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Nick flies into damage control mode when a blackmailer demands money in exchange for a sex tape. Patrick becomes depressed when he has to break his affair off with Carmelita. Meanwhile, Brian's wife learns that the "Swedish orphan" speaks English; Jeremy stuggles to keep his affair with Natalie a secret, but Natalie and Juliet wind up fighting at a senate campaign fundraiser.
Patrick: (about sex tapes) Quite frankly, I don't find them very romantic.
Juliet: You know how my twin-tuition gets really good the month before our birthday?
(to Juliet about what to wear to the party)
Jeremy: I don't know, a bournous or something. Shake it up.
(about Juliet's sunglasses)
Jeremy: Well, you look a little like a fly. But that's not all bad--bugs are cool.
Brian: We pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don't make me raise your rent.
(about Karen sleeping with the caddy)
Freddy: I'm giving her a mulligan.