Audrey: (to Drake and Josh) So, how was school?
Drake: (shouting at Josh) You're the worst!
Josh: (shouting at Drake) You sicken me!
Audrey: I see.
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: Take that back!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?
Megan: Come on, boob fight!
Josh: Are you copying my answers?
Drake: No, I'm just comparing your answers with the answers I'm about to write.
Josh: You made that whole story up!
Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther.
Audrey: (After hearing Drake's side of the story) Aw, that poor little girl.
Josh: There's no poor little girl! Why would a dying British orphan be at a Padre's game?
Drake: Orphans love baseball.
Walter: Josh, will you please pass the corn bread to Drake?
Josh: It's my room too!
Drake: Yeah? Well then how come my bed's in here, why is my guitar here, and more importantly why are you here?
Megan: You may know him as the man who sells foam fingers at Padre games.
Salesman: Used to sell foam fingers. I got promoted to bobbleheads.
Megan: (To Lenny Spodnik - the one eyed salesman) Now, here's an eye-witness. No offense.
If Drake and Josh are supposed to be 8 at the time of the flashback, and Megan is approximately 9 in the present, that means that Megan should have been 5 months old at the time of the flashback. However, it appears in the flashback that she is about 3 years of age then.
In the actual story of what happened, the eyepatch man is selling a stack fo foam fingers, and there's about 10 in the pile. Two girls get foam fingers, so that means there are 8 left. Drake buys one and there should be 7 left, but it's the last one?