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Season 1
1 :01x01 - Pilot (Sep/13/1996)
The first episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. When Debra wants to spend her birthday with only her, Ray, and the kids, what will Ray tell his parents?
Guest Stars: Stephen Lee (2) as Leo, Daniele O’Loughlin as Carol, Drew Ferreira as Matthew, Justin Ferreira as Gregory
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
2 :01x02 - I Love You (Sep/20/1996)
Debra starts to wonder why Ray doesn't say "I love you" to her anymore.
Guest Stars: Susan Varon as Suzy, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Maggie Wheeler as Linda
Director: Paul Lazarus
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
3 :01x03 - Frank, the Writer (Oct/18/1996)
When Frank gets something he wrote submitted into Readers Digest, he tries to submit something to Ray's editor. Ray has to tell Frank how the editor says it was the "most embarrassing thing he had ever read".
Guest Stars: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1) as Himself, Kotoko Kawamura as Japanese Woman
Director: Paul Lazarus
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
4 :01x04 - I Wish I Were Gus (Sep/27/1996)
Ray gets nervous when he finds out that he has to speak at his favorite uncle Gus's funeral and an old family feud is brought up.
Guest Stars: Carmen Filpi as Ancient Guy, Marlena as Family Member, Joey Dente as Audience Member, Hugh Holub as Funeral Director, Jean Stapleton as Aunt Alda
Director: Paul Lazarus
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
5 :01x05 - Standard Deviation (Oct/04/1996)
Robert tricks Ray and Debra with fake I.Q. tests for his class experiment.
Guest Stars: Tom McGowan as Bernie, Maggie Wheeler as Linda
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
6 :01x06 - Look Don't Touch (Oct/11/1996)
Debra becomes jealous of a waitress who catches Ray's eye, and although the situation is perfectly innocent, his sense of paranoia soon blows everything all out of proportion.
Guest Stars: Susan Varon as Suzy, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Tina Arning as Angelina
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
7 :01x07 - Your Place or Mine? (Oct/28/1996)
Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and Debra while Frank enjoys being alone for once.
Director: Howard Storm
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
 
8 :01x08 - In-Laws (Nov/01/1996)
When Ray's in-laws come over, he begs Frank and Marie to be nice and understanding for once.
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Waren, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Wayne C. Dvorak as Maitre'd
Director: Alan Kirschenbaum
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
9 :01x09 - Win, Lose or Draw (Nov/08/1996)
Ray plays poker with his dad and his poker buddies and loses all his money. Debra and Marie beg Ray to ask for it back, but he is too stubborn.
Guest Stars: Murray Rubin as Eddie, Len Lesser as Garvin, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo
Director: Alan Kirschenbaum
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
10 :01x10 - Captain Nemo (Dec/13/1996)
Ray becomes captain of Nemo's basketball team after Robert quits, but realizes that his kids may be growing faster than he thought.
Guest Stars: Dave Attell as Dave, Andy Kindler as Andy, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Kevin James as Kevin
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
11 :01x11 - Turkey or Fish (Nov/22/1996)
Debra and Marie compete for best Thanksgiving meal when Debra makes fish and Marie makes turkey.
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Waren, Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Pearl Shear as Emma
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
12 :01x12 - Debra's Sick (Jan/03/1997)
Debra gets sick with the flu and Ray needs to take care of the kids.
Guest Stars: Curtis Blanck as Starting Kid, Hannah Swanson as Little Girl, Jonathan Chapin as Patient #2, Cynthena Sanders as Patient #1, Jack Blessing as Dr. Hammond, Terry Bradshaw as Himself
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Stephen Nathan
 
13 :01x13 - The Ball (Dec/20/1996)
Ray finds out that his old Mickey Mantle autographed ball is a fake.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Kevin James as Kevin
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Bruce Kirschbaum
 
14 :01x14 - Who's Handsome? (Jan/17/1997)
Ray finds out that Robert is more handsome than him.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Howard Storm
Writer: Carol Gary
 
15 :01x15 - The Car (Jan/31/1997)
Ray buys the old car where he first "got lucky", from his parents and Debra is stuck driving it.
Guest Stars: Kristin Bauer (1) as Lisa
Director: Howard Storm
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
16 :01x16 - The Game (Feb/21/1997)
Ray and the family play a game of "Scruples" when the cable goes out and get into many arguments.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Cable Guy
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
17 :01x17 - Diamonds (Feb/07/1997)
Ray attempts to secretly replace the fake diamond in Debra's wedding ring.
Guest Stars: Barry Bonds as Himself, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
18 :01x18 - Recovering Pessimist (Feb/28/1997)
Ray realizes that he is a pessimist, so when he tries to look on the bright side, his family is convinced that he is a bragger.
Guest Stars: Tom Paris as Announcer, Marv Albert as Himself, Katarina Witt as Herself, Tommy Lasorda as Himself
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
19 :01x19 - The Dog (Mar/03/1997)
Ray finds a dog but gives it to Robert. A problem is posed when the owner comes to pick it up...
Guest Stars: Patience Cleveland as Phyliss, Kristi Yamaguchi as Herself
Director: Rod Daniel
Writer: Bruce Kirschbaum
 
20 :01x20 - Neighbors (Mar/10/1997)
The neighborhood starts to get annoyed with Frank and Marie, so they complain to Ray and Debra.
Guest Stars: Tommy Lasorda as Himself, Don Perry as Priest, Patricia Belcher as Ruth, Steven Hack as Arthur, Cathy Ladman as Lilly, Lance E. Nichols as Mack
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
 
21 :01x21 - Fascinatin' Debra (Mar/17/1997)
A psychologist comes to interview Debra, but finds the rest of the Barones more fascinating, to Debra's dismay.
Guest Stars: Mary Kay Adams (1) as Dr. Nora, Desmond Howard as Himself
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
22 :01x22 - Why Are We Here? (Apr/07/1997)
Ray and Debra remember the good old days. Debra is having twins, and Robert is just getting married. Frank sells Ray and Debra a house, but guess who the neighbors are...Ray's mom and dad!
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Ray Romano (1)
 
Season 2
23 :02x01 - Ray's on TV (Sep/22/1997)
Ray stars on a tv show and is very nervous. Later, his family lies to him about doing a good job.
Guest Stars: Roy Firestone as Himself, James Worthy as Himself, Kevin James as Kevin, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Michael Lessac
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
24 :02x02 - Father Knows Least (Sep/29/1997)
Ray learns a new parenting technique in a class he is taking, but ends up using it on his parents.
Guest Stars: Linda Kash as Celia
Director: Michael Lessac
Writer: Lee Schneider
 
25 :02x03 - Brother (Oct/06/1997)
Ray takes Robert out for a night on the town. But after Robert starts to talk about feelings, Ray starts to wonder if it was a good idea.
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
26 :02x04 - Golf (Oct/20/1997)
Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, but soon he starts to feel guilty and has an anxiety attack.
Guest Stars: Kevin James as Kevin, Iqbal Theba as Dr. Sundram
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Ray Romano (1), Kevin James
 
27 :02x05 - Mozart (Oct/13/1997)
Ray has to learn to play the piano again for Marie, before Ally resumes to learn how to play the piano.
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
Songs: Andy Williams -- Love Story
 
