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Sorting Out the Dirty Laundry
This one hour special catches old and new viewers alike with all the past happenings on Wisteria Lane.
1 :01x01 - Pilot
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: Charles McDougall
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Nike Doukas (Natalie Klein), Kaye Wade (Elderly Woman), Jordan Cline (Baby Girl), Dylan Cline (Baby Girl), Edward Zoellner (Tanaka Party Waiter), Heath McCall (Waiter), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Sherica Durdley (Wendy)
From the viewpoint of Mary Alice Young, a housewife who killed herself, we are exposed to the lives of her family, neighbors and friends she left behind. After her death, her husband begins acting strange, which raises her friends suspicion and gossip begins flying about why she would do such a thing.
From her now elevated viewpoint, Mary Alice shares with us the secrets that are hidden by each one residents of the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane.
2 :01x02 - Ah, But Underneath
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Sam Lloyd (Dr. Albert Goldfine), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Jan Hoag (Beefy Middle-Aged Woman), Vincent Duvall (The Adjustor), Adam Lieberman (Vet), Timothy Brennen (Cop), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Susan and Edie continue to fight over their sexy neighbor Mike, the plumber. Gabrielle begins to think that her gardener may be getting to attached to her after their affair and worries that Carlos is catching on. Bree gets Rex to agree to marriage counseling, but the counselor needs more help than they do. Meanwhile, Lynette turns to drastic measures to get her kids to behave, but her plan ends up backfiring; the women discuss the meaning of Mary Alice's suicide note; and the measuring cup that Susan left in Edie's house before accidentally burning it down may come back to haunt her when Mrs. Huber finds it.
3 :01x03 - Pretty Little Picture
Writer: Oliver Goldstick
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Sam Lloyd (Dr. Albert Goldfine), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Nealla Gordon (Mrs. Bukowski), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Anne Dudek (Brandi), Lucille Soong (Yoa Lin), Emily Christine (Ashley Bukowski), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Keith Pillow (Newscaster), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
The women decide it's best to go ahead with the big dinner party that Mary Alice had planned to host, despite their own disturbances. A nine-year-old girl catches Gabrielle and John together and begins to blackmail her. Bree tries to keep her marital problems a secret and Susan confronts her ex-husband, with surprising results.
4 :01x04 - Who's that Woman?
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Marc Cherry
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Richard Roundtree (Jerry Shaw), Mary Pat Gleason (Ms. Butters), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), John Haymes Newton (Jonathan Lithgow), Adam Weisman (Ian), Tricia Nickell (Reporter), Paul Hayes (Businessman), Eric Marquette (Heath), Michelle Ewin (Cashier), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Mrs. Huber figures out Susan's role in Edie's fire and attempts to blackmail her to make a quick buck. Meanwhile, a suspicious Carlos targets who he thinks Gabrielle is having an affair with the cable guy instead of John. Lynette cannot believe it when her twin's teacher suggests she place them on ADD medication. Lastly, Bree struggles with her rebellious son Andrew after Rex decides to move out.
5 :01x05 - Come in, Stranger
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Steven Eckholdt (Officer Rick Thompson), Harry S. Murphy (Headmaster Lentz), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Lorna Scott (Helen Vale), Betty Murphy (Alberta Fromme), Mark Brady (Patrolling Police Officer), Laura Milby (Saleswoman), Shania Accius (Shonda), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Cheyenne Wilbur (Bob Fisk)
After a break-in on Wisteria Lane, Susan feels vulneralbe and accepts a date with a policeman after Mike shows her no interest. Bree begins to bond with Zach, Mary Alice's troubled son, after Rex takes the kids away for the weekend. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom try to get Porter and Preston into a prestigious private school, and Carlos' mother visits which puts a strain on Gabrielle's hidden affair with John.
6 :01x06 - Running to Stand Still
Writer: Tracey Stern
Director: Fred Gerber
Guest star: Sam Lloyd (Dr. Albert Goldfine), Stacey Travis (Jordana Geist), Richard Roundtree (Mr. Shaw), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Shannon O'Hurley (Mrs. Truesdale), Sharon Lawrence (Maisy Gibbons), Gregg Daniel (Dr. Siger), Chris Johnson (Harlan Copp), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathy McGraw (Receptionist), Cindy Lu (Nurse), Dawn Ashley Cook (Woman In Restaurant), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Paul Denniston (Waiter)
Lynette disagrees with mom Maisy Gibbons when she tries to produce a "politically correct" play about "Little Red Riding Hood" at the twins' school. Meanwhile, Susan continues to investigate the Zach's disappearance and soon finds that his father, Paul, put him in Seacrest, a mental institution. Mama Solis comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's secret, and Bree comes enraged when Rex suggests they hire a sex surrogate.
7 :01x07 - Anything You Can Do
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Edward Edwards (Dan Peterson), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Lee Garlington (Alberta Holstein), Stacey Travis (Jordana Geist), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Terry Urdang (Charlotte Fletcher), Richard Roundtree (Jerry Shaw), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Heather Stephens (Kendra Taylor), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Trisha Simmons (Principal Stark), Jimm Giannini (Victor), Gene Wolande (Cab Driver), Blake Adams (Bartender), Elizabeth Storm (Janie Peterson), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Will Greenberg (Man), Sara Astin (Cowgirl Waitress)
Susan is upset when Mike's unexpected and sexy house guest, Kendra, forces him to postpone their first date. This leads Susan and Edie to follow him and Kendra on their night out together. Lynette becomes more dependent on the twins' ADD medication. Gabrielle becomes jealous of Danielle Van De Kamp being in John's life. Andrew gets into a serious car accident that puts Mama Solis in the hospital, right after she catches John and Gabrielle in the act.
8 :01x08 - Guilty
Writer: Kevin Murphy
Director: Fred Gerber
Guest star: Freda Foh Shen (Dr. Chang), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Richard Roundtree (Jerry Shaw), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Alan Baltes (Doctor Levine), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Dayna Devon (Lori Jean), Rozz Witt (Nurse), Nancy Abt (Phil the Tile Guy), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Susan becomes suspicious of the true reason why Mike decided to move to Wisteria Lane. Lynette finally reaches the breaking point in her addiction to the twins' ADD medication then decides it's time for drastic measures after having a dream about Mary Alice. Mr. Shaw ends up developing a relationship with Edie and also has a connection to Mary Alice Young after he talks to Paul Young on the phone. Lastly, Gabrielle confesses her affair with John to a priest while Carlos' mother is in a coma at the hospital.
9 :01x09 - Suspicious Minds
Writer: Jenna Bans
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Marla Sokoloff (Claire), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Hamilton Camp (Brian Linder), Brett Cullen (Detective Burnett), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Gregg Daniel (Dr. Siger), Kathryn Harrold (Helen Rowland), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), John Bisom (Stagehand), Joyce Guy (Nurse Kelly), Nigel Gibbs (FBI Agent), John Lacy (Detective Beckerman), Lou George (Bystander), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Jil Holden (Betty), John E. Jimmo (Swimmer)
Gabrielle decides to organize a fashion show for charity featuring the women of Wisteria Lane. Susan then becomes angry at Gabrielle once she discovers her secret. John's mother, Helen Rowland, thinks her son is sleeping with Susan and not with Gabrielle, but Gabrielle confesses to Helen, to get the heat off Susan, that she's been sleeping with her son. Before Carlos finds out about Gabrielle's secret, he is arrested. Bree decides to take Andrew's behavior and punisment into her own hands. The police investigate a toy chest that is found in the river and the search is on for who put it there.
10 :01x10 - Come Back to Me
Writer: Patty Lin
Director: Fred Gerber
Guest star: Shawn Doyle (Mr. Hartley), Marla Sokoloff (Claire), Lorna Raver (Judge Sullivan), Sharon Lawrence (Maisy Gibbons), Carlease Burke (Receptionist), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Tom Virtue (The Man), Mari Weiss (Ms. McCready), Nigel Gibbs (FBI Agent), Charles Martinet (The Guard), Joe Rose (Repo Man), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life overlaps with Bree's. Gabrielle's situation worsens after Carlos makes a jailhouse confession. Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level, and Lynette, suspicious of her new nanny, decides to secretly videotape her. Paul Young makes a startling admission.
11 :01x11 - Move On
Writer: David Schulner
Director: John David Coles
Guest star: Conor O'Farrell (Detective Copeland), Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Shawn Doyle (Mr. Hartley), Phil Reeves (Mickey Gibb), Marla Sokoloff (Claire), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Roger Bart (George Williams), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Tara Karsian (Sarah), Gwen McGee (Woman), Robert Dolan (Police Officer), Ashley Rose Orr (Julie's Friend #2), Kyle T. Heffner (Head Volunteer), Jon Fleming (Jogger), Chelsea Colwell (Julie's Friend #1), David Manning (Pianist)
Edie decides to organize a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, whose sister has just arrived on Wisteria Lane. Bree decides to ask the local pharmacist out on a date since she feels like her marriage is over. Karl suddenly arrives which surprises Susan. Meanwhile, Lynette is convinced that Tom is attracted to her newly acquired nanny.
12 :01x12 - Every Day a Little Death
Writer: Chris Black
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Conor O'Farrell (Detective Copeland), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo (Credit Only)), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Richard Roundtree (Mr. Shaw), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Jolie Jenkins (Deidre), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Emily Christine (Ashley Bukowski), Erin Matthews (Lauren), Roger Bart (George Williams), Michael Patrick McGill (Crime Scene Policeman), Bari Hochwald (Callie), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Wisteria Lane finally learns what happened to Martha Huber and Susan learns what Mrs. Huber knew about her. Bree feels that her new beau, George, is getting a little too close, but does not want to hurt his feelings. Carlos finally returns from jail, but Gabrielle is not too happy about it. Lynette chooses to lie about Parker's health so she can get into a yoga class.
13 :01x13 - Your Fault
Writer: Kevin Etten
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Ryan O'Neal (Rodney Scavo), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Karen Austin (Lois McDaniel), Mark Harelik (Bob Rowland), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Kathryn Harrold (Helen Rowland), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Roger Bart (George Williams), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Bonnie Burroughs (Bree's Lawyer), Bob Browstein (Rex's Lawyer), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Lynette's father-in-law visits and she soon learns a family secret. Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree and Susan is upset at how close her daughter, Julie, is getting with Zach Young. Meanwhile, Gabrielle is shocked after John's parents come to her for a favor.
14 :01x14 - Love Is in the Air (a.k.a. What I Did for Love)
Writer: Tom Spezialy
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Heather Salmon (Hostess), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Timothy Davis-Reed (Doctor), Sam Lloyd (Dr. Albert Goldfine), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), J. David Krassner (Noah's Doctor), Jon Polito (Charles Skouras), Jolie Jenkins (Deirdre Taylor), Carlease Burke (Nurse #2), Christopher Boyer (Man at Mattress Store), Roz Witt (Nurse #1), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Paul Nicholas (Busboy), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Kristina Lear (Cosmetic Store Customer)
Valentine's Day arrives on Wisteria Lane and Susan is looking for love on her date with Mike, until she learns a shocking secret it about him. Bree discovers something she never knew about Rex. Lynette's cranky neighbor accuses her sons of stealing. Gabrielle gets a job as a mattress model for a local salesman.
15 :01x15 - Impossible
Writer: Marc Cherry, Tom Spezialy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Conor O'Farrell (Detective Copeland), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Joey Gray (Teenage Boy), Nelson Mashita (Postman), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Nick Chinlund (Detective Sullivan), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Elizabeth Storm (Janie Peterson), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Mike is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder. John's friend, Justin, tries to blackmail Gabrielle after he finds out about their affair. Tom longs for a promotion, but Lynette sees it as having to stay at home with the kids even longer. Bree is absolutely horrified when she finds a condom and even more so when she finds out who used it.
16 :01x16 - The Ladies Who Lunch
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Mary-Pat Green (Nurse Abigail), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Sara Van Horn (Crossing Guard), Jill Brennan (Tish Atherton), Sharon Lawrence (Maisy Gibbons), Glenn Taranto (Undercover Cop), Harry S. Murphy (Headmaster Lentz), Lisa Darr (Tammy Brennan), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Dawn Ashley Cook (Serena), Heather Lee (Woman), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Joshua Finkel (Country Club Maitre D)
The latest discovery about Maisy Gibbons shocks all of Wisteria Lane, especially Bree. Gabrielle has a crisis when the sewer breaks and she has no money to repair it. Lynette must put on a brave face when a rumor goes around the twins' school that they started the head lice epidemic. Meanwhile, Susan becomes even more depressed about breaking up with Mike.
17 :01x17 - There Won't Be Trumpets
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Rick Ravanello (Bill Cunningham), Albie Selznick (Dennis Stevens), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Trisha Simmons (Prinicipal Star), Derk Cheetwood (Security Guard), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita Solis), Mark L. Taylor (Mr. Steinberg), Dagney Kerr (Nurse Heissel), Aria Wallace (Lily Stevens), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Marlee Matlin (Alisa Stevens), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Mama Solis's condition changes, which might prove well for Gabrielle. Bree and Andrew continue fighting and it only gets worse. Susan becomes attracted to the contractor working for Edie. Lynette decides to befriend a deaf woman whose children also attend Barcliff.
18 :01x18 - Children Will Listen
Writer: Kevin Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Rochelle Robinson (Tug's Mother), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Hira Ambrosino (Pedicurist no. 1), Brett Cullen (Detective Burnett), Mark L. Taylor (Mr. Steinberg), John Lacy (Detective Beckerman), Joel McKinnon Miller (Counselor), Bob Newhart (Morty), Paul Rae (Hector), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Emily Christine (Ashley Bukowski), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Susan's mother, Sophie, surprises her with an unannounced visit and tells her the latest news about her boyfriend. After Bree disciplines Porter while she is babysitting the Scavo children, Lynette becomes angry and chooses not to speak to Bree anymore. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos clash over the settlement of his mother's estate.
19 :01x19 - Live Alone and Like It (a.k.a. An Unexpected Song)
Writer: Jenna Bans
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sikes), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), James Michael Connor (Tim), Nick Chinlund (Detective Sullivan), Paul Rae (Ice Cream Vendor), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophia Bremmer), Geoff Pierson (Sam), Patrick Dollaghan (Lamont), David Pevsner (Waiter), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Lynette momentarily helps out mean Mrs. McCluskey. Susan is still upset about her breakup with Mike and even more upset when her mother sets her up on a date with someone.
20 :01x20 - Fear No More
Writer: Adam Barr
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Richard Roundtree (Mr. Shaw), Melinda McGraw (Annabel Foster), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Nikki Snelson (Maserati saleswoman), Jimmy Schueler (Perfect Blonde Man), Lauren Cohn (Ginger), Roger Bart (George Williams), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Gabrielle decides to give Carlos one last hurrah before he heads off to jail. Lynette cannot believe it when Tom's old girlfriend is hired by his firm. Susan and Julie get an unexpected surprised from the Youngs. While George Williams returns to Bree's life, much to Rex's displeasure.
