Doctor: Do you always talk to the computer, Daria?
Daria: Only when the toaster's mad at me.
Doctor: Just think of your favorite place.
Daria: Anywhere but here.
Doctor: You are getting sleepy. very sleepy. When I snap my fingers, you'll tell me what you feel deep inside.
Quinn: Oh, Ceaser. I would marry you, but that toga makes your butt look big! And that ivory crown. Ugh! It's so B.C.