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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Everybody Hates the Pilot (Sep/22/2005) | | Chris Rock narrates as Brooklyn teenager Chris is uprooted from his school and bused to a white school two-hours away. There, Chris goes head-to-head with a bully, but is able to make a new friend in Greg during his first day. Meanwhile, Chris' father, Julius, and mother, Rochelle, talk about family finances. | | Guest Stars: Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, John Capodice as Bus Driver, Dannon Green as Mr. Corliss, Steve Paymer as Old Principal, Judy Krause as Bus Passenger, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Reginald Hudlin
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Stevie Wonder -- I Wish | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Everybody Hates Keisha (Sep/29/2005) | | Rochelle hires Keisha to tutor Drew in math, giving Chris an opportunity to impress his next-door neighbor. But Chris' plans are thrown off when Keisha begins to make moves of her own. Meanwhile, Julius experiences an awkward moment when he mistakes Keisha's mother for his wife. | | Guest Stars: Deirdre Holder (1) as Woman, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, P. J. Marino (1) as Detective, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Vivian Smallwood as Older Woman, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Angela Sargeant as Middle-Aged Woman, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Eric Laneuville
Writer: Chris Rock, Kriss Turner | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Everybody Hates Basketball (Oct/06/2005) | | Because he's African American, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant. | | Guest Stars: Maria Del Bagno as Ms. Martella, Robert Cicchini as Coach Brady, LaVan Davis as Preacher, Daniel Samonas as Ernie D, Clarence Williams III as Mr. Tate, Kem Saunders as Her Man, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Angelique Perrin as Skanky Woman, Annie McKnight as Woman, Hayden Bromberg as Kid, Shelby Young as Jennifer | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams, Chris Rock | | Songs: The Eurythmics -- Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Everybody Hates Sausage (Oct/13/2005) | | Fists, rumors and even "D" batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso (guest star Travis Flory) escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond (guest star Jude Ciccolella) to step in. Meanwhile, when Rochelle quits her job and money gets tight, Julius makes a deal on a crate of sausages so the family has meat on table, but Tonya refuses to touch a link. Later, Drew is inspired to take up karate after watching a kung-fu movie. | | Guest Stars: Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond, Ryan Heinke as Kid, Moises Arias as Kid, Tylor Chase as Kid, Benjamin Bryan as Kid, Jasmine Di Angelo as Kid, James Keane as Boss, Lynda Scarlino as Monitor, Brittney Whitaker as Tough Girl, Charles Emmett (1) as Principal, Susan Gallagher as Patron | Directors: Lev L. Spiro, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Ali LeRoi, Chris Rock | | | | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Everybody Hates Halloween (Oct/27/2005) | | Chris' plans to attend his neighbor Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother Rochelle makes him take his younger brother and sister trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg attempt to dodge holiday pranksters armed with rotten eggs at school. Later, Rochelle objects when cost-conscious Julius wants to give trick-or-treaters the generic "M and N's, " "Nickers" and "Gravy Ways" that he bought. | | Guest Stars: Tori Baker as 10-Year Old Girl, Wanda G. Welch as Woman, Dabir Snell as Kid #2, Bob Tyus as Man On Street, Carey Embry as Flamboyant Man #1, Gary Basaraba as Art, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, Baby Chris as Tyrel Williams, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, John Patti as Hood, Carole Goldman as Sophie, Tylen Williams as Baby Drew, Alex Brown as Earl, George Weiss Vando as Flamboyant Man #2, Pam Trotter as Heavyset Woman, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Jazz Raycole as Lisa, Antonio Fargas as Sweet Tooth, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Myzel Robinson as Fat Mike, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Julanne Chidi Hill as Woman #1, Jacqueline Mazarella as Teacher, Brittany Belt as Female Student, Eric Bivens-Bush as Neighbor, Jude Ciccolella as Dr. Raymond | Directors: Eric Laneuville, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Rodney Barnes, Courtney Lilly, Chris Rock | | Songs: Rick James & Smokey Robinson -- Ebony Eyes, Prince -- Little Red Corvette | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Everybody Hates the Babysitter (Nov/03/2005) | | When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night," they hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but when she keeps leaving to take care of personal business, Chris is forced to cover for her. Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle's romantic night out hits a few bumps when the restaurant doesn't accept their coupon and then the place gets robbed. | | Guest Stars: Sam Sarpong as Mario, Bee-Be Smith as Mrs. Sanders, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Alysia Joy Powell as Cashier, Elijah Kelley as Guy, Ted Lyde as Manager, Kelvin Brown (1) as Robber #2, Sean Allen Rector as Robber #1, Erica Hubbard as Yvette | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Ken Whittingham