21 :01x21 - Sunday in the Park with George
Writer: Katie Ford
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Bob Newhart (Morty), Melinda McGraw (Annabel Foster), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Roger Bart (George Williams), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
George continues to find ways to get into Bree's life, as Rex's health continues to get worse. Gabrielle's man troubles become even more complicated. Lynette decides to spice up her and Tom's love life because she feels he is losing interest. After talking with Kendra, Susan discovers that Mike killed a cop in self-defense, and decides she has to forgive him. Felicia takes action to help Zach and comes up with a way to get rid of Paul for good.
22 :01x22 - Goodbye For Now
Writer: Josh Senter
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Mehcad Brooks (Josh Applewhite), Melinda McGraw (Annabel Foster), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Alfre Woodard (Betty Applewhite), Roger Bart (George Williams), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo)
Susan finally makes a decision about Mike, which does not suit Edie at all. Lynette makes sure that Annabel will not interfere in her relationship with her husband. Bree finally realizes what George is up to, but it might come to late for Rex. Carlos' problems get even worse when Gabrielle finds out about the birth control. Mrs. Huber's journal reveals some juicy secrets as two new faces move to Wisteria Lane.
23 :01x23 - One Wonderful Day
Writer: Kevin Murphy, Joey Murphy, John Pardee, Marc Cherry, Tom Spezialy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Terry Bozeman (Dr. Craig), Doug Savant (Tom Scavo), Steve Tom (Judge), Jolie Jenkins (Diedre), Lee Whittaker (Box Boy), Mehcad Brooks (Josh Applewhite), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), John Haymes Newton (The Cable Guy), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), Alfre Woodard (Betty Applewhite), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Tanner Maguire (Young Zach)
Susan, Lynette, and Gabrielle rush to the hospital to be with Bree after learning about Rex's heart attack. After returning home, Bree receives very shocking news about her husband. After Lynette causes him to lose his job, Tom suggests that Lynette be the one to go back to work and that he will become a stay-at-home dad. Carlos finally learns about Gabrielle's affair with John, in a very unexpected way. Paul finally reveals just why Mary Alice killed herself, which does not set will with Zach.
Recap Special: All the Juicy Details
This is an original special celebrating some of the best and most-loved moments from the popular show, while also bringing viewers up to date in Season Two. The hour will follow the story arc of each character with original narration by Mary Alice Young, who will guide viewers, much as she does in the weekly episodes, through the various twists and turns of their stories.
The More You Know, The Juicier It Gets
This special brings viewers up to date with all the latest goings-on, including Bree and Andrew’s escalating war, Susan’s love triangle with Mike and Karl, Lynette’s new job as her husband’s new boss, Gabrielle and Carlos’ quest for a child, the Applewhite family’s secret life, as well as the ongoing mystery surrounding Paul Young and Felicia Tilman’s determination to get to the truth about her sister Martha’s murder.
24 :02x01 - Next
Writer: Jenna Bans, Kevin Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Andy Umberger (Officer Romslo), Stacy Solodkin (Haggard Woman), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Charlie Babcock (Stu Currie Graham), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sikes), Shirley Knight (Phyllis Van De Kamp), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Lizzie Peet (Secretary), Nikki Braendlin (Receptionist)
As the second season opens, Mike returns back home to discover that Zach is holding Susan hostage and must find a way to rescue them both. Lynette decides to interview for an account executive position at a top ad agency, since Tom has agreed to stay home with the kids. Her potential boss becomes skeptical, so Lynette goes all out to impress her. Rex's mother, Phyllis, comes in for his funeral and ends up driving Bree crazy. Gabrielle starts feeling guilty about being unfaithful and starts visiting Carlos in jail.
25 :02x02 - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Writer: Chris Black, Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Terry Bozeman (Dr. Craig), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Daniel Roebuck (Mr. Flannery), Shirley Knight (Mrs. Phyllis Van De Kamp), Ridge Canipe (Danny), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), Loren Lester (Dr. Baker), Lenora May (Dr. Mackenzie), Harry S. Murphy (Mr. Lentz), Alexandra Lydon (Rita Rivera), Deb Hiett (Woman #1), Brian George (Mr. Pashmutt)
Susan gets an unpleasant shock when she discovers just who Edie's new boyfriend is and then she and Mike struggle to find out where their relationship stands now that she knows his secret. Meanwhile Lynette goes back to work, leaving Tom at home in charge of the house, which does not suit Lynette's liking when she returns. Phyllis continues to irritate Bree with all of her melodramatic grieving, and Carlos makes an unusual request of Gabrielle, which she is not pleased with.
26 :02x03 - You'll Never Get Away From Me
Writer: Ellie Herman, Tom Spezialy
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Kurt Fuller (Det. Barton), Charlie Babcock (Stu), Shirley Knight (Phyllis Van De Kamp), Bruno Amato (Guard), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), Phil Abrams (Technician), Rende Rae Norman (Mrs. Novak), Harry S. Murphy (Mr. Lenz), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Alejandro Patino (Ralph)
Bree's mother-in-law, Phyllis, ends up getting her in serious trouble with the law. Susan tries desperately to try and accept Edie's new role in Julie's life. Meanwhile, Lynette's boss ends up making her miss Parker's first day of kindergarten, and Gabrielle ends up meeting John again and is not too happy about what she sees.
27 :02x04 - My Heart Belongs To Daddy
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Robert Duncan McNeill
Guest star: Branscombe Richmond (Inmate #3), Joe Basile (Officer), Shannon O'Hurley (Mrs. Truesdale), Harry S. Murphy (Headmaster Lentz), Kevin Will (Ice Cream Vendor), Adrian Pasdar (David Bradley), John Hemphill (Coach), Bill Goldberg (Inmate #2), Michael Hitchcock (Mr. Doyle), David Alan Graf (Inmate #1), Aaliyah Franks (Patty)
Gabrielle causes a prison riot after she pays a visit to Carlos. She soon meets a lawyer and becomes attracted to him. Lynette discovers that Parker has his very own imaginary friend, and Susan puts her feelings aside and decides to help Mike search for Zach.
28 :02x05 - They Asked Me Why I Believe In You
Writer: Alan Cross
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Scott Allan Campbell (Detective Sloan), Sam Scarber (Lamar), Kurt Fuller (Detective Barton), Larry Dorf (Chuck), Michael Bailey Smith (Bob), Charlie Hartsock (Chaplain), Wallace Shawn (Lonny Moon), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), James Shanklin (Detective Morgan), Mark Arnold (Jack), Amy Powell (Newscaster #1), Ranjani Brow (Lisa), Joy Bisco (Melanie Foster), Adrian Pasdar (David Bradley), Dave Nemeth (Newscaster #2), George LePorte (Orderly), Mark Goodman (Field Reporter #1), Nicki Micheaux (Detective Schroeder), Alysia Joy Powell (Mona), Travis Brorsen (Lloyd)
Susan's book agent and close friend gets into some financial trouble. Meanwhile, Lynette is forced to go out to bars night after because of Nina's man-hungry ways. Bree decides to re-bury Rex even though the police are still suspicious of her. Gabrielle decides to hire lawyer David Bradley to defend Carlos, but Carlos does not want him after seeing him with Gabrielle.
29 :02x06 - I Wish I Could Forget You
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Scott Allan Campbell (Detective Sloan), Sam Lloyd (Dr. Goldfine), Larry Dorf (Chuck), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Robert Clendenin (Louis - The Stalker), Richard Jenik (Policeman #2), Charlie Babcock (Stu), Steven Hack (Clerk), Scott Atkinson (Policeman #1), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), Betty Murphy (Mrs. Frome), James Shanklin (Detective Morgan), Mark Arnold (Jack), Ranjani Brow (Lisa), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Joy Bisco (Melanie Foster), Bruce Katzman (Judge), Adrian Pasdar (David Bradley), Julie Michaels (Slutty Woman)
As Carlos continues to serves his jail sentence, Gabrielle tries desperately to free him. Meanwhile, Mike and Susan face a crisis in their relationship, and Paul Young returns and goes to the police about Mrs. Huber's death. Bree ends up going to a romantic hotel with the ever persistent George.
30 :02x07 - Color and Light (a.k.a. I Must Be Dreaming)
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Sam Lloyd (Dr. Goldfine), Meagen Fay (Norma Harper), Tanja Reichert (Allison), Robin Pearson Rose (Loretta), Jill Brennan (Mother #1), Albert Garcia (Luis), Michael Emanuel (Stan Grazi), Larry Miller (Leonard Harper), Lori Alan (Receptionist), Alejandro Patino (Ralph), Alec Mapa (Vern), Maree Cheatham (Ceal), Linda Dano (Francine), Maria Cominis (Mother #2), Bridger Palmer (P.J. Harper), Brecken Palmer (Jimmy Harper), Steve Griffith (Paramedic)
Gabrielle does not want any of her old friends to know that she is pregnant. Susan finds some comfort in ex-husband Karl when his relationship with Edie hits the skids. George proposes to a horrified Bree at an engagement party staged by George and his mother, Francine. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom's kids end up accidentally watching their neighbor's homemade porn video and the two have to decide what to do about their relationship with them.
31 :02x08 - The Sun Won't Set
Writer: Jenna Bans
Director: Stephen Cragg
Guest star: Lance E. Nichols (Minister), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Charlie Babcock (Stu), Danny Trejo (Hector), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Mia Wesley (Leila Mitzman), Bob Newhart (Morty), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Paul Korda (Betty's Conductor)
The neighbors are panicked about the intruder loose on Wisteria Lane and a neighborhood watch it soon formed. Susan learns shocking news about her father at her mother’s wedding. Bree’s so-called engagement to George hits a bump, which does not please George. Gabrielle finally learns how to let go, with the help of someone unexpected.
32 :02x09 - That's Good, That's Bad
Writer: Kevin Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Kurt Fuller (Det. Barton), Carol Mansell (Pat Ziegler), Sam Lloyd (Dr. Goldfine), Kamal Marayati (Bellman), Charlie Babcock (Stu), Paul Dooley (Addison Prudy), Michael Ironside (Monroe), Joyce Van Patten (Carol), Joely Fisher (Nina Fletcher), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Melinda Page Hamilton (Sister Mary Bernard), Julianna McCarthy (Cora Penmore), Michelle Noh (Hospital Nurse)
George begins to stalk Bree as Susan tries to start a relationship with her once presumed dead father. Meanwhile, Lynette takes charge of office politics and gets more than she bargained for. Gabrielle is more than jealous of Carlos’ new confidante, and Betty tries to help Caleb.
33 :02x10 - Coming Home
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Scott Allan Campbell (Det. Sloan), Kurt Fuller (Det. Barton), Carol Mansell (Pat Ziegler), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Penelope Ann Miller (Fran), Paul Dooley (Addison Prudy), Michael Ironside (Curt Monroe), Virginia Watson (Nurse), Joyce Van Patten (Carol Prudy), Betty Murphy (Alberta Fromme), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Melinda Page Hamilton (Sister Mary Bernard), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Tanner Maguire (Young Zach)
Lynette tries to get a daycare center in place at Parcher & Murphy. Gabrielle and Sister Mary end up fighting about Carlos' mission of mercy trip to Africa. Meanwhile, Susan's newly discovered father finds himself into some trouble. Bree brings Andrew back home and reveals what George did to Rex, which does not shock Andrew at all. Finally, Zach returns.
34 :02x11 - One More Kiss
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Michael Ironside (Curt Monroe), Betty Murphy (Alberta Fromme), Melinda Page Hamilton (Sister Mary Bernard), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Alejandro Patino (Ralph)
After Lynette catches Gabrielle kissing Tom, she becomes furious and it ends up throwing a wrench into their friendship. Mike tries bonding with Zach, which Paul finds threatening. Andrew decides to blackmail Bree who ends up getting help from Karl. This happens as all of the Wisteria Lane neighbors are becoming even more suspicious of the mysterious Applewhites.
35 :02x12 - We're Gonna Be All Right
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Kurt Fuller (Det. Barton), Robert Cicchini (Scott Tollman), Greg Germann (Jim Halverson), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Verda Bridges (hospital nurse), Albert Garcia (Luis), Sandra Purpuro (prostitute), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron Berman), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Sonia Iris Lozada (blood drive nurse), Alejandro Patino (Ralph), Jon Spinogatti (MRI technician), Nikki Tyler-Flynn (Noah’s nurse), Roberto Sanchez (police officer)
After a number of bad dates, Susan finally ends up meeting Dr. Right. As for Gabrielle, she is shocked when some old pictures turn up of her on the Internet . Tom becomes scared when his kids come down with chicken pox, for it turns out he has never had the disease. Meanwhile, Bree ends up getting arrested and after months of not hearing from him, Mike Delfino gets a message from Noah Taylor.
36 :02x13 - There's Something About a War
Writer: Kevin Etten
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Mike Gomez (Priest), Carol Mansell (Pat), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Melinda Page Hamilton (Sister Mary Bernard), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron Berman)
Dr. Ron tells Susan that she requires surgery, but Susan does not know if she wants him to be the surgeon or not. Meanwhile, Bree and Betty learn that they actually have much more in common than they thought, as they both find out about Danielle and Matthew's relationship. Gabrielle and her arch-enemy Sister Mary Bernard face off once again, this time in church.
37 :02x14 - Silly People
Writer: Tom Spezialy
Director: Robert Duncan McNeill
Guest star: Carol Mansell (Pat), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Carlos Jacott (Gary), Joe Ochman (Justice of the Peace), Jane Lynch (Maxine Bennett), Andre Ware (FBI Agent), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Jill Brennan (Tish Atherton), Jim Cantafio (FBI Agent), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Dagney Kerr (Nurse), Nick Chinlund (Detective Sullivan), Elizabeth Sung (Translator), Michael McDonald (Steven), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron McCready), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Tim Monsion (Dr. Cunningham)
Bree decides to do a little investigating at Betty's house and ends up finding out about Caleb. Karl and Edie try to get Susan to marry a gay man so she can have the insurance to have her surgery. Soon afterward, Karl ends up making Susan an offer that she just can't refuse. Tom decides to try to please his new boss, which ends up causing chaos around the office for Lynette. Gabrielle becomes attached to a new Chinese maid who Carlos helped save from a slave employer.
38 :02x15 - Thank You So Much
Writer: Dahvi Waller
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jo Marie Payton (Charlene), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Maura Soden (Dr. Whitney), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Jolie Jenkins (Deidre), Nick Chinlund (Det. Sullivan), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron McCready), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Maria Conchita Alonso (Lucia), David Pevsner (Waiter), Dominic Pace (Tony)
Edie's convinced she's going to get engaged to Karl, but he has his eyes on Susan; Bree's problem with alcohol escalates as Lynette finds out about it; Carlos finally learns more about why Gabrielle and her mother have such a delicate relationship.
39 :02x16 - There Is No Other Way
Writer: Bruce Zimmerman
Director: Randall Zisk
Guest star: Carol Mansell (Pat), Skip Stellrecht (Booking Sergeant), Christine Estabrook (Mrs. Martha Huber), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), John Kapelos (Eugene Beale), Dagney Kerr (Nurse Heisel), Nick Chinlund (Det. Sullivan), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron McCready), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Kathryn Harrold (Helen Rowland), Deborah Theaker (Rhoda), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Tracy Burns (Receptionist), Bruce Jarchow (Mr. Bormanis), Tanner Maguire (Young Zach), Tim Monsion (Dr. Cunningham), Garrett Warren (Gangbanger #1)
Carlos and Gabrielle decide to adopt, but quickly come to the conclusion that it will be more difficult than either had expected. Susan finally has her surgery since got her much needed medical insurance. It turns out that Tom is having more diffculty at the job because he must now take orders from his boss and his wife, Lynette. Bree and Andrew end up in a full out war over hear drinking. Noah Taylor, who is dying, finally learns more about Paul Young and his biological grandson Zach.
