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Season 3

29 :03x01 - The Thin White Line (1)

Jul/11/2001
Part one of two. Brian's exceptional olfactory skills nets him a job as a drug-sniffing dog, but when the job turns Brian into a cocaine addict, Brian is sent to rehab (with Peter tagging along after missing out on a vacation).
Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various | June Foray as Rocky | Haley Joel Osment as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | Thomas Dekker as Various | Leif Garrett as Himself | Leif Garrett as Himself | Thomas Dekker as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Glen Hill

30 :03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Jul/18/2001
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Jasper | Ray Liotta as Zach | Gary Cole as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Olivia Hack as Various | Jenna Jameson as Herself | Ron Jeremy as Himself | Ray Liotta as Zach | Ron Jeremy as Himself | Jenna Jameson as Herself | Olivia Hack as Various | Louise DuArt as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Gavin Dell
Songs: Barry Manilow -- Looks Like We Made It

32 :03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Aug/01/2001
When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam, which is transformed into a British pub. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to teach a British girl with a heavy Cockney accent how to speak proper English.
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Hugh Laurie as Various | Alan Shearman as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Edward Asner as Steven Bellows
Director: Dan Povenmire

33 :03x05 - And the Wiener is...

Aug/08/2001
Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out his son, Chris, has a bigger penis than he does. Meanwhile, Meg joins the flag girl squad in an attempt to be one of the popular kids.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Debra Wilson as Nurse | Debra Wilson as Nurse | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Patrick Duffy as Jack | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various

36 :03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around the World

Aug/29/2001
Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker, but is disgusted when pervy class nerd, Neil Goldman, lands the internship as well. Meanwhile, Stewie fights back against a bully who stole his tricycle.
Guest Stars: Abe Vigoda as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Danny Smith (1) as The Mass Media Murderer | Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate | Teenage Girl) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Michael Chiklis as Mechanic | Cartoony Crewman | D.D. Howard as Jane Fonda | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | D.D. Howard as Jane Fonda | Hugh Downs as Himself | Michael Chiklis as Mechanic | Cartoony Crewman | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate | Teenage Girl) | Phil LaMarr as Minister | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Mike Barker (1) as The Buff Guy

37 :03x09 - Mr. Saturday Knight

Sep/05/2001
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Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | R. Lee Ermey as Coach | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister | Pimp) | Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara | Maid Madeline) | David Berry (1) as Bobby (Kid #1) | Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman | Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit | Renaissance Guy) | R. Lee Ermey as Coach | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Justin Koznar as Alfalfa (Kid #2) | Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit | Renaissance Guy) | Will Ferrell as Black Knight | Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman (Mafioso) | Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara | Maid Madeline) | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister | Pimp) | Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Adam Carolla as Death

38 :03x10 - Fish Out of Water

Sep/19/2001
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Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Michael Chiklis as Hennessey | Lisa Wilhoit as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Various | Brian Doyle-Murray as Salty | Michael Chiklis as Hennessey | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Bert Ring

39 :03x11 - Emission Impossible

Nov/08/2001
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Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Carol Kane as Carol Pewterschmidt | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver | D.D. Howard as Carol Brady | David Berry (1) as Bobby | Majel Barrett as Computer Voice | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2
Director: Peter Shin
Songs: Eric Carmen -- Hungry Eyes

40 :03x12 - To Live and Die in Dixie

Nov/15/2001
When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off the Southerners during a Civil War Reenactment, and Chris becomes greatly confused when Sam kisses him. Back at home, one of the FBI agents accidentally lets the Griffin's location out, and the robber comes looking for them.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Officer Horowitz (Mr. Stevenson) | Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”) | Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover) | Kathleen Wilhoite as Sam | Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover) | Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”) | Brian Dunkleman as Buck Owens | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ralph Garman as Agent Jenkins (Paul Simon | Jeff Foxworthy)

41 :03x13 - Screwed The Pooch

Nov/29/2001
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Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Ted Turner (Motel Clerk | Veterinarian) | Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor | Lawyer) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Barker as Himself | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom) | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom) | Don LaFontaine as FOX Announcer | Bob Barker as Himself | Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor | Lawyer) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman
Writer: Dave Collard

44 :03x16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Dec/21/2001
In this Christmas episode, Lois struggles to keep her Yuletide cheer after Peter accidentally gives away the family's Christmas presents and Brian sets the kitchen on fire.
Meanwhile, Stewie makes a conscious choice to be good to impress Santa.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | John Kassir as George Bailey | Kid #2 | Hynden Walch as Kid #3 | Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman | Kid #1 | Peter Criss as Himself | Ace Frehley as Himself | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Himself | Gene Simmons as Himself | Ace Frehley as Himself | Peter Criss as Himself | Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman | Kid #1 | John Kassir as George Bailey | Kid #2 | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Brian Hogan

46 :03x18 - From Method to Madness

Jan/24/2002
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Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Jeff Campbell | Ralph Garman as Bernie | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell | Denis Martell as Santos | Mark Paredes as Pasqual | Mark Paredes as Pasqual | Denis Martell as Santos | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller | Ralph Garman as Bernie

48 :03x20 - Road to Europe

Feb/07/2002
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Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Jon Favreau as Various | Sean Flynn as Various | Michelle Horn as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Jane Lynch as Various | Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Various | Fred Willard as Various | Paul Stanley as Various | Gene Simmons as Himself | Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig | Don LaFontaine as Various | Michelle Horn as Various | Sean Flynn as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Wally Wingert as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire

49 :03x21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Feb/14/2002
This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect on it. The episode was hosted by Stewie and Brian.

Li'l Griffins: In the first Li'l Rascal styled segment, the boys are anti-girl, until they meet Lois who says that she likes a brave man. In order to prove to her who is the bravest, they try to stake it out overnight in a haunted house.

No Bones About It: Peter opens a bottle of beer and a Genie bursts out, telling him he has 3 wishes. In order to escape being beaten up, for his last wish, he wishes he had no bones. He escapes from the beating, but becomes a big strain on the family.

Super Griffins: When the Griffin's are hit with radioactive waste, the each gain a super power. At first the vow to use their powers only for good, but it quickly goes to their heads.
Guest Stars: Kelly Ripa as Herself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Adam Carolla as Death | Gary Cole as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker | Judy Greer as Various | Lane Schnaitter as Various | Michael Winslow as Various | Kelly Ripa as Herself | Michael Winslow as Various | Lane Schnaitter as Various | Regis Philbin as Himself | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Judy Greer as Various | Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker | Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Adam Carolla as Death | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons

50 :03x22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Dec/10/2004
When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. The Jewish man does great, and saves Peter a lot of money. This makes Peter decide that in order to be successful in life, Chris needs to become Jewish. Instead of studying hard, Peter takes Chris to Las Vegas for a Vegas Bar Mitzvah.
Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as Himself | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Ricky Blitt as Various | Ed McMahon as Himself | Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg | Peter Riegert as Various | Mary Scheer as Various | Ricky Blitt as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Ricky Blitt
Type: Animation
Genres: Adult Cartoons, Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Airs: Sundays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: January 31, 1999
Episodes Order: 21
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