Ray and Debra lie about falling down the stairs while having sex, so Frank tries to fix the stairs. He gets injured and Ray and Debra start to feel guilty.
At a college football game, Frank catches a record setting field goal, but refuses to give it back to the kicker. Soon he becomes a wanted man to sports fans.
Marie and Debra try to write a "family update" to brag how well they are doing. Everyone gets upset at their sections of the letter, so it ends up being a Marie and Debra update.
Ally's troupe leader, Peggy, and Ray get in a quarrel, which leads to a face off between Ray and the "cookie lady." Good thing Debra comes to rescue him.
At Lee and Stan's anniversary party, Ray and Debra start to do impressions of Frank and Marie. Later, they find out that Ray and Debra can't take a joke when Frank and Marie do impressions of them.
Debra is confused when she finds an old break-up tape addressed to Ray from college. They decide to share things from past relationships, but Ray is shocked when Debra has a whole box filled with gifts.
Ray and Frank find that Debra and Marie not speaking may not be so bad, when they exploit a loophole they find. Everything is great, until Robert tattles on them.
Ray and Debra recall their first time "doing it". Ray goes to Debra's house, but Marie catches on to what may happen, so she sends Father Hubley over to Debra's house.
