Narrator: It took me years to find out in order to get a women to do something you gotta tell them the opposite!
(Flashback to Rochelle serving Julius' dinner)
Rochelle: Here's your chicken!
(Rochelle throws Julius' food on the table)
Julius: And you better not get me dessert!
Rochelle: I get you what I want!

Narrator: The laundromat was a place where all the poor people went to...

Beautiful Woman: (to Drew) Call me when you're 18.

Banker: (To Rochelle) You can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card!
Rochelle: (Taking out another credit card) How about this one?

Narrator: Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.