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Season 2

8 :02x01 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Sep/23/1999
When Lois's Aunt Marguerite suddenly dies, Lois is surprised to learn that she stands to inherit Cherrywood Manor, Lois's summer home back when she lived with her rich, snobby parents.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as CoCo | Alex Thomas as Various | Robin Leach as Himself | Gregory Jbara as Various | Bill Escudier as Various | Fairuza Balk as Connie DiMico | Kevin Michael Richardson as Sebastian | Rachael MacFarlane as Maid
Director: Jeff Myers
Songs: Contours -- Do You Love Me

9 :02x02 - Holy Crap

Sep/30/1999
After Peter's devout Catholic, workaholic dad is forced to retire from his job at the mill, he moves in with the Griffins and vexes them all with his Bible-thumping ways (particularly Lois, who is Protestant).
Guest Stars: David Zuckerman as Various | Olivia Hack as Various | Andrew Gormley as Various | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Danny Smith (1) as Various (Zeke the Moody Drifter Doll) | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Florence Stanley as Thelma Griffin | Patrick Warburton as Superman | Dwight Schultz as Various
Director: Neil Affleck

10 :02x03 - DaBoom

Dec/26/1999
Peter freaks out when a man in a chicken suit warns him about the end of the world coming due to the Y2K computer virus and ropes his family into staying with him in the basement on New Years' Eve.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland | Jack Perkins (2) as Himself | Will Sasso as Randy Newman | Victoria Principal as Pamela Ewing | Patrick Duffy as Bobby Ewing | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Joey Slotnick as Various
Director: Bob Jacques

11 :02x04 - Brian in Love

Mar/07/2000
When mysterious urine stains begin appearing around the Griffin house, Stewie is blamed and forced into being potty-trained. But when Brian has an accident at the supermarket, he is sent to therapy to find out why he keeps wetting himself.
Guest Stars: Sam Waterston as Dr. Kaplan | D.D. Howard as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Air Supply -- I'm All Out Of Love

12 :02x05 - Love Thy Trophy

Mar/14/2000
Peter fights with his neighbors, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland, after winning a trophy for a parade float. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a diner waitress to earn money for a Prada bag by telling the boss that she's a single mother with a crack-addicted baby (Stewie).
Guest Stars: Debra Wilson as Sandy Belford (Child Services Agent) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Jack Dyer

13 :02x06 - Death Is a Bitch

Mar/21/2000
During a night of lovemaking, Peter finds a breast lump...on his own chest and fears it may be cancer. After days of worrying, Peter discovers that the lump isn't cancerous, but his medical bill is huge. To get out of paying it, Peter writes down that he's dead, prompting a visit from The Grim Reaper, who ends up incapacitated after breaking his ankle.
Guest Stars: Cara Newman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons |
Uncredited: Norm MacDonald as Death
Writer: Ricky Blitt
Songs: Paula Cole -- I Don't Want to Wait

14 :02x07 - The King Is Dead

Mar/28/2000
After Lois inherits control over the Quahog players theater group, she decides to direct her first play, "The King and I", of which Peter inadvertently takes control.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Monte Young

15 :02x08 - I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Mar/28/2000
Peter gets in trouble for telling a sexist joke at work and is forced to go on a women's retreat in order to be more sensitive to the opposite sex (and to keep his job at Happy-Go-Lucky Toys), but the therapy works too well as Peter begins acting too much like a woman.
Guest Stars: Candice Bergen as Gloria Ironbox | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Miss Watson (Director of Women's Retreat) | Phil LaMarr as “N-Word” Jim | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood
Director: Monte Young
Songs: Singer: Ray Charles Music: Joe Raposo -- “Three's Company” theme

16 :02x09 - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Apr/04/2000
When Peter learns that his favorite TV program, a cop drama called Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been cancelled, Peter lies to a charity service, stating that his teenaged son, Chris, is dying and that his final wish is to have Gumbel 2 Gumbel put back on the air.
Guest Stars: Peter Roth as Various | Martin Mull as Mr. Harris | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons

17 :02x10 - Running Mates

Apr/11/2000
With the school's best interest in mind, Lois runs for school board unopposed. However, when Peter discovers that Lois agrees with the firing of his favorite former teacher, he jumps in the race and uses dirty tactics (and a dirty picture of his wife) to win the election.
Guest Stars: Jack Sheldon as “Vagina Junction” Conductor | Patrick Bristow as Hector | Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan (Male Teacher) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Dwight Schultz as Randall Fargus | Lee Majors as Himself
Director: John Holmquist

18 :02x11 - A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Apr/18/2000
When an art dealer discovers Chris's painting for Peter, The Griffins head to New York, where the art dealer attempts to change Chris into the art world's next big thing.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Bob | Carter (Angry Man) | Charles Kimbrough as Jim Dial | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Antonio Monatti (Big Bird) | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana | Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood | Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown
Director: Gavin Dell

