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Drake and Josh :: The Drake and Josh Inn (03x01)
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| Title: | The Drake and Josh Inn |
| Episode #: | 03x01 |
| Production Number: | 305 |
| Original Airdate: | Saturday April 02nd, 2005 |
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Episode Summary |
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When their parents leave them home alone, Drake and Josh turn their home into a hotel of sorts.
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This season premiere aired directly after the 2005 Kid's Choice Awards for more exposure. (This is the Nickelodeon equivalent of giving it the post-Super-Bowl time slot.) | As of this episode, new opening credits are used. | Josh looks noticeably skinnier. |
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Hotel guest: So, uh, where do we check in?
Drake: Oh, uh, right here. Just write your names down and . . . other hotel stuff and we're good to go. | Megan: Listen to me! If you get on one of my nerves this weekend, you two will wake up tomorrow very confused in Cuba! | Megan: (Faces Josh) Okay, you can't sing (faces Drake) and you're a moron! | Josh: You spent our money on gumballs, a wristwatch, a telescope, and a Mexican robot! (Drake presses robot) Robot: Me llamo Roberto Roboto!
Josh: That is pretty cool.
Robot: Gracias! | Josh: I need your help!
Helen: You want to borrow my ointment?
Josh: No. Look, I have 75 people at my house!
Helen: How much ointment do you think I have?! | Megan: I wouldn't want that phone back if I were dying on the kitchen floor. | Drake: (motions with hands) It's saying, "Spend me, Josh. Won't you spend me?"
Josh: Money's not a puppet! | Josh: Drake, what are you doing?
Drake: Oh this is Nicky.
Nicky: Hi, I'm Nicky!
Drake: She's in beauty school, so I'm letting her give me a haircut!
Nicky: I brought my scissies!
Josh: Oh, you brought your scissors? Cool!
Nicky: I know!
Josh: Now, go away! | Drake: Anyone want some sun tan lotion? (big fat guy walks up and faces his back to Drake) Oooh, and we just ran out! | Drake: So, we'll tell them our house is a bed and breakfast.
Josh: No!
Robot: Por favor?
Josh: No!
Robot: Por favor?
Josh: All right! | Helen: Josh, why aren't you working?
Josh: I'm off today.
Helen: That doesn't give you an excuse not to be working! | (After checking the caller ID on the telephone)
Drake: L.A.! Mom and Dad?
Josh: Either them or Lindsay Lohan! | Josh:Ok, look! We have a strict dog policy!
(Dogs growls at him)
Josh: Uh... Except for you. |
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There is a little fat kid who is at the party at one point, but a little kid never entered the "hotel". | Drake owns a telescope, which is very odd considering that he's never shown any interest in science...or any other school-related subject for that matter. |
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