Eli is doing laundry at his apartment and runs into a new tenant, Tessa. She starts to talk about her new life but Eli interrupts her to wonder why the dryer is making a loud rumbling noise. He finds himself on a runaway as a jet comes in to land. He yells and flinches, and Tessa quickly gets away from him...Read the full recap
Eli: The guy pays his rent on time and in full.
Patti: He won't stop bothering me, Eli. "Patti, the coffee machine is out of filters, Patti, the copier is jammed. Patti, the men's room is out of TP." I don't do TP.
Eli: You made that memorably and terrifyingly clear the day we met.
Nathan: "Lebakowski"? That's the best name you could come up with?
Frank: Frank Lebakowsoki is my legal name. "Chen" is my.. nom de needle.
Matt: You know, Paul, I am really gonna miss bumping into you in the men's bathroom. I have never felt so superior to another lawyer.
Patti: You told me to take care of Jim Norris. he doesn't like the soap in the men's room. He want hypoallegenic soap, also known as "white people can't do anything the easy way" soap.
Doug Stemple: I hope you guys have a Plan B.
Eli: I'm thinking of killing the judge.
Jordan: Let's leave that for a plan further down the alphabet. Judge Bortz's wife would miss him terribly.