Jo: You designed a paintball battle plan?
Jim: Gimme that! You are in clear violation of the paintball rules of engagement!
Jo: Me? You've got a regiment of splatterbots ready to assault my rear flank!
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Jim: You in some kind of party?
Jack: No. No-no-no, no party, just, umm... trying to get some rest so thanks for checking in on me, Josefina.
Jo: Okay, see you tomorrow, Jack!
Jim: Good one!
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Jack: In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy's the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?!
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Jack: (after seeing the pizza guy get obliterated) S.A.R.A.H., have you lost your mind?!
B.R.A.D.: S.A.R.A.H.'s not here!
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B.R.A.D.: I am B.R.A.D.!
Henry: B.R.A.D.?
Nathan: I hope to God Fargo didn't program S.A.R.A.H. on top of B.R.A.D.
Beverly: (to Fargo) You built S.A.R.A.H. on top of B.R.A.D.?!
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Beverly: Must be a hundred degrees in here.
Fargo: Hotter! We're gonna die!
Beverly: Way to be reassuring, Fargo!
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Nathan: How can someone with such a high IQ be so clueless? Henry, you don't get to do what you do unless someone like me does what I do! You think it's easy shielding you from the politics so you can work the way you want to work? You think I was popular bringing you to Eureka in the first place?
Henry: I didn't ask to be brought here.
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Jack: The reason I do what I do... the reason I chose my job is to make a difference. I don't think I can do that here.
Allison: You have made a difference to a lot of people. (Jack scoffs) You've made a difference to me.
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Nathan: (sees Allison and Jack warming each other up) Ah, crap!
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Jim: If I'm right, this leads directly to the smart house.
Jo: And if you're wrong?
Jim: I'll release an unending torrent of raw sewage upon us!
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Jim: (referring to his gun) Grab my butt, Jo.
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Nathan: Come here... (goes to hug Henry)
Henry: (brushes Nathan off) What are you doing?!
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Jack: (sees Nathan and Henry hug each other) Oh, wow! That's just wrong!
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Beverly: Fargo, what are we doing?
Fargo: Making love, not war.
Beverly: I'm sorry, Fargo. Even if we're gonna die, it's never gonna happen!
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