28 :02x06 - Anniversary (Oct/27/1997)
After Franks and Marie's 40th anniversary, Ray is shocked to learn that his parents were separated for a year.
Guest Stars: Ethan Glazer as Young Robert, Monica Horan as Amy, Daniel Hansen (1) as Young Ray, Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
29 :02x07 - Working Late Again (Nov/03/1997)
Debra asks Ray to start working at home, but when he isn't getting any work done and the house starts to become a mess, she wants him to go back to work.
Guest Stars: Pat O'Brien (1) as Himself, Andy Kindler as Andy, Dave Attell as Dave, Christopher Michael Moore as Guy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
 
30 :02x08 - The Children's Book (Nov/10/1997)
Debra tries to write a children's book, but soon it becomes a competition between her and Ray.
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
31 :02x09 - The Gift (Nov/17/1997)
Ray gets Frank a big aquarium for his 65th birthday. After one fish dies, Frank starts to hate the gift. Ray thinks the fish are reminding Frank of his own mortality.
Guest Stars: John Lee (1) as Wo-Hop
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
32 :02x10 - High School (Nov/24/1997)
Ray goes to his high school reunion and is shocked to learn that Debra is one of the "cool people".
Guest Stars: Andrew Williams (3) as Cool Guy, Marty Rackham as Pete, Bob Odenkirk as Scott, Pamela Bowen as Jessica Bell, Brian Posehn as Warren
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
Songs: Funky Town -- Pseudo Echo
 
33 :02x11 - The Letter (Dec/08/1997)
Debra sends Marie a letter about all of her complaints. This soon leads to pandemonium in the family.
Guest Stars: Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Nora Dunn as Helen, Monica Horan as Amy, Kristen Trucksess as Gayle
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
34 :02x12 - Civil War (Jan/05/1998)
Ray enlists in a Civil War re-enactment to spend more time with his father, but ends up being on a different side.
Guest Stars: John F. O'Donohue as Harry
Director: Jeff Meyer (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
35 :02x13 - All I Want for Christmas (Dec/15/1997)
Ray and Debra want to celebrate Christmas in a different way, so Ray sends the kids to his parents house. But, Ray and Debra can't seem to get in the mood on Christmas.
Guest Stars: Christine Cavanaugh as Erin, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
36 :02x14 - Mia Famiglia (Jan/12/1998)
As a result of a school project, one of the Barone's relatives comes from Italy and Ray is amazed that there is someone in his family he can get along with.
Guest Stars: Argentina Brunetti as Zia Sarina, Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel, Mike Batay as Cab Driver, Vito D'Ambrosio as Language Teacher
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Cindy Chupack, Ethan Sandler
Songs: Paolo Citarella -- La Luna Mezzo 'O Mare
 
37 :02x15 - Marie's Meatballs (Jan/19/1998)
Debra gets cooking lessons with Marie, but Marie sabotages Debra's cooking so Raymond will still come over to her house.
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Susan Van Allen
 
38 :02x16 - The Checkbook (Feb/02/1998)
Ray wants to prove that he can balance the family check book, but soon, everything goes wrong and Ray must ask Robert for a loan.
Guest Stars: Tina Arning as Angelina, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
39 :02x17 - The Ride-Along (Feb/23/1998)
Ray goes on a ride along with Robert and Judy and is amazed when Robert risks his life to save Nemo from a stick-up.
Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd as Judy, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Tina Arning as Angelina, Susan Varon as Suzy
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
 
40 :02x18 - The Family Bed (Mar/02/1998)
Ally is convinced there are monsters in her bedroom, so Ray lets her sleep in their bed.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
41 :02x19 - Good Girls (Mar/09/1998)
Debra and Ray discover that Marie likes Amy better than Debra because Amy is a "good girl".
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Joyce Gittlin
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
42 :02x20 - T-Ball (Apr/06/1998)
Ray and Debra bring an "unapproved snack" to Ally's t-ball game. Ray tries to make it all better, but Debra wants him to be mean for once.
Guest Stars: Yolanda Snowball as Teacher, Jerry Hauck as Parent, Jenny Buchanan as Lisa, Dan Castellaneta as Brian
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
43 :02x21 - Traffic School (Apr/20/1998)
Robert pretends his family are his students in traffic school, with some help from his dummy named Timmy, who has some issues with the Barone family.
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
44 :02x22 - Six Feet Under (Apr/27/1998)
Ray is going through a mid-life crisis, so he creates a "Things to do before I die" List.
Guest Stars: Kevin James as Kevin, Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
45 :02x23 - The Garage Sale (May/04/1998)
A garage sale causes Ray to start thinking about having more kids, but Debra is unaware of Ray's plans.
Guest Stars: Richard Marion (1) as Don, Nick De Gruccio as Wendell, Susan Segal as Pregnant woman
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Ethan Sandler
 
46 :02x24 - The Wedding (1) (May/11/1998)
In this flashback episode, we see how Ray proposes to Debra. Five minutes after he does, he starts to worry if she wants to marry him or if she just wants a wedding.
Guest Stars: Charles Durning as Father Hubley, Robert Culp as Waren, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Tom McGowan as Bernie
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Ray Romano (1), Philip Rosenthal
 
47 :02x25 - The Wedding (2) (May/18/1998)
We see when Ray and Debra get married in this episode! Ray has cold feet, but a little joke makes him feel better.
Guest Stars: Kristen Trucksess as Bridesmaid, Fred Stoller as Gerard, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Andy Kindler as Andy, Kevin James as Kevin, Phil Leeds as Uncle Mel, Charles Durning as Father Hubley, Robert Culp as Waren
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Ray Romano (1)
 
Season 3
48 :03x01 - The Invasion (Sep/21/1998)
When Ray and Debra's house is being sprayed for termites, they must move in with Frank and Marie. They decide to give Ray's parents a taste of their own medicine.
Guest Stars: Matthew Kimbrough as Exterminator
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Ethan Sandler
 
49 :03x02 - Driving Frank (Sep/28/1998)
Frank gets in another car accident, so Debra decides that Frank can't drive with the kids in the car anymore.
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
50 :03x03 - The Sitter (Oct/05/1998)
Ray and Debra hire a babysitter and get so used to it, they go out every night.
Guest Stars: Senta Moses as Lisa, David Hunt (1) as Bill Parker
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Lee Schneider
 
51 :03x04 - Getting Even (Oct/12/1998)
After Ray gets a laugh at Debra's expense, she says that she will "get him back". Ray starts to worry, which causes more damage than her.
Guest Stars: John Daly (1) as Celebrity
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
52 :03x05 - Halloween Candy (Oct/26/1998)
Frank accidentally gives out unmentionables for Halloween, thinking they were chocolate coins.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Tina Arning as Angelina, Vinnie Buffolino as Dracula
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
53 :03x06 - The Visit (Oct/19/1998)
When Debra's mom comes for a visit, Debra is shocked to learn that she wishes her mom was more like Marie.
Guest Stars: Katherine Helmond as Lois
Director: Richard Marion (1)
Writer: Susan Van Allen
 
