(Sherlock feels compelled to talk about his arrangement with the Lynch sisters.)
Sherlock: If you must know, Watson, the Lynch sisters and I enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship.
Watson: If I must know? I didn't ask.
Sherlock: I get to study two specimens born into the world with exactly the same genetic material. In the Lynch's case there is seven major... They get the...
Watson: I didn't ask!
(A representative from the safe company asks Sherlock if he's familiar with their safe.)
Sherlock: Yes, the safe that you marketed as impregnable. Did you people learn nothing from the Titanic?
(Sherlock gets excited about being able to see the safe and leaves the rep sitting at the table)
Sherlock: We'll talk fee on the way, (Gets up while he's still talking) although I'm not sure that I have a rate for a job that's only going to take an hour or two.
(Sherlock gets frustrated when Batonvert tries to kick him out of the building.)
Sherlock: GreenStick, do you want your diamonds back or not?
(Sherlock hangs the painting about his fireplace.)
Watson: You stole a fifty million dollar painting!
Sherlock: I didn't steal it. I'm just delaying it's return. If I'm going to spend the night reading court transcripts I might as well do it in the company of a masterpiece.
(Sherlock tries to get Watson to bring him to dinner)
Sherlock: Search your conscience Watson, if you're truly comfortable going out to diner while I dream of chasing the dragon, then so be it. I have a transcript to read.
(Sherlock lays on a couch listening to very loud celebratory opera)
Sherlock: Oh, it's nearly finished. Don't turn it down I'm basking!
(Sherlock lays on the couch with his feet up against the wall)
Sherlock: It's this case Watson. It renews ones faith in the profession. It's a life of boundless surprises, detective work. (He gets up and happily strides to his wall of evidence and information)
Watson: Do I have to find you a drug test?
(Watson pours champagne down the drain while Sherlock sits at the table reflecting.)
Watson: So that means you might still be the smartest person in the world.
Sherlock: I would never suggest that.
Watson: Really? I think that's the first time I've ever heard you say anything remotely modest.
Sherlock: That's not modesty. There's just no reliable way to test the hypothesis.