Episode Quotes
Mindy: Hi, I'm Mindy!
Megan: I know who you are.
Mindy: I'm here to see Josh.
Megan: I know why you're here.
Mindy: Is there a problem between us?
Mindy: Hey, Josh.
Josh: You are the truck in my life. Therefore, I avoid you.
Megan: Why was Josh screaming? Did the eggs hatch yet?
Josh: What eggs?
Megan: Oh, nothing.
Mindy: I can outsmart you anytime I want.
Josh: Oh yeah?
Mindy: Yeah. Say "fort."
Josh: Fort.
Mindy: Say "fort" three times.
Josh: Fort, fort, fort.
Mindy: Now spell it twice.
Josh: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Mindy: Now say it two more times.
Josh: Fort, fort.
Mindy: Now what do you eat soup with?
Josh: Aha! Fork.
Mindy: Really? I eat my soup with a spoon.
Josh: Oh Drake, your head's fine.
Drake: (confused) And you have . . . pretty eyes.
Mindy: Hello, Josh.
Josh: Mindy?! How the . . . ? What in the . . . ? Why the . . . ?
Mindy: Are you planning on finishing any of these questions?
Josh: How you get out of the cuckoo hut?
Drake: Josh, did you show Mindy your yo-yo collection? I told you that's not cool!