54 :03x07 - Moving Out (Nov/02/1998)
Robert finally decides to move out, but Ray finds out that he is living with an old couple almost identical to his parents.
Guest Stars: David Byrd as Harry Stipe, Anna Berger as Rita Stipe, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
55 :03x08 - The Article (Nov/09/1998)
Ray's dream (getting an article in Sports Illustrated) is met by his friend Andy. Ray is very jealous.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
56 :03x09 - The Lone Barone (Nov/16/1998)
Ray accidentally might have caused Robert to break up with Amy...again.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Kevin James as Doug
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
57 :03x10 - No Fat (Nov/23/1998)
Marie and Debra decide to make this Thanksgiving a diet one. Marie makes a tofu turkey, but everyone learns no fat equals no fun.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Ethan Sandler
 
58 :03x11 - The Apartment (Dec/07/1998)
When Robert moves into his new apartment, he learns that there are all kinds of cute women there to greet him. Ray starts to spend all his time at Robert's apartment, looking at the women.
Guest Stars: Kelly Rebecca Walsh as Jessica, Janelle Paradee as Sandy
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
59 :03x12 - The Toaster (Dec/14/1998)
Frank and Marie accidently trade in Ray's personal gift, so they must get it back from the store.
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Waren, Katherine Helmond as Lois, P. B. Hutton (1) as Exchange Lady, Peggy Doyle as Elderly Lady, Brenda Spohnholtz as Leann, Phil Abrams as Sales Clerk
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
60 :03x13 - Pants On Fire (Jan/18/1999)
Marie discovered that Ray had a wild party 20 years ago. That bumps Robert up to favorite son, which kills Ray.
Guest Stars: Bradley Warden as Drunk Kid
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
61 :03x14 - Ping Pong (Jan/11/1999)
Ray faces Frank in a ping pong competition and loses ten to nothing. But could he have been faking the whole thing?
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
62 :03x15 - Robert's Date (Feb/01/1999)
Robert goes out clubbing with Judy for a night, which gets him addicted to clubbing. Judy finally tells him that this is not who he is, and he stops.
Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd as Judy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
 
63 :03x16 - Frank's Tribute (Feb/08/1999)
Frank becomes "Man of the Year" and Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his speech. Sadly, Ray and Robert discover that no one has anything good to say about him.
Guest Stars: Al Eben as Lodge Member, Stuart Gold as Lodge Member, Ancel Cook as Lodge Member, Jack Axelrod (1) as Lodge Member, Greg Lewis as Lodge Member, Fred Ornstein as Lodge Member, John David Conti (1) as Abe, Charles C. Stevenson, Jr. (1) as Milt, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Len Lesser as Garvin, Allan Lurie as Lodge Member
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Eric Cohen
 
64 :03x17 - Cruising with Marie (Feb/15/1999)
When Frank "breaks" his leg, Ray must go with Marie on a cruise, where Marie pretends she is widowed.
Guest Stars: Jean Sincere as Merry Widow, Leigh Rose as Merry Widow, Beecey Carlson as Merry Widow, Sharon Houston as Mary Beth, Bobbie Norman as Thelma, Hiram Kasten (1) as Ted, Jack Betts as Walter
Director: Richard Marion (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
65 :03x18 - Ray Home Alone (Feb/22/1999)
Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, so Ray is forced to stay home alone.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Kevin James as Kevin, Leslie Windram as Aileen
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Ray Romano (1)
 
66 :03x19 - Big Shots (Mar/01/1999)
Ray and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame, but learn that the press visit was the day before.
Guest Stars: Harry Friedman as Man, Gene Arrington as Security Guard, Chip Heller as Police Officer
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Mike Haukom
 
67 :03x20 - Move Over (Mar/15/1999)
Ray is worried when Debra always has to be cuddling him or touching him when he is trying to sleep at night.
Guest Stars: Charles Durning as Father Hubley
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
68 :03x21 - The Getaway (Apr/05/1999)
Ray and Debra go on a vacation to Vermont, but both are so worried about having fun that they both end up having a mediocre time.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Lynn Milgrim as Cecily, Rick Hall (1) as Bill, Beth Skipp as Pam
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
69 :03x22 - Be Nice (May/03/1999)
Ray babysits the kids, which leads all the moms to think he is sweet. Debra wants to know why she doesn't get the same treatment at home.
Guest Stars: Kevin James as Doug, Jerry Lambert as Father, Stephanie Erb as Elise, Mary Jo Keenen as Lori
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
70 :03x23 - Working Girl (Apr/26/1999)
Debra decides to go out and get a job, which leaves Ray to fend for himself.
Guest Stars: Julie Hagerty as Charlotte
Director: Michael Zinberg
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
71 :03x24 - Dancing with Debra (May/10/1999)
Ray doesn't want to go dancing with Debra, so she goes dancing with Robert instead, which causes jealousy.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Jill Zimmerman (2) as Kristin, Jennifer Sciole as Swing Dancer
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
72 :03x25 - Robert Moves Back (May/17/1999)
Robert and Amy need someplace to stay when their apartment tenants catch them alone.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
73 :03x26 - How They Met (May/24/1999)
Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met 15 years ago including what Ray first thought of Debra's cooking.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Ray Romano (1)
 
Season 4
74 :04x01 - Boob Job (Sep/20/1999)
Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired "new and improved" breasts.
Guest Stars: Meeghan Holaway as Cheryl
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
75 :04x02 - You Bet (Oct/04/1999)
Franks starts to be nice instead of cheap and grumpy, and everyone is baffled by his new personality.
Guest Stars: Len Lesser as Garvin, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, John Del Regno as Sal, Monty Hoffman as Dominic
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
76 :04x03 - The Can Opener (Sep/27/1999)
Ray and Debra argue about a can opener and the rest of the family takes sides as to who is right.
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
77 :04x04 - Sex Talk (Oct/11/1999)
Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Lisa K. Nelson
 
78 :04x05 - The Will (Oct/18/1999)
Ray and Debra want Bernie and Linda to be the kid's guardians, which makes Marie and Robert very jealous.
Guest Stars: Tom McGowan as Bernie, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Gary Grossman as Mr. Atkins
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Michael Feldman (2)
 
79 :04x06 - The Sister (Oct/25/1999)
Debra is upset and confused when her hippie sister becomes a nun.
Guest Stars: Ashley Crow as Jennifer
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
80 :04x07 - Cousin Gerard (Nov/08/1999)
Ray's annoying cousins Gerard is hired to be Ray's assistant, and Debra explains how the two are very alike to a mortified Ray.
Guest Stars: Fred Stoller as Gerard
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Mike Haukom
 
81 :04x08 - Debra's Workout (Nov/15/1999)
Debra is trying to stay fit so she starts to work out more.
Guest Stars: Susan Varon as Suzy, Mark Dobies as Nick, Joseph V. Perry as Nemo, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Ray Romano (1)
 
82 :04x09 - No Thanks (Nov/22/1999)
Debra decides to try and cook with Marie for Thanksgiving, and Marie starts to like her more than Amy.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Jeremy Stevens
 
