Megan: I can't believe you got us sent to the back of the line!
Drake: You just had to pee!
Josh: Well I'm sorry, next time I'll let my bladder explode.
Megan: Thank you!

Josh: Oh, I just thought of something.
Megan: What? That you may grow old, never get married and die?
Josh: No. But thank you for pointing out that possibility.

Eric: Oh no, he ruined my picture phone! It had all our vacation photos on it.
Greg: From Niagra Falls? Aw, man.

Josh: Uh oh, I gotta go pee.
Drake: Can't you hold it? We're almost at the front of the line.
Josh: Maybe... But since we're all gonna be in the same row together -
Drake and Megan: Go pee.

Drake: Josh, don't start another fight or we'll get sent to the back of the line again.
Megan: Yeah. I'd hate to be sent back - there. (Points behind them to reveal that they're already at the end of the line.)

Papa Nichols: (Holding Eric's cellphone) What is this? Some kind of weapon?

In some scenes and shots, Drake, Megan and Josh switch places.