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After a break-in on Wisteria Lane, Susan feels vulneralbe and accepts a date with a policeman after Mike shows her no interest. Bree begins to bond with Zach, Mary Alice's troubled son, after Rex takes the kids away for the weekend. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom try to get Porter and Preston into a prestigious private school, and Carlos' mother visits which puts a strain on Gabrielle's hidden affair with John.
Nicollette Sheridan (Edie Britt) does not appear in this episode.
Ratings: 22.3 million viewers
During the filming of the scene where Susan falls on the wedding cake, Teri Hatcher (Susan) cracked a rib.
Bree: I love to try out new recipes before the holidays. That way if the cookbook has it wrong, I can fix it.
Bree: He could've been a sexual predator.
Rex: And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's? That's a lose-lose situation.
Susan: I'm mad because I like you so much without really knowing anything about you.
Mike: What do you want to know?
Susan: What do you think of me?
(Mike kisses Susan slowly and softly)
Susan: Could you repeat that, please?
Lynette: You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are.
Bree: So you want me to lie?
Lynette: I thought that was understood.
Mama Solis: Family should always hug, (whispering in Gabrielle's ear) regardless of how they feel about each other.
Rex: Oh come on, I'm staying at a motel. I haven't had a descent meal in weeks.
Bree: Honey, the marriage counseling may not work out. You need to get used to bad cooking.
Tom: Maybe it's time we look into homeschooling.
Lynette: I know you did not just say that.
Tom: Honey, it's got its advantages.You know, kids who are homeschooled do better in their later years.
Lynette: They won't make it to their later years if I have to spend all day with them.
Bree: When I looked out the window, I saw all of my mother's blood on the street, and nobody was doing anything about it, so I got a hose and I washed it off. And once it was clean I felt so much better.
Susan: I hate to bother you while you're working, but do you have change for a five? Preferably in quarters.
Prostitute: If I got paid in quarters, I must be doing something wrong.