83 :04x10 - Left Back (Nov/29/1999)
Micheal might have to get held back a year in preschool, and Ray learns that he had the same fate when he was younger.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Diana-Maria Riva as Sarah
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
84 :04x11 - The Christmas Picture (Dec/13/1999)
Ray wants to take a family photo, but Debra and Marie have different meanings of a "family" photo.
Guest Stars: Lew Schneider as Steven Golden, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Robert Culp as Waren
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
85 :04x12 - What's With Robert? (Jan/10/2000)
Debra speculates that Robert may be gay, which explains his fear of commitment. Ray refuses to believe it.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Geoff Stults as Mailman
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Cindy Chupack
 
86 :04x13 - Bully on the Bus (Jan/17/2000)
Ray and Debra learn that Ally is bullying someone on the bus. They each have different solutions to the situation.
Guest Stars: Ja'net DuBois as Dottie, Steffani Brass as Girl at bus stop, Tommy Aquino as Kid, Andre Jamal Kinney as Kid
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
87 :04x14 - Prodigal Son (Jan/31/2000)
Ray doesn't want to go to Sunday mass, which makes everyone upset. When he finally does go though, he finds that his father doesn't even do anything but talk to his friends.
Guest Stars: Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Len Lesser as Garvin, Charles Durning as Father Hubley
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
88 :04x15 - Robert's Rodeo (Feb/07/2000)
Ray feels a lot of guilt, when he cancels plans to go out with Robert for a golfing trip and Robert gets injured in the line of duty.
Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd as Judy, Monica Horan as Amy, Christy L. Medrano as Nurse
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
89 :04x16 - The Tenth Anniversary (Feb/14/2000)
When Ray and Debra celebrate their 10th anniversary, Ray discovers that he taped over their wedding video with a football game. Ray makes it up, by renewing his wedding vows.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Fred Stoller as Gerard, Charles Durning as Father Hubley, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Andy Kindler as Andy, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Robert Culp as Waren
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
90 :04x17 - Hackidu (Feb/21/2000)
Ray tries to get involved with Ally's new hobby, Hackidu, which are like Poke'mon cards.
Guest Stars: Paul Reubens as Russel, David Hunt (1) as Bill Parker, Scotty Leavenworth as Tyler Parker
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
91 :04x18 - Debra Makes Something Good (Feb/28/2000)
Debra makes a new dish that everyone loves, which makes Marie jealous.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Will Mackenzie (1)
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
92 :04x19 - Marie and Frank's New Friends (Mar/20/2000)
Ray and Debra try and get Marie and Frank to be friends with another old couple, so they won't be over at their house as much.
Guest Stars: David Byrd as Harry Stipe, Anna Berger as Rita Stipe, Dom Irrera as Seth Stipe
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Mike Royce
 
93 :04x20 - Alone Time (Apr/17/2000)
Ray wonders why Debra needs her alone time, and catches her crying. What is wrong with their marriage?
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
94 :04x21 - Someone's Cranky (May/01/2000)
Robert, still mad about his bull accident, is acting mean and obnoxious to everyone. It is his birthday and no one wants to celebrate, not even him.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
95 :04x22 - Bad Moon Rising (May/08/2000)
Ray tries to get Debra less grumpy, and tries to give her a special pill, but it makes her even madder.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: David Lee (1)
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Ray Romano (1)
 
96 :04x23 - Confronting the Attacker (May/15/2000)
Robert loses his nerve the first day back from his accident and quits the police force. Trying to find a new job, he decides to be a telemarketer.
Guest Stars: Alex Solowitz as Teenager, Richard Assad as Candy Store Owner, Sherri Shepherd as Judy, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
97 :04x24 - Robert's Divorce (May/22/2000)
While out on a family dinner, Robert's ex-wife approaches him and we find out how Joanne dumped him in the first place.
Guest Stars: Suzie Plakson as Joanne, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Wil Shriner
Writer: Steve Skrovan, Jennifer Crittenden, Tucker Cawley
 
Season 5
98 :05x01 - Italy (1) (Oct/02/2000)
Marie finds enough saved money for the family to go to Italy. Everyone is in amazement when they get there, except Ray, who can't appreciate it. Robert also meets Stefania, the girl of his dreams.
Guest Stars: Pierrino Mascarino as Giorgio, Alex Meneses as Stefania, David Proval as Marco
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
Songs: Luis Enríquez Bacalov -- The Bicycle
 
99 :05x02 - Italy (2) (Oct/02/2000)
Ray finally understands the spirit of Italy, but will it be too late to enjoy it? Also, Robert spends more time with Stefania, the new girl of his dreams.
Guest Stars: David Proval as Marco, Alex Meneses as Stefania, Pierrino Mascarino as Giorgio
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
Songs: Luis Enríquez Bacalov -- The Bicycle
 
100 :05x03 - The Wallpaper (Oct/09/2000)
Ray's parents' car crashes into Ray and Debra's house. Debra is outraged, but Ray seems fine. Later Ray has a fit and kicks his parents out of their house.
Guest Stars: Patricia Belcher as Ruth, Annie Abbott as Louise
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
101 :05x04 - Meant to Be (Oct/16/2000)
Robert has to decide whether he wants his ex-girlfriend, Amy, his ex-wife, Joanne, or the beautiful girl he met in Italy, Stefania. After Amy finds out about the other women, Robert only has two choices.
Guest Stars: David Proval as Marco, Monica Horan as Amy, Alex Meneses as Stefania, Suzie Plakson as Joanne
Director: Michael Zinberg
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
102 :05x05 - Pet Cemetery (Oct/23/2000)
Ray accidentally kills Ally's pet hamster and Debra insists they have a funeral which turns very emotional for Ray.
Director: Ken Levine (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
103 :05x06 - The Author (Oct/30/2000)
Just as Ray's dreams of being a writer are squashed, Robert is promoted to lieutenant.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Mike Royce
 
104 :05x07 - The Walk to the Door (Nov/06/2000)
Ray meets an ex that he dated in high school who he thinks he treated badly. When he finally approaches her about it, she can't even remember what happened
Guest Stars: Vicki Juditz as Elizibeth, Rudy Moreno as Nice Man, Fred Ornstein as Elderly Man
Director: Asaad Kelada
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
105 :05x08 - Fighting In-Laws (Nov/20/2000)
Ray and Debra find out that Debra's parents are having marriage troubles and that they aren't that different from Frank and Marie...
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Waren, Katherine Helmond as Lois
Director: Michael Zinberg
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
106 :05x09 - Young Girl (Nov/13/2000)
Robert starts dating a girl half his age. Debra is jealous, Frank loves it, and Ray is just confused.
Guest Stars: Tinsley Grimes as Erica
Director: Michael Zinberg
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
107 :05x10 - The Sneeze (Nov/27/2000)
Ray fears that he may get sick after a man sneezes on him, so he runs to his mom for help to Debra's disgust.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Bob Joles as Guy
Director: Ken Levine (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
108 :05x11 - Christmas Present (Dec/11/2000)
Ray tries to buy such a good Christmas present for Debra, that she will let him go on a weekend golfing trip, but things don't go as planned.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
109 :05x12 - What Good Are You? (Jan/08/2001)
Ray is discouraged when everyone thinks that he is useless in an emergency situation, and that they'd rather have Frank or Robert around.
Guest Stars: Susan Varon as Suzy, Robert Ruth as Nemo, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Ken Levine (1)
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
110 :05x13 - Ray's Journal (Feb/05/2001)
Ray is shocked when he learns that Marie used to read his journal when he was a teenager, until he is sorry when he finds an "I hate my mom" entry.
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
111 :05x14 - Super Bowl (Jan/29/2001)
Ray and Gianni go to the super bowl, but when Ray sees everyone with their wives, he invites Debra. It pretty much all goes downhill from there....
Guest Stars: J. J. Boone as Lori, Edward James Gage as Doug, Timothy Durkin as Stu, Marla Frees (1) as Mary Jo, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Ray Romano (1), Mike Royce
 