Writer: Chris Rock, Alyson Fouse | | | | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Everybody Hates Food Stamps (Nov/17/2005) | | After Julius finds $200 in food stamps, Rochelle swallows her pride and goes to use them, but when a friend spots her at the grocery story, she panics and dips into the family's spending money instead. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg team up for a school science project, but clash when they realize that they have very different ideas on what constitutes a winning project. | | Guest Stars: Dierdre Holder (1) as Another Woman, Vivian Smallwood as Older Woman, Chelsea Renee Piatetsky as "Fight Kid", Mike Estime as Risky, Joseph Buttler as Doctor, Christopher Pressley as Julius (Age 9), Jennifer Der as Asian Kid, Betty Okino as Cashier, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Tasia Sherel as Pam, Michael Merton as Mr. Russo, Tayler Lynch as Nerd, Mario Quinonez, Jr. as Puerto Rican Boy | Directors: Jerry Levine (1), Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes -- Up Where We Belong | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Everybody Hates Greg (Nov/24/2005) | | Tired of constantly being blamed for Tonya’s mischief, Chris decides to hang out and play Atari at Greg's house after school without their parents' permission, but when Greg's dad comes home, Chris ends up hiding out in the closet to avoid getting busted. Meanwhile, Tonya must find innovative ways to stay out of trouble when she no longer has Chris at home to blame. | | Guest Stars: Tylen Williams as Baby Drew, Tyrel Williams as Baby Chris, Paul Darrigo as Uniform Cop, Shon Little as Uniform Cop, John Patti as Hood, Aydiee Vaughn as Customer, Gary Basaraba as Art Wuliger | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Howard Gewirtz, Chris Rock | | Songs: The Bee Gees -- Stayin' Alive | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Everybody Hates Christmas (Dec/15/2005) | | When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him the new Walkman cassette player that he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Drew spills the beans on Santa Claus to Tonya, making her question other things her parents have told her. | | Guest Stars: Julie Lancaster as Seg. Reporter, Drew Matthews as Little Boy, Zylan Brooks as Upset Woman, Zee James as Adult Tonya, Gil Glasgow (1) as Singing Man, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Dennie Gordon (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse | | Songs: Tears For Fears -- Shout | | | | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - Everybody Hates Picture Day (Feb/02/2006) | | With Rochelle's help, Chris tries to find an outfit for his school picture so perfect that the other kids will finally think he's cool. Meanwhile, after Tonya refuses to apologize for breaking a toy, Drew retaliates by swiping one of her school shoes. Later, Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics to her neighbors. | | Guest Stars: Steve Paymer as Irwin, Lynette DuPree (1) as Customer #1, Charlene Lovings as Customer #3, Pam Trotter as Customer #2, Maria Quiban as Newscaster, Jordan Fox as Excited Girl, Les Bartok as Undercover Cop, Ben Levi as Kid #5, Aaron Sutton as Kid #4, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Nichelle Hines as Mrs. Dumas, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Roger Ranney as Photographer, Danaka Reaney as Kid #1, Geena White as Kid #2, Shane Arenal as Kid #3 | Director: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Kevin Garnett (1), Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams
Story: Kevin Garnett (1), Gregory Thompson (1) | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - Everybody Hates Valentine's Day (Feb/09/2006) | | While all the other kids at school are exchanging Valentine's Day cards, Chris receives a series of "I hate you" cards from the school bully, but love is in the air as he develops a "bus crush" on Tangee, a girl he regularly sees during his daily route. Later, Julius and Rochelle must deal with the unexpected romantic attention Drew and Tonya are getting. | | Guest Stars: Anna Pheil as Sexy Woman, Steve Seagren as Judge, Regan Metoyer as 19-Year-Old Girl, Denise Boutte as Mrs. Johnson, Cameron Broom as Hip Hop Dancer, Diamond Dawn Cook (1) as Beautiful Woman, Vince Melocchi as Joy's Dad, Robert Kariakin as 30-Year-Old Greg, Zee James as Adult Tonya, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Raven Goodwin as Tangee, Daniel Smith (2) as Clyde, Blake Hightower as James, Cassidy Lehrman (1) as Joy, J. D. Hall (1) as Bus Driver | Directors: Millicent Shelton, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Lance Crouther | | | |
