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Desperate Housewives: The Ladies Who Lunch

The latest discovery about Maisy Gibbons shocks all of Wisteria Lane, especially Bree. Gabrielle has a crisis when the sewer breaks and she has no money to repair it. Lynette must put on a brave face when a rumor goes around the twins' school that they started the head lice epidemic. Meanwhile, Susan becomes even more depressed about breaking up with Mike.

Episode Info
Episode number: 1x16
Production Number: 115
Airdate: Sunday March 27th, 2005

Guest Stars
Brent KinsmanBrent Kinsman
As Preston Scavo
Dawn Ashley CookDawn Ashley Cook
As Serena
Doug SavantDoug Savant
As Tom Scavo
Harriet Sansom HarrisHarriet Sansom Harris
As Felicia Tilman
Harry S. MurphyHarry S. Murphy
As Headmaster Lentz
Jill BrennanJill Brennan
As Tish Atherton
Maria CominisMaria Cominis
As Mona Clark
Pat Crawford BrownPat Crawford Brown
As Ida Greenberg
Shane KinsmanShane Kinsman
As Porter Scavo
Sharon LawrenceSharon Lawrence
As Maisy Gibbons
Zane HuettZane Huett
As Parker Scavo
Glenn TarantoGlenn Taranto
As Undercover Cop
Heather LeeHeather Lee
As Woman
Joshua FinkelJoshua Finkel
As Country Club Maitre D
Lisa DarrLisa Darr
As Tammy Brennan
Mary-Pat GreenMary-Pat Green
As Nurse Abigail
Sara Van HornSara Van Horn
As Crossing Guard
Main Cast
Teri HatcherTeri Hatcher
As Susan Mayer
Felicity HuffmanFelicity Huffman
As Lynette Scavo
Marcia CrossMarcia Cross
As Bree Van de Camp
Eva LongoriaEva Longoria
As Gabrielle Solis
Nicollette  SheridanNicollette Sheridan
As Edie Britt
Steven CulpSteven Culp
As Rex Van de Camp
Mark MosesMark Moses
As Paul Young
Andrea BowenAndrea Bowen
As Julie Mayer
Jesse MetcalfeJesse Metcalfe
As John Rowland
Cody KaschCody Kasch
As Zach Young
Brenda StrongBrenda Strong
voiced Mary Alice Young
James DentonJames Denton
As Mike Delfino
Episode Quotes
Edie: I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update.
Lynette: Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. That being said, Edie, please continue.

Edie: My necklace! Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago, and she said that it went down the drain. Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another!

Maisy: I've been abandoned. I guess that what happens when you become the town whore.
Bree: Oh sweety, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. They abandoned you because you weren't that nice to begin with.

Susan: Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, "Oh, and by the way, I once killed a man." Or when you said, "Hey, let's go jogging," you could have said, "Wow, by the way, I once killed a man". Every time we went to the movies and the hero shot the bad guy you could have turned to me and said, "Oh, by the way, I did that once." You didn't!

Bree: Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream.
Rex: Bree --
Bree: I will scream about your cruelty. Then I will scream about your infidelity. And just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits. You want to know what true humiliation is, you just take one step.

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