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Delocated: Pilot

Jon, along with his wife and son, prepare for the move to New York City. Mike, the federal agent assigned to watch over the family, gives them a rundown of how their new life as reality stars will be. After arriving in New York, the family finds their new loft is actually a small apartment room. Susan leaves with David, leaving Jon to sit and contemplate why he agreed to all this.


Episode Info


Episode number: 1x0
Airdate: Tuesday April 01st, 2008

Director: Jon Glaser


  • Currently 8.7/10
8.7/10 (3 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Paul Rudd
As Himself
Megan Neuringer
As Date #1
Laura Krafft
As Date #2
Julie Klausner
As Date #3
Mark Delabarre
As Agent #1
Rob Lathan
As Agent #2
Curin Wilkerson
As Agent #3
Mike Cornell
As Waiter
Main Cast
Eugene Mirman
As Yvgeny Mirminsky
Jacob Kogan
As David
Nadia Dajani
As Susan
Episode Quotes
Jon: So Susan and David aren't crazy about doing the show. Susan thinks we're putting ourselves in danger, she's got David in a panic that he's gonna be killed. What's the worst that's gonna happen? I become super famous and we get divorced because of how laid I'm getting?

Jon: Why else would I put my family on camera and risk them being murdered if I wasn't in a sweet loft? That's what makes it worth it!

Jon: I'm not really suppose to talk about what I did for a living previously, but lets just say it rhymes with architect.

Jon: (while crying) Paul Rudd is dead! He was in Anchorman and the Forty-Year Old Virgin! He was in The Shape of Things! He was in Clueless and Romeo + Juliet! He did a thing in Reno 911!: Miami! The Cider House Rules! P.S.! The Oh in Ohio! Knocked Up! He had a series of Broadway credits..

Jon: I don't know Mike. I feel like my life is falling apart. My wife left me, she took my son. Working at a coffee shop. Paul Rudd was killed right before my eyes. And now I gotta try to sleep alone in a strange apartment that's not even a sweet loft.



Warning: Delocated season 1 episode 0 guide may contain spoilers
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