| 15 :01x15 - Everybody Hates the Lottery (Feb/16/2006) | | At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims to be the greatest "Asteroids" player in Bed Stuy, until he meets his match and has to defend his title. Meanwhile, to pay the heating bill, Julius and Rochelle have to both give up their guilty pleasures -- chocolate and lottery tickets -- but deprivation soon sends both out searching for a secret "fix." | | Guest Stars: Wanda G. Welch as Dental Patient, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Vietnam Vet, Ali LeRoi as TV Announcer, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Mario Luis Herrera as Jorge, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Millicent Shelton
Writer: Lance Crouther, Chris Rock | | Songs: Joey Scarbury -- Believe It or Not | | | | | | |
| 17 :01x17 - Everybody Hates Funerals (Mar/23/2006) | | When Rochelle's father Gene dies unexpectedly while in town for a visit, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned when Rochelle acts as if nothing's wrong. Meanwhile, with her family staying at their house, Rochelle finds herself under constant criticism from her mother, Maxine, and when Rochelle won't defend herself, Chris comes to her rescue, shocking the rest of the family. | | Guest Stars: Ernest Thomas as The Funeral Director, Lauren London (1) as Monay, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris, Mike Estime as Risky, Karess Frederick as Teenage Rochelle, Tricia Delany as White Mother, Ikonastarr as Aunt Mousey, Earthquake as Michael, Jimmie Walker as Gene, Loretta Devine as Maxine, Monica Calhoun (1) as Charlotte, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila Ridenhour, Aree Davis as Keisha Ridenhour, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello | Directors: Tamra Davis (1), Matt Shakman
Writer: Alyson Fouse, Chris Rock | | | |
| 18 :01x18 - Everybody Hates Corleone (Apr/13/2006) | | Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking from his classmates, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the local middle school instead of Corleone Junior High, but when they say no, Chris tries to get himself expelled. Later, Julius is stinking the family out of the house, after starting a new job at a fish market. | | Guest Stars: Kool Moe Dee as Old School Teacher, Melvin Jackson, Jr. (1) as Bully #1, Tyrone Granderson Jones (1) as Bully #2, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Bum, Tyler Kremer as White Kid, Kelli Barksdale as Slapped Student, Dan Leegant as Hebrew School Teacher, Alison Frazier as Performing Arts Teacher, Tim Meadows as Soul Train Teacher, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Brooke MacKenzie as Sydney, Cary Thompson as Bulletproof Vest Teacher, Josh Clark (1) as Chemistry Teacher | Directors: Chris Rock, Tamra Davis (1)
Writer: Chris Rock, Felicia D. Henderson | | Songs: Bill Withers -- Lovely Day | | | |
| 19 :01x19 - Everybody Hates Drew (Apr/20/2006) | Hoping that he can finally excel at something and outperform his little brother Drew, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons.
Meanwhile, Julius relents and gives Tonya money to go the hair salon after Rochelle nearly gives her daughter third-degree burns with the hot comb, but the parents quickly regret the decision when Tonya gets a lesson in gossiping from Vanessa and the other ladies at the salon. | | Guest Stars: Simone Battle as Girl #2, Brianna Hollins as Girl #3, Vivian Smallwood as Woman with Walker, Jovan Roberts as Karate Student, Christopher Massey as Kid #1, Marquis Scott as Kid #2, Ca’Shawn Sims as Girl #1, Owen Smith as Man, Stoney Jackson as Mr. Jackson, Tasia Sherel as Pam, Tomiko Ly-Martinez as Yolanda, Jackée Harry as Vanessa, Jazz Raycole as Lisa, Courtenay Taylor as Ticket Seller | Director: Jerry Levine (1)
Story: Lance Crouther | Teleplay: Aron Abrams, Greg Thompson (1) | | Songs: Nothing Gonna Stop Us Now -- Jefferson Starship | | | |
| 20 :01x20 - Everybody Hates Playboy (Apr/27/2006) | | After finding his father's Playboy Magazine, Chris decides to bring it to school, where bully Joey Caruso steals it, but when Chris and Greg attempt to get it back before Julius knows its missing, things go from bad to worse when the school principal confiscates it. Meanwhile, Julius finds out Rochelle is hiding money from him. | | Guest Stars: Mauricio Mendoza (1) as Man, Mario Quinonez, Jr. as Weasley Kid, Sam Mandel as Fischer, Sun Park as Clerk, Boo Boo Stewart as Kid, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Darrell Chapman as Liquor Kid, Terrence Flack as Barber, Blake Hightower as Gambling Kid, Danielle Roberts as Cigarette Girl, Mike Estime as Risky, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | Director: Lev L. Spiro
Story: Chuck Sklar, Ali LeRoi | Teleplay: Chuck Sklar | | Songs: Salt-N-Pepa -- Push It, Ohio Players -- Rollercoaster | | | |
| 21 :01x21 - Everybody Hates Jail (May/04/2006) | When Chris' teacher announces a school cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington, Chris panics and turns to the Bed-Stuy crooks for selling tips, which gets him in trouble with the law.
