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Susan is upset when Mike's unexpected and sexy house guest, Kendra, forces him to postpone their first date. This leads Susan and Edie to follow him and Kendra on their night out together. Lynette becomes more dependent on the twins' ADD medication. Gabrielle becomes jealous of Danielle Van De Kamp being in John's life. Andrew gets into a serious car accident that puts Mama Solis in the hospital, right after she catches John and Gabrielle in the act.
Julie: You got protection?
Susan: We are so not having this conversation!
Julie: We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
Edie: For the record, I was rooting for you to land him.
Susan: And why would you root for me?
Edie: Well, I figured it would be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her - she seems like fun!
Susan: Hey, Edie!
Edie: Wow! Get a load of you! You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
Susan: Oh this? Well, I have a date. Right now. With Mike. We kissed. FYI.
Gabrielle: I have a problem with you seeing other girls.
John: Well, I have a problem with you having a husband. I guess we'll both have to learn to deal.
Julie: (to Susan) I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again.