Jeremy: I'm Pluto. I'm cold, distant, and alone.
Saleswoman: (about expensive shoes) It's like they're made out of George Clooney.
Brian, Jr.: Jesus says 'Don't hit back'.
Brian: Says who?!
Patrick: (about Brian) Eighteen years of being beaten up by girls, and what's his revenge? The ministry.
Karen: (to Nick and Lisa) Wow. You guys look freshly laid.