112 :05x15 - Fairies (Feb/19/2001)
Ray and Frank are upset when Ray's twins decide to be fairies in the school play, when they could have been rocks.
Guest Stars: Diana-Maria Riva as Sarah
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
113 :05x16 - Silent Partners (Feb/12/2001)
During a Valentine's Day dinner, Ray and Debra realize that they have nothing to talk about anymore. They try to spend more time with each other, but Ray soon realizes that too much togetherness is not the answer.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
114 :05x17 - Stefania Arrives (Feb/26/2001)
Stefania returns to Robert. He is happy because she is stunningly beautiful, but also very annoying. Just as he breaks up with her, Marco, her father announces that they have moved to America for good.
Guest Stars: Susan Varon as Suzy, Robert Ruth as Nemo, David Proval as Marco, Alex Meneses as Stefania
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Lew Schneider
 
115 :05x18 - Humm Vac (Mar/19/2001)
Ray and Debra get a new vacuum cleaner, and love it, until Debra learns that Marie pointed the saleswoman their way. Now they must get rid of it.
Guest Stars: David Proval as Marco, Tricia O'Kelley as Carol Marshall
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
116 :05x19 - Net Worth (Apr/23/2001)
Debra is upset when Ray gives 1,000$ to his friends' go-cart theme park. Later, Ray discovers that Debra borrowed money from Marie when they were first moving in.
Guest Stars: Bob Odenkirk as Scott, Brian Posehn as Walter
Director: David Lee (1)
Writer: Mike Haukom
 
117 :05x20 - Frank Paints the House (May/21/2001)
Frank decides to paint Ray and Debra's house, but won't listen to Ray. After Ray fires Frank, Marie tells Ray to hire him back.
Director: David Lee (1)
Writer: Scott Buck
 
118 :05x21 - The Canister (Apr/09/2001)
Marie accuses Debra of not returning a canister, and Debra gets one of Marie's rare apologies, but later Debra finds that Ally was using the canister.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: David Regal
 
119 :05x22 - Say Uncle (May/07/2001)
Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than him. Robert and Debra decide that Ray finds it boring to be with his kids.
Guest Stars: Renee Faia as Coleen, Michelle Beauchamp as Lisa
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
120 :05x23 - Separation (May/14/2001)
Debra is shocked to learn that her parents are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. If they can't make it, what will happen to her and Ray?
Guest Stars: Katherine Helmond as Lois, Robert Culp as Waren, Tom McCleister as Workman
Director: Asaad Kelada
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
121 :05x24 - Let's Fix Robert (Apr/30/2001)
Marie gathers up Stefania, Amy, and Robert's police partner, Judy, as they discuss everything "wrong" with Robert. Of course, Robert is horrified, so he runs to Ray and Debra.
Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd as Judy, David Proval as Marco, Alex Meneses as Stefania, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
122 :05x25 - Ally's Birth (May/21/2001)
In this flashback episode, we see how Ally was born. When Debra was about to go into labor, Ray, her, and Robert try to drive to the hospital in Robert's police car. But when Debra needs to have the baby, and the car is in a traffic jam, will Ray and Robert deliver the baby?
Guest Stars: Monique Edwards as Doctor
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
Season 6
123 :06x01 - The Angry Family (Sep/24/2001)
Micheal writes a story called, "The Angry Family" and Ray and Debra get concerned that the family arguing may be having an affect on their children.
Guest Stars: Mitch Holleman as Ian, Rhyon Nicole Brown as Grace, Richard Israel as Adam, Elizabeth Anne Smith as Eileen, Charles Durning as Father Hubley
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
124 :06x02 - No Roll! (Oct/01/2001)
Ray buys an "adult game" that leads to an uncomfortable talk about Ray and Debra's marriage.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
125 :06x03 - Odd Man Out (Oct/08/2001)
Frank and Marie fight over who Marco will be friends with. Debra sides with Marie and Ray sides with Frank.
Guest Stars: David Proval as Marco, Fred Stoller as Gerard, Alex Meneses as Stefania
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
126 :06x04 - Ray's Ring (Oct/15/2001)
Ray loses his wedding ring and a young, attractive woman comes on to him. Debra decides to go out without her ring.
Guest Stars: Ping Wu as Customer, Joanna Burnett as Woman, Julie Claire as Alexis, Jeff Garlin (1) as Jimmy
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Mike Royce
 
127 :06x05 - Marie's Sculpture (Oct/22/2001)
Marie makes an abstract sculpture, that looks like a woman part. Ray tries to get rid of it by donating to a church, but they won't take it.
Guest Stars: Lauri Johnson (1) as Sister Ann, Mary Gillis as Sister Beth, Rocky McMurray as Janitor
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
128 :06x06 - Jealous Robert (Nov/05/2001)
Marie and Debra plan to get Gianni and Amy on a date to make Robert jealous. But, later they find that the relationship is becoming serious.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Andy Kindler as Andy, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Ray Romano (1)
 
129 :06x07 - Frank Goes Downstairs (Oct/29/2001)
Ray and Debra lie about falling down the stairs while having sex, so Frank tries to fix the stairs. He gets injured and Ray and Debra start to feel guilty.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Richard Penn as Doctor
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
130 :06x08 - It's Supposed to Be Fun (Nov/12/2001)
Geoffrey is having trouble getting into the game when he plays basketball. Ray learns in the end that it's supposed to be fun for both of them.
Guest Stars: Dan Castellaneta as Brian, Heather McPhaul as Parent, Raymond Patterson as Parent, Todd Sandler as Referee
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
131 :06x09 - Older Women (Nov/19/2001)
Debra's parents are coming to Thanksgiving. Debra is happy, until Warren brings an older woman for his date.
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Waren, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Patricia Place as Emma
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Tucker Cawley
 
132 :06x10 - Raybert (Nov/26/2001)
Robert meets a beautiful young woman, who really likes him. The trouble is, she thinks he is Ray, and he does not set her straight.
Guest Stars: Ruben Pla as Wendi's Father, Christine Gonzales as Wendi, Ana Ortiz as Natasha Leonetti
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
133 :06x11 - The Kicker (Dec/10/2001)
At a college football game, Frank catches a record setting field goal, but refuses to give it back to the kicker. Soon he becomes a wanted man to sports fans.
Guest Stars: Boris Cabrera as Ron, Winston J. Rocha as Ron's father, Scott St. James as Talk show host
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
134 :06x12 - Season's Greetings (Dec/17/2001)
Marie and Debra try to write a "family update" to brag how well they are doing. Everyone gets upset at their sections of the letter, so it ends up being a Marie and Debra update.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
135 :06x13 - Tissues (Jan/07/2002)
Debra decides to let Ray be more involved in daily decision making. Ray grocery shops and even chooses their next vacation location.
Guest Stars: Mark Edward Smith as Contractor
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Mike Royce
 
