Episode Notes
This episode was not re-aired on The N.
Non-Speaking Characters: Brooke
This is Brooke's first appearance (though non-speaking) since "
Too Cute".
Episode Quotes
Sandy: Can't ... I ... rest?
Quinn: Did Cleopatra rest when she was inventing mascara? Did Neferiti rest when she was posing for statues? Did Helen of Troy rest when she was doing whatever it was she did? Beauty never rests! Now, swim you cow, swim!!
Jane: Did I hear right? The death of the Fashion Club? That at last the people shall be free?
Daria: Not likely. That club's like a hydra. You cut off one airhead, two more grow back.
Sandi: Obviously, I'm the only one in this room concerned with the burgeoning obesity problem tearing apart the very fabric of our land.
Stacy: Not the fabric!
Sandi: Gee, Tiffany, why don't you take a picture? It will last longer.
Tiffany: But I don't have a camera.
Quinn: You're going to carry on the Fashion Club mission. You'll stop the vertically challenged from wearing really fat stripes, point out icky fibers to icky fibers wearers, and fight frosted shadows wherever you go, unless it's at a costume party. You'll hold yourselves up to the highest standards possible. No ankle boot too pointy, no chartreuse too chartreusey, and no mock turtleneck too mocky. And finally, you will never, ever date anyone less attractive than you are ... although equally attractive is okay.