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Daria: Dye! Dye! My Darling
Jane wants to dye her hair to look like tiger stripes and has Daria help her. Jane begins to ask Daria about why she's spending time with Tom and then accuses Daria of ruining her hair after the dye job turns out bad. Later, Daria kisses Tom and after feeling guilty, she tells Jane, who's furious. However, Jane sees how good of a couple Tom and Daria make so they call a truce.
Daria: Because I'm not interested in you. And I'd be stabbing my friend in the back if I ever considered it.
Tom: Of course. And what kind of guy would that make me.
Tom: Alright then.
(Tom and Daria kiss)
Daria: Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.
Tom: I liked it too.
Daria: That's not funny.
Tom: I know.
(they kiss again)
Tom: That was definately not funny.
Helen: Well if your mother's 80, then what is she doing dragging some poor soul to the alter?!
Daria: This stuff stinks. Why can't they just mix it before they put it in the bottle?
Jane: Because the vapors would build up and it would explode.
Daria: Oh. Well, that sounds like something I'd want seeping into my scalp.
Daria: Can you picture me making out with anyone? Ever?
Jane: (pause) Can I stop short of your wedding night?
Trent: Hey, you know, about Tom and all ... it'll be okay.
Jane: Yeah, some part of me knows that. Some part of me is actually saying that breaking up is right.
Trent: Maybe it is.
Jane: So how come every five minutes I feel like I'm going to throw up?
Trent: I don't know. You haven't been eating out of the refrigerator again, have you?
Daria: Are we still friends? (pause) Are we?
Jane: Yeah. We're the kind of friends who can't stand the sight of each other.
Daria: Temporarily, right?
Jane: I hope so, Daria.