Al: What’s your partner so mad about all the time?
Sol: He’s not mad.
Al: He’s got a mean way of being happy. |
Sol: (in reference to being insulted by Al) I’ve been called worse by better. |
Charlie: (drunk) You're half fucking blind, ain’t you?
Jane: (even more drunk) Sometimes it’s a fucking blessing. |
Ellsworth: (to Brom Garret) Don't weaken Pilgrim. 'Twixt nuggets and nothing she's usually going to show you some flake. |
E.B. Farnum: (to Wild Bill Hickok) Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it ... unless you kill a guest. |
Doc Cochran: I see more misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm. |
Al Swearengen: Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. |
Al Swearengen: You don't want to interfere with me.
Calamity Jane: You think I'm scared of you?
Al Swearengen: Sure you are. And if I take a knife to you you'll be scared worse and a long time dying. |
Hickok: (to Jack McCall) If irritating me is the jackpot, you got the job done. |
Alma Garret: I suppose a community such as this draws a certain type of man. |
Al Swearengen: (to Bullock and Star) Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go fuck yourself. |
Con Stapleton: That man's gun never left his holster Mr. Hickok.
Bill Hickok: He meant me harm.
Tom Mason: (to Hickok) You killed my brother..
Hickok: And now I killed you. |