Episode Quotes
Joey:
Dreams aren't perfect Dawson... They come true, not free.
Joey: Ok, ok, ok, ok. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to finish this, and I have 2 more after that. Go write a book or something.
Christopher:(Talking about The Creek) I can’t. That show has officially destroyed some very necessary brain cells.
Jack: Thanks, honey.
Doug: No, no, never, never call me honey.
Jack: Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.
Doug: Don't call me dude, either.
Jack: All right, tonight? Dinner later?
Doug: Yeah. I'll cook. My place.
Jack: Great. I'll bring the handcuffs. Kidding!
Jen: So I just caught some of your act. Looks like Capeside finally hired a good teacher.
Jack: Good teachers are just traumatized students trying to erase whatever went wrong with their own high school experience.
Jen: Do you think that you could erase my memories while you're at it?
Jack: That would be a lifetime in a nunnery.
Jack: (Talking about Doug) Yeah, what can I say? He's a paranoid, closeted freak... but he's my paranoid, closeted freak.
Joey: Pacey, is this all yours?
Pacey: Mine, the bank's and several family members.
Joey: Do you remember that time I painted you in the nude?
Jen: Oh, you got excited and you sprouted—
Jack: Oh, whoa, hey, hey!
Joey: Got a little bit more than I bargained for!
Jen:Dawson... remember when I de-virginized you?
Jen: It's really wonderful-- parenting. I mean, I can't program my Tivo, but I can take care of a child.
Jack: (To Jen) Your wise, sage superpowers have increased with motherhood. I think I might have to buy you a cape pretty soon.
Joey: Did you know they put up a McDonald’s on Hudson? We've officially been invaded, Dawson. We are one Old Navy away from being destroyed.
Dawson: Best thing we can do is just be ourselves, carry on in our typical, usual, distracting...
Pacey: Sordid love triangle ways.
Dawson: [Laughs] Leave it up to you to say the most inappropriate thing possible.
Pacey: Aw, I'm always dependable, my friend.
Joey: So very not funny.
Joey: (answering her phone) Hi, Christopher.
Dawson: And the triangle becomes a square.
Pacey: Well put!