Meanwhile, Julius surprises Rochelle with tickets to see "Dream Girls" for their anniversary, but when Drew and Tanya get sick with the chicken pox, Julius reluctantly volunteers to stay home. | | Guest Stars: Michael Carlton King (1) as Heavy Man, Kiyoko as Thin Woman, Michael Emanuel as Truck Driver, Mark Tomesek as Passerby, Owen Smith as Gunman, John Ciccolini as Cop, Kelly Heyer as Girl Scout, Darius Dudley as Desk Sergeant, Blake Clark as Russo, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Keesha Sharp as Sheila, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello, Mike Estime as Risky, Gerald Emerick as Window Man, Hugh Dane as Wino, Vivian Smallwood as Customer | Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Andrew Orenstein | | Songs: Eddy Grant -- Electric Avenue, Patti LaBelle -- Lady Marmelade | | | |
| 22 :01x22 - Everybody Hates Father's Day (May/11/2006) | | When Julius decides that the best Father's Day gift he can receive is spending the day alone, an upset Rochelle decides to take the kids out to places Julius would never go. Meanwhile, Chris is determined to find the perfect gift for his father. | | Guest Stars: Vivian Smallwood as Mother, Julie Dixon Jackson as White Mom, Vince Melocchi as White Dad, Ted Lyde as Restaurant Manager, Shon Little as Officer, Steve Seagren as Julius' Boss, Jeff Bowser as Ticket Man, Mike Estime as Risky, Antonio Fargas as Mr. Harris | Director: Ali LeRoi
Writer: Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes | | Songs: Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive, Stevie Wonder -- Isn't She Lovely, The Temptations -- Papa Was a Rolling Stone | | | |
Season 2 | | | | | | |
| 25 :02x03 - Everybody Hates Elections (Oct/16/2006) | | Chris tries to write a campaign speech to win votes for class president; Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends; Drew finds money that Rochelle lost and spends it. | Director: Ali LeRoi
Writer: Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Queen with David Bowie -- Under Pressure | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 29 :02x07 - Everybody Hates Promises (Nov/13/2006) | | Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it. | Director: Millicent Shelton
Writer: Chuck Sklar | | | |
| 30 :02x08 - Everybody Hates Thanksgiving (Nov/20/2006) | When Julius' successful younger brother joins the family for Thanksgiving, Julius gets in the competitive spirit, determined to make the perfect meal. However, things go badly after Rochelle realizes they forgot to put the turkey in the oven and Chris burns the family-favorite macaroni and cheese.
| | Guest Stars: Wayne Brady as Uncle Louis, Jackée Harry as Vanessa | Director: Matt Shackman
Writer: Alyson Fouse | | | |
| 31 :02x09 - Everybody Hates Superstition (Nov/27/2006) | | After Julius lends Chris a pair of lucky socks, Chris begins to notice that he can do no wrong. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya decide to play their parents, Rochelle and Julius, against each other. Drew enters his school's talent show, but no one in the family has the heart to tell him he has a bad voice. | | Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa, Joe Gieb as Little Person, Ralph P. Martin as Bus Driver, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, Jacqueline Mazarella as Mrs. Morello | Director: Debbie Allen
Writer: Adam Lorenzo | | Songs: New Edition -- Candy Girl (Music only), Madonna -- Lucky Star | | | |
| 32 :02x10 - Everybody Hates Kris (Dec/11/2006) | | Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris, who helps him see how blessed he really is. | Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Adrienne Carter (2) | | | | | | |
| 34 :02x12 - Everybody Hates Hall Monitors (Jan/29/2007) | Hoping to get more respect from his classmates and to stop being Caruso's punching bag, Chris signs up to be a hall monitor. However, when the kids still don't take him seriously, Greg suggests that Chris step up his game. Unfortunately, his newfound power as hall monitor goes right to his head, even threatening his friendship with Greg. Tonya discovers that her girlfriends are only hanging out with her to get closer to Drew.
