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Family Guy
| 51 :04x01 - North by North Quahog (May/01/2005) | | When Peter crashes the car on the way to their second honeymoon, he is determined to make it up to Lois. He ends up posing as Mel Gibson to use his private room at a new hotel, and once there they discover a secret upcoming movie: "The Passion of Christ 2". In order to save the world from viewing another Passion movie, Peter steals the film. Meanwhile, back at home, Stewie and Brian pose as parents. And Chris gets falsely accused for drinking at a school dance. | | Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Various, André Sogliuzzo as Various, Richard Kuhlman as Various, Bill Ratner (1) as Various, Hunter Gomez as Various, Don LaFontaine as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, Chris Cox as Various, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various, Wally Wingert as Various | Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Seth MacFarlane | | | |
| 52 :04x02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (May/08/2005) | | After Chris' teacher quits, Brian fills in as his new teacher. All is well at first, until he is moved down to the intermediate class where the troubled kids wear him down to his last nerve. Meanwhile, Chris crushes on his new, hot, teacher. And she tells him that in order to be with her, he has to kill her husband. | | Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Various, Steven Zirnkilton as Narrator, Jonathan Lipnicki as Wesly, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, Tara Strong as Amanda, Drew Barrymore as Teacher | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Ken Goin | | | | | | |
| 54 :04x04 - Don't Make Me Over (Jun/05/2005) | | When Meg gets turned down by yet another guy, she begins to feel sorry for herself. In order to cheer her up, Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover. Meanwhile, Peter puts a band together consisting of him, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. They aren't very successful, until Meg with her shows up with her new look. | | Guest Stars: Tara Strong as Meg (singing), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Bob Widmer as Tin Man, Gene Simmons as Gene Simmons | Director: Alex Frost (1)
Writer: Gene Laufenberg | | | |
| 55 :04x05 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (Jun/12/2005) | | When Peter and Brian walk in on Loretta and Quagmire, they feel they owe it to Cleveland to tell him. When Cleveland confronts Loretta about it, she actually kicks him out! Although, Cleveland doesn't seem phased by any of this. But, with a little motivation from Peter, Cleveland becomes furious...and goes to kill Quagmire. | | Guest Stars: Randy Savage as Macho Man Randy Savage, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe | Director: James Purdum
Writer: Mike Henry (1), Patrick Henry | | | |
| 56 :04x06 - Petarded (Jun/19/2005) | | After Peter wins a game of Trivial Pursuit, he is convinced he is a genius. Brian tries to bring him down to earth by telling him to take the MacArthur Genius test. Not only does the test prove he's not a genius, but it turns out he is mentally challenged. He has a good time taking advantage of this, until he puts Lois in the hospital and the kids are taken from him. | | Guest Stars: Gilbert Gottfried as Child Servis, LeVar Burton as Levar Burton, Cloris Leachman as Cloris Leachman, Gary Cole as Various, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Ralph Garman as various, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Danny Smith (6) as Various | Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin | | | |
| 57 :04x07 - Brian the Bachelor (Jun/26/2005) | | In order to get Cleveland "back on the prowl", the gang takes him to "the Bachelorette" screening auditions. Thanks to Peter, Cleveland doesn't get on the show, but Brian and Quagmire do. Although Brian is at first precautios about it being a T.V. show, he eventually falls for the girl (Brooke), and ends up in the final 2 with Quagmire. Things start to go wrong when the final 2 have to bring Brooke to dinner with their families. Meanwhile, Chris is controlled by an evil pimple. | | Guest Stars: Mark Hentemann as Various, Dr. Drew Pinsky as The Dermatologist, Sebastian Siegel as Various, John Viener as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Chris Cox as Various, John Erwin (1) as Various, Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland Brown, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Joey Slotnick as Various, Michael Bell (1) as Allstar, Nancy Cartwright as Daffney, Jessica Biel as Brooke, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Doug The Pimple, Fred Tatasciore as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 58 :04x08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (Jul/10/2005) | | When Peter over-runs his tab at Goldmans Pharmacy, he signs Meg over to Mort Goldman so his son Neil can finally have Meg. Meg of course rejects, but it turns out Neil has already gotten over Meg and found a new girlfriend. After a while Meg gets jealous and steals Neil "back". But after a while Meg realises she never really liked Neil, and now she must find a way out of the contract. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a new "hot" babysitter who he tries to impress. But things go wrong when her boyfriend shows up. | | Guest Stars: David A. Goodman (1) as Various, Denis Martell as Various, Hillary Tuck as Various, John Viener as Various, Ray Romano (1) as Raymond, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Chris Cox as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Joanna Garcia as Various | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 59 :04x09 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (Jul/17/2005) | | When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail. Back at home, everything begins to fall apart, so the family decides to break Lois out of jail. They make the escape, and start a new life in "Asian Town". However, it is not too long before they are found. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Mo Collins as Book Club Lady 1 | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Tom Devanney | | | |
| 60 :04x10 - Model Misbehavior (Jul/24/2005) | | When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model. Success comes easy...especially with the over use of dieting pills. All of this brings a new look and attitude, neither of which are healthy. Peter realizes that he will need to team up with Mr. Pewedersmhidt to snap Lois out of it. | | Guest Stars: Kate Rigg as Brandi and Esperanza, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 61 :04x11 - Peter's Got Woods (Sep/11/2005) | | In order to impress his new, black, girlfriend, Brian suggests that the school board should rename James Woods High School in honor to Martin Luther King Jr.. In order to stop this, Peter flys out James Woods, and they end up becoming great friends. Brian, upset that Peter ruined his plans, refuses to talk to Peter. And Peter, upset that Brian cares more about his new girlfriend than him, refuses to talk to Brian. | | Guest Stars: James Woods as Himself, Fred Tatasciore as Arnold Palmer, Alex Breckenridge as Christina, Nicole Sullivan as Drunk Chick, Patrick Stewart as Picard, John Viener as Varoius, Gabrielle Union as Shauna, Susana Esteban as varoius, Michael Dorn as Worf, Jonathan Frakes as Riker, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Wally Wingert as Various | Director: Chuck Klein (2)
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | | | | |
| 63 :04x13 - Jungle Love (Sep/25/2005) | | When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Core, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives. He quickly adjusts, and ends up getting married! Meanwhile, back at home, Peter gets demoted at his new job at the brewery after getting drunk on the job. | | Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela, Mia Maestro as Loka, Jay Mohr as Joe Pesci, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Lisa Wilhoit as Beth/Girl #1, Chris Sheridan as Caveman, John Viener as Chieftain, Gary Cole as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Mark Hentemann as Opie, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Danny Smith (6) as Various | Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 64 :04x14 - PTV (Nov/06/2005) | | After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate". This ticks Peter off to the highest extent, so he creates his own TV broadcasting station. When things get out of hand, Lois betrays Peter and calls the FCC who come and begin to censor real life! Soon the whole family is sick of them, now how do they get rid of them? | | Guest Stars: Fred Tatasciore as Various, Anne-Michelle Seiler as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Chris Sheridan as James, John Viener as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin | | | |
| 65 :04x15 - Brian Goes Back to College (Nov/13/2005) | | When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along. As Brian struggles to pass his classes, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, back at home, the gang takes winning the A-Team costume contest a little too far. | | Guest Stars: Anne-Michelle Seiler as Female Student/Little Girl, Fred Tatasciore as Announcer/Father/Professor, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, John Viener as Emcee, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various, Chris Sheridan as James, Mark Hentemann as Goth Freshman/Guy #1, Ralph Garman as Feilding/Lance | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Matt Fleckenstein | | | |
| 66 :04x16 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father (Nov/20/2005) | | When Stewie realizes he has been wasting his time, and losing his main objective to kill Lois, he once again begins to scheme up plots. His preschool teacher shows Lois drawings he made of him killing her, but the teacher and Lois don't notice. All they see is that Peter isn't in any of them. So Peter and Stewie begin spending time together, but nothing is bringing them closer. Until Peter realizes that Stewie enjoys seeing Lois in pain. Stewie and Peter grow very close because of this interest and things get out of hand. When Lois punishes Stewie and Peter does nothing about it, Stewie turns on Peter. In order to make up, Peter takes Stewie to Disney Land, where things get crazy. Meanwhile, In order to pay off a broken window, Chris begins to spend more time with Herbert (the creepy old guy). Only hilarity can come from this. | | Guest Stars: Fred Tatasciore as Michael Eisner, Carrie Fisher as Angela, Mo Collins as Ms. Hobson, Jennifer Jean Snyder as Penelope Cruz, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various, John Viener as Joe | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Kirker Butler | | | |
| 67 :04x17 - Fat Guy Strangler (Nov/27/2005) | | A physical confirms what Peter and Lois have been fearing all along: Peter is too fat. Instead of trying to get skinny, Peter creates the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, after Lois finds an old picture, she discovers she has a long-lost brother, Patrick. It turns out that Patrick is in a nut house, but Lois gets him out. However, Patrick's hatred of fat people makes him a suspect when a bunch a fat men turn up dead. | | Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Cybill Shepard, Tom O'Rourke as Fat Guy, Will Sasso as Todd, Bobby McFerrin as Caveman #2, Robert Downey, Jr. (1) as Patrick Pweterschmidt, Dave Boat as Hand #1, Bob Barker as Himself, Alec Sulkin as Caveman #3, Margaret Easley as Hand #2, Chris Sheridan as Half-Dead Fat Guy, Ralph Garman as Fat Guy, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, John Viener as Bob Barker, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Mike Henry (1) as Various | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | | |
| 68 :04x18 - The Father, the Son & the Holy Fonz (Dec/18/2005) | | When Grandpa Griffin comes for a visit, he, as usual, tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. This causes Peter to search for a new religion, his own religion. Of course, he turns to his idol: the Fonz, and establishes a Church of the Fonz, which proves to be a bigger success then they could ever have imagined. Meanwhile, a mishap puts Stewie living in a bubble. | | Guest Stars: Amir Talai as Hindu Man/Hippie/Wedding Preist, Charles Durning as Francis, Paula Abdul as Herself, Marion Ross as Mrs. Cunningham, Tom Bosley as Mr. Cunningham, Sherry Romito as Joanie, Chris Cox as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Sherman Hemsley as Himself, John Viener as Mr. Crates/TV Announcer, Ralph Garman as Parishoner #1, Chris Sheridan as Fish/Judge/Man, Phil LaMarr (1) as Various, Mike Henry (1) as Various | Director: James Purdum
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | |
| 69 :04x19 - Brian Sings and Swings (Jan/08/2006) | | After a near-death experience, Brian takes a new lease on life. He finds his niche in singing, and lands a nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr.. But he begins to take his new lifestyle a little too far. Meanwhile, Meg begins to question her sexuality in order to impress some new friends. | | Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Sarah, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Chris Sheridan as Man, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Stacey Scowley as Hope, Ralph Garman as Gene Shalit, Frank Sinatra, Jr. (1) as Frank Jr., Nicole Sullivan as Faith; Pretty Woman;Tara, John Viener as Emcee, Ricky Blitt as Cashier, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | | |
| 70 :04x20 - Patriot Games (Jan/29/2006) | | After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain. | | Guest Stars: Carol Channing as Herself, Ralph Garman as Number Three, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Mark Hentemann as Guy / Phony Guy, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone, Danny Smith (6) as Cop / Horse, John Viener as Announcer #2 / Ring Announcer / TV Announcer / British Man / British Woman, Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 / Corner Man, Tom Brady (1) as Himself | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Malachi Barrie, Mike Henry (1) | | | |
| 71 :04x21 - I Take Thee, Quagmire (Mar/12/2006) | | Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But when Quagmire lay's eye's on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love. After a few dates he even asks her to marry him, and she says yes. But at the wedding party he see's Lois and realize's he has made a terrible mistake. But when he tries to break things off, Joan threatens to kill herself. How will he get out of the marriage now? Meanwhile, Lois tries to ween Stewie, and he realizes he's addicted to breast milk. | | Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie, Bryan Cranston as himself, John Viener as Announcer, Alex Trebek as himself, Fred Tatasciore as Alec Baldwin / crewman, Lacey Chabert as Meg, Alex Thomas as Dolphin #1 / Dolphin #4, Darrel Heath as Dolphin #2 / Dolphin #3, Pat Sajak as himself, Steve Callaghan as Operator, Danny Smith (6) as Minister, Adam West as Mayor West, Beth Littleford as Jane Kaczmarek, Christy Romano as Joan / Mother, Patrick Warburton as Joe | | | |
| 72 :04x22 - Sibling Rivalry (Mar/26/2006) | | After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter breaks all the jars and fills them up with his own sperm. Thus, creating Stewie's half-brother and rival Bertram when a lesbian couple decide they want a baby. Meanwhile, Stewie takes his place as king of the playground but when Betram shows up he must defend his terf. | | Guest Stars: Nicole Sullivan as Receptionist, Chris Sheridan as Prisoner #2/Waiter, Phil LaMarr (1) as Man, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Ralph Garman as Caveman #1, Wallace Shawn as Bertram, Wally Wingert as U, Alec Sulkin as Tony Danza, Tara Strong as Tatum / Zack, John Viener as Morgan Freeman / Sylvester Stallone, Danny Smith (6) as A | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | | |
| 73 :04x23 - Deep Throats (Apr/09/2006) | | After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal assistant, is dead set against it. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs to perform at Chris' talent show. They break out the marijuana for some "inspiration". | | Guest Stars: Kate Jackson (1) as Mrs. King, Adam West as Mayor West, Danny Smith (6) as Man #1, Ralph Garman as Guy #1, Frank Welker as Fred, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Chris Sheridan as Blue Car, John Viener as Announcer | | Writer: Alex Borstein | | | |
| 74 :04x24 - Peterotica (Apr/23/2006) | | After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he'll need Lois' father, Carter, to put down some cash. Which he does. But when a man crashes his car while listening to "Peterotica- On Cassette" Carter is sued for every penny he has, and is forced to move in with the Griffin's. Now Peter must help his regain his former wealth. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics. Which is not gay! | | Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland/ Cleveland Jr., Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Stacey Scowley as Renee Zellweger, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Betty White as Herself, Ralph Garman as Ted Turner | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 75 :04x25 - You May Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives (Apr/30/2006) | | When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately tries to change his decision; turning to Lois for support, who is not sure about her feelings on gay marriage. Meanwhile, Chris joins an extremist "Young Republicans" group to impress a girl. | | Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland/ Herbert, Danny Smith (6) as Moby Dick, Adam West as Mayor West, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Chris Sheridan as James Bottomtooth, John Viener as Han Solo, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, Wanda Sykes as Bernice, Chad Morgan as Alyssa | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 76 :04x26 - Petergeist (May/07/2006) | | When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe's new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground. The family warns him not to mess with any of the grounds ancient remains, but Peter does not fall into the superstition and takes out the Indian chief's skull. The house soon shows signs of being haunted, and when Stewie gets sucked into the TV, they are sure of it. However, this is only the beginning of their problems. | | Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe, John Viener as Rocky / John Travolta, Danny Smith (6) as Paulie, Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson as Himself, Adam Carolla as Death, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort, Jim J. Bullock (1) as Himself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild | | | |
| 77 :04x27 - The Griffin Family History (May/14/2006) | | When there's a stir downstairs in the middle of the night, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the robbers. Now trapped inside until they are rescued, Peter tells the story of the Griffin family name. Starting all the way back to the caveman era, to his black slave ancestry. Meanwhile, the family chooses Meg (big surprise) to sneak out of the panic room and alert the police. | | Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr (1) as Ollie Williams, John Viener as Hitler, Chris Sheridan as Chugs, Patrick Warburton as Joe, Lori Alan (1) as African Diane | | Director: Zac Moncrief | | | |
| Stewie B. Goode (May/21/2006) | | After Stewie has a near death experience at the local swimming pool, he decides he needs to make changes in his life in order to become a better person. Meanwhile, after Tom Tucker overhears one of Peter's mindless rants, he asks him to make it a segment on the evening news. However, Tom Tucker soon regrets his decision after Peter begins to steal the spotlight. | | Guest Stars: David Goodman (1) as Jesus, Fred Tatasciore as Ernest Hemingway / Van Gogh, Jennie Garth as Kelly, Tori Spelling as Donna, Jason Priestley as Brandon, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Young Ray Charles, Kate Rigg as Lara Flynn Boyle, Rachael MacFarlane as Kate Capshaw / Britney Spears, John Viener as Indiana Jones / Nick Nolte, Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace, Noel Blanc as Elmer Fudd, Lori Alan (1) as Diane, Phil LaMarr (1) as Detective Scrotes / Ollie Williams, Rory Thost as Brad / Casper, Patrick Warburton as Joe | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Gary Janetti, Chris Sheridan | | | |
| Bango Was His Name-O (May/21/2006) | | After Stewie sees a man on TV in San Fransisco who looks identical to him, he is convinced this man is his father. In another adventure, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire travel to San Fransisco to find the man, who may or may not be Stewie's real father. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois think that Meg and Chris need to spend more time on the dating scene, and give them dating tips hoping they will spend more time out of the house; so they can have more alone time. | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Alex Borstein | | | |
| Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (May/21/2006) | | Stewie and Brian find the man they saw on TV, who turns out to be not Stewie's father, but Stewie's future self, Stu. When Stewie sees what kind of life he will turn out with, he decides he must . However, the changes Stewie makes end up ruining Stu's life. | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
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