40 :02x17 - Could I Leave You?
Writer: Scott Sanford Tobis
Director: Pam Thomas
Guest star: Eddie McClintock (Frank), Jennifer Lyons (Cecile), William Stanford Davis (William), John Kapelos (Eugene Beale), Jennie Vaughn (Deanna), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Nichole Hiltz (Libby), Jay Harrington (Dr. Ron McCready), Lee Tergesen (Peter McMillian), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Mitch Silpa (Jerry), Bruce Jarchow (Mr. Bormanis), Kristin Bauer (Veronica), Jake Zentner (Donovan), Ryan Zentner (Donovan (alternating)), Reid Collums (Bartender), Darryl Alan Reed (Security Guard)
Susan decides to invite Dr. Ron over to meet Karl after he ends up finding out about their arranged marriage. Gabrielle and Carlos try to find a beautiful baby to adopt. Meanwhile, Bree decides to join A.A. to try to try to get back at Andrew for his extortion.
41 :02x18 - Everybody Says Don't
Director: Tom Cherones
Guest star: Carol Mansell (Pat Ziegler), Diane Delano (Donna), Eddie McClintock (Frank), Jennifer Lyons (Stripper), John Kapelos (Eugene Beale), Nichole Hiltz (Libby Collins), Jay Harrington ( Dr. Ron McCready), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Lee Tergesen (Peter McMillian), Bruce Jarchow (Mr. Bormanis), Roxana Brusso (Maternity Nurse), Christina Cindrich (Stripper)
Gaby and Carlos finally learn the truth about their baby. Lynette is forced to give a deposition in a hearing about Bree's drinking. Bree ends up getting a little too close to her AA sponsor, Peter. Edie and Karl have their engagement party. Paul Young finally has to face the music of Wisteria Lane.
42 :02x19 - Don't Look at Me
Writer: Josh Senter
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Sally Ann Brooks (Lea Rappaport), Amy Hill (Mrs. Pate), Ronny Cox (Henry Mason), Carol Burnett (Eleanor Mason), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), John Kapelos (Eugene Beale), William C. Mitchell (Judge), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Lee Tergesen (Peter McMillian), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson), Vince Melocchi (Chuck), Bruce Jarchow (Mr. Bormanis), Jack Guzman (Juan)
Gaby and Carlos end up winning temporary custody of Lily. Bree is shocked when her father and her step-mother come to town and decide to become mediators in her relationship with Andrew. Meanwhile, Susan discovers that Karl is once again back in her life.
43 :02x20 - It Wasn't Meant to Happen
Writer: Marc Cherry, Tom Spezialy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: John Mariano (Oliver Weston), Barry Sigismondi (Football Coach), Jesse Corti (Social Worker), Sam Horrigan (Dale Helm), Eddie McClintock (Frank Helm), M. C. Gainey (Claude), Mark Brady (Officer # 1), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Whitney Dylan (Kelli), Lee Tergesen (Peter McMillian), Mitch Silpa (Jerry), Gary Wolf (Mark)
Karl decides to break up with Edie, but she has no idea that Susan is the other woman in his life. Lynette tries to help Ed out in his sex life. Bree discovers that Peter has another kind of addiction. Meanwhile, Gaby is shocked when Lily's father comes back to claim her.
44 :02x21 - I Know Things Now
Writer: Kevin Etten
Director: Bruce Zimmerman, Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: John Mariano (Oliver Weston), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Jim O'Heir (Sam Killian), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Michael G. Hagerty (Gus (the mailman)), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Chuck Carter (Clerk), Lee Tergesen (Peter McMillian), Ryan Carnes (Justin), Angela Hughes (Nurse)
Tom ends up getting fired. Bree and Andrew situation reaches a dead end. The private detective that Edie hired finds out all about Karl and Susan.
45 :02x22 - No One Is Alone
Writer: Chris Black, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Stephen Tobolowsky (Bud Penrod), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Dougald Park (doctor), Bill Bolender (property manager), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Wayne Lopez (air marshall), Lindsay Hollister (Maureen), Susan Diol (flight attendant), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson), Tiffany Thornton (Barbie), Arnie Powell (cop no. 1)
Felicia Tilman has more in store for Paul Young, Bree reaches the end of her rope, and Susan must start over.
46 :02x23 - Remember (1)
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Melanie Chartoff (Sally), Bob Gunton (Noah Taylor), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), James Shanklin (Detective Fallon), William Atherton (Dr. Barr), Julie White (Amanda), Joy Bisco (Melanie Foster), Brian Carpenter (Clerk), Alejandro Patino (Ralph the Gardener), John Callahan (Stan), Hunter Allan (Young Andrew), Craig Tsuyumine (On Site TV Reporter), Jamie McBride (Cop at Applewhites)
Through flashbacks, it's the first chance to see moving-in day on Wisteria Lane for Bree, Susan, Gaby and Lynette, and just how Mary Alice Young brought them all together. Meanwhile, back in the present, Bree gets some frightening news, Susan moves into a trailer, Lynette discovers Tom's secret and all is not well in the house of Solis.
47 :02x24 - Remember (2)
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Roger Bart (George Williams), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), William Atherton (Dr. Barr), Kiersten Warren (Nora Huntington), Dougald Park (Xiao-Mei's Doctor), Eric Leviton (Orderly), Howard S. Miller (Zach's Lawyer), Savannah McDermott (Young Danielle)
Through flashbacks, it's the first chance to see moving-in day on Wisteria Lane for Bree, Susan, Gaby and Lynette, and just how Mary Alice Young brought them all together. Meanwhile, back in the present, Bree gets some frightening news, Susan moves into a trailer, Lynette discovers Tom's secret and all is not well in the house of Solis.
The Juiciest Bites
"The Juiciest Bites" recaps the juicy events of season 3, including the new relationships, the broken relationships, gossip, death, and drama on Wisteria Lane.
48 :03x01 - Listen to the Rain on the Roof
Writer: Marc Cherry, Jeff Greenstein
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Terry Bozeman (Dr. Marshall), Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Vernee Watson-Johnson (ER Doctor), Michael Krepack (Boy), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Charlie Dell (Older Man), Laurie Metcalf (Carolyn Bigsby), Kiersten Warren (Nora), Jeanne Sakata (Li Wang), Dennis W. Hall (Clown), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Mike Baldridge (Guy No.1), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
Rain is falling on Wisteria Lane when we catch up with the ladies six months later. A baby on the way and her marriage on the rocks, Gabrielle finds herself with more than she can handle; Lynette tries to embrace her newly extended family, and Orsons mysterious past begins to unfold.
49 :03x02 - It Takes Two
Writer: Kevin Murphy, Jenna Bans
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei), Peter Jason (Jeff), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sikes), Michael Yavnieli (Bartender), Mary Margaret Lewis (Renee), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Jim Jansen (Clinic Doctor), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Rick Fitts (The Coroner), Fiona Hale (Aunt Fern), Jason Shane Scott (The Waiter), Martin Grey (The Mediator), Laurie Metcalf (Carolyn Bigsby), Kiersten Warren (Nora), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Dougland Park (The Doctor)
Susan and Ian have their first official date while their respective lovers remain in comas, and Xaio-Mei, the surrogate mother of Gaby and Carlos baby, delivers the long awaited bundle of joy.
50 :03x03 - A Weekend In the Country
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Wendy Stanzler
Guest star: Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland), Jazzmun (Transsexual), Bryna Weiss (Woman), Kiersten Warren (Nora), Michelle Pierce (Tammy Sinclair), Reid Godshaw (Street Kid), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Lucia Sullivan (Hostess), Christine Clayburg (TV Reporter)
A Weekend in the Country As both their lovers linger in comas, Susan and Ian decide to escape for a weekend in the country, while Nora continues to force her way into Lynette and Toms life.
51 :03x04 - Like It Was
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Terry Bozeman (Dr. Craig), Anthony Azizi (Dr. Falati), Roger Ranney (Cop No. 1), Chet Grissom (Vendor), Michael Durrell (Gabrielle's Lawyer), Lisa Banes (Vera Keck), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Greg 'Christopher' Smith (Umpire), Brian Kary (Nicky)
Like It Was Susan receives some surprising news while shes away on a romantic weekend with Ian, Lynette continues to try and support the family while Tom chases his dreams, and Bree finds her family is anything but perfect.
52 :03x05 - Nice She Ain't
Writer: Susan Nirah Jaffee, Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Anthony Azizi (Dr. Falati), Marco Sanchez (Phil Lopez), Rick Scarry (Dr. Peters), Paul Keeley (Dr. McClean), Evelina Fernandez (Trishelle), Wendy Worthington (Nurse Parker), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Mae Whitman (Sarah), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Rick Fitts (Jerry), Kiersten Warren (Nora), Raf Mauro (Gus), Chris Watters (Husband watching the "big game"), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
The divorce between Gaby and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness, Lynette becomes the co-owner of a new business venture, and Susan struggles with her love for two men.
53 :03x06 - Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
Writer: Dahvi Waller, Josh Senter
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Kathy Byron (Nurse #2), David Fabrizio (Detective Collins), Michael Bofshever (Mr. Stevens), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Douglas Fisher (Party Guest (as Doug Fisher)), Kathleen York (Monique), Brenda Julian (Rebecca Groves), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Jill Brennan (Tish Atherton), Christopher Michael Moore (Cabbie), Michael Durrell (Mr. Katzburg), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Brian Kerwin (Harvey Bigsby), Felice Heather Monteith (Nurse), Laurie Metcalf (Carolyn Bigsby), Kiersten Warren (Nora), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Nikki Magnusson (Restaurant Patron)
Susan professes her love for Ian while Gaby and Carlos try to rekindle their love, and Bree is confronted with Orsons past.
54 :03x07 - Bang
Writer: Joe Keenan
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Michael Bofshever (Mr. Stevens), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Anne Bellamy (Female Hostage), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Matt Casper (Stockboy), Michael Durrell (Mr. Katzburg), Brian Kerwin (Harvey Bigsby), Joe Sabatino (Police Captain), Matt Roth (Arthur Washburn), Kathleen Gati (Maya), Laurie Metcalf (Carolyn Bigsby), Maile Flanagan (Cashier), Kiersten Warren (Nora), John C. Moskoff (Judge), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Christine Clayburg (Reporter)
Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when a hostage situation occurs at a local supermarket.
55 :03x08 - Children and Art
Writer: Kevin Etten, Jenna Bans
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), David Fabrizio (Detective Collins), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Wendy Worthington (Nurse Parker), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Betty Murphy (Alberta Fromme), Matt Roth (Arthur Washburn), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Barbara Gruen (Costumer), Ingrid Sanai Buron (Scout Leader), Debra Monk (Marcella), Kate Mulligan (Prosecutor), Ian Paul Cassidy (Durkin), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Cierra Ramirez (Anne Marie), Thomas Silcott (Nursing Home Van Driver), Allison Miller (Tanya), Lenny Schmidt (Man)
Bree meets Orson's mother, and the women don't exactly hit it off. Meanwhile, Gaby decides to get back into modeling, and Lynette is suspicious of her new neighbor.
56 :03x09 - Beautiful Girls
Writer: Dahvi Waller, Susan Nirah Jaffee
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Winifred Freedman (Mrs. Tomlinson), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Ian Abercrombie (Rupert Kavanaugh), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Matt Roth (Arthur Washburn), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Jodi Taffel (Mrs. Horowitz), Alec Mapa (Vern), Jennifer Dundas (Rebecca Washburn), Juliette Goglia (Amy Pearce), Patrick Y. Malone (Detective Shrank (as Patrick Malone)), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), McKenna Palmer (Donna), McKenzie Applegate (Isabel)
Lynette is concerned about her mysterious new neighbor, Susan and Ian take their relationship up a notch; and Gaby trains pageant hopefuls.
57 :03x10 - The Miracle Song
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Alison La Placa (Rita Patterson), Kathleen Bailey (Lauren), Matt Roth (Arthur Washburn), Mark Deklin (Bill Pearce), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Alec Mapa (Vern), Jennifer Dundas (Rebecca Washburn), Juliette Goglia (Amy Pearce), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Chloe Moretz (Sherri Maltby), Cristos Andrew (Inmate), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Lenny Schmidt (Protestor), Chase Kim (Paramedic)
Susan and Ian's relationship continues to progress as Gabrielle encounters a new love interest. Meanwhile, the residents of Wisteria Lane throw their annual holiday block party.
58 :03x11 - No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
Writer: Josh Senter, Alexandra Cunningham
Director: Sanaa Hamri
Guest star: Mark Moses (Paul Young), Kathleen York (Monique), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Mark Deklin (Bill Pearce), Myra Turley (Peggy), Cristos Andrew (Inmate #1), Stacy Hall (Jail Guard), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
After the tragic death of her mother, Tom and Lynette struggle to make Kayla feel welcome as a part of their family. Meanwhile, Gabrielle is convinced that Carlos is deliberately trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Elsewhere, Bree has a surprising guest over for dinner.
59 :03x12 - Not While I'm Around
Writer: Kevin Etten, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Mark Moses (Paul Young), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Chris Flanders (Waiter), Brett Wagner (Moving Man), Cody Kasch (Zach Young), Richard Herd (Harry Gaunt), P. J. Byrne (Nick), Steve Kim (Angel), J. Omar Castro (Guard)
Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed; Tom's pizzeria faces an uncertain future; and Wisteria Lane gets a new resident.
60 :03x13 - Come Play Wiz Me
Writer: Christian McLaughlin, Valerie Ahern
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Terry Bozeman (Dr. Craig), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Mark Moses (Paul Young), Amy Aquino (Erika Gold), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Currie Graham (Ed Ferrara), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Alec Mapa (Vern), Mitch Silpa (Jerry), Don Jeffcoat (Alan Marcus), Chloe Moretz (Sherri Maltby), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
Lynette and Tom face challenges as Pizzeria Scavo prepares for its grand opening, and Gaby can't avoid her not-so-secret admirer, Zach. Meanwhile, Alma reveals a devious plan.
61 :03x14 - I Remember That
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Susan Leslie (Christopher Carroll), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Christopher Carroll (Reverend), Paul Keeley (Dr. McLean), Peter Jason (Jeff), Kathleen York (Monique), Mary Margaret Lewis (Renee), Miriam Flynn (Dr. Maggie Berman), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Brennan Elliott (Luke Purdue), Cody Kasch (Zach Young), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Suzanne Cryer (Lynn Dean), David Goryl (Charles Babcock), Lynette DuPree (Nurse #2), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth)
Mike Delfino remembers scenes from his past, problems at Scavos Pizzeria cause conflict in Lynette and Toms relationship, and Orson reveals his hidden past to Bree.