A sleep-deprived Julius struggles to get a little peace and quiet when he can't seem to escape Rochelle and her constant complaints about her new job.
Source: TheCW.com | | Songs: Harold Faltermeyer -- Axel F. | | | |
| 35 :02x13 - Everybody Hates Snow Day (Feb/05/2007) | When Chris accidentally shows up for school on a "snow day," he and Principal Edwards (Alexander) are stuck with each other until they can reach Chris' parents. Back at home, Julius realizes that Chris is missing and sets out on foot to find him. Meanwhile, when Rochelle finds herself the victim of a subway robbery, she can't help but give the criminal a piece of her mind - and she has plenty to say.
| | Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Principal Edwards | | Songs: J Geils Band -- Freeze Frame | | | |
| 36 :02x14 - Everybody Hates the Substitute (Feb/12/2007) | A scholarly substitute teacher makes Chris' life a living hell by holding him to a higher standard than his classmates. Meanwhile, Tonya learns that she can always get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her, and Mr. Omar gets on Julius' last nerve when he takes advantage of his neighborly generosity. Todd Bridges plays Doc's nephew, Monk.
Source: CW | | | | | | | | | |
| 39 :02x17 - Everybody Hates DJs (Mar/19/2007) | When the neighborhood DJ is arrested in the middle of a party, Chris steps in for him and proves to be a huge hit with the crowd. Unfortunately, his new career takes a bad turn when he borrows his mom's James Brown album and accidentally scratches it. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew to a magic show, but passes out when he sees a rabbit - a phobia dating back to his childhood.
Source: CW | Director: Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Rodney Barnes | | | |
| 40 :02x18 - Everybody Hates Baseball (Mar/26/2007) | Chris is put in a difficult position when he must choose between going to a baseball game with his dad and Drew and going to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle is overcome with motherly guilt after she realizes she forgot to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club, and Rochelle's freeloading brother, Michael, asks Vanessa on a date, but has to borrow money from Julius to pay for it.
Source: CW | | Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | Director: Ali LeRoi
Writer: Chuck Sklar | | | |
| 41 :02x19 - Everybody Hates Gambling (Apr/23/2007) | Chris becomes Bed-Stuy's favorite odds-maker after Doc discovers he has a natural talent for predicting a game's outcome. However, Chris' lucky streak comes to a crashing halt when a bookie, Paulie, shows up at Chris' front door. Meanwhile, Tonya decides it's about time she beat Drew at checkers, and Julius goes behind Rochelle's back and places a bet on the upcoming basketball game, not realizing it's his son - Chrissy the Black - calling the shots.
Source: CW | | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | Director: Jason Alexander (1)
Writer: Aeysha Carr | | | |
| 42 :02x20 - Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes (Apr/30/2007) | After secretly listening to his parents' comedy albums, Chris tries out some dirty jokes on his classmates and discovers that making people laugh is the key to popularity, but his teacher has a different take on the situation. Rochelle decides the best way to get her mother, Maxine, out of her business is to find her a man, and Drew begins getting unwanted attention from a girl in the neighborhood.
Source: CW | | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | | Director: Keith Truesdell | | | |
| 43 :02x21 - Everybody Hates Math (May/07/2007) | With Chris' entire class counting on him to master algebra in time for a math competition, Rochelle takes it upon herself to tutor Chris. Unfortunately, Rochelle's teaching style doesn't do the trick, so Chris is forced to secretly meet with Rochelle's mother, Maxine, a former algebra teacher. Meanwhile, when Drew accidentally breaks Julius' favorite chair, Tonya takes the fall for him, but it turns out the good deed comes with a hefty price tag attached.
