Dog Bites Man Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Assignment: Bodybuilders

First aired: Jun/07/2006

Former underling Tillie returns to KHBX as a producer. Tensions run high when she goes out on assignment with Kevin to an Ironman competition, thanks to her past relationship with him.

2 :01x02 - Assignment: Undercover Homosexual

First aired: Jun/14/2006

Inspired by a racial-sensitivity seminar, the news team decides to do an exposé on prejudice in America with Kevin posing as a homosexual.

3 :01x03 - Assignment: Spring Break

First aired: Jun/21/2006

The news team goes on location to Panama City, Fla., to investigate the dangers of spring break. However, their own excessive partying soon compromises the quality of their reporting.

4 :01x04 - Assignment: Republican Leadership Conference

First aired: Jun/28/2006

The crew heads to the Southern Republican Leadership Conference, where Tillie and Kevin attempt to further their own careers. Meanwhile, Alan implores politicians to grant his imprisoned mother amnesty.

5 :01x05 - Assignment: Team Building

First aired: Jul/12/2006

The news team attempts to close ranks at a nature camp specializing in group dynamics. Meanwhile, Kevin and Tillie temporarily rekindle their relationship.

6 :01x06 - Assignment: Brighton. Florida

First aired: Jul/19/2006

The KHBX News Team gets a big break, and are sent to report on a national kidnapping story. Unfortunately, a travel snafu and a snow storm force the team to be creative, giving new meaning to "unconventional reporting."

7 :01x07 - Assignment: Christian Convention

First aired: Jul/26/2006

In an effort to boost their ratings among the God-fearing demographic, the KHBX News Team infuses their reports with religion by covering a Christian rock concert and a Christian gaming convention. In the process of filing their report, they learn new things about their own faith.

8 :01x08 - Assignment: Gas Prices

First aired: Aug/02/2006

Budget cuts threaten the news team's employment status, leading them to try their hand at such activities as stand-up comedy and Korean karaoke.

9 :01x09 - Assignment: Daytime Talk Pilot

First aired: Aug/09/2006

Kevin's dream of doing his own morning talk show comes true.