62 :03x15 - The Little Things You Do Together
Writer: Marc Cherry, Joe Keenan
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathleen York (Monique), Richard Penn (Dr. Gainsburg), Valerie Mahaffey (Alma Hodge), Ernie Hudson (Detective Ridley), Dixie Carter (Gloria Hodge), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Carl Mueller (Edwin Hodge), Wendy Worthington (Nurse #1), Stephen O'Mahoney (Paramedic #1), Donna Cherry (Nurse #2)
Wisteria Lane comes together for the grand opening of Pizzeria Scavo, which has it's share of problems, including not having any chairs. Meanwhile, one resident meets an untimely death, and two residents receive surprise marriage proposals. Elsewhere, when Bree's life is threatened, Orson does what he has to do to keep he safe.
63 :03x16 - My Husband, the Pig
Writer: Brian Alexander
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Jake Cherry (Travers), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Dale E. Turner (Lamar the Limo Driver), Wayne Lopez (Clyde), Karen Constantine (Waitress), Crystal Allen (Kelly), Diane Kim (Female Jewelry Clerk), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse)
As Rex narrates the happenings on Wisteria Lane from a male perspective, an unexpected visitor arrives at Edie's. Gabrielle meets a new man, who is closer in age to her than Zach, and Danielle has a potentially devastating realization.
64 :03x17 - Dress Big
Writer: Susan Nirah Jaffee, Kevin Etten
Director: Matthew Diamond
Guest star: Paxton Whitehead (Graham Hainsworth), Paul Keeley (Dr. Holland), Miriam Flynn (Dr. Berman), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Wayne Lopez (Clyde), Jake Cherry (Travers McLain), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Challen Cates (Samantha Lang), Kylie Sparks (Kim), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Lynn Redgrave (Dahlia Hainsworth), John Bobek (Tucker), Dale E. Turner (Lamar the Limo Driver), Karen Constantine (Waitress), Crystal Allen (Kelly), Diane Kim (Female Jewelry Clerk), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse)
Now that Susan and Ian are engaged, Susan is able to uncover secrets about her future in-laws. Meanwhile, Gabrielle has to deal with a catastrophe at her home. Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane, an unexpected affair begins.
65 :03x18 - Liaisons
Writer: Jenna Bans, Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Michael Guarnera (Toby), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Jake Cherry (Travers McLain), Mel Fair (Moderator), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Thomas Crawford (Campaign Rally Introducer), Kenneth Kimmins (Mayor Johnson), John Harnagel (Gilbert McCluskey), Wayne Lopez (Clyde), Pat Asanti (Arnold), Corey Mendell Parker (Doctor), Ron Roggé (Middle-Aged Man), Kylie Sparks (Kim)
Tom becomes jealous and threatened when a new hire at the Scavo Pizzeria becomes attracted to Lynette. Meanwhile, Susan debates whether or not to leave Wisteria Lane. Elsewhere, a dark secret is revealed.
66 :03x19 - God, That's Good
Writer: Josh Senter, Dahvi Waller
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Peri Gilpin (Maggie Gilroy), Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Sean Smith (Yuppie Man), Darlene Kardon (Mrs. Epstein), Cody McMains (Hector), Richard Jenik (Officer #1), Kim Delgado (Reporter #2), Brien Perry (Fireman), Todd Sherry (Russell), Jeffrey Stubblefield (Jerome), Joleen Lutz (Yuppie Woman), Ryan Christiansen (Paramedic), Christine Clayburg (Reporter #1), Chris Damiano (Cop), Darien Pinkerton (Penny), Kerstin Pinkerton (Penny)
Susan makes a decision about her pending wedding while Gaby decides to move forward with a marriage of her own. Meanwhile, one of Wisteria Lane's own is the prime suspect in a murder.
67 :03x20 - Gossip
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Judyann Elder (Dr. Brody), Jake Cherry (Travers McLain), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Dougray Scott (Ian Hainsworth), Benjamin Parrillo (Roger), Rachel Winfree (Gossipy Woman #1), Stacey Travis (Jordana Geist), Kurt Doss (Boy #2), Dierdre Holder (Gossipy Woman #2), Colton Shires (Boy #1), Kylie Sparks (Kim), Assante Jones (Mall Security Guard), Trevor Gagnon (Freddy), Noah Matthews (Little Boy), John Bobek (Tucker), Billy Unger (Chad), Josh Reaves (Little Boy), Julian Sylvester (Snake Handler)
Gaby's engagement party is the background for an unexpected announcement, the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body found in a Wisteria Lane home, and Susan decides between Ian and Mike.
68 :03x21 - Into the Woods
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Greg Evigan (Charles McLain), Rusty Schwimmer (Toni), Jake Cherry (Travers McLain), Alec Mapa (Vern), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Meeghan Holaway (Elizabeth), Todd Kimsey (Ranger Thompson), Scott Atkinson (Officer), Simon Brooke (Thief), Jeffrey Stubblefield (Jerome), Jenn Liu (Waitress), Tyler R. Brooks (Ranger #2 (as Tyler Brooks)), Christine Clayburg (Newscaster), Brendan Patrick Connor (Jeffrey Scott)
Susan ends up lost in the woods while looking for Mike. Meanwhile, Lynette realizes that she may be in love with another man and Gabrielle finds herself in jail.
69 :03x22 - What Would We Do Without You?
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: William Ragsdale (Scott McKinney), J. Michael Flynn (Francois), Shane Kinsman (Porter Scavo), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Brent Kinsman (Preston Scavo), Zane Huett (Parker Scavo), Pamela Shaddock (Nurse), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
Wisteria Lane is abuzz with gossip when one of the housewives has a potentially devastating health crisis while another receives a marriage proposal.
70 :03x23 - Getting Married Today
Writer: Joe Kenan, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), K. Callan (Ilene Britt), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Polly Bergen (Lynette's Mother), Mike Farrell (Milton Lang), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Steve Tyler (Minister), Danny Farrel (Ridge Canipe)
The residents of Wisteria Lane come together for Gabrielle and Victor's fairytale wedding. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother comes to town to help Lynette with her recent health crisis. Lastly, a surprise wedding takes place in an unlikely location.
Secrets & Lies
"Secrets, Lies and Suicide" recaps the highlights of the previous season and provides viewers with a sneak-peek into the upcoming season 4.
71 :04x01 - Now You Know
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Polly Bergen (Stella Pollit), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Gil Glasgow (Man), Coley Sohn (Nurse), Julia Campbell (Muriel), Pamela Kosh (Mrs. McKeever), Jim Klock (Security Guard), Darien Pinkerton (Penny), Zachary Gordon (Little Boy), Coral Conroy (Young Julie), Hailee Denham (Young Dylan)
Wisteria is shocked after hearing the news about Edie. Meanwhile, Lynette undergoes chemotherapy and must cope with its side-effects and a new family moves into the neighborhood.
72 :04x02 - Smiles of a Summer Night
Writer: Bob Daily, Matt Berry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Tahj Mowry (Matt), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Blake Hood (Boomer), James Luca McBride (Al)
Lynette, stressed while battling cancer, kicks Tom out of her chemotherapy sessions. Meanwhile, Susan is mistaken for a stripper and Bree tries to steal a recipe.
73 :04x03 - The Game
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Kristi Clainos (Young Woman), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Rachel Bailit (Skanky Woman), James Luca McBride (Al Kaminsky)
Bree tells the housewives what she overheard at the Mayfair's house. Meanwhile, Stella makes some "special" brownies for Lynette to help her through her chemotherapy and Susan throws a charades party.
74 :04x04 - If There's Anything I Can't Stand
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham, Lori Kirkland Baker
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Allen Williams (Dr. Claude Kyl), Kevin Rahm (Lee), Shirley Knight (Phyllis Van De Kamp), Ellen Geer (Lillian Sims), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Sean Blodgett (Delivery Man), Cecilia Antionette (Salesperson), James Below (Waiter)
Edie receives shocking news at the gynecologist's office; a visitor learns the truth behind Bree's 'pregnancy'; and Wisteria Lane welcomes a new couple to the neighborhood who happen to be male partners.
75 :04x05 - Art Isn't Easy
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Eric Payne (Investigator), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Shirley Knight (Phyllis Van De Kamp), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Austin Majors (Brett), Andrew Galves (Paramedic #2), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Jonathan Kowalsky (Paramedic #1), Michele Pierce (Tammy Rowland)
Bob and Lee's water fountain sculpture in their front yard sparks a debate among Wisteria Lane residents. Meanwhile, Edie learns about Carlos and Gaby's affair just as John Rowland returns, hoping to rekindle his affair with Gabriel.
76 :04x06 - Now I Know, Don’t Be Scared
Writer: Dahvi Waller, Susan Nirah Jaffee
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Norma Maldonado (Michelle), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Mike Farrell (Milton Lang), George Wyner (Dr. Rushton), Patrick Bristow (Larry), Robert Forster (Nick Delfino), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Soledad St. Hilaire (Helena), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Gary Grossman (Irs Agent), Kyle McCaffrey (Eight-year-old Boy), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Kara Stribling (Eight-year-old Edie)
Edie's biggest fear is realized when Carlos walks out on her and their relationship. Susan finds Mike's father, a man who is supposedly dead, and everyone is shocked at a neighborhood Halloween party when an unexpected delivery arrives.
77 :04x07 - You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
Writer: Chuck Ranberg, Anne Flett-Giordano
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Bob Glouberman (Mohel), Tom Beyer (Dr. Hanson), Greg Lewis (Stan), Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield), Carrie Preston (Lucy), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Sarah Paulson (Lydia), Julie Pop (Nurse)
Victor questions Gaby about her affair with Carlos. Bree tells Susan that she suspects Mike is a drug addict. Meanwhile, a new Hodge moves into the neighborhood.
78 :04x08 - A Distant Past
Writer: Joe Keenan
Director: Jay Torres
Guest star: Billy Mayo (Detective Lyons), Richard Chamberlain (Glen), John O'Brien (Dr. Wheeler), Sam Stefanski (Derek), Armie Hammer (Barrett), Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield), Coley Sohn (Nurse), Patrick St. Esprit (Detective Berry), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Soledad St. Hilaire (Helena), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Melora Walters (Sylvia Greene)
Adam is shocked when a mysterious person from his past arrives on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson's marriage begins to suffer with a new baby in their lives. Meanwhile, Lynette reunites with her stepfather.
79 :04x09 - Something's Coming
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Pat Crawford Brown (Ida Greenberg), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), John Slattery (Victor Lang), Barry Nolan (male news anchor), Bob Rusch (seurity guard), Eric Christie (orderly), Lynette DuPree (Nurse #2), Eva Simone Fisher (Mrs. Kowalsky), Melora Walters (Sylvia Greene), Lee Oliver Boyd (female news anchor), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Billy Unger (Chad), Christine Joaquin (nurse), James Luca McBride (Al Kaminsky)
The residents of Wisteria Lane are forced into basements, cellars and safe rooms to weather a tornado that destroys homes and lives forever.
80 :04x10 - Welcome to Kanagawa
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg, Jordan Nardino
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Meredith Scott Lynn (Erica), Eamon Hunt (Medical Examiner), J. C. MacKenzie (Walter Bierlich), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Sylva Kelegian (Diane), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Adam Kulbersh (Carter), Mike Farrell (Milton Lang), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Tom Titone (Doctor), Sergio Enrique (Police Officer), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
With Mrs. McCluskey's house completely destroyed, Lynette faces the possibility that her family and Ida Greenberg may not have survived; Katherine finds out that someone knows the truth about her mysterious past; and the residents of Wisteria Lane begin to rebuild their lives after the deadly tornado.
81 :04x11 - Sunday
Writer: Lori Kirkland Baker, Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sikes), Patricia Place (Nun), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Gary Cole (Wayne), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Tom Titone (Dr. Dunlap), Chris Carmack (Tim), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Mary K. Devault (Nurse Wilkins)
While Kathryn has trouble keeping her deep secrets from the women onf Wisteria, Susan's attractive male cousin reveals more than Susan bargained for. Meanwhile, a surprise wedding takes place.
82 :04x12 - In Buddy's Eyes
Writer: Jeff Greenstein
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Kent Faulcon (Officer Ramsey), Jodi Carlisle (Mrs. Downing), Charles Hutchins (Old Man), Patrick Robert Smith (Officer Daniels), Mitch Longley (Man In Wheelchair), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Stephen Holland (Caterer), Eddie McGee (Man In Wheelchair #2), James Stellos (Photographer), Steven Lee Allen (Customer), Rachel Fox (Kayla)
Gaby struggles with the realization of having a blind husband while Lynette is shocked by the return of someone from her past. Meanwhile, Bree and Katherine pair up to plan the annual Founders' Day Ball.
83 :04x13 - Hello, Little Girl
Writer: Susan Nirah Jaffee, Jamie Gorenberg
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Keith MacKechnie (Detective Bryant), Gary Cole (Wayne Davis), Archie Kao (Steve), Jason Gedrick (Rick Coletti), Pablo Espinosa (Detective #1), John Petrelli (Detective Anson)
Bree and Katherine decide to dive into a business venture together. Meanwhile, as Lynette must deny her feelings for another man, Mike uncovers the truth behind his nearly fatal accident.
84 :04x14 - Opening Doors
Writer: Dahvi Waller, Jordan Nardino
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Meyer), Tatum Shank (Man), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Tom Schmid (Dr. Oakley), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Gary Cole (Wayne Davis), Sunny Mabrey (Marisa), Justine Bateman (Ellie Franks), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Amy Honey (Instructor)
Lynette learns the truth behind who started the fire at Rick's restaurant and is shocked by what she finds. Meanwhile, Bree gives Orson an ultimatum while Susan and Karl, her ex-husband, reconnect.
85 :04x15 - Mother Said
Writer: Chuck Ranberg, Anne Flett-Giordano
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Celia Weston (Adele Delfino), Peter Birkenhead (Dr. Joshua Dolan), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Steve Kramer (Detective Hewitt), Colleen McGrann (Lauren Baxter), Gary Cole (Wayne Davis), Justine Bateman (Ellie Franks), Amy Chaffee (Keri), Rick Otto (Det. Paul Bullock), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Hailee Denham (Young Dylan)
Adele Delfino, Susan's mother-in-law, drops by Wisteria for a visit. Meanwhile, Carlos and Gaby learn their tenant, Ellie, has a deep secret. Later, a full-out war breaks out between Bree and Edie.
86 :04x16 - The Gun Song
Writer: Bob Daily, Matt Berry
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Billy Gardell (Roy Harding), Peggy Blow (Fern Parrish), Wendy Schenker (Female Police Officer), Sonya Eddy (Vanessa), Lisa Long (Irene Semanis), Peter Birkenhead (Dr. Dolan), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Paul Keith (Joe), Bill Smitrovich (Rev. Green), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Mark Brady (Cop #1), Gary Cole (Wayne Davis), Justine Bateman (Ellie Leonard), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Helen Slayton-Hughes (Elderly Woman), Melody Butiu (Nurse Janice), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse #1), Leslie Karpman (Hostess), Rick Otto (Det. Paul Bullock), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Michelle Marsh (Sheila), Kristen O'Meara (Griselda), Danny Gurwin (Assistant Pastor)
The women of Wisteria join together to welcome Susan and Mike's new baby into the world. Meanwhile, Gaby strikes up a friendship with her tenant, Ellie; and Lynette is accused of child abuse.
