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Drawn Together :: Captain Girl (02x09)
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| Title: | Captain Girl |
| Episode #: | 02x09 |
| Production Number: | 208 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday February 01st, 2006 |
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When Captain Hero's sidekick, Captain girl, dies, Wooldoor steps up to the role just in time to help stop the evil Mad Libber. Meanwhile, Toot adopts a baby to stop her depression.
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Captain Hero: By the time I got there, the Mad Libber was gone and Captain Girl had been poisoned.
Xandir: Poisoned? Than why is there blood on her uniform?
Captain Hero: It was that time on the month.
| Foxxy: Aw, there there, sugar. Everything gonna be alright.
Captain Hero: Oh, you like to confort me, don't you, bitch?
| Captain Hero: (reading letter after inserting words) "I, the evil Mad Libber, viciously penised Captain Girl for getting too penised to my ingenious penis."
| Captain Hero: In accorance to Captain Girl's wishes, we are burying her as a Mormon. Not because she was one, but because she hates Mormons and it would make her happy for us to bury one.
| Mormon Reverend: If you will all turn in your books to page 134, "Ooga booga! Great Space God! Magic lizard come down from Jupiter!"
Toot: (thinking) Even this insiteful satire of religion couldn't cheer me up.
| Toot: Suddenly, I knew the solution to all my problems.
Man: (off screen) Yeah, ice cream, lard ass!
Toot: No, a baby!
| Toot: Guess what, everyones? I'm gonna get me pregnant and haves me a baby! (walks away)
Xandir: Like, who's gonna drop a log in that toilet?
Spanky: Not it!
Xandir: Not it!
Foxxy: Not it!
Ling-Ling: (Translation: "No friggin' way!") (makes a triangle on himself with a knife)
| Wooldoor: (shyly) I was thinking, if it wouldn't be too much of a bother, maybe I could be your new sidekick?
Captain Hero: (fast) What? How dare you! It's way too soon to think about that so I want to know just say "yes." Welcome aboard.
| Xandir: (covered in semen) I'm a really friendly ghost.
| Toot: (feeding baby) Here comes the plane! Oh oh, the plane needs to make an emergency landing! (eats the food herself)
| Wooldoor: (voice over) Captain Hero and I battled all sorts of villains, like the Gigantic Midget.
Gigantic Midget: You never faced a midget as big as me!
| Wooldoor: (voice over) And then we fought the most confused villain in the world, Señor Eskimo Goldberg.
Señor Eskimo Goldberg: What the Hell am I?
| Ling-Ling: (Translation: "For female baby, you sure don't seem very tied up in a bag and dropped in river.") (the baby touches Ling-Ling) (Translation: "You dare challenge Ling-Ling? I accept!")
Xandir: (hits Ling-Ling with a newspaper to stop him) No! Ling-Ling bad! You bad Asian thing! No!
| Toot: Don't tell me how to raise my baby! I know how to keep it safe. (sets fire around baby) Who would dare enter the circle of fire!
| Captain Hero: I'm trying to read Hussler. (in confession room) It gives every man x-ray vision, if you know what I mean. Buy a copy and see for yourself.
| Captain Hero: Wooldoor, making you my sidekick was the biggest mistake of my life. You are fired. (flies away)
Wooldoor: Captain Hero, wait! (starts to cry)
Captain Hero: (comes back) Captain Girl wouldn't have cried. (flies away)
| Spanky: If you don't stop your crying, two things will happen. I'm gonna have an orgasm, then I'm gonna fall asleep. Is that what you want?
| Wooldoor: Captain Hero fired me because I'm not as good of sidekick as Captain Girl.
Spanky: How good of sidekick could she have been? She's dead!
| Wooldoor: To the Wooldoormobile! (stops a car at gunpoint) Get the f(bleep)ck out of the car! Move, move!
Old Man: Alright, alright. (gets out of car and goes on his knees)
Wooldoor: Shut up!
Old Man: Don't hurt me!
Wooldoor: Now get in the trunk!
Old Man: No way.
Wooldoor: Get in the f(bleep)cking trunk!
Old Man: I don't want to die!
Wooldoor: (mocking) I don't want to die! I don't want to die! (normal) I don't want to f(bleep)cking hear - (makes weird noises; the old man escapes)
| Spanky: (off screen; to baby) Hey, baby. How about a formula with that shake!
| Toot: (drunk) Baby, your grounded. (baby flips her off) Hey, watch the language you filthy whore. Don't make me wash out my mouth with ham. (does so)
| Toot: I felt bad for yelling at baby. I decided to site down and have a real talk with her. Woman to filthy whore.
| Wooldoor: This note still doesn't make any sense, Spanky. How do your horribly penis somebody?
Spanky: Alright, but I'm only gonna show you this one more time. (unzips shorts)
| Wooldoor: Wait, I got an idea. Maybe if we filled in the blanks with words other than "penis," the Mad Libber's note would make more sense.
Spanky: That's crazy, Wooldoor. Just crazy enough to penis.
| Toot: Where were you? Since ou've been gone, I've been so drunk. I mean wasted. No, no, no, sh(bleep)t faced. Yeah, that's it. Sh(bleep)t faced.
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Back to the Future (Movie)
Summary: The movie was about a teenage boy named Marty McFly who accidentally went back in time in a DeLorean that a man called Doc created. He had to make sure his parents got together or he would fade out of existence.
Reference: Wooldoor travels in a DeLorean as well. When future Wooldoor doesn't make it somewhere in time, he starts to fade away as well, and tells Doc that he was too late. Upon arriving, Wooldoor smashes into two Sockbats that were in the same position as Marty's parents.
| Batman (TV Show)
Summary: The TV show from the '60s was about Batman, played by Adam West, and Robin, played by Burt Ward, stopping crime in Gotham City.
Reference: Captain Hero and Wooldoor's relationship is similar to Batman and Robin's, and Wooldoor wears a similar costume to Robin. Also, the villains they face are alike and the title sequence was taken from the show. The Mid Libber is a reference to the Batman villain, the Mad Lib, whose clues were in the form of riddles.
| The Price is Right (TV Show)
Summary: It is a game show in which whoever guesses the closest to the actual price of an item, gets to keep it. Bob Barker would always end the episode telling viewers to neuter their pets to control the pet population.
Reference: The child services woman stands on the set of the show and urges the viewers to neuter Nicaraguan babies at the end of the episode.
| Casper (TV Show)
Summary: Casper was known as the friendly ghost, and always tried to make friends with other creatures but would have a hard time, seeing as he is a ghost.
Reference: Xandir called himself a really friendly ghost when he is shown covered in white semen.
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