Jack: I went back to check some of my own personal files and they've been classified. I mean they're my files!
Allison: It's not my fault that there are things about yourself that you're just not cleared to know.
Jack: Yeah, I'd hate to stumble across something that if I told me, I'd have to kill me, right? What's next? Are they going to classify the contents of my fridge? My, uhh, underwear drawer?
Allison: You think agents of a foreign government would be after your underwear?
Jack: Maybe... I can pretty up when I want to.

Zoe: Do you remember my cucumber outfit?
Jack: Mmhmm.
Zoe: Do you?
Jack: Yes. Zoe, you were the cutest cucumber in the garden!
Zoe: (laughs) ...I was a tomato! Actually.
Jack: ...Oh, yeah.

Jack: Now, back in your car.
Jason Anderson: Get back in yours.
Jack: Are we gonna have a problem?
Jason Anderson: Looks that way.
Jack: Yeah. Jo, this is Carter, we're gonna need some backup on Old Post Road. Somebody's in a lot of trouble!

Jack: I figured it all out, I know what you're up to.
Jason Anderson: In regards to?
Jack: I know you have a device that can create a wormhole or uhh, bend time or make you invisible - a wormholing, time-bending, invisibling device that shields you from the mind!
Nathan: Yes, he said 'invisibling'.