87 :04x17 - Free
Writer: Jeff Greenstein
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Peggy Blow (Fern Parrish), Wendy Schenker (Female Police Officer), Sonya Eddy (Vanessa), Lisa Long (Irene Semanis), Peter Birkenhead (Dr. Dolan), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Paul Keith (Joe), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Mark Brady (Cop #1), Gary Cole (Wayne Davis), Justine Bateman (Ellie Leonard), Nathan Fillion (Adam Mayfair), Billy Gardell (Roy Harding), Helen Slayton-Hughes (Elderly Woman), Melody Butiu (Nurse Janice), Gale Harold (Ken), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse #1), Leslie Karpman (Hostess), Rick Otto (Det. Paul Bullock), Michelle Marsh (Sheila), Kristen O'Meara (Griselda), Danny Gurwin (Assistant Pastor)
The residents of Wisteria Lane are faced with deadly threats; Susan fears she may lose someone she loves; and Katherine Mayfair's dark secrets are revealed.
88 :05x01 - You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Thomas Kopache (Raymond), Kevin Rahm (Lee), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Tami-Adrian George (Mother #2), Christopher Shea (Photographer), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Julie Wittner (Mother #1), Gale Harold (Jackson), Kelly Hawthorne (Saleswoman), Marie Caldare (Lila Dash), Mason Cotton (Maynard "M.J." Delfino), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Stephen Spinella (Dr. Heller), Hank Stratton (Keith Kavendish), Shane Kinsman (Young Porter), Brent Kinsman (Young Preston)
Five years have passed and everything has changed: Susan has entered into a new relationship with a new man; Gaby struggles to parent two young children and help Carlos, who remains blind; Bree has built up a catering business with help from Katherine, who is living in Bree's shadow; Lynette and Tom have difficulty parenting their teenaged twins; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane complete with a mysterious new husband.
89 :05x02 - We're So Happy You're So Happy
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Meyer), Jodi Carlisle (Michelle Downing), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Anne Marie Howard (Socialite), Art Frankel (Mr. Beckerman), Mason Cotton (Maynard J. Delfino), Tim Rettley (Man), Suzanne Friedline (Linda Flanagan), Gale Harold (Jackson)
Lynette discovers her son, Porter, has a softer side, which she finds endearing; Gaby amusingly attempts to mask her demise in social stature; and the time has come for the men in Susan's life to meet. Meanwhile Bree begins to feel the pressures of balancing marriage and a career, Edie is reminded just how hostile the neighbors on Wisteria Lane can be, and a suspicious Mrs. McCluskey enlists Katherine's help to uncover more about their new neighbor, Dave.
90 :05x03 - Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Writer: Joe Keenan
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Ronobir Lahiri (Nabila's Husband), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Gale Harold (Jackson), Laki Manchu (Nabila), Jake Soldera (Benjamin Katz), Leslie Karpman (Debbie), Mason Cotton (Maynard "M.J." Delfino), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Danielle returns to Wisteria Lane and is bombarded with criticism. Gaby and Susan find themselves in a catfight with one another due to their children; Lynette finds that Dave and Tom have formed a garage band; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey team up to press Edie for more information over lunch.
91 :05x04 - Back in Business
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Scott Ellis
Guest star: Bridget Flanery (Peggy), Stefan Marks (Donald), Mary Pat Gleason (Ms. Elenora Butters), Jeff Williams (Dr. Manning), Catheryn J. Brockett (Woman), Gale Harold (Jackson), Joseph Limbaugh (Ted), Nicolette Collier (Bethany), Mason Cotton (Maynard "M.J." Delfino), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), John Kelly (Emcee), Charlie Babcock (Stu Gerder)
Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.
92 :05x05 - Mirror, Mirror
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Scott Ellis
Guest star: Michael Holden (Dr. Baron), Tim Bagley (Dr. Wagner), William Christian (EMT #1), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Nick Toth (Mr. Franklin), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Gale Harold (Jackson), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
As flashbacks provide a glimpse into the past five years, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise 70th birthday party. Meanwhile, Jackson tries to take his relationship with Susan to the next level; Gaby worries that she is pregnant; Tom reveals he sold the pizzeria; and the mystery behind Bree and Katherine's friendship is revealed.
93 :05x06 - There's Always a Woman
Writer: John Paul Bullock III
Director: Matthew Diamond
Guest star: Lily Tomlin (Roberta), Steven Williams (Frank), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), John Ducey (Clay), Gail O'Grady (Anne Schilling), Bruce Thomas (Peter Hickey), Scotty Leavenworth (Kirby Schilling), Amy Stewart (Darcy), Frances Conroy (Virginia Hildebrand), Gale Harold (Jackson), Lydia Blanco (Housekeeper)
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing; Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her; and after breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her.
Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows, and Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister to dig up dirt on Dave.
94 :05x07 - What More Do I Need?
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Lily Tomlin (Roberta), Annie LaRussa (Eleanor Garrett), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Gail O'Grady (Anne Schilling), Drew Tyler Bell (Charlie), Gale Harold (Jackson), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Jeffrey Sumner (Brandon), Stephen Spinella (Dr. Heller), Frances Conroy (Virginia Hildebrand)
Meanwhile, Susan learns of Jackson's true passion, and Mrs. McCluskey's sister unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.
Desire is an emotion which proves to be dangerous. Lynette and Tom discover the unsettling truth about their son Porter; Gabrielle believes Carlos' best client is hiding an ulterior motive, and Katherine's not so small of a secret is unveiled.
95 :05x08 - City on Fire
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Rachael Harris (Sandra Birch), Stephen Spinella (Dr. Heller), Steven Weber (Lloyd), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Gail O'Grady (Anne Schilling), Peter Onorati (Warren Schilling), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Lily Tomlin (Roberta), Andrea Bowen (Julie), Frances Conroy (Virginia Hildebrand), Gale Harold (Jackson), Tokyo Police Club (Cold Splash)
Susan's daughter comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend; Gaby uncovers the unsettling truth about Mrs. Hildebrand's past; Katherine has a confession to make to Susan; a reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections; and Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear.
Meanwhile, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.
96 :05x09 - Me and My Town
Writer: Lori Kirkland Baker
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Gail O'Grady (Anne Schilling), Lily Tomlin (Roberta)
Carlos and Gaby find that injuries due to the fire may work to their benefit. However, others aren't so lucky. Lynette and Tom have to protect Porter; Susan must deal with the loss of the man she loves; and Orson's attempt to get a good night's sleep spells disaster for Bree on the day of her big cooking demonstration.
97 :05x10 - A Vision's Just a Vision
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Lily Tomlin (Roberta)
Lynette goes to all lengths possible to protect her son as Carlos begins to see all the sacrifices Gaby has had to make for him and their family. Meanwhile, Bree tries to show Andrew that she has accepted him; Susan and Mike begin to see what their relationship has become; and Dave's temper starts to get the best of him.
98 :05x11 - Home Is the Place
Bree and Alex's mom clash over their sons' affection. Gaby wants Carlos to accept the six-figure job offer, even though he would be away from the house more often. With Jackson away, Susan turns to Lee for company. Preston is caught by Lynette talking to Porter on the telephone. Edie has grown tired of Dave, who's strange behavior hasn't abated.
99 :05x12 - Connect! Connect!
Writer: Jordan Nardino
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield)
Susan and Edie find themselves alone together when they become locked in a basement. Meanwhile, Bree begins to plot against Andrew's future mother-in-law; Gaby and Carlos lose control of their children; Lynette has to turn to an unexpected person to help find Porter; and Dave gets closer to exacting his plot.
100 :05x13 - The Best Thing That Could Have Happened
Writer: Marc Cherry, Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Christine Estabrook (Martha Huber), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Beau Bridges (Eli Scruggs), Lucille Soong (Yao Lin), Matt Cedeño (Umberto), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis)
When the neighborhood handyman, Eli Scruggs, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane come together to remember how he affected each of their lives. Gaby recalls how she learned how to make friends when she arrived thanks to Eli's advice. Lynette remembers how he came to her aid when she felt overwhelmed and was neglectful of Penny. Susan recalls how he was always there when a man would walk out of her life. Edie remembers the special friendship she had with Eli and Bree thinks fondly of a small gesture he gave which would have a big effect.
101 :05x14 - Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: David Warren
Guest star: John Rubinstein (Mr. Hobson), Carol Kiernan (Bernice), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Patrika Darbo (Jean), Brian Chenoweth (Walter), T. J. Ramini (Yaniv), Sarah Mikel (Cindy)
Bree buys herself a new car following the success of her new book while Tom and Lynette sell the mustang for some much needed money. Meanwhile, Susan tries to find a way to get MJ into the best school; Gaby joins Edie's no nonsense boot camp to get her figure back; and Lee must decide whether to tell Lynette and Tom about Dave.
102 :05x15 - In a World Where the Kings are Employers
Writer: Lori Kirkland Baker
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: David Starzyk (Bradley Scott), Davis Gaines (Accountant), Michael Merton (Jewelry Store Clerk), Ion Overman (Maria Scott), Todd Grinnell (Dr. Alex Cominis), Leslie Karpman (Debbie), Megan Hilty (Shayla Grove)
Susan starts her new job to help pay for M.J.'s school, but Mike leaves their son with Katherine sparking jealousy with Susan. Meanwhile, Scavo's continues to bear the brunt of the economy; Gaby blackmails Carlos' boss into giving him a bonus; and Orson learns Bree gave Andrew a large raise.
103 :05x16 - Crime Doesn't Pay
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Christopher Rich (Bruce), John Ciccolini (Man in Pizzeria), David Starzyk (Bradley Scott), Ion Overman (Maria Scott), Don Moss (Father Drance), Megan Hilty (Shayla Grove)
Trying to be a good friend, Bree offers to help Tom find a new job, but her intentions backfire and end up revealing Orson's past. Meanwhile, Gaby finds herself in an awkward position when Carlos' cheating boss uses her as a cover for his adulterous ways. Elsewhere, Edie begins to dig into Dave's past.
104 :05x17 - The Story of Lucy and Jessie
Writer: Jordan Nardino
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), William Schallert (Ken), Ken Lerner (Dr. Bernstein), Kevin Cooney (Owen Johnson), Kevin Rahm (Lee MacDermott), Melissa Strom (Nikki), Marc Valera (Mr. Vivinetto), Lesley Boone (Lucy), Swoosie Kurtz (Jessie), Bevin Prince (Mariana), Caroline Fogarty (Jody), April Hong (Receptionist), Quinton Medina (Charlie), Davis Cleveland (Jeffrey), Laura Ann Kesling (Mia)
Susan tries to impress Jessie, the art teacher, but she sends the wrong signals to her. Meanwhile, Gaby convinces Carlos to hire Lynette; Bree tries to distance herself from Orson's habit; and Edie continues to dig into Dave's past.
105 :05x18 - A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), Gloria LeRoy (Rose), David Grant Wright (Mr. Dinsmore), William Schallert (Ken), Ken Lerner (Dr. Bernstein), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Lesley Boone (Lucy), Quinton Medina (Charlie), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sawyer Church (Evan Mayer)
Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.
106 :05x19 - Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Woods (Bartender in Biker Bar), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Dot Jones (Female Guard), Lorin McCraley (Reggie), Stephen Lunsford (Travers), Deborah Rawlings (Helen), Rowly Dennis (Bartender in Dance Club), Andrew Lockridge (Student)
Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.
107 :05x20 - Rose's Turn
Carlos finds Lynette in a compromising situation, and Lynette decides to hide it from Tom. Meanwhile, Gaby covers for Tom; Orson tries to hide the truth from Bree; and Susan confides in Dave.
108 :05x21 - Bargaining
Writer: David Schladweiler
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gale Harold (Jackson)
Bree falls to a new low in order to get the best lawyer on her side. Meanwhile, Tom and Lynette discuss sex; Katherine tries to trick Mike in order to win his heart; and Jackson returns to town with a startling proposal.
109 :05x22 - Marry Me a Little
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Gale Harold (Jackson)
Bree goes to great lengths to hide her true motives from Orson. Susan and Jackson put on an act to deceive the police; Tom goes to the extreme to look younger; and Katherine continues to hide the truth from Mike.
110 :05x23 - Everybody Says Don't
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Lily Tomlin (Roberta), Gale Harold (Jackson Braddock)
Gaby and an old friend who has lost everything run into each other, Lynette is not that happy when Tom decides to go back to school, Orson threatens Bree with blackmail, and Susan accepts a "friendly" gesture from Dave.
111 :05x24 - If It's Only in Your Head
Writer: Jeffrey Richman
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Lily Tomlin (Roberta), Gale Harold (Jackson Braddock), Christine Estabrook (Martha Huber), Bonnie Hellman (Nurse), Marina Palmier (Maria), Judy Jean Berns (Older Woman), Armando Molina (Hector), Erin O'Shaughnessy (Receptionist), Livia Trevino (Lupe), Jay Pickett (Man), Michelle Dunn (Paige Dash), David Scott (Prison Guard), Rachel Fox (Kayla), Maiara Walsh (Ana), Steve Tyler (Minister), Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.
112 :06x01 - Nice Is Different Than Good
Mike gets married and his bride is finally revealed -- will it be Katherine or Susan? Meanwhile, Lynette deals with the realities of being pregnant again; Bree works to break free from Orson; Gaby is tested by Carlos' niece who continues to stay with them; and a new family with dark secrets moves to Wisteria.
113 :06x02 - Being Alive
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Carlos Lacamara (Dr. Hill), Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. McCluskey), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Gary Anthony Williams (Reggie), Karl Makinen (Detective Gallagher), Jesse D. Goins (Detective #2), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Mrs. McCluskey falls for a steak salesman called Roy Handler. Julie is found unconscious in the park bushes, which questions Mrs. McCluskey's decision to tell the police that she saw Angie Bolen's 19-year-old son, Danny, fighting with Julie.
114 :06x03 - Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Andrew Doerfer
Guest star: Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Robin Thomas (Mr. Jackson), Brooke Lyons (Candice), Michael Guarnera (Toby), Jordana Capra (Delores Mason), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Darla Haun (Patti Jackson), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Gaby reunites with her ex-lover/gardener, John Rowland, in a chance encounter. Bree contemplates taking Karl on a weekend getaway. Lynette and Tom break the news to their kids that she's pregnant again. Susan is convinced her daughter was attacked by Angie's son.
115 :06x04 - The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland), Carlos Lacamara (Dr. Hill), Robert W. Sudduth (Eric), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Jack Thomas (Minister), Vanessa Britting (Molly), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Noah Schuffman (Brian)
Having lost Mike has taken its toll on Katherine, as Bree comes to her aid as she unravels. Elsewhere, Gaby has grown weary of John's intentions with Ana, Susan discovers that Julie has been keeping secrets and Angie throws her son, Danny, a party.
116 :06x05 - Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Aisha Hinds (Motel Maid), Barbara Alyn Woods (Laura Miller), David Bickford (Coco the Clown), Dennis Cockrum (Trainer), Cindy Lu (Kirstin), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Alyssa Shafer (Little Girl #1), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (Rachel Miller), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Haley Tju (Little Girl #2)
When Juanita’s party is on the verge of being ruined after Gaby is deemed a bad mom, Gaby is determined to prove she’s a responsible parent; Bree gets defensive when she’s judged by a motel maid for having an affair with Karl; Lynette is put off by her new handyman when he defers to Tom for approval on all things; and Susan and Katherine come to blows over Mike.
