Episode Quotes
Lila: Whatever's inside you is splattered all over that paper that I took from your lab.
Dexter: Looks messy.
Lila: It probably is.
Masuka: Agent Lundy. So I hear a rumor that you're tracking all our Internet activity. So is it true? Because I can explain all that shemale stuff.
Deb: Olson just came in. Saw himself on the three o'clock news and showed up with his lawyer. I hope we nail his ass to the wall.
Masuka: I love it when you talk dirty.
Angel: No job, no relationship. You got guns and a minor assault record.
Olson: And I voted for George Bush. Both times. What's your point?
Lundy: Too much background noise over there. Hearing's the first thing to go. Or is it memory? I always forget.
Lundy: (eating animal crackers) Is this a lion or a hippo?
Masuka: I think it's a lion.
Lundy: (bites it) Tastes like a hippo.
Doakes: You want to hit me? Go for it. I've been waiting for a chance to take your ass out.
Dexter: I know how you feel, Sergeant.
Doakes: (about Dexter) I may be out of line with this, but did he fall off the wagon?
Deb: What wagon? The only wagon Dexter's ever had is a Radio Flyer.
Episode Goofs
When Masuka and Deb are smoking together, Deb's cigarette changes lengths between shots, going from short, to long, to short.
Cultural References
Episode Title: Dex, Lies, and Videotape
The episode title is a take in the classic 1980s film, Sex, Lies and Videotape.
Batista: Spidey sense tingling yet?
Batista is referecing the feelings Spiderman experiences when danger is coming.