136 :06x14 - Snow Day (Jan/14/2002)
During a power outage, Ray, Debra, Robert, and Amy are stuck at Frank and Marie's house. A lot of true feelings are revealed with many arguments.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
 
137 :06x15 - Cookies (Jan/28/2002)
Ally's troupe leader, Peggy, and Ray get in a quarrel, which leads to a face off between Ray and the "cookie lady." Good thing Debra comes to rescue him.
Guest Stars: Nicholas DiNardo as Young Mook, Hunter Grey as Frontier Girl, Timmy Deters as Child, Stephanie Courtney as Woman, Arnetia Walker as Friendly Mother, Amy Aquino as Peggy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
138 :06x16 - Lucky Suit (Feb/04/2002)
Robert is very excited about his new F.B.I. job, until Marie burns his lucky suit.
Guest Stars: Sam Anderson as Agent Garfield, Carole Gutierrez as Secretary
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
139 :06x17 - The Skit (Feb/25/2002)
At Lee and Stan's anniversary party, Ray and Debra start to do impressions of Frank and Marie. Later, they find out that Ray and Debra can't take a joke when Frank and Marie do impressions of them.
Guest Stars: Max Rosenthal as Max, Debra Mooney as Lee, Len Lesser as Garvin, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
140 :06x18 - The Breakup Tape (Mar/04/2002)
Debra is confused when she finds an old break-up tape addressed to Ray from college. They decide to share things from past relationships, but Ray is shocked when Debra has a whole box filled with gifts.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
141 :06x19 - Talk to Your Daughter (Mar/18/2002)
Ray is ready to talk to Ally about where babies come from, but he finds that her interests have switched to what the meaning of life is.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Tom McGowan as Bernie
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Ray Romano (1)
 
142 :06x20 - A Vote for Debra (Mar/25/2002)
Debra runs for school president, but Ray isn't sure he can handle the kids all by himself, so he votes against her, which causes a big argument.
Guest Stars: Kevin Brief as Principal, Kyra Groves as Woman, Jerry Lambert as Guy Kowalski, David Hunt (1) as Bill Parker
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
143 :06x21 - Call Me Mom (Apr/29/2002)
Ray finally finds enough confidence to call Debra's mother, "mom". Soon, he feels that Debra should call Marie "mom".
Guest Stars: Katherine Helmond as Lois
Directors: Kenneth Shapiro, Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Ron Rubin
 
144 :06x22 - Mother's Day (1) (May/06/2002)
Debra is offended when Marie calls her rude, and the two are not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make it better, but just makes it worse.
Guest Stars: Anne Gee Byrd as Hilda, Fred Ornstein as Artie
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden
 
145 :06x23 - The Bigger Person (2) (May/13/2002)
Ray and Frank find that Debra and Marie not speaking may not be so bad, when they exploit a loophole they find. Everything is great, until Robert tattles on them.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Lew Schneider
 
146 :06x24 - Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years (Apr/28/2002)
Classic clips are shown with commentary from celebrities.
Guest Stars: Jon Voight as Himself, Curt Schilling as Himself, Billy Bob Thornton as Himself, Mary Tyler Moore as Herself, Norman Lear as Himself, Larry King (1) as Himself, Clint Howard as Himself, Martin Short as Himself, Bob Newhart as Himself, Ron Howard (1) as Himself
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
146 :06x25 - The First Time (3) (May/20/2002)
Ray and Debra recall their first time "doing it". Ray goes to Debra's house, but Marie catches on to what may happen, so she sends Father Hubley over to Debra's house.
Guest Stars: Tom McGowan as Bernie, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Charles Durning as Father Hubley
Director: Tom Caltabiano
Writer: Mike Royce, Ray Romano (1)
 
Season 7
147 :07x01 - The Cult (Sep/23/2002)
Everyone is convinced that Robert is in a cult. When Robert realizes that they just like him for his famous brother, he decides to leave. Ray and Robert decide to trick Marie and Debra into liking each other again, by saying that Robert is being hypnotized by the cult.
Guest Stars: Fred Stoller as Gerard, Susan Yeagley as Mariann
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
148 :07x02 - Counseling (Sep/23/2002)
Ray and Debra go to a marriage counselor, but Debra is shocked to learn that the counselor is on Ray's side. Later, Debra accuses Ray of being a "fake" person to impress the counselor.
Guest Stars: Nancy Lenehan as Pamela, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Tom McGowan as Bernie
Directors: Kenneth Shapiro, Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Mike Royce
 
149 :07x03 - Homework (Sep/30/2002)
When Ray complains that Ally is getting too much homework, her teacher invites him to talk to the school board about it in a meeting.
Guest Stars: Julie Dretzin as Mother #1, Jerry Lambert as Guy Kowalski
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
 
150 :07x04 - Pet the Bunny (Oct/07/2002)
Marie finds out that Ray has written a eulogy for Frank already. She wonders where hers is and everyone else wonders why he is writing them.
Guest Stars: Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Len Lesser as Garvin
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
151 :07x05 - Who Am I? (Oct/14/2002)
After spending an evening with his friends, Ray admits to Debra that he isn't having very much fun anymore. Debra is thrilled that Ray may be growing up.
Guest Stars: Albert Romano as Albert, Max Rosenthal as Max, J. G. Hertzler (1) as Dr. Everett Munce, Len Lesser as Garvin, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: David Regal
 
152 :07x06 - Robert Needs Money (Oct/21/2002)
Ray and Debra loan Robert one thousand dollars, but are shocked when he spends the money for a vacation to Hawaii.
Director: Michael Zinberg
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
153 :07x07 - The Sigh (Nov/04/2002)
Ray reluctantly gives up his bathroom to Debra so she will be able to have more space for herself. But, when Ray has to use the kid's bathroom, he realizes that he has made a huge mistake.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
154 :07x08 - The Annoying Kid (Nov/11/2002)
Ray becomes flustered with the twins new friend, Spencer, whom he hates. Debra warns him to not ruin their friendship with Spencer's parents.
Guest Stars: Cheryl Hines as Lauren, Brett Buford as Spencer
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
155 :07x09 - She's the One (Nov/18/2002)
Robert is dating a new girl named Angela, and Robert thinks she may be "the one". Ray is convinced until he sees her doing something very strange.
Guest Stars: Michael Papajohn as Walter, Aaron D. Spears as Rick, Elizabeth Bogush as Angela
Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Ray Romano (1)
 
156 :07x10 - Marie's Vision (Nov/25/2002)
When Marie has trouble seeing, Debra suggests she go to the eye doctor. Everything is fine, until Marie notices some bed things about the family.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Sheldon Epps
Writer: Jay Kogen
 
