Drake: Josh dropped a barbell on his foot.
Josh: Yeah, after you shot me with a potato!
Audrey: A potato?
Drake: It's a long story.
Drake: (About Josh's foot) It looks like Mom's meatloaf.
(Audrey glares at him) ...which tastes delicious by the way.
Audrey: Megan, is there something you'd like to say to Josh?
Megan: I hope you don't die.
Josh: Yeah, love you too.
Josh: Drake! You can't impersonate a doctor! It's against the law!
Drake: I'm not "impersonating" a doctor, I'm pretending to be one.