Source: CW | Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Devon Shepard | | | |
| 44 :02x22 - Everybody Hates the Last Day (May/14/2007) | With the end of the school year fast approaching, Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso to pay him back for making Chris' life miserable for the past two years. Julius insists on fixing Mr. Omar's clogged sink himself rather than calling an expensive plumber, but he only ends up making the situation worse and is reported to the housing authority as a result. Drew can't resist wearing his cap and gown around the house and out to play, despite Rochelle's strict orders not to wear it before graduation.
Source: CW | | Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Julie Lancaster as Newswoman, Jacqueline Mazarella as Ms. Morello, Todd Bridges as Monk, Pat Asanti as Plumber, Lynda Scarlino as Mrs. Milone, Travis Flory as Joey Caruso, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Kill Moves | Director: Kelsey Grammer
Writer: Rodney Barnes | | Songs: A Flock of Seagulls -- I Ran (So Far Away), Alice Cooper -- School's Out | | | |
Season 3 | | | | | | | | | |
| 48 :03x04 - Everybody Hates Blackie (Oct/22/2007) | | Chris is allowed to get a dog after his family's apartment is robbed, and he's charged with training it to be a guard dog. Meanwhile, since the TV was stolen, Drew and Tonya start making prank phone calls to pass the time. | | Guest Stars: Randy Thompson as Mr. Carter, J. B. Smoove as Manny, Will Morales as Carlos, Vivian Smallwood as Older Woman, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Kill Moves, Paige Hurd as Tasha, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, P. J. Marino (1) as Detective, Shon Little as Uniform Cop | Director: Victor Nelli, Jr.
Writer: Adrienne Carter (2) | | Songs: George Clinton -- Atomic Dog, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam -- I wonder If I Take You Home, James Brown (1) -- Living in America | | | | | | | | | |
| 52 :03x07 - Everybody Hates Houseguests (Nov/12/2007) | | Chris is angered by the attention given to Greg from Rochelle when he stays at their home while his father leaves town for the week. Meanwhile, Julius new job as a cab driver brings him adventure when he drives a passenger to Las Vegas, who happens to be a bank robber. | Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Frank Sebastiano | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 58 :03x14 - Everybody Hates Easter (Mar/23/2008) | | Since Tasha had broken up with her boyfriend, Chris agrees to accompany her to an Easter pageant. Rochelle's hopes of winning the Easter hat-off competition for a fourth straight year may be dashed, since the owner of a hat shop has joined the contest. | | Guest Stars: Anna Maria Horsford as Hattie Mitchell, | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | | | |
| 59 :03x15 - Everybody Hates Gretzky (Mar/30/2008) | | After Drew learns that hockey great Wayne Gretzky is in town for a hockey game, he and Chris skip school in hopes of gaining his autograph. Julius and Rochelle go on a search for them after discovering they had skipped school. | | | |
| 60 :03x16 - Everybody Hates the BFD (Apr/06/2008) | | In hopes of earning enough money to buy tickets for a Run-DMC concert, Chris signs up for a Black Funeral Directors' scholarship sponsored by Mr. Omar, but finds the work deathly tiring. Meanwhile, an arm injury has Rochelle getting others to do her work for her. | | Guest Stars: Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, Anna Maria Horsford as Hattie Mitchell | | | |
| 61 :03x17 - Everybody Hates Ex-Cons (Apr/13/2008) | | Malvo, a career criminal recently released from prison, is helped by Chris to get into his school so he can make something of himself. Also, Rochelle helps a mom learn to handle her unruly daughter. Meanwhile, Julius is a long time Dodgers fan and is distraught to learn Drew follows the Mets, and the two make a bet on which team will win the three game series they are playing. | | Guest Stars: Shar Jackson as Allison, Todd Bridges as Monk | | Director: Debbie Allen | | Songs: Inner Circle -- Bad Boys, Whitney Houston -- The Greatest Love of All | | | |
| 62 :03x18 - Everybody Hates Earth Day (Apr/20/2008) | | Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking her mother, causing Rochelle to try and stop yelling anymore. | | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | | | |
| 63 :03x19 - Everybody Hates Being Cool (Apr/27/2008) | | Chris is suspended from school after being caught with cigarettes, hoping to become one of the "cool kids." Tonya plans to blackmail him after intercepting the call from the school. Rochelle schemes to get back at Julius by parading around in suggestive clothing, after he decides to keep a coat he received from an ex-girlfriend. | | Guest Stars: Christina DeRosa as Trixie | Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Rodney Barnes | | | |
