Episode Quotes
Susan: You obviously think you have some insight into my soul, so please, go ahead, dazzle me.
Mike: Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable.
Susan: Big insight. The postman knows that.
Edie: Look Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one is missing.
Felicia: Loved one? Oh, Edie, let me be clear about this, I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day she died, this world became a better place.
George: It was nice talking with you, Dr. Van der Kamp.
Rex: Please, you're dating my wife! Call me Rex!
Paul: I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return.
Felicia: Oh, I seriously doubt that
Bree: Never listen to a women who just got her heart broken. We tend to lie.