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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Everybody Hates the Pilot (Sep/22/2005) | | Chris Rock narrates as Brooklyn teenager Chris is uprooted from his school and bused to a white school two-hours away. There, Chris goes head-to-head with a bully, but is able to make a new friend in Greg during his first day. Meanwhile, Chris' father, Julius, and mother, Rochelle, talk about family finances. | | Guest Stars: Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, John Capodice as Bus Driver, Dannon Green as Mr. Corliss, Steve Paymer as Old Principal, Judy Krause as Bus Passenger, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Stevie Wonder -- I Wish | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Everybody Hates Keisha (Sep/29/2005) | | Rochelle hires Keisha to tutor Drew in math, giving Chris an opportunity to impress his next-door neighbor. But Chris' plans are thrown off when Keisha begins to make moves of her own. Meanwhile, Julius experiences an awkward moment when he mistakes Keisha's mother for his wife. | | Guest Stars: Deirdre Holder (1) as Woman, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, P. J. Marino (1) as Detective, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Vivian Smallwood as Older Woman, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Angela Sargeant as Middle-Aged Woman, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Eric Laneuville, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Kriss Turner, Chris Rock | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Everybody Hates Basketball (Oct/06/2005) | | Because he's African American, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant. | | Guest Stars: Maria Del Bagno as Ms. Martella, Robert Cicchini as Coach Brady, LaVan Davis as Preacher, Daniel Samonas as Ernie D, Clarence Williams III as Mr. Tate, Kem Saunders as Her Man, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Angelique Perrin as Skanky Woman, Annie McKnight as Woman, Hayden Bromberg as Kid, Shelby Young as Jennifer | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams, Chris Rock | | Songs: The Eurythmics -- Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Everybody Hates Sausage (Oct/13/2005) | | Fists, rumors and even "D" batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso (guest star Travis Flory) escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond (guest star Jude Ciccolella) to step in. Meanwhile, when Rochelle quits her job and money gets tight, Julius makes a deal on a crate of sausages so the family has meat on table, but Tonya refuses to touch a link. Later, Drew is inspired to take up karate after watching a kung-fu movie. | | Guest Stars: Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Ryan Heinke as Kid, Moises Arias as Kid, Tylor Chase as Kid, Benjamin Bryan as Kid, Jasmine Di Angelo as Kid, James Keane as Boss, Lynda Scarlino as Monitor, Brittney Whitaker as Tough Girl, Charles Emmett (1) as Principal, Susan Gallagher as Patron | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi | | | | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Everybody Hates Halloween (Oct/27/2005) | | Chris' plans to attend his neighbor Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother Rochelle makes him take his younger brother and sister trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg attempt to dodge holiday pranksters armed with rotten eggs at school. Later, Rochelle objects when cost-conscious Julius wants to give trick-or-treaters the generic "M and N's, " "Nickers" and "Gravy Ways" that he bought. | | Guest Stars: Tori Baker as 10-Year Old Girl, Wanda G. Welch as Woman, Dabir Snell as Kid #2, Bob Tyus as Man On Street, Carey Embry as Flamboyant Man #1, Gary Basaraba as Art, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, Baby Chris as Tyrel Williams, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, John Patti as Hood, Carole Goldman as Sophie, Tylen Williams as Baby Drew, Alex Brown as Earl, George Weiss Vando as Flamboyant Man #2, Pam Trotter as Heavyset Woman, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Jazz Raycole as Lisa, Antonio Fargas as Sweet Tooth, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Myzel Robinson as Fat Mike, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Julanne Chidi Hill as Woman #1, Jacqueline Mazarella as Teacher, Brittany Belt as Female Student, Eric Bivens-Bush as Neighbor, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond | Directors: Eric Laneuville, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Courtney Lilly, Rodney Barnes, Chris Rock | | Songs: Rick James & Smokey Robinson -- Ebony Eyes, Prince -- Little Red Corvette | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Everybody Hates the Babysitter (Nov/03/2005) | | When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night," they hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but when she keeps leaving to take care of personal business, Chris is forced to cover for her. Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle's romantic night out hits a few bumps when the restaurant doesn't accept their coupon and then the place gets robbed. | | Guest Stars: Sam Sarpong as Mario, Bee-Be Smith as Mrs. Sanders, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Alysia Joy Powell as Cashier, Elijah Kelley as Guy, Ted Lyde as Manager, Kelvin Brown (1) as Robber #2, Sean Allen Rector as Robber #1, Erica Hubbard as Yvette | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Ken Whittingham
Writer: Chris Rock, Alyson Fouse | | | | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Everybody Hates Food Stamps (Nov/17/2005) | | After Julius finds $200 in food stamps, Rochelle swallows her pride and goes to use them, but when a friend spots her at the grocery story, she panics and dips into the family's spending money instead. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg team up for a school science project, but clash when they realize that they have very different ideas on what constitutes a winning project. | | Guest Stars: Dierdre Holder (1) as Another Woman, Vivian Smallwood as Older Woman, Chelsea Renee Piatetsky as "Fight Kid", Mike Estime as Risky, Joseph Buttler as Doctor, Christopher Pressley as Julius (Age 9), Jennifer Der as Asian Kid, Betty Okino as Cashier, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Tasia Sherel as Pam, Michael Merton as Mr. Russo, Tayler Lynch as Nerd, Mario Quinonez, Jr. as Puerto Rican Boy | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Ali LeRoi, Chris Rock | | Songs: Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes -- Up Where We Belong | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Everybody Hates Greg (Nov/24/2005) | | Tired of constantly being blamed for Tonya’s mischief, Chris decides to hang out and play Atari at Greg's house after school without their parents' permission, but when Greg's dad comes home, Chris ends up hiding out in the closet to avoid getting busted. Meanwhile, Tonya must find innovative ways to stay out of trouble when she no longer has Chris at home to blame. | | Guest Stars: Tylen Williams as Baby Drew, Tyrel Williams as Baby Chris, Paul Darrigo as Uniform Cop, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, John Patti as Hood, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, Gary Basaraba as Art Wuliger | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Howard Gewirtz | | Songs: The Bee Gees -- Stayin' Alive | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Everybody Hates Christmas (Dec/15/2005) | | When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him the new Walkman cassette player that he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Drew spills the beans on Santa Claus to Tonya, making her question other things her parents have told her. | | Guest Stars: Julie Lancaster as Seg. Reporter, Drew Matthews as Little Boy, Zylan Brooks as Upset Woman, Zee James as Adult Tonya, Gil Glasgow (1) as Singing Man, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Dennie Gordon (1), Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse | | Songs: Tears For Fears -- Shout | | | | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - Everybody Hates Picture Day (Feb/02/2006) | | With Rochelle's help, Chris tries to find an outfit for his school picture so perfect that the other kids will finally think he's cool. Meanwhile, after Tonya refuses to apologize for breaking a toy, Drew retaliates by swiping one of her school shoes. Later, Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics to her neighbors. | | Guest Stars: Steve Paymer as Irwin, Lynette DuPree (1) as Customer #1, Charlene Lovings as Customer #3, Pam Trotter as Customer #2, Maria Quiban as Newscaster, Jordan Fox as Excited Girl, Les Bartok as Undercover Cop, Ben Levi as Kid #5, Aaron Sutton as Kid #4, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Nichelle Hines as Mrs. Dumas, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Roger Ranney as Photographer, Danaka Reaney as Kid #1, Geena White as Kid #2, Shane Arenal as Kid #3 | Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Kevin Garnett (1), Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams
Story: Kevin Garnett (1), Gregory Thompson (1) | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - Everybody Hates Valentine's Day (Feb/09/2006) | | While all the other kids at school are exchanging Valentine's Day cards, Chris receives a series of "I hate you" cards from the school bully, but love is in the air as he develops a "bus crush" on Tangee, a girl he regularly sees during his daily route. Later, Julius and Rochelle must deal with the unexpected romantic attention Drew and Tonya are getting. | | Guest Stars: Anna Pheil as Sexy Woman, Steve Seagren as Judge, Regan Metoyer as 19-Year-Old Girl, Denise Boutte as Mrs. Johnson, Cameron Broom as Hip Hop Dancer, Diamond Dawn Cook (1) as Beautiful Woman, Vince Melocchi as Joy's Dad, Robert Kariakin as 30-Year-Old Greg, Zee James as Adult Tonya, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Raven Goodwin as Tangee, Daniel Smith (2) as Clyde, Blake Hightower as James, Cassidy Lehrman (1) as Joy, J. D. Hall (1) as Bus Driver | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Millicent Shelton
Writer: Lance Crouther, Chris Rock | | | |
| 15 :01x15 - Everybody Hates the Lottery (Feb/16/2006) | | At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims to be the greatest "Asteroids" player in Bed Stuy, until he meets his match and has to defend his title. Meanwhile, to pay the heating bill, Julius and Rochelle have to both give up their guilty pleasures -- chocolate and lottery tickets -- but deprivation soon sends both out searching for a secret "fix." | | Guest Stars: Wanda G. Welch as Dental Patient, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Vietnam Vet, Ali LeRoi as TV Announcer, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Mario Luis Herrera as Jorge, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris | Directors: Millicent Shelton, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Lance Crouther, Chris Rock | | Songs: Joey Scarbury -- Believe It or Not | | | | | | |
| 17 :01x17 - Everybody Hates Funerals (Mar/23/2006) | | When Rochelle's father Gene dies unexpectedly while in town for a visit, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned when Rochelle acts as if nothing's wrong. Meanwhile, with her family staying at their house, Rochelle finds herself under constant criticism from her mother, Maxine, and when Rochelle won't defend herself, Chris comes to her rescue, shocking the rest of the family. | | Guest Stars: Ernest Thomas as The Funeral Director, Lauren London (1) as Monay, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris, Mike Estime as Risky, Karess Frederick as Teenage Rochelle, Tricia Delany as White Mother, Ikonastarr as Aunt Mousey, Earthquake as Michael, Jimmie Walker as Gene, Loretta Devine as Maxine, Monica Calhoun (1) as Charlotte, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello | Directors: Matt Shakman, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Alyson Fouse, Chris Rock | | | |
| 18 :01x18 - Everybody Hates Corleone (Apr/13/2006) | | Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking from his classmates, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the local middle school instead of Corleone Junior High, but when they say no, Chris tries to get himself expelled. Later, Julius is stinking the family out of the house, after starting a new job at a fish market. | | Guest Stars: Kool Moe Dee as Old School Teacher, Melvin Jackson, Jr. (1) as Bully #1, Tyrone Granderson Jones (1) as Bully #2, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Bum, Tyler Kremer as White Kid, Kelli Barksdale as Slapped Student, Dan Leegant as Hebrew School Teacher, Alison Frazier as Performing Arts Teacher, Tim Meadows as Soul Train Teacher, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Brooke MacKenzie as Sydney, Cary Thompson as Bulletproof Vest Teacher, Josh Clark (1) as Chemistry Teacher | Directors: Chris Rock, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Felicia D. Henderson, Chris Rock | | Songs: Bill Withers -- Lovely Day | | | |
| 19 :01x19 - Everybody Hates Drew (Apr/20/2006) | Hoping that he can finally excel at something and outperform his little brother Drew, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons.
