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Andy starts to believe that Ephram will need more extracurricular activities to get into college, but Ephram only has his eye on one college: Julliard. Amy's parents are alarmed when Amy has no interest in college preparations while Bright's future is threatened by his poor grades. Meanwhile, Andy treats a cheerleader with ruptured breast implants.
John Beasley (Irv Harper), Debra Mooney (Edna Harper), and Stephanie Niznik (Nina Feeney) do not appear in this episode.
Harold: (to Stacy) Good day ... and enjoy your breasts!
Delia: Dad, can I wear this shirt?
Andy: Sure. Why not?
Delia: I can't remember if I wore it yesterday.
Andy: I don't think it matters in fourth grade, honey.
Andy: This is just to get ready to apply. We are so behind the curve here.
Eprham: What 'we' white man?
Bright: Who is that?
Page: Stacy Wilson. It's kinda hard to tell since...
Laynie: Since the hooter fairy paid her a visit