When Peter's new comic strip lands him in hot water with the women of Quahog, the Griffins decide to leave town.
They end up in Springfield where they hit it off with the Simpsons.
They all get along swimmingly until Homer & Peter get into a disagreement over which beer is better, Pawtucket Ale of Duff.
Starring Roles: Dan Castellaneta
as Homer Simpson | Barney | Squeaky Voiced Teen | Krusty the Clown | Hans Moleman | Abe Simpson | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Mayor Quimby | Kodos | Julie Kavner
as Marge Simpson | Patty | Selma | Nancy Cartwright
as Bart Simpson | Todd Flanders | Nelson Muntz | Ralph Wiggum | Yeardley Smith
as Lisa Simpson | Hank Azaria
as Apu | Chief Wiggum | Officer Lou | Moe | Dr. Nick | Carl Carlson | Comic Book Guy |
Peter helps Joe to fulfill his dream of becoming an children's book author but he soon regrets his help when Peter takes control of the project.
Meanwhile, in order to impress a girl, Brian pretends to be an avid runner.
Lois and Peter decide to go into business together and they open a cookie store, but Peter takes some unorthodox approaches to attract customers.
Meanwhile, Brian worries about Stewie once he becomes addicted to cough syrup.
When Glenn pays for Brian's dental work, it lands him a new real estate job, but things go south when Brian decides to cheat Glenn in a condo scam.
On Thanksgiving day, Lois forces Peter & Brian to find another turkey after a drunken night of gluttony.
Meanwhile, in Peter's absence, Stewie convinces Chris he must step up and takes Peter's place as the head of the household.
-- Meet Virginia
Jesus returns to Quahog & for his birthday, Peter decides it's time for him to get lucky with the ladies.
However, things get weird when the woman Jesus decides to be with, is Lois.
Once Chris fails another history test, Stewie & Brian decide to take him on a time traveling trip to help him pass his next final.
However, things go awry when they get stuck on board the Titanic.
After Meg convinces Brian to take her SATs for her, the results indicate Brian isn't as smart as he thinks he is, so Peter shows him the joy of being dumb. Meanwhile, Stewie reacts badly to Brian's new take on life.
-- Cotton-Eyed Joe
After being approached at Stewie's school function, Meg decides to become a foot fetish model.
Meanwhile Stewie decides he needs to grasp life with a care free road trip that lands him & Brian at a folk music festival.
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account.
While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle.
Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after sleeps with an underage girl which leads to an unexpected reunion.
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief.
Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.
When Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with him any longer, Stewie takes drastic measures and attempts to impregnate himself with Brian's DNA.
Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video
Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland’s bachelor party.
Meanwhile, Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she’s instantly popular for being the hottest employee there.
When Peter is heralded as a hero after accidentally finding a missing child, Joe takes his attitude regarding life to heart and quits his job, leaves Bonnie and convinces the guys to take a road trip to Niagra Falls.
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal.
Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead.
Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.