157 :07x11 - The Thought That Counts (Dec/09/2002)
Ray lies to Debra about getting her a great gift, so he turns to Amy and Robert for help. When Ray claims the gift as his idea, Robert gets frustrated and squeals to Debra.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
158 :07x12 - Grandpa Steals (Jan/06/2003)
Ally catches Frank "sampling" some fruit at the super market. Now, Frank must find a way to get Ally to like and trust him again.
Guest Stars: Jeff Garlin (1) as Jimmy the Produce Manager
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
159 :07x13 - Somebody Hates Raymond (Jan/27/2003)
When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking celebrities for a radio station, Ray offers to appear as a guest. When he is rejected, he learns that the host, Jerry Musso hates him.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Steve Vinovich as Jerry Musso
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
160 :07x14 - Just a Formality (Feb/03/2003)
Robert is finally going to propose to Amy, but must get her parent's permission first. This proves to be harder than he thought, when they say no.
Guest Stars: Dan Martin (1) as Policeman, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Monica Horan as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal, Steve Skrovan
 
161 :07x15 - The Disciplinarian (Feb/10/2003)
Debra is tired of being the mean parent, so she makes Ray punish the kids for once. Ray goes overboard, and soon the twins have no holidays.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Mike Royce
 
162 :07x16 - Sweet Charity (Feb/17/2003)
Ray volunteers at a hospital, and starts to spend more time there than at home.
Guest Stars: Adrian Ricard as Lesley, Emy Coligado as Claudia, Tara Karsian as Jean, Donna Cooper as Beth, Betty Murphy as Margaret
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
163 :07x17 - Meeting the Parents (Feb/24/2003)
Amy's parents finally meet the Barones when they come to Amy's house to try to talk Amy out of marrying Robert. A little wisdom from Raymond fixes everything for the couple.
Guest Stars: Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Monica Horan as Amy, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Mike Royce, Lew Schneider
 
164 :07x18 - The Plan (Mar/10/2003)
When Robert is in charge of writing his wedding invitations, Ray suggests that he do a horrible job, so Amy won't want him to do anything else.
Guest Stars: Monica Horan as Amy, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
165 :07x19 - Sleepover at Peggy's (Mar/31/2003)
Ray is horrified when he thinks Peggy, "the cookie lady" is flirting with him. When Debra is too sick to pick Ally up from Peggy's house, Ray has to go do it.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Amy Aquino as Peggy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: George B. White, III
 
166 :07x20 - Who's Next (Apr/14/2003)
Ray and Debra choose people to replace them, if one passes away. Debra chooses their friend, Linda, while Ray chooses Robert or Bernie to replace him.
Guest Stars: Tom McGowan as Bernie, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Monica Horan as Amy, Renata Scott as Harriet Lichmann
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
167 :07x21 - The Shower (Apr/28/2003)
At Amy's bridal shower, Marie annoys Debra so much that she must take a few drinks. She gets busted for drunk driving and ends up in jail.
Guest Stars: Billy Mayo as Officer Keon, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Monica Horan as Amy, Sherri Shepherd as Judy
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Leslie Caveny
 
168 :07x22 - Baggage (May/05/2003)
Ray and Debra get in a fight about a suitcase that they took on vacation. Will Ray put it away, or will Debra? They must get marital advice from Frank.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
169 :07x23 - The Bachelor Party (May/12/2003)
Ray throws Robert a horrible bachelor party, which really lets Robert down. After Amy and Debra yell at him a little, Ray is forced to throw another bachelor party.
Guest Stars: Albert Romano as Albert, Max Rosenthal as Max, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Andy Kindler as Andy, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Len Lesser as Garvin, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Fred Stoller as Gerard, Monica Horan as Amy, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tom Caltabiano, Ray Romano (1)
 
170 :07x24 - Robert's Wedding (May/19/2003)
Robert and Amy's wedding day is filled with nervousness and Marie isn't helping. After Marie questions the whole marriage, they finally get on with it. Ray makes a toast that makes everyone forget about the incident, and the two leave happy.
Guest Stars: Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Chelcie Ross as Reverend Stevens, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Fred Stoller as Gerard, Monica Horan as Amy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Sherri Shepherd as Judy
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
Season 8
171 :08x01 - Fun with Debra (Sep/22/2003)
Ray decides to let Debra come with him to golfing to have some fun. Lets just say that it's not that fun....
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Scully
 
172 :08x02 - Thank You Notes (Sep/29/2003)
When Robert and Amy get back from their honeymoon, Marie asks when they will send out thank you notes. She isn't quite happy with Amy's response...
Guest Stars: Debra Mooney as Lee
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
173 :08x03 - Home From School (Oct/06/2003)
Micheal stays home from school two days in a row and Ray suspects that he hasn't finished some of his assignments, but he finds out that it is something different entirely.
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
174 :08x04 - Misery Loves Company (Oct/13/2003)
Debra and Ray are growing tired of all the love and affection between Robert and Amy. Robert even gives Ray marriage advice!
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
175 :08x05 - The Contractor (Oct/20/2003)
Ray hires Gianni to do some remodeling in his kitchen, but his friend's laziness makes them regret it. Soon, it causes Ray to not be friends with Gianni anymore.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Royce
 
176 :08x06 - Peter on the Couch (Nov/03/2003)
Peter visits Amy and Robert and never leaves. The Barones and Amy discuss how it is hard to keep a middle-aged man in their homes.
Guest Stars: Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steven James Meyer (1)
 
177 :08x07 - Liars (Nov/10/2003)
Ray tells a lie to Marie as an excuse for missing their meeting. Debra gets into lying too. Soon, Ray and Debra get in a tangled web of lies.
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
178 :08x08 - The Surprise Party (Nov/17/2003)
Debra's birthday is coming up and it is up to Ray to think of a party idea. Debra's mom does everything for the party, but Ray claims that he did most of the work.
Guest Stars: Katherine Helmond as Lois, Maggie Wheeler as Linda, Tom McGowan as Bernie, Christopher T. Wood as Waiter, Kristen Trucksess as Gayle
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
179 :08x09 - The Bird (Nov/24/2003)
Robert and Amy's families spend a Thanksgiving together. When the Barones find out that the McDougals do not own a TV set, it seems like the whole thing will be a disaster. Everything is fine until an injured bird comes to the house.
Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
180 :08x10 - Jazz Records (Dec/15/2003)
Frank misses his old jazz records that Ray broke when he was little, which causes Ray to feel very guilty.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
181 :08x11 - Debra at the Lodge (Jan/05/2004)
When Debra starts to work at Frank's lodge, Ray starts to wonder why she isn't home all the time. Later, he finds out what the guys really think of Debra
Guest Stars: Len Lesser as Garvin, Victor Raider-Wexler as Stan, Bunny Levine as Hilda, Norma Michaels (1) as Mrs. Pechi, Elsa Raven as Mrs. Lopman, Max Rosenthal as Max, Albert Romano as Albert
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
182 :08x12 - Slave (Jan/12/2004)
After mistakenly leaving the twins at home, Ray and Debra are amazed to find Ally has taken care of everything. Ray and Debra decide to let Ally babysit instead of Marie.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Leslie Caveny
 
183 :08x13 - Whose Side Are You On? (Feb/02/2004)
Ray finds that Debra and the kids have been making bets about him. When he gets mad at Debra for making fun of him, he recalls how Marie used to complain about Frank to him all the time.
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Mike Royce
 