| 64 :03x20 - Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance (May/04/2008) | | Controversy ensues when Chris invites a white girl to a school dance as his date. Meanwhile, Tonya wants to take ballet lessons. | | Songs: Pachelbel -- Canon in D major, Madonna -- Express Yourself, Simply Red -- Holding Back the Years, Earth, Wind & Fire -- Let's Groove, Cameo -- Word Up | | | |
| 65 :03x21 - Everybody Hates Mother's Day (May/11/2008) | | Rochelle gets a rash from Chris' Mother's Day gift, a knockoff perfume of an expensive brand she wanted. Meanwhile, Julius is determined to get back one of Chris' old toys from charity after discovering it is a collector's item. | | | |
| 66 :03x22 - Everybody Hates Graduation (May/18/2008) | | Chris has finally finished with Junior high school, but his joy is tarnished when he discovers that his friend Greg will attend a different High school next year. Chris believes he can raise enough money to attend the same private school in which Greg will be attending. Meanwhile at home, Rochelle enlists Drew to be Tonya's ballet partner in her recital since her partner regular dance partner has been sidelined by an injury. | | | |
Season 4 |
| 67 :04x01 - Everybody Hates Tattaglia (Oct/03/2008) | As a first-time high school student, Chris is really looking forward to attending a school with some diversity. Unfortunately, when he arrives at school, he discovers that the school's new principal, Ms. Morello, has placed him in the only all-white homeroom.
Meanwhile, Rochelle helps Tonya land a job at Vanessa's beauty salon, but the customers don't take kindly to Tonya's brutally honest comments about their looks. | | Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa, B. J. Britt as Warren | Director: Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Robert Palmer -- Some Like It Hot | | | |
| 68 :04x02 - Everybody Hates Cake (Oct/10/2008) | | Chris makes a deal with a classmate, Angel. He will help Angel improve his grades in school and in return Angel will help Chris get the attention of Maria, his latest crush. Rochelle reluctantly does a good deed by befriending an ex-con, Peaches, who has moved back into the neighborhood. But her plan fails when Peaches won't leave Rochelle alone. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar leaves his fish with Drew and Tonya while he is away. | | Guest Stars: Hector A. Garcia as Angel, Tisha Campbell-Martin as Peaches, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Adrienne Carter (2) | | | | | | | | | |
| 71 :04x05 - Everybody Hates My Man (Oct/31/2008) | | Chris is rewarded for helping the school's star running back with his homework by getting a chance to hang out with the "Cool Kids." Greg tries to warn Chris about his own work, but he is too happy to care, that is until he fails an exam. Julius is hired for a new side job which has him moving dead bodies for a funeral home. But he soon finds himself in debt despite his new found windfall by buying gifts galore for his family and friends. | | Guest Stars: Katelyn Pacitto as Carole, Kara Pacitto as Carol, B. J. Britt as Star Running back, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar | Director: Jerry Levine (1)
Writer: Warren Hutcherson | | Songs: Jean Knight -- Mr. Big Stuff | | | |
| 72 :04x06 - Everybody Hates Doc's (Nov/07/2008) | | Doc's bossy girlfriend keeps sending Chris to do inane chores at the store, making his life miserable. Meanwhile, Julius gets in trouble when Rochelle finds a bra in his sock drawer in which Tonya had hid there so she wouldn't be caught wearing it to school, hoping to be noticed more. | | Special Guest Stars: Robin Givens as Stacy, | Guest Stars: Antonio Fargas as Doc | Director: Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Luisa Leschin | | | |
| 73 :04x07 - Everybody Hates Snitches (Nov/14/2008) | | Chris is hesitant about collecting a reward after witnessing a shooting outside of the movie theater since he was supposed to be keeping his eye on Tonya and Drew. Meanwhile, Julius takes Rochelle out on their anniversary to a Broadway musical, but the evening is a disaster. | | Guest Stars: B. J. Britt as Warren, | Co-Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | Director: Anton Cropper
Writer: Jason M. Palmer | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 77 :04x11 - Everybody Hates Mr. Levine (Jan/09/2009) | When Rochelle orders a copy of her birth certificate, she realizes that she is actually one year younger than she thought she was and decides to start living her life with a new, younger attitude. After a complete stranger helps Chris to safety during a city-wide blackout, Chris decides to repay the older man by getting him out to meet new friends.