Meanwhile, a lapse in judgment on Danny’s part leads to a terrible mishap that Angie and Nick must cover up.
117 :06x06 - Don't Walk on the Grass
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Marianne Muellerleile (Ann Peterson), Casper Brindle (Father on Cell Phone), Hugh Holub (Allen), Daniel Booko (Mahoney), Cody Lee (Child Pilgrim), Alex Miller (Neidermeyer), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
As Bree drifts further from Orson, Bree starts to fall for Karl. Katherine continues sadly to seduce Mike, as her conflict with Susan continues to grow. Meanwhile, Juanita gets expelled from school thanks to Gaby, Lynette discovers that Tom is cheating on his mid-term, and Angie keeps the truth about her mother a secret.
118 :06x07 - Careful the Things You Say
Writer: Peter Lefcourt
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Michael Dempsey (Detective), Kathy Najimy (Denise Lapera), Karl Makinen (Detective Gallagher), Anna Katarina (Ivana), Susan Angelo (Theresa Vitale), Vito D'Ambrosio (Silvio Vitale), Eileen Galindo (Christina)
When Lynette catches Julie arguing with Nick, Julie is forced to admit that Nick was the guy she was seeing. Susan, meanwhile, is at the police station to get them to investigate Katherine as a suspect, but they're unconvinced. Carlos offers to get Gaby some help by hiring a housekeeper, but she'd rather have a tutor.
119 :06x08 - The Coffee Cup
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Ned Vaughn (Terrence Henderson), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Gina Hecht (Judge Emily Gallagher), Julie McNiven (Emily Portsmith), Robert R. Shafer (Supervisor), Dana Cuomo (Crystal Henderson)
Susan uncovers a surprising connection between Katherine and Mike; Gaby tries to get Juanita into Catholic school; Lynette's pregnancy becomes difficult to hide; Angie learns the truth about Bree and Orson's relationship.
120 :06x09 - Would I Think of Suicide?
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Lamont Thompson (Lamar Benjamin), Julie McNiven (Emily Portsmith), Kate Fuglei (Emily's Mother), Michael Worth (Self Defense Instructor), John Sanderford (Mr. Matthews), Robert W. Sudduth (Eric), Lynne MacLean (Eileen), Suzanne Krull (Sophie), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Christine Clayburg (Newscaster), Jill Czarnowski (Rita), Anthony Scavone (Postman)
Angie decides it's time for her and her family to leave Wisteria Lane considering another attack may occur, while Bree's affair with Karl becomes harder to keep a secret and results in Bree and Susan literally up in each other's arms. Meanwhile, a rift with Gaby is caused by Lynette's pregnancy, and the result of a confrontation between Mike and Katherine is a harmful and unexpected blow.
121 :06x10 - Boom Crunch
Writer: Joey Murphy, John Pardee
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Caroline Aaron (Daphne Bicks), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Dan Castellaneta (Jeff Bicks), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Lyndsy Fonseca (Dylan Mayfair), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Perry Smith (Gayle), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Mary Passeri (Nurse)
Susan comes up with a plan to help Katherine; Orson and Bree come to an agreement; a plane crashes on Wisteria Lane.
122 :06x11 - If...
Writer: Jamie Gorenberg
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Michael Holden (Dr. Baron), Miguel Perez (Agent Padilla), Jeff Doucette (Father Crowley), James McDonnell (Dr. Crane), Evan Arnold (Casting Director), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Steven Anderson (Judge Sullivan), Gloria Garayua (Older Celia), Paul Keeley (Dr. McLean), Helen Eigenberg (Jean), Jayne Taini (Mrs. Grecco), Maria Cominis (Mona Clark), Craig Tsuyumine (Reporter), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Nurse), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Zayne Emory (12-Year Old Patrick), Ragan Brooks (Courtney), Kathy Muzingo (Commercial Mother), Anthony Traina (Older Patrick), Karolinah Villarreal (11-Year Old Celia)
After the terrible plane crash, the residents of Wisteria Lane reflect on what their lives might have been like if they had made different choices in life.
123 :06x12 - You Gotta Get a Gimmick
Writer: Joe Keenan
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), Brent Briscoe (Jimbo Rooney), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sikes), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Brianne Davis (Jennifer / Destiny), Kevin Scott Allen (Drunk), Lou DiMaggio (Emcee), Ben Lemon (Lawyer), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Susan turns up the heat for Mike while Bree learns that it won't be easy to take back the hurt she's caused Orson. Meanwhile, Lynette uncovers the true intentions Tom has, while Gaby is forced to examine the feelings she's suppressed about her heritage.
124 :06x13 - How About A Friendly Shrink?
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: Lonny Price
Guest star: John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Wendy Benson-Landes (Mrs. Henderson), Jane Leeves (Dr. Graham), Patricia Bethune (Joyce), Richard Gilliland (Dr. Avedon), Vance Cefalu (The Man), Candace Brown (Mrs. Chapman), James Aidan (Sobbing Man), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (Rachel Miller), Aedin Mincks (Joey Murphy)
While Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a therapist for couples, Katherine visits her own psychiatrist. Meanwhile, Gaby and Susan decide to find out which of their kids are in the smartest group at school, while Angie is less than enthusiastic about Danny's new girlfriend.
125 :06x14 - The Glamorous Life
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), Brent Briscoe (Jimbo Rooney), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Julie Benz (Robin Gallagher), Jane Leeves (Dr. Graham), Jeff Griggs (Antony), Edmund L. Shaff (Walter), Michael Crider (Dan), Mindy Sterling (Mrs. Kinsky), Shaw Jones (DJ), Matt Austin (Attendant), Kahlil Joseph (Philo), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Suzanne Dodd (Woman), Jay Cramer (Chris), Reta Rose (Shirley), Stewart Rose (Man)
Gaby and Angie challenge each other's parenting skills, Susan befriends a stripper and takes her under her wing, Lynette and Tom argue the merits of their new therapist, and a concerned Bree keeps a watchful eye on Orson for fear he may take his own life.
126 :06x15 - Lovely
Writer: David Schladweiler
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Scott Haven (Guy 2 at bar), Eric Lutes (Guy 1 at bar), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Julie Benz (Robin Gallagher), Ryan Heinke (Teenage Boy)
Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan's friends -- with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gaby looks for help with troublesome niece Ana; and Katherine will find a friendly companion.
127 :06x16 - The Chase
Writer: John Pardee, Joey Murphy
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Samuel Page (Sam Allen), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Richard Gilliland (Dr. Avedon), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Julie Benz (Robin), Laura McLauchlin (Tiffany), Jonathan Walker Spencer (Customer), Earnestine Phillips (Detective Aguilar), Ray Garcia (Fernando), Jeffrey Markle (Bus Driver), Les Brandt (Antonio), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Eric Ian Colton (Tad), Lindsay Ryan (Young Girl)
When Celia comes down with the chicken pox, Gaby must keep her distance. Having never had the chicken pox herself, Gaby stays with Tuc and Bob and is reminded of what it's like to be single again; Lynette and Tom forget Penny's birthday; Bree hires a promising new employee; Susan cheats on Mrs. McKluskey; Katherine makes a surprising discovery; and Angie grows concerned over Danny's disappearance.
128 :06x17 - Chromolume #7
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: Lonny Price
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Heidi Klum (Herself), Paulina Porizkova (Herself), Samuel Page (Sam), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Jonathan Adams (Luke Rayfield), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Julie Benz (Robin Gallagher), Ellen Crawford (Iris Beckley), Suzanne Costallos (Rose DeLuca), Helena Mattsson (Irina), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Tracy Fraim (Photographer), Barry Livingston (Jimmy), Larry Udy (Man)
Gaby has a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova in New York; Preston makes a surprising return from Europe; Katherine is confused by her feelings for Robin.
129 :06x18 - My Two Young Men
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Samuel Page (Sam Allen), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Wendy Benson-Landes (Mrs. Henderson), Julie Benz (Robin), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), John Barrowman (Patrick), Ellen Crawford (Iris Beckley), Helena Mattsson (Irina), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Paul Ganus (Dr. David Griffith)
John Barrowman makes his way to Wisteria Lane. Angie's ex-boyfriend, Patrick, emerges after her trip to New York. Meanwhile it's game on between Gaby and Susan, as they go to shameless lengths to top each other's kids; Lynette believes there's more to Preston's fiance than she's letting on; Bree invites Sam over for a family dinner; and Katherine comes out of the closet.
130 :06x19 - We All Deserve to Die
Writer: Josann McGibbon, Sara Parriott
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Samuel Page (Sam Allen), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Marina Benedict (Bridal Shop saleslady), Christopher Rich (Bruce), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), John Barrowman (Patrick Logan), Helena Mattsson (Irina), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Jason Kennedy (Waiter), Ben Carroll (Repo Man), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sarah Ripard (Agent Aronson), Justin Dray (Agent Walker)
Lynette learns the truth about her future daughter-in-law Irina; Susan tries to help Mike with his finances; Gaby offers to help out fellow neighbors Bob and Lee but doesn't consider the consequences;Bree questions Sams motives;and unbeknownst to Angie, Danny meets Patrick for the first time.
131 :06x20 - Epiphany
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), Diane Farr (Barbara), Nicholas Sarullo (Young Eddie), Kevin Sizemore (Hank), John Littlefield (Man), Jamie Sorrentini (Ramona), Davin Ransom (Eddie 4-Years Old), Leif Gantvoort (Ron)
The ladies of Wisteria Lane have shown kindness to the neighborhood strangler;Gaby and Carlos shown him how to be intimate in bed; some dating advice and a job offer from Bree; he was shown kindness and generosity from Lynette; and Susan encouraged his passion for art and Bree offered him a job and some dating advice.
132 :06x21 - A Little Night Music
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Samuel Page (Sam), Linda Purl (Lillian), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), John Barrowman (Patrick Logan), David Berman (Larry), Susan Grace (Woman), Matt Riedy (Dr. McCarthy), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
This week it's the Women vs the Men as Gaby and Susan plan an elaborate scheme against their husbands;Angie comes face to face with her ex, Patrick Logan after years on the run; Lynette sees a different side of Eddie, and Bree has an encounter with a woman who knows Sam very well.
133 :06x22 - The Ballad of Booth
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Samuel Page (Sam Allen), David Reivers (Sgt. Clemente), Christopher Darga (Jake Walker), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie Orlofsky), John Barrowman (Patrick Logan), Rick Pasqualone (Detective John Booth), Vic Polizos (Detective Turner), Karl Makinen (Detective Furst), Angee Hughes (Plumbing customer), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Fred Saldone (Officer #1), Bette Rae (Woman), Dan Sachoff (IRS Agent), Jarrod Crawford (Officer #2), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Angie discreetly relies on Gaby for help when Patrick threatens her sons life;Lynette comes to a shocking realization about Eddie;Bree offers Sam a generous payoff to walk away; and Susan and Mike's financial problems result in the ultimate sacrifice.
134 :06x23 - I Guess This is Goodbye
Writer: Alexandra Cunningham
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Dan Gilvezan (Mr. Chase), Samuel Page (Sam), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Patricia McCormack (Teresa Pruitt), Josh Zuckerman (Eddie), John Barrowman (Patrick), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Diane Robin (Ms. Freeman), Scott Rinker (Priest (as Scott Allen Rinker)), Mindy Sterling (Mitzi Kinsky), Marsha Clark (Nurse Lorna), Kevin Symons (Mr. Pinkham), Ramona DuBarry (New Nurse), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Daniel Soudakoff (Scotty)
As a season of mysteries are resolved, new ones emerge on the explosive SEASON FINALE. Gaby risks her safety to help Angie, the fates of Lynette and her unborn child lie in Eddie's hands, Susan comes to grips with her financial woes, Bree considers confessing a secret she's harbored for years, and Angie must submit to Patrick's demands in order to protect her son.
135 :07x01 - Remember Paul
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Christine Estabrook (Martha Huber), Lainie Kazan (Maxine Rosen), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Kevin Symons (Jack Pinkham), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Karly Rothenberg (Woman in Prison), Michael Kagan (Board Chairman), Martin Kildare (Mr. Roarke), Bonnie Bailey-Reed (Gwen), Michelle Duffy (Judy)
The residents of Wisteria Lane are stunned to discover that Paul Young is out of prison and back in the neighborhood with an enigmatic new wife and seemingly dark motives. Meanwhile, while Paul is renting Susan's home, she, Mike and MJ are living in an apartment on limited funds. But Susan sees a glimmer of hope in getting her life back on the Lane when she's offered an unorthodox job by her apartment manager, Maxine; Lynette's rich and successful college friend, Renee, pays an unexpected visit to the Scavo household; Gabrielle and Carlos find themselves keeping secrets from one another; and Bree, newly single and needing a fresh start after selling her business, finds herself tempted by Keith Austin -- the handsome, young handyman she's hired to update her house.
136 :07x02 - You Must Meet My Wife
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Amy Pietz (Madeline), Lainie Kazan (Maxine Rosen)
After Renee begins spending a lot of time with Tom, an angry Lynette feels she's trying to sabotage their marriage; Bree fires Keith without warning when she suddenly finds herself falling for him; Susan is wracked with guilt about lying to Mike about her new, risque side job; Gabrielle rushes to the hospital after learning that Bree accidentally hit Juanita with the car; and Paul introduces the women of Wisteria Lane to his new wife.
137 :07x03 - Truly Content
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Tara Nicole Weyr
Guest star: Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Lainie Kazan (Maxine Rosen), Rebecca Creskoff (Stacy Strauss), Kevin Symons (Jack Pinkham), Michael Kagan (Board Chairman), Michael Hamilton (Bartender (as Michael Adam Hamilton)), Arloa Reston (Mother), Annie Little (Stephanie), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Natalie Lopez (Girl/Carmen)
Susan discovers that some of her best, sexy internet show moves are being copied by a competitor; Gabrielle hires a private detective to look into an important matter, unbeknownst to Carlos; Lynette is stunned when Tom's doctor prescribes a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression; and Renee invites a reluctant Bree to go clubbing with her to engage in some local man-hunting.
138 :07x04 - The Thing That Counts is What's Inside
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Margot Rose (Principal Harris), Lainie Kazan (Maxine Rosen), Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Rolando Molina (Hector Sanchez), Carla Jimenez (Carmen Sanchez), Cecilia Balagot (Grace Sanchez), John Colella (Worker), Jake Soldera (Benjamin Katz), Joey Gnoffo (Malcolm), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Tucker Albrizzi (Little Bully), Jessica Tuttle (Little Girl), Julie Alexander (Receptionist), Jack Horan (Child)
Susan is horrified when she discovers that she has become the face of the provocative internet company she's been secretly working for and is now the cover model for their outdoor billboard ads; Gabrielle tells her coveted secret to the ladies; Renee finds out that Bree is a grandmother and uses it to her advantage in an attempt to steal Keith away and have him for herself; Lynette takes advantage of daughter Penny's generous offer to help look after the baby; and Paul purchases the home he shared with Mary Alice, against wife Beth's wishes.