184 :08x14 - Lateness (Feb/09/2004)
When Debra takes too long in getting ready for an awards show, Ray leaves her at home. He worries about later, when he must face the consequences.
Guest Stars: Tom McGowan as Bernie, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
185 :08x15 - Party Dress (Feb/16/2004)
Ray and Debra debate whether they should buy an expensive dress for Ally for her friend's birthday party. Ray can't see why she should buy a dress, that she will only wear once.
Guest Stars: Amy Aquino as Peggy, Jerry Lambert as Jerry, Luck Hari as Clerk
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Mike Scully
 
186 :08x16 - Security (Feb/23/2004)
Robert takes a second job selling home security systems. He starts to wonder whether he should stay a policeman, or sell security as a full time job.
Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
187 :08x17 - The Ingrate (Mar/01/2004)
Debra is hurt when Ray thanks everyone but her in an acceptance speech for his honorary doctorate.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
188 :08x18 - Crazy Chin (Mar/22/2004)
Amy's parents start to point out that Robert always taps his food to his chin before he eats it. Amy goes to Debra for help, and Debra suggests it could be a psychological problem.
Guest Stars: Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
Story: Adam Lorenzo
 
189 :08x19 - The Nice Talk (Apr/19/2004)
The Barones and McDougals attempt to bond over a 500 piece puzzle on Easter. While everyone goes to bed, Ray and Pat stay up and have a nice talk.
Guest Stars: Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Steve Skrovan, Aaron Shure
 
190 :08x20 - Blabbermouths (May/03/2004)
When Ray learns that Debra, Amy, and Linda talk about their husbands behind their backs, Ray, Robert, and Frank decide to do their own gossiping.
Guest Stars: Maggie Wheeler as Linda
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mike Scully, Jeremy Stevens
 
191 :08x21 - The Model (May/10/2004)
After an agent says Robert has a "unique look", he signs with a modeling agency. When he finds out it is fake, he and Ray make their own pictures.
Guest Stars: David Garrison (1) as William Dennison, Hira Ambrosino as Receptionist
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Leslie Caveny
 
192 :08x22 - The Mentor (May/17/2004)
A young man claims that Frank has been a big inspiration in his life. Ray and Robert are amazed that Frank could have inspired anything.
Guest Stars: Jason Kravits as Sam Gilula
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tod Himmel (1)
 
193 :08x23 - Golf For It (May/24/2004)
Ray and Robert golf to decide who Marie will live with when Frank passes on.
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Andy Kindler as Andy
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tom Caltabiano, Tucker Cawley, Mike Royce
 
Season 9
Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh (May/16/2005)
A one-hour special documentary featuring interviews with the cast and producers and highlights from past seasons including never released footage.
Guest Stars: Leslie Moonves as Himself, Philip Rosenthal as Himself
Director: Jonathan Buss
 
194 :09x01 - The Home (Sep/20/2004)
After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert, and Amy are both sad and happy about the news.
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Jeremy Stevens
 
195 :09x02 - Not So Fast (Sep/27/2004)
When Ray and Debra visit Frank and Marie's new home, they are informed that the landlord is going to kick Frank and Marie out of the community.
Guest Stars: Brooks Almy as Katie, Holmes Osborne as Scott
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
196 :09x03 - Angry Sex (Oct/04/2004)
Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."
Guest Stars: Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni, Tom McGowan as Bernie
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Ray Romano (1)
 
197 :09x04 - P.T. & A (Oct/11/2004)
Ray lies to Debra and tells her that members of the PTA called her outfit "trampy". Debra decides to show the PTA the meaning of trampy.
Guest Stars: Melanee Murray as Ruth, April Ortiz as Liz
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
 
198 :09x05 - Ally's F (Oct/18/2004)
When Ally comes home with an "F" on her report card, Debra thinks they should pay more attention to her, while Ray thinks it is the teacher that is causing Ally to get bad grades.
Guest Stars: Robert Joy as Putnam
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
199 :09x06 - Boys' Therapy (Nov/15/2004)
Ray, Robert, and Frank are sent to a therapist from their wives. They skip therapy, and go out to the race track. In doing that, they become closer, which was the point of the therapy.
Guest Stars: Albert Romano as Albert, Max Rosenthal as Max, Magda Harout as Cousin Bella
Director: Kenneth Shapiro
Writer: Philip Rosenthal
 
200 :09x07 - Debra's Parents (Nov/22/2004)
Debra's parents come over for Thanksgiving. Ray catches them making love, and Ray and Debra think they are back together. It may not be that simple...
Guest Stars: Robert Culp as Warren, Katherine Helmond as Lois, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Leslie Caveny
 
201 :09x08 - A Job for Robert (Nov/29/2004)
Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. What are Marie's motives in doing this?
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steven James Meyer (1)
 
202 :09x09 - A Date for Peter (Jan/03/2005)
Ray and Debra try to get a date for Peter, Amy's brother. They hold a cocktail party to try and find him a girl. When Ray learns Peggy is invited, he tries to "save" Peter.
Guest Stars: Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal, Amy Aquino as Peggy, Alex Meneses as Stefania
Director: Brian K. Roberts (1)
Writer: Mike Royce
 
203 :09x10 - Favors (Jan/17/2005)
When Debra accidentally throws away a letter to Ray from Muhammad Ali, she goes to Marie for help. Marie takes the blame, but now Debra owes her a favor.
Guest Stars: Andy Kindler as Andy, Jon Manfrellotti as Gianni
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Aaron Shure
 
204 :09x11 - The Faux Pas (Feb/07/2005)
Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend's father. When the boy's dad comes over, and Ray accidentally repeats it, he's in for some trouble.
Guest Stars: Joel McKinnon as George, Skyler Gisondo as Chris
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lew Schneider
 
205 :09x12 - Tasteless Frank (Feb/14/2005)
Marie is shocked when Frank must use salt on her homemade lasagna. Ray and Robert investigate why he would need to salt something with so much flavor.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Steve Skrovan
 
206 :09x13 - Sister-In-Law (Apr/18/2005)
After Ray has a long conversation with Amy, he tells Robert that she talks too much.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Mike Royce
 
207 :09x14 - The Power of No (May/02/2005)
Ray attempts to make Debra want him more by rebuking her advances.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
208 :09x15 - Pat's Secret (May/09/2005)
Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret. The secret causes Robert and Pat to bond, until someone spills the beans.
Guest Stars: Georgia Engel as Pat McDougal, Fred Willard as Hank McDougal, Chris Elliott as Peter McDougal
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tucker Cawley
 
210 :09x16 - Finale (May/16/2005)
Ray fears getting his adenoids removed, but Debra convinces him to go through with the surgery. During the surgery when Marie is in the bathroom, the nurse tells the family that Ray is not waking up from the anesthesia. He is okay after all, and the show ends with the family eating at the kitchen table together.
Guest Stars: Tracie Yamashita Leong as Woman, Charles Chun as Doctor, Henriette Mantel as Nurse
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Ray Romano (1), Tom Caltabiano, Aaron Shure, Mike Royce, Jeremy Stevens, Steve Skrovan, Lew Schneider, Tucker Cawley, Philip Rosenthal, Leslie Caveny
 
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