Meanwhile, Greg feels like he has no identity after realizing that everyone at school knows him only as "Chris and Greg." | | Special Guest Stars: Steve Landesberg as Mr. Levine, | Guest Stars: Mari Morrow as Lisa Levine, Tisha Campbell-Martin as Peaches, Antonio Fargas as Doc, Todd Bridges as Monk, Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar, | Co-Guest Stars: Jeris Lee Poindexter as Kill Moves, Owen Smith as Bouncer | Director: Oz Scott
Writer: Ali LeRoi | | Songs: Janet Jackson -- Control (Music only), Ozzy Osbourne -- Crazy Train | | | | | | |
| 79 :04x13 - Everybody Hates Fake IDs (Jan/23/2009) | | In order to attend an age-restricted concert, Chris and Greg try to get themselves a fake ID. Elsewhere, Rochelle plans Julius' surprise party, and Drew tries returning a pair of faulty X-ray vision glasses he bought in the mail. | | | |
| 80 :04x14 - Everybody Hates PSATs (Jan/30/2009) | | Rochelle interrupts Chris' studying for his college entrance exams by making plans for the family to attend a social event. Also, Julius finds out there is a catch when he wins a new TV in a contest. | | Special Guest Stars: Kadeem Hardison as Judge Harry Watkins, | Guest Stars: Paul Ben-Victor as Mr. Thurman, | Co-Guest Stars: Nicole Clifford as Hannah, Anwar Mitchell as Effeminate Team Boy, Keith Pillow as Man, Raquel Giddings as Black Mother, Andy Wilson (1) as John Saxon Team Member, Michelle Park as Hiroshima Team Member, Joe DeVito as Store Clerk, Corey Holcomb as Black Moviegoer, Jacqueline Mazarella as Ms. Morello, Barry Livingston as AP Teacher, Jeris Lee Poindexter as Kill Moves, Kevontay Jackson as Jerome, Diamond Dawn Cook (1) as Collections Employee, Kelley Hazen as Moderator | Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Frank Sebastiano | | | |
| 81 :04x15 - Everybody Hates Boxing (Feb/06/2009) | | in hopes of defending himself from Caruso, Chris learns how to box. The new phone bill has Julius believing that Rochelle is having an affair. Meanwhile, an attractive new neighbor is flirting with Julius. | | Guest Stars: Travis Flory as Joey Caruso | | | |
| 82 :04x16 - Everybody Hates Lasagna (Mar/13/2009) | | Chris reluctantly agrees to hide away some marijuana for a fleeing crook, and now must find someplace to store it before he gets in trouble. Meanwhile, Peaches helps Rochelle learn a new computer system at the beauty salon. | | Guest Stars: Jackée Harry as Vanessa | | | | | | |
| 84 :04x18 - Everybody Hates the Car (Mar/27/2009) | | Chris passes his test for a driver's license and buys a car which is quickly stolen. While Rochelle searches for her hidden cigarette stash she discovers Julius' racing form. | | | |
| 85 :04x19 - Everybody Hates Back Talk (Apr/03/2009) | | Chris refuses to do his chores as a show of strength against him mother's strict rules, causing Rochelle to tell Julius that her son is disrespecting her. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar decides to say whatever is on his mind since he believes he is dying. | | Guest Stars: Ernest Thomas as Mr. Omar | Director: Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Kristi Korzec | | | |
| 86 :04x20 - Everybody Hates Tasha (Apr/24/2009) | | Chris is shocked when Tasha agrees to be his girlfriend. But he is even more shocked when he discovers how much of his free time would disappear by having a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers that Julius has been married before, and had never gotten a legal divorce. | | | |
| 87 :04x21 - Everybody Hates Bomb Threats (May/01/2009) | | Chris and his classmates must learn a famous speech from World War II and recite in in front of the history class as a punishment for causing a disruption in class. Feeling the speech is too long to memorize, Chris decides to call in a bomb threat to delay his presentation. Elsewhere, a customer claims to have put a voodoo curse on Rochelle after refusing to give customer a refund on her services. | Director: Keith Truesdell
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham (1), Suzie V. Freeman (1) | | | |
| 88 :04x22 - Everybody Hates the G.E.D. (May/08/2009) | | Chris tries his best not to be tardy for school today, because if he does he will be forced to repeat 10th grade. Meanwhile, Drew enters the Apollo talent contest, but discovers he has no talent. | | Songs: Bon Jovi -- Living on a Prayer | | | |
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