Desperate Housewives: Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

Danielle returns to Wisteria Lane and is bombarded with criticism. Gaby and Susan find themselves in a catfight with one another due to their children; Lynette finds that Dave and Tom have formed a garage band; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey team up to press Edie for more information over lunch.

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Episode Info

Episode number: 5x3
Production Number: 5003
Airdate: Sunday October 12th, 2008

Director: Bethany Rooney
Writer: Joe Keenan

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Channel 4)	Nov 05, 2008
NL (Net 5)	Jan 20, 2009
Argentina	Feb 18, 2009

Guest Stars

Daniella Baltodano As Celia Solis Recurring	Gale Harold As Jackson Recurring
Jake Soldera As Benjamin Katz Recurring	Joy Lauren As Danielle Van De Kamp Recurring
Kathryn Joosten As Mrs. McCluskey Recurring	Leslie Karpman (1) As Debbie Recurring
Madison De La Garza As Juanita Solis Recurring	Mason Cotton As Maynard "M.J." Delfino Recurring
Laki Manchu As Nabila	Ronobir Lahiri As Nabila's Husband

Main Cast

Felicity Huffman As Lynette Scavo	Marcia Cross As Bree Van de Camp
Eva Longoria As Gabrielle Solis	Teri Hatcher As Susan Mayer
Brenda Strong voiced Mary Alice Young	Ricardo Antonio Chavira As Carlos Solis
Joshua Moore As Parker Scavo #2	Doug Savant As Tom Scavo
James Denton As Mike Delfino	Charlie Carver As Porter Scavo #2
Kendall Applegate As Penny Scavo #1	Dana Delany As Katherine Mayfair
Kyle MacLachlan (1) As Orson Hodge	Neal McDonough As Dave Williams
Max Carver As Preston Scavo #2	Shawn Pyfrom As Andrew Van de Camp
Nicollette Sheridan As Edie Britt

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Episode Notes

Charlie Carver (Porter Scavo), Max Carver (Preston Scavo) and Joshua Logan Moore (Parker Scavo) do not appear in this episode.

This is the first appearance of Kendall Applegate (Penny Scavo).

Episode Quotes

Gaby: Look at my life, Susan. I've been beaten down.
Susan: Well, I thought I had you beaten today and the next thing I knew, I was eating grass.
Gaby: Today doesn't count. Today I was mad.
Susan: Well, maybe you need to get mad more often.
Gaby: Maybe you're right.

Susan: It's not the first time. Juanita's been bullying him.
Gaby: Wow, I'm sorry. I'll talk to her.
Susan: Thank you.
Gaby: And don't worry, no one will hear about this from me.
Susan: Hear what?
Gaby: That MJ's getting beaten up by a little girl.
Susan: Well, a "girl".
Gaby: Are you suggesting that Juanita is fat for her age?
Susan: Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age.
Gaby: Yeah, well, let's face it, MJ can get beaten up by a kitten!

Jackson: Oops! Didn't see that coming.
Mike: Just for that, I'm breaking my rule about not hitting girls!

Cultural References

Episode Title: Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

"Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else" is a song from West Side Story.

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