139 :07x05 - Let Me Entertain You
Writer: Josann McGibbon, Sara Parriott
Director: Lonny Price
Guest star: Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Lainie Kazan (Maxine Rosen), Lois Smith (Allison Scavo), Reggie Austin (Doug Perry), Dana Glover (Emma Graham), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Eileen Fogarty (teller), James DuMont (man), Dave Koz (Himself), Jonathan Bray (emcee), Amrapali Ambegaokar (Padma), Derrick LeMont Sanders (bartender), Shaila Vaidya (Jenny)
Susan's days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine; Renee and Gabrielle are headed for a smackdown after each of them reveals an intimate secret about the other to the wrong people; Bree finds herself exhausted by younger lover Keith's sexual stamina; Lynette is angry with Tom after he asks his mother to become the baby's nanny without talking it over with her first; and housewife Emma Graham puts on a cabaret show -- with the aid of saxophonist Dave Koz -- with surprising results.
140 :07x06 - Excited and Scared
Writer: Jeff Greenstein
Director: Jeff Greenstein
Guest star: Brittany Ishibashi (Mimi), Peter Breitmayer (football man), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Paul Norwood (Dr. Gable), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Lois Smith (Allison Scavo), Carly Thomas (Mrs. Templeton (as Carly Thomas Smith)), Carla Jimenez (Carmen Sanchez), Kelsey Crane (office aide), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Cecilia Balagot (Grace Sanchez)
As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret, sexy internet side job to a shocked Mike; Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle's sudden interest in Grace; Lynette becomes concerned about Tom's mother's memory lapses; Bree learns a secret about Keith; and Paul is encouraged to take wife Beth out on a date in order to light a spark in their unromantic relationship.
141 :07x07 - A Humiliating Business
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Mary Wickliffe (paramedic), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Nancy Travis (Dr. Mary Wagner), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), John Schneider (Richard Watson), Evan Parke (Derek Yeager), Erika Eleniak (Barbara Fine), Corina Boettger (clerk)
Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette's offer to be baby Paige's nanny; Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith that she's beginning to go through menopause; Renee makes a tempting job proposition to Lynette; Gabrielle fears that Bob is trying to seduce Carlos after the two strike up a friendship; and Beth begins to question Paul's motives on the lane.
142 :07x08 - Sorry Grateful
Writer: Annie Weisman
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Nancy Travis (Dr. Mary Wagner), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Peter Murnik (officer), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), John Schneider (Richard Watson), Angela Bullock (female prison guard.), Rolando Molina (Hector Sanchez), Carla Jimenez (Carmen Sanchez), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Cecilia Balagot (Grace Sanchez), Max Carter (Preston Scavo)
Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast. But the Solis's discover some surprising news about the Sanchez's that could threaten their time with Grace.
Meanwhile, Bree invites Keith's parents to partake in Thanksgiving at her house and learns some family secrets; Susan butts heads with Lynette over her sleep training techniques for baby Paige; Renee continues to remind Tom about their past; and Beth tries to uncover more about Paul's past misdeeds.
143 :07x09 - Pleasant Little Kingdom
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), John Schneider (Richard Watson)
Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a very special dinner with Bree; Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing his special attributes to the other ladies; Renee tells Susan a deep, dark secret; and Paul's plan for Wisteria Lane is revealed.
144 :07x10 - Down The Block There's a Riot
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Tom McGowan (Mayor Franklin), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Brandon Molale (guy.), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Mindy Sterling (Mitzi Kinsky), John Schneider (Richard Watson), Evan Parke (Derek Yaeger), Ed Quinn (Brent Ferguson), Benjamin Byron Davis (ex con), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Fred Cross (Burton), Jimmy Bentley (protestor #1)
Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect, Juanita discovers Gaby's secret, Bree invites Keith to move in with her, and Tom is confronted about his past indiscretion with Renee.
145 :07x11 - Assassins
Writer: John Paul Bullock III
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Jodi Long (Dr. Lunt), Casper Brindle (cab driver.), Stephanie Faracy (Miss Charlotte), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), David Brisbin (Dr. Sugarman), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Matthew Glave (Det. Foster), Derek Webster (Det. Harrison), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Angela Bullock (female prison guard), Catherine Carlen (Bess), Dale Waddington Horowitz (nurse), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Michelle Duffy (Judy), Shauna Markey (mother)
Susan's life hangs in the balance after being trampled by the rioting mob on Wisteria Lane; the fate of Paul Young is revealed following the aftermath of the riot, but who shot him?; Keith moves in with Bree but is shocked when Orson pays a surprise visit; Gaby finds it difficult to purge all traces of Grace from her life in order to repair her relationship with Juanita; and Renee wrestles with telling Lynette the truth about her past with Tom.
146 :07x12 - Where Do I Belong?
Writer: David Schladweiler
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sykes), Stephanie Faracy (Miss Charlotte), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Cody Kasch (Zach Young), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Lesley Ann Warren (Sophie Bremmer), Valerie Harper (Claire), Melody Butiu (nurse no. 2), Dale Waddington Horowitz (nurse), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Allison Weissman (crying girl)
While Susan continues to undergo dialysis, she is stunned when her flighty mother, Sophie, along with her Aunt Claire, pays a visit but won't agree to get tested to see if she would be a potential kidney donor candidate.
Meanwhile, not knowing where biological daughter Grace is causes Gaby to turn her feelings of loss into an obsession; Lynette exacts revenge on Tom after she learns about his past with Renee, and Bree tries to befriend a friendless Beth Young.
147 :07x13 - I'm Still Here
Writer: Josann McGibbon, Sara Parriott
Director: Lonny Price
Guest star: Larry Hagman (Frank), Gregory Itzin (Dick), Polly Bergen (Stella Pollit), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Matthew Glave (Det. Foster), Derek Webster (Det. Harrison), Mindy Sterling (Mitzi Kinsky), Rochelle Aytes (Amber James), Isabella Acres (Jenny), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Sayeed Shahidi (Charlie), Monica Garcia (Nurse), Bill Zasadil (Man)
Lynette feels her mother, Stella, is marrying Frank - an abrasive and obnoxious man - for all the wrong reasons and tries to talk her out of it.
Meanwhile, Susan tries to befriend a curmudgeonly man during her dialysis sessions who has given up on ever finding a kidney donor, Bree runs into Keith's ex-girlfriend and learns some shocking news about his past, Carlos becomes concerned when he learns about Gaby's obsession with her doll, Bob and Lee hire a non-maternal Renee to decorate their newly adopted girl's bedroom, and Paul has other plans in store for Beth when he books a trip for the two of them at a remote cabin in the woods.
148 :07x14 - Flashback
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Andrew Doerfer
Guest star: Aaron Lustig (Mr. Lynwood), Polly Bergen (Stella Wingfield), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Cody Kasch (Zach Young), Dave Foley (Monroe), Larry Hagman (Frank), Rochelle Aytes (Amber James), Matthew Robert Gottlieb (coroner), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Cinda Adams (nurse), Sayeed Shahidi (Charlie), Pat Lenz (Dr. Wyner)
Lynette fights back when her mother, Stella (Polly Bergen), tries to force the Scavos to pose for a family portrait with her obnoxious new husband, Frank. Meanwhile, Susan is presented with a kidney donation from an unlikely source, Gaby refuses to confront her past while undergoing therapy to discover what's causing her underlying obsession with her doll, Bree continues to keep the existence of Keith's son a secret from him, and Mike reaches out to biological son Zach to see if he was involved in adopted father Paul's shooting.
149 :07x15 - Farewell Letter
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Frantz Turner (Man), Brian Austin Green (Keith Watson), Cody Kasch (Zach Young), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Shane Kinsman (Young Porter Scavo), Joey Naber (Townsperson No. 1), Missy Doty (Waitress), Cathrine Grace (Patron), Amy Crofoot (Lady), Jill Larson (Sister Marta), Brent Kinsman (Young Preston Scavo), Rochelle Aytes (Amber James), Tamara Zook (Shopper No. 1), Geno Monteiro (Police Officer), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Brie Mattson (Kimberly), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Anastasia Ganias (Hostess), Sayeed Shahidi (Charlie), Jacqui Holland (Tiffany), Tuffet Schmelzie (Shopper No. 2)
Lynette and Tom feel that it's time for twins Porter and Preston to move out on their own and learn how to become responsible adults. But the boys end up moving out to a pad that's a little too close to home. Meanwhile, as part of Gaby's therapy, she and Carlos pay a visit to her hometown to confront her past and discover that she has left a lasting impression on the town; Keith asks Bree to move to Florida with him to be closer to his son; Susan uses her kidney ailment to garner special treatment in public places; and after sending son Zach to rehab, Paul makes a decision about his life with Beth.
150 :07x16 - Searching
Writer: Jeff Greenstein
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Vaughn Armstrong (Civil War major), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sykes), Aaron Lustig (Mr. Lynwood), Drew Wicks (Kyle), Wendy Benson-Landes (Mrs. Henderson), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tilman), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Mindy Sterling (Mitzi Kinsky), Alison Martin (doctor), Sonya Leslie (nurse), Isabella Acres (Jenny), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Jill Alexander (waitress), Joey Nader (Sgt. Willems)
Susan vows to get the most out of life when she learns that her dialysis isn't working and that, unless she receives a kidney transplant soon, she will die. Meanwhile, jealous of Lee and Bob's adopted daughter's routine for an upcoming school talent show, Gaby pressures Juanita to come up with a number that will outshine everyone; Bree makes it her mission to find a kidney donor for Susan; Lynette puts a plan into action to discourage a clearly non-maternal Renee from adopting a baby; and Beth Young struggles to figure out what to do with her life after Paul kicks her out of the house.
151 :07x17 - Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
Writer: Annie Weisman
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Josh Clark (warden), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Susan Grace (Edna), Michael Kagan (board chairman), Aaron Lustig (Mr. Lynwood), Ron Melendez (Glenn Morris), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Emily Bergl (Beth Young), Karl T. Wright (Dr. Jenkins), Mindy Sterling (Mitzi Kinsky), Tim Ransom (Tommy), Kevin Sifuentes (Jorge), Andy Forrest (Chuck), Todd Grinnell (Dr. Alex Cominis), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Brittany Ross (girl), Brian Patacca (car salesman)
Paul Young stands in the way of Susan getting her much-needed kidney transplant; Lynette is furious with Tom when he passes up a lucrative job opportunity in order to continue working with Carlos out of friendship; Bree becomes concerned over Andrew's escalating alcohol consumption; and Gaby is shocked when Renee continues as planned with her neighborhood party after the tragic suicide attempt of one of Wisteria Lane's resident.
152 :07x18 - Moments in the Woods
Writer: John Paul Bullock III
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gregory Itzin (Dick Barrows), Ping Wu (Phong), Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Jon Curry (Wally), A. J. Tannen (dealer), Peter Asle Holden (park ranger), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Alison Martin (Dr. Lippman), Johanna Parker (saleslady), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Avery Phillips (kid sister)
Susan starts gambling; Bree tries to stop Andrew from making a confession; Felicia moves back into the neighborhood and tries to form a truce with Paul.
153 :07x19 - The Lies Ill-Concealed
Gaby covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them from being friends after learning the truth about his mother's death. Meanwhile, saved by the late Beth Young's kidney donation, Susan begins to have some inappropriate dreams about Paul; Lynette is reluctant to be the "plus one" when she accompanies Tom to a weekend conference featuring the nation's top executives; and Felicia tries to regain Mrs. McCluskey's trust in her campaign to bring down Paul Young.
154 :07x20 - I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Jonathan Cake (Det. Charles "Chuck" Vance), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
With Gaby and the girls temporarily staying at Bree's house, Bree must lay down the law and demand discipline before Juanita and Celia destroy her home. Meanwhile Tom hires Lynette and Renee to redecorate his office - but Lynette has her own ideas of what she thinks Tom needs as opposed to wants; and while continuing to help nurse Paul back to health, Susan discovers that Felicia has been released from prison and is back on Wisteria Lane.
155 :07x21 - Then I Really Got Scared
Paul begins to suspect that Susan is responsible for his rapidly declining health; Lynette and Tom butt heads over where to go on their family vacation, as well as which one of them will set it up; Gaby shows Juanita a horror movie and has to pay the price when her daughter becomes too scared to sleep in her own bed; and Bree runs into some trust issues when she goes out on a date with a detective.
156 :07x22 - And Lots of Security...
Writer: Joe Keenan
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Tony Plana (Alejandro Perez), Andrew Hill Newman (Sid), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Alex Fernandez (Hank), James Black (Alan), Harriet Sansom Harris (Felicia Tillman), Jonathan Scarfe (Andrew), Jonathan Cake (Det. Chuck Vance), Erinn Hayes (Lisa), Darryl Stephens (Terrence), Adrian Quinonez (bartender), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
A progressive dinner party thrown for Susan to celebrate her move back onto the lane leads to a shocking murder. Meanwhile, Gaby is stunned to learn the identity of the mysterious man who has been stalking her; Lynette and Tom attempt to put the spark back into their marriage by spending a few days alone together at a romantic B&B; after being placed under arrest for allegedly poisoning Paul, Susan must convince the police that she was being framed for the deed by Felicia; Bree begins to suspect that her new boyfriend may be gay; and Renee is devastated when she learns that her ex-husband is getting re-married.
157 :07x23 - Come on Over for Dinner
The Wisteria Lane residents each enjoy a progressive dinner; Renee begins a relationship with a bartender; Bree sees a connection with Chuck.
158 :08x01 - Secrets That I Never Want to Know
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Sam McMurray (Father Dugan), Tony Plana (Alejandro Perez), Wendy Benson-Landes (Mrs. Henderson), Richard Keith (Jeff), Lonnie Hughes (shuttle driver), Cory Blevins (officer), Emily Happe (Ally), Michael Blaiklock (Father Benson)
Susan, Gaby, Bree, Lynette and Carlos must dispose of the body of Gaby's evil stepfather, who was killed by Carlos in order to protect his wife. But feelings of guilt begin to overcome everyone in different ways. Susan starts to withdraw from her friends and family, and Gaby works to reach out to Carlos while his guilt weighs heavily upon him. As Lynette and Tom are grappling with their disintegrating marriage and impending separation, Lynette is having trouble making the right choices ever since she participated in the cover-up. And Bree must be especially careful around her new love -- Detective Chuck Vance. Meanwhile, a sexy, new neighbor moves to town, Ben Faulkner, and he's Renee's first order of business.
159 :08x02 - Making the Connection
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Tara Nicole Weyr
Guest star: Mark Moses (Paul Young), Annie O'Donnell (Rose), Scott Michael Morgan (Officer Brovka), Mark Saul (Kevin), Jillian Nelson (Dakota), Kody Batchelor (Tyler), Steve Seagren (Carl), Darryl Alan Reed (garbage man), Kevin Martin (Toph), Shavon Kirksey (barista)
Susan discovers a dangerously thrilling way to help ease her guilt over being an accessory to the murder of Gaby's evil stepfather; Gaby plans a sexy surprise for Carlos to help him gain his sexual mojo back; Bree learns an interesting tidbit about Chuck's past: Lynette and Tom find it hard to say "no" to their kids' sometimes outlandish requests so as to not come off as the "bad guy" as their marriage woes continue; and Renee tries to win over hunky new neighbor Ben by finding out his passions.
