Christie: I had a weird conversation with your mom yesterday. She was talking about a bathing ritual.
Alak: Oh... that.
Christie: She said it was a ceremony for newlyweds.
Alak: It's just some stupid old custom from the homeworld.
Christie: The whole family together in a bathtub?
Alak: It's something the higher liros still do. Look, I--I know it probably sounds bizarre...
Christie: We're all supposed to be naked?
Alak: No! Not really. The women wear these beads.
Nolan: Ah, it's getting nasty out there. Just finished rain-proofing the school roof. The principal was so grateful she kissed me on the lips. At least I hope it was a "she." You can't tell the difference with those Liberata.
Stahma: I want Alak educated with regard to the eccentricities of the female human libido. Making love to one of you is enormously complicated.
Kenya: We're really not complex.
Stahma: What about this "g-spot"? It's one of your major erogenous zones, yet it took your own scientists centuries to confirm that it even existed.
Rafe: That's quite a set of balls you got there, Nicolette.
Nicky Riordon: Coming from you, now, that is a compliment.
Nolan: You sure it was Sukar? The Spirit Riders told me he was dead.
Yewll: Well, for a dead guy, he kicked the crap out of me pretty good.
Kenya: Could you imagine if... Datak could see us right now?
Stahma: Kenya, listen to me very carefully. If my husband ever found out that we've been together, he'd kill us both without hesitation or mercy.
Kenya: It's his loss. I would've given him the two-for-one deal.