Episode Quotes
Mary Alice: (voiceover) Yes. Everyone appreciates a good neighbor. You know, the kind that helps you with the groceries, but doesn't ask why is your son so moody. The type that delivers misplaced mail, but doesn't point out your wife seems so discontented. The sort that offers to mow your lawn, but doesn't mention your husband seems cold. But if you're not sure the man next door is as nice as he would have you believe, do everything you can to get to know him better.
Bree: Orson, I adore you, but your name, our name, it has no music. Van De Kamp trips off the tongue. Hodge, it sounds like the noise of plunger makes.
Orson: That's preposterous!
Mrs. McCluskey: Hey this is what Edie and I do, we tease each other. I say she's easier to get into than community college, she says my face looks like a knee. It's fun.