(Josh and Megan practicing a holdup scene)
Josh: Where's the money?
Megan: What?
Josh: This is a holdup! Give me the money, I ain't playin'. (Megan starts laughing) Come on, you can't giggle!
Megan: You said to act naturally. You tried to act tough, so naturally I laughed.

Josh: I'm not much of an actor.
Director: Neither is Jennifer Lopez.
Josh: True that.

Josh: (playing the theater thug) Where's the money!?
Cashier: What?
Josh: You give me the money, I ain't playing!
(Cashier stares blankly)
Jeff Carlson: Cashier, say your line.
Cashier: I'm sorry, I just can't stop staring at his pimple.
Josh: Ah geez!