160 :08x03 - Watch While I Revise the World
Writer: John Paul Bullock III
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Christopher Gartin (Rashi), Sarah Paulson (Lydia), Alec Musser (Friedrich), Isabella Acres (Jenny)
As Susan and Carlos bond over their feelings of guilt at the murder of Gaby's stepfather, Mike begins to think that the two are having an affair; Bree suspects that her detective boyfriend, Chuck, may secretly be investigating her; as her marriage continues to crumble, the tables are turned on Lynette when her usually relationship-challenged sister, Lydia, comes to town and announces that she's engaged; and after asking Renee to help his daughter, Jenny, go shopping for her first bra, Lee fears that Jenny is starting to bond more with Renee and becoming more distant from him.
161 :08x04 - School of Hard Knocks
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Joy Lauren (Danielle Van De Kamp), Melissa Greenspan (Cindy), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Miguel Ferrer (Andre Zeller), Andrea Parker (Jane), Beth Littleford (Dana), Jillian Armenante (Rachel), Jake Soldera (Benjamin Van De Kamp), Ruby Lewis (Chloe)
After disobeying the rules of student drop-offs at the front of Juanita's school, Gaby makes it her mission to get even with a parent volunteer who banishes her to a faraway parking lot; Bree discovers that daughter Danielle's new business may not be as wholesome as first thought; Lynette begins to suspect that Tom may be dating; and Susan tries to ease her guilt by taking an art class with no-nonsense instructor Andre Zeller.
162 :08x05 - The Art of Making Art
Writer: David Flebotte
Director: Lonny Price
Guest star: Melissa Greenspan (Cindy), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sykes), Daran Norris (Phil), Richard Ruccolo (Scott), Frank Crim (Donnie), Randee Heller (Karen), Miguel Ferrer (Andre Zeller), Lindsey Stoddart (Melissa), Brian Michael Jones (guy), Angela Elayne Gibbs (city councilman), Eli Bildner (hipster), Becky Wu (Amy), Bill Coelius (Damon), Jullian Armenante (Rachel), Kurt Cole (young guy)
Susan is mortified but tries her best to comply when her art teacher, Andre Zeller, asks the students to show up to class in the nude in order to help them create from a point of honesty; Bree serves up some delicious, homemade soup for the homeless at the local shelter, but ends up enticing the local hipsters and pushing out those in need; Gaby finds herself without a staff to help set up a school event when her lackadaisical approach to her new job as president of the PTA insults the parent volunteers; Renee helps a reluctant Lynette get back into the dating pool by taking her to a singles bar; and Carlos finds himself hitting rock bottom when the guilt over murdering Gaby's stepfather begins to engulf him.
163 :08x06 - Witch's Lament
Writer: Annie Weisman
Director: Tony Plana
Guest star: Tony Plana (Alejandro Perez), Marcus Folmar (delivery man), Scott Lawrence (Allen), Miguel Ferrer (Andre Zeller), Andrea Parker (Jane), Lance Irwin (security guard), Becky Wu (Amy Yamada), Gabriel Morales (teen), Mason Cook (Jasper)
As Halloween approaches, Gaby, Bree and Lynette must attempt to exhume and move the body of Gaby's murdered stepfather after learning that Ben's real estate development excavation is taking place on that very spot. Meanwhile, Susan discovers that being art teacher Andre's (Miguel Ferrer) intern involves tending to matters that don't involve art; not to be outdone by Tom's new girlfriend, Lynette tries to construct a homemade Halloween costume for Penny; and Renee uses a little enticement to help spice up her first night of romance with Ben.
164 :08x07 - Always in Control
Writer: Jeff Greenstein
Director: Jeff Greenstein
Guest star: Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Miguel Ferrer (Andre Zeller), Andrea Parker (Jane), Becky Wu (Amy Yamada)
Susan uses her art improvement to impress Andre; Lynette tells Penny a fib about Jane; Gabrielle and Carlos try to get a different opinion about their children from Bob and Lee; Bree tries to solve the mystery of who dug up the body of Alejandro.
165 :08x08 - Suspicion Song
Writer: David Schladweiler
Director: Jennifer Getzinger
Guest star: H. Richard Greene (Mr. Sweeney), Melissa Greenspan (Cindy), Jeremy Glazer (Geoffrey), Leslie Jordan (Felix Bergman), Roy Abramsohn (man), Miguel Ferrer (Andre Zeller), Andrea Parker (Jane), Darryl Henriques (cabbie), Becky Wu (Amy Yamada), Chad Jamian Williams (Marc), Kate Lacey (woman), Jayne Entwistle (Marilyn), Randolph Tyler Adams (delivery man)
Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow. After using the murder of Gabrielle's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's (guest star Miguel Ferrer) invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing. When Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, his wife goes to the office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account. Meanwhile, on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom.
166 :08x09 - Putting It Together
Writer: Sheila R. Lawrence
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Lou Richards (night manager), J. J. Boone (administrator), Charles Carpenter (Bartender), Leslie Jordan (Felix Bergman), Jeremy Rowley (nurse), Joe Marinelli (father), Andrea Parker (Jane), Shulie Cowen (Deirdre), Cynthia Sophiea (mother), Jeremy Luke (Jimmy), Jessica Vilchis (Jill), Jennifer M. Cortese (Kelly), Ruby Lewis (Chloe), Jean Iavelli (Grandmother Manzani)
Gabrielle goes on a desperate search to find Carlos; a drunk Bree reveals her past and present details, and then goes to a motel room.
167 :08x10 - What's to Discuss, Old Friend?
Writer: Wendy Mericle
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Lee Meriwether (Doris), Eddie Driscoll (Cab Driver), Jeremy Rowley (nurse), Christine Clayburg (Reporter), Robert Reinis (Detective)
Bree prepares to end her life; Gaby think Carlos might have had a hand in another murder; Lynette make a confession to Tom.
168 :08x11 - Who Can Say What's True?
Writer: Brian Tanen
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sal Landi (loan shark), Rick Peters (Bradley), Wolf Muser (Mr. Jacobs), Edie McClurg (Connie), Jeff Denton (man), Justina Machado (Claudia Sanchez), Jacqueline McKenzie (Alexandria), Patrick Faucette (construction driver), Jonathan Strait (husband), Jeff L. Williams (construction guy), Daniela Bobadilla (Marisa Sanchez), Emrhys Matthew Cooper (Richard), Jayne Entwistle (Marilyn)
With Carlos still in rehab, Gaby asks for Lynette's help in wooing a high-stakes company to sign with her husband's firm; Renee talks Bree into getting out of the house and having some fun at a pickup bar; in an attempt to ease her guilt, Susan pays a covert visit to Alejandro's family to see how they've been holding up since he went missing; and Mike discovers some inconsistencies with Ben's real estate project.
169 :08x12 - What's the Good of Being Good
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: Ron Underwood
Guest star: Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sal Landi (loan shark), Patrick Fabian (Frank), Dakin Matthews (Reverend Sykes), Christian Meoli (Workman), Justina Machado (Claudia Sanchez), Cameron Mathison (Greg), Jeff Corbett (Don), Douglas Purdy (man), Daniela Bobadilla (Marisa Sanchez)
Bree's life continues to spiral as her alcohol consumption rises -- as does her lust for men; Lynette goes out on her first date since separating with Tom -- with Renee's hairdresser; Alejandro's current wife suspects foul play is afoot and has a confrontation with Susan; Gaby discovers that Alejandro's step-daughter was also abused by this wretched man; and Ben has special plans in store for Renee.
170 :08x13 - Is This What You Call Love?
Writer: David Schladweiler, Valerie A. Brotski
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), John Rubinstein (Principal Hobson), Patrick Fabian (Frank), Stephanie Erb (Debbie), Brian Cousins (man), Gary Hudson (Jerry), Mark Totty (Dylan), Christopher Goodman (Bill), Kevin Makely (unkempt man), John Mattey (bartender), Grant Venable (Ryan)
Susan is in for a shock when daughter Julie pays a visit and shows up six months pregnant; Bree's alcohol consumption and lust for men continues to dominate and ruin her life; Lynette's first sexual encounter since separating from Tom doesn't quite end in fireworks; and Gaby's attempt to sooth Juanita when she doesn't receive a Valentine's Day card from a boy she has a crush on backfires.
171 :08x14 - Get Out of My Life
Writer: Cindy Appel
Director: James Hayman
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sal Landi (Donny), Robert Pine (Dr. Delson), Mike Foy (skeevy guy)
Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie's baby; Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health; when Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of the house, Gaby takes him in and is reluctant to help get them back together when he proves to be an invaluable disciplinarian to her kids; after getting used to her alone time, Lynette is furious when Porter and Preston are evicted from their apartment and try to move back home; and Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark.
172 :08x15 - She Needs Me
Writer: Jason Ganzel
Director: Randall Zisk
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge), Sal Landi (Donny)
Susan tells Porter that she'll set up a nursery and watch over his and Julie's baby after Lynette firmly tells her son that she will not help raise her future granddaughter; Orson convinces Bree to go away with him to the Maine countryside - perhaps never returning to Wisteria Lane; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and good deeds never go unpunished when, after paying off Ben's loan shark, the thug sets his eyes on destroying Renee's life.
173 :08x16 - You Take for Granted
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Jeff Greenstein
Guest star: Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Sal Landi (Donny), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Stuart Pankin (Patrick), Derek Webster (Det. Harrison), Andrea Parker (Jane), Jorge Pallo (Det. Gillette), Jack J. Bennett (steel worker), Griffin Cleveland (son), Jayne Entwistle (Marilyn), Katherine Emmer (Cindy)
Susan convinces Mike to go to the police when she discovers that Ben's loanshark is out to get him; Gaby is justifiably concerned when Carlos exhibits some strange behavior on his first day back to work; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, drops a bombshell on Lynette during Penny's birthday party; and Mrs. McCluskey, who is suffering from terminal cancer, asks Bree to help put an end to her life.
174 :08x17 - Women and Death
Writer: Annie Weisman
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Jose Zuniga (Det. Heredia), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Ned Schmidtke (Reverend Lawson), Andrea Parker (Jane), Rebecca Wisocky (Bree's mother), Brandon Ford Green (uniformed cop), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (young Bree), Kevin Ashworth (funeral director)
On the day of the funeral of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident, each of the ladies thinks back on how this person had affected their lives. Meanwhile, believing that the investigation died with Chuck Vance, Bree is stunned when she is called in for questioning about the murder of Gaby's stepfather, Alejandro.
175 :08x18 - Any Moment
Writer: Sheila R. Lawrence
Director: Randall Zisk
Guest star: Shawn Pyfrom (Andrew Van De Kamp), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Molly Hagan (Gillian), Jose Zuniga (Det. Heredia), Matt Winston (Lazaro), Mary Pat Gleason (Ms. Butters), Andrea Parker (Jane), Rebecca Rhae Larsen (sales clerk), Jeffery Self (Brian), Ashley Austin Morris (Mary Beth), Ian Jensen (Bryan)
Julie becomes concerned over Susan's parenting skills when she begins to allow MJ to do whatever he feels like doing; with Carlos resigning from his high paying job, Gaby tries to land her own high-powered position in order to keep up her extravagant lifestyle; Bree is suspicious of Andrew's intentions when he announces that he's getting married; Lynette puts a plan into action in the hopes of winning Tom back; and Ben finally proposes to Renee.
176 :08x19 - With So Little to Be Sure Of
Writer: Marco Pennette
Director: Tara Nicole Weyr
Guest star: Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Jose Zuniga (Det. Heredia), Matt Winston (Lazaro), Joel Murray (Alan), Bill Stevenson (Barry), Mary Jo Catlett (Debi Brown), Nancy Youngblut (Mrs. Howe), Andrea Parker (Jane), Scott Bakula (Trip Weston), Sean Kanan (Jason), Sarah Zimmerman (Jennie), Sharon Muthu (Police Clerk), Steven Connor (Jack), Stephanie Jones (Laura), Jefferson Cox (Male Stripper)
Susan discovers that Mike had been hiding a secret from her for years; Bree attempts to hire a high-powered attorney when she becomes the prime suspect in the murder of Gaby's stepfather; Gaby discovers a sexy way to earn a bigger commission at her new job as a personal shopper; and while Lynette continues to try and win Tom back, girlfriend Jane does everything in her power to ensure that the two carry through with their divorce.
177 :08x20 - Lost My Power
Writer: Wendy Mericle
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Doris Roberts (Doris), Alyson Reed (Judge Conti), Christina Chang (D.A. Stone), Reed Diamond (Gregg), Andrea Parker (Jane), Scott Bakula (Trip Weston), Josh Latzer (Garbage Truck Driver)
With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip, learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site.
178 :08x21 - The People Will Hear
Writer: Brian Tanen
Director: David Warren
Guest star: Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Max Carver (Preston Scavo), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis), Victoria Kelleher (Housewife #1), Alyson Reed (Judge Conti), Bernard K. Addison (Coroner), Christina Chang (D.A. Stone), Robin McDonald (Teacher), Reed Diamond (Gregg), Andrea Parker (Jane), Casey Williams (Housewife #2), Scott Bakula (Trip Weston), Brit Morgan (Lindsay), Carmella Riley (Pregnant Woman #1), Myrna Velasco (Girl), Yennifer Behrens (Pregnant Woman #2), Adrianne Richards (Pregnant Woman #3)
In the penultimate episode leading into the two-hour finale of this landmark series, as her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her attorney, Trip; Susan becomes concerned when Julie doubts Porter's commitment to be a hands-on father to their unborn baby; as Tom gets closer to being transferred to India for his job - thanks to Lynette - she begins to have second thoughts and tries to convince his boss to rescind the move; and the ladies are shocked about Gaby's nonchalant attitude as Bree continues to stand trial and take the fall for Carlos in the murder of Alejandro.
179 :08x22 - Give Me the Blame (1)
Writer: Bob Daily
Director: Larry Shaw
Guest star: Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Michael Dempsey (Det. Murphy), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Gibby Brand (Fred Newman), Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Aaron Norvell (security guard), Alyson Reed (Judge Conti), Christina Chang (D.A. Stone), Stephen Ramsey (sheriff), Scott Bakula (Trip Weston), Ewan Chung (clerk)
This is part one of the two-hour Desperate Housewives series finale, as Trip urges Bree to tell him what really happened the night of Alejandro’s murder.
180 :08x23 - Finishing the Hat (2)
Writer: Marc Cherry
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer), Steven Culp (Rex Van De Kamp), Mark Moses (Paul Young), Christine Estabrook (Martha Huber), Lupe Ontiveros (Juanita 'Mama' Solis), Marc Cherry (TBA), Andrea Bowen (Julie Mayer), Dana Delany (Katherine Mayfair), Roger Bart (George Williams), James Denton (Mike Delfino), Orson Bean (Roy Bender), Nike Doukas (Natalie Klein), Patrika Darbo (Jean), Roselyn Sanchez (Carmen), Scott Bakula (Trip Weston), Jarvis W. George (driver), Todd Weeks (Kent), Lindsey Kraft (Jennifer), Wes Brown (doctor), Deborah Pollack (mother), Daniella Baltodano (Celia Solis)
Susan tries to keep the sale of her house private until she can tell her friends; Katherine Mayfair returns with a job opportunity for Lynette.