19 :02x12 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Apr/25/2000
Meg sets her family up on a talk show after they embarrass her during a slumber party. However, when their wacky antics are seen on live television, a network executive thinks the Griffin family would make a great subject for a reality TV show.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Will Ferrell as Fisherman | Lisa Wilhoit as Replacement Meg | Beth | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jay Mohr as Trevor
Director: Scott Wood

20 :02x13 - Road to Rhode Island

May/30/2000
Brian offers to pick Stewie up from visiting Lois's parents in Palm Springs, but Brian gets drunk at the airport and they miss their flight home. Meanwhile, Lois orders a relationship-building video, which Peter becomes addicted to when he discovers its secret pornographic content.
Guest Stars: Victoria Principal as Amanda Rebecca | Brian Doyle-Murray as Luke | Wally Wingert as Dr. Kaplan | Danny Smith (1) as Hotel Manager
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Culture Club -- Do You Really Want To Hurt Me

21 :02x14 - Let's Go to the Hop

Jun/06/2000
When toad-licking becomes the popular new drug of choice for the students of James Woods High, Peter goes undercover as a high schooler to stop it--but ends up dating popular girl, Connie D'Amico.
Guest Stars: Tom Dorfmeister as Various | Wayne Collins (1) as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Fairuza Balk as Various | Gregg Allman as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Joey Slotnick as Various
Director: Glen Hill
Songs: Simple Minds -- Don't You Forget About Me, Billy Ocean -- Get Out of My Dream, Get Into My Car

22 :02x15 - Dammit Janet

Jun/13/2000
Lois enrolls Stewie in a daycare center when she worries about his social skills, where Stewie falls for a girl named Janet.
Meanwhile, Lois gets a job as an airline stewardess to combat her boredom at home, but Peter ends up taking advantage of the situation after Quagmire tells him that family members of stewardesses can travel on airplanes for free.
Guest Stars: Camryn Manheim as Various | Mo Collins as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Haley Joel Osment as Various
Director: Bert Ring

23 :02x16 - There's Something About Paulie

Jun/27/2000
After ignoring Lois' advice, Peter gets tangled with the mob after they solve his car problem. The time comes for Peter to return the favor and the Don asks Peter take his obnoxious nephew, Big Fat Paulie to the movies.
Peter accidently puts a hit out on Lois.
Guest Stars: Debra Wilson as Whoopi Goldberg (Delilah Abraham from How Stella/Groove Back II) | Jerry Sroka as Various | Diane Robin as Various | Brent Michael (1) as Various | Alan King as The Don | Jon Cryer as Kevin | Michael Chiklis as Big Fat Paulie | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Robert Costanzo as Various | Haley Joel Osment as Various
Director: Monte Young
Writer: Ricky Blitt

24 :02x17 - He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Jun/27/2000
Chris becomes self-conscious about his weight, so Peter helps him exercise. When the exercise doesn't work, Peter opts for Chris to get liposuction and ends up getting liposuction himself.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Flaherty | Jay Mohr as Logan | Wally Wingert as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (on scavenger hunt) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Exterminator | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Glen Hill

25 :02x18 - E. Peterbus Unum

Jul/12/2000
While fighting with City Hall over the right to dig in his own yard, Peter discovers that his house is not shown on the map of Quahog. Using his interesting loophole, Peter secedes his house and family from the United States and creates his own country.
Guest Stars: Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver | Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Rob Renzetti

26 :02x19 - The Story on Page One

Jul/18/2000
Meg joins the newspaper team to boost her extracurricular activities so she can get into Brown. She writes an article about Mayor West wasting taxpayer money on an inane project, but Peter replaces Meg's newsworthy article with one that claims that Luke Perry (from the original Beverly Hills, 90210 cast) is a homosexual. Meanwhile, Stewie fits Chris with a mind-control helmet so he can force him to do his bidding.
Guest Stars: Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Luke Perry as Himself
Director: Gavin Dell

27 :02x20 - Wasted Talent

Jul/25/2000
Peter drinks himself stupid in order to find a golden ticket to the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.
Meanwhile, Lois desperately searches for a excellent piano player for an upcoming competition...and finds one in Peter, who can only play like a pro when he's drunk.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Julia Sweeney as Woman in Restaurant (Woman who says "I'm with my husband") | Jonathan Osser as Various | Michael McKean as Pawtucket Pat | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Adam Carolla as Death | Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Bert Ring

28 :02x21 - Fore, Father

Aug/01/2000
When Peter realizes that Chris has no ambition, he sets his sights on being a father figure to Cleveland's hyperactive son, Cleveland, Jr. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a vaccination at the doctor's office, and thinks it's a mind-control serum when he begins to fall ill.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Mary Ingalls (Kevin's Wife) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Bobby Bowman
Warning: Family Guy guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: FOX ( USA)
Airs: Sundays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: January 31, 1999
Episode Order: 21
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