Patrick: (about sex tapes) Quite frankly, I don't find them very romantic.
Juliet: You know how my twin-tuition gets really good the month before our birthday?
(to Juliet about what to wear to the party)
Jeremy: I don't know, a bournous or something. Shake it up.
(about Juliet's sunglasses)
Jeremy: Well, you look a little like a fly. But that's not all bad--bugs are cool.
Brian: We pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don't make me raise your rent.
(about Karen sleeping with the caddy)
Freddy: I'm giving her a mulligan.