Meanwhile, Julius relents and gives Tonya money to go the hair salon after Rochelle nearly gives her daughter third-degree burns with the hot comb, but the parents quickly regret the decision when Tonya gets a lesson in gossiping from Vanessa and the other ladies at the salon. | | Guest Stars: Simone Battle as Girl #2, Brianna Hollins as Girl #3, Vivian Smallwood as Woman with Walker, Jovan Roberts as Karate Student, Christopher Massey as Kid #1, Marquis Scott as Kid #2, Ca’Shawn Sims as Girl #1, Owen Smith as Man, Stoney Jackson as Mr. Jackson, Tasia Sherel as Pam, Tomiko Ly-Martinez as Yolanda, Jackée Harry as Vanessa, Jazz Raycole as Lisa, Courtenay Taylor as Ticket Seller | Director: Jerry Levine (1)
Story: Lance Crouther | Teleplay: Greg Thompson (1), Aron Abrams | | Songs: Nothing Gonna Stop Us Now -- Jefferson Starship | | | |
| 20 :01x20 - Everybody Hates Playboy (Apr/27/2006) | | After finding his father's Playboy Magazine, Chris decides to bring it to school, where bully Joey Caruso steals it, but when Chris and Greg attempt to get it back before Julius knows its missing, things go from bad to worse when the school principal confiscates it. Meanwhile, Julius finds out Rochelle is hiding money from him. | | Guest Stars: Mauricio Mendoza (1) as Man, Mario Quinonez, Jr. as Weasley Kid, Sam Mandel as Fischer, Sun Park as Clerk, Boo Boo Stewart as Kid, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Darrell Chapman as Liquor Kid, Terrence Flack as Barber, Blake Hightower as Gambling Kid, Danielle Roberts as Cigarette Girl, Mike Estime as Risky, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Director: Lev L. Spiro
Story: Ali LeRoi, Chuck Sklar | Teleplay: Chuck Sklar | | Songs: Salt-N-Pepa -- Push It, Ohio Players -- Rollercoaster | | | |
| 21 :01x21 - Everybody Hates Jail (May/04/2006) | When Chris' teacher announces a school cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington, Chris panics and turns to the Bed-Stuy crooks for selling tips, which gets him in trouble with the law.
Meanwhile, Julius surprises Rochelle with tickets to see "Dream Girls" for their anniversary, but when Drew and Tanya get sick with the chicken pox, Julius reluctantly volunteers to stay home. | | Guest Stars: Michael Carlton King (1) as Heavy Man, Kiyoko as Thin Woman, Michael Emanuel as Truck Driver, Mark Tomesek as Passerby, Owen Smith as Gunman, John Ciccolini as Cop, Kelly Heyer as Girl Scout, Darius Dudley as Desk Sergeant, Blake Clark as Russo, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Mike Estime as Risky, Gerald Emerick as Window Man, Hugh Dane as Wino, Vivian Smallwood as Customer | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Andrew Orenstein | | Songs: Eddy Grant -- Electric Avenue, Patti LaBelle -- Lady Marmelade | | | |
| 22 :01x22 - Everybody Hates Father's Day (May/11/2006) | | When Julius decides that the best Father's Day gift he can receive is spending the day alone, an upset Rochelle decides to take the kids out to places Julius would never go. Meanwhile, Chris is determined to find the perfect gift for his father. | | Guest Stars: Julie Dixon Jackson as White Mom, Vince Melocchi as White Dad, Ted Lyde as Restaurant Manager, Shon Little as Officer, Steve Seagren as Julius' Boss, Jeff Bowser as Ticket Man, Mike Estime as Risky, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris, Vivian Smallwood as Mother | Director: Ali LeRoi
Writer: Rodney Barnes, Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive, Stevie Wonder -- Isn't She Lovely, The Temptations -- Papa Was a Rolling Stone | | | |
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