Josh: Will you stop calling me "Chives"? I don't even know if "Chives" is a real name!
Josh: Drake, we're supposed to be studying for our driving test!
Drake: (playing a driving video game) I am!
Josh: Drake, I highly doubt that our driving test will include stealing a bus and running into dragons.
Drake: Do you know that for sure?
Drake: Well, I read somewhere about this guy in Phoenix who got out of a traffic ticket by faking a heart attack.
Josh: I don't believe that.
Drake: Why not?
Josh: You don't read!
Josh: How do you always get the hot girl?
Drake: I don't know. I try not to question it.
Drake: Oh, you got some dirt on your shirt.
Josh: I have a stainstick at home!
Driving Instructor: Don't slam the door! This isn't one of your teenage parties!