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Dirk and Macduff return to Cambridge, to the university that Dirk was thrown out from for cheating twenty years ago. They have been hired by Dirk’s former professor as security consultants to guard a valuable robot. After the robot is stolen and the professor is discovered dead, Dirk and Macduff are soon implicated as the chief suspects.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x2 Airdate: Monday March 12th, 2012 |
Guest Stars
Recap
At a robotics laboratory at St. Cedd’s Institute of Science and Technology, a computer comes to life. The next day, Professor Charles Jericho brings in Dirk and Richard and congratulates Dirk on applying holistic theory to social situations. Dirk assures him that his efforts are in large part due to Jericho’s teachings. As they look around, Dirk admits to Richard that he never expected to come back in triumph after how he was kicked out. ..Read the full recap
Episode Quotes
Dirk: I’ve let you down before, Professor. If there was a God, which we as men of science surely cannot accept, I would swear to him that I will not fail you again.
Dirk: You haven’t seen a robot, have you?
Susan: A robot?
Dirk: Yeah, she’s white, black eyes, about 5’5”, strangely erotic. Answers to the name of Elaine.
Susan: A robot?
Dirk: Yeah, she’s white, black eyes, about 5’5”, strangely erotic. Answers to the name of Elaine.
Professor Jericho: You’ve found her?
Dirk: Not exactly.
Professor Jericho: Either you have or you haven’t.
Dirk: I would have thought a scientific mind such as your own would accept there is often a gray area in-between...
Dirk: Not exactly.
Professor Jericho: Either you have or you haven’t.
Dirk: I would have thought a scientific mind such as your own would accept there is often a gray area in-between...
Dirk: I feel I may have us look extremely guilty.
Richard: Well, we should go back and explain, tell her it wasn’t us.
Dirk: The problem is not that we fled the crime scene. It’s just that we haven’t fled it fast enough. There’s been a deficit of fleeing, which we must rectify immediately.
Richard: Well, we should go back and explain, tell her it wasn’t us.
Dirk: The problem is not that we fled the crime scene. It’s just that we haven’t fled it fast enough. There’s been a deficit of fleeing, which we must rectify immediately.
Richard: You believe him?
Dirk: That the center is haunted, or that the real David Cho has gone to live with a homosexual homunculus in Humberside?
Dirk: That the center is haunted, or that the real David Cho has gone to live with a homosexual homunculus in Humberside?
Dirk: When is a filing cabinet not a filing cabinet?
Susan: This is bollocks.
Dirk: Umm, I actually prefer the term, “applied quantum mechanics.”
Susan: This is bollocks.
Dirk: Umm, I actually prefer the term, “applied quantum mechanics.”
Jane: Oh, I don’t have any money.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: What?
Jane: I could write you an IOU.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: You taking the piss?
Jane: What do you do in these situations?
Dirk: I’m a firm believer that a proprietor of a chips shop has eaten far too many chips, thus hindering his athletic prowess.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: What you saying?
Dirk: In layman’s terms, what I’m saying is...
Jane: Run?
Dirk: Yeah.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: Hey!
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: What?
Jane: I could write you an IOU.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: You taking the piss?
Jane: What do you do in these situations?
Dirk: I’m a firm believer that a proprietor of a chips shop has eaten far too many chips, thus hindering his athletic prowess.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: What you saying?
Dirk: In layman’s terms, what I’m saying is...
Jane: Run?
Dirk: Yeah.
Fish & Chip Shop Proprietor: Hey!
Dirk: Coincidence can be a brutal thing.
Dirk: I met a young woman who I believe... rather likes me.
Susan: She likes you? Is she mentally incapacitated in some way?
Susan: She likes you? Is she mentally incapacitated in some way?
Jane: You think I’m a computer?
Dirk: Our brains are made up of synapses. They’re either open or close. Thoughts are merely ones and zeros. Consciousness itself is just a stream of binary code. You’re not a computer. You’re something new... and very special.
Dirk: Our brains are made up of synapses. They’re either open or close. Thoughts are merely ones and zeros. Consciousness itself is just a stream of binary code. You’re not a computer. You’re something new... and very special.
Susan: It’s impossible. Elaine was brain-dead.
Jane: You declare someone brain-dead when all they need is a little rewiring.
Jane: You declare someone brain-dead when all they need is a little rewiring.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | Howard Overman |
| • Executive Producer | Saurabh Kakkar | Howard Overman | Brian Minchin |
| • Producer | Chris Carey |
| • Production Designer | Amelia Shankland |
| • Line Producer | Kate Dudley |
| • First Assistant Director | Simon Hedges |
| • Second Assistant Director | Tracey Warren |
| • Music | Daniel Pemberton |
| • Costume Designer | Maggie Chappelhow |
| • Grip | John Robinson (3) |
| • Location Manager | Rob Champion (2) |
| • Property Master | Joe Rappaport |
| • Script Supervisor | Karen Savage |
| • Production Coordinator | David Packham |
| • Gaffer | Martin Healey |
| • On-Line Editor | Owen Hulme |
| • Director of Photography | Ole Bratt Birkeland |
| • Stunt Coordinator | Tony Lucken |
| • Production Secretary | Ellie Blake |
| • Art Director | Sarah Whittemore |
| • Sound Editor | Linda Murdoch |
| • Script Editor | Hannah Mackay |
| • Dubbing Mixer | Nigel Edwards |
| • Sound Recordist | Clive Derbyshire |
| • Third Assistant Director | Lyndsay Furness |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amanda Perryman |
| • Production Accountant | Alec Thorne |
| • Casting Assistant | Andy Brierley |
| • Clapper Loader | Kriss Dallimore |
| • Film Editor | Matthew Tabern |
| • Best Boy | Trevor Hale |
| • Sound Engineer | Peter Margrave |
| • Production Executive | Grace Boylan |
| • Unit Manager | Jake Sainsbury |
| • Colorist | Aidan Farrell |
| • Focus Puller | Jason Walker |
| • Digital Imaging Technician | Mat Brooks |
| • Casting Director | Kate Rhodes James |
| • Dialogue Editor | Linda Murdoch |
| • Production Buyer | Jenny Alexander |
| • Standby Art Director | Alexandra Merchant |
| • Standby Props | Gary Leech | Tyrone Hyman |
| • Floor Runner | James Sampson |
| • Created By | Douglas Adams |
| • Hair & Make-up Design | Pamela Haddock |
| • Hair & Make Up Artist | Dianne Jamieson |
| • Prosthetic Effects | Laurence Simmons |
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