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Season 1

2 :01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man

Apr/11/1999
Peter teaches Meg to drive, which leads to Meg failing her driver's test...and things get worse when Peter knocks out the town's TV reception and pins the blame on his own daughter. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a weather-controlling machine so he can destroy broccoli plants.
Guest Stars: Aaron Lustig as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Joey Slotnick as Various | Frank Welker as Freddy | Frank Welker as Freddy | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Butch Hartman as Various | Aaron Lustig as Various | Joey Slotnick as Various |
Uncredited: Erik Estrada as Officer Ponch | Erik Estrada as Officer Ponch

3 :01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Apr/18/1999
Lois prepares for Stewie's first birthday, which Peter nearly ruins when he refuses to make reservations at Cheesy Charlie's and scrambles to set up a party at home. Meanwhile, Meg unwittingly makes friends with a girl who belongs to a cult.
Guest Stars: Gary Janetti as Various | Waylon Jennings as Himself | John O'Hurley as Cult Leader | Butch Hartman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | John O'Hurley as Cult Leader | Waylon Jennings as Himself | Gary Janetti as Various
Director: Dominic Polcino

4 :01x04 - Mind Over Murder

Apr/25/1999
Peter gets put under house arrest (after punching out a man who turns out to be a pregnant woman) and builds a bar in his basement, where Lois becomes a sensation as a lounge singer. Meanwhile, Stewie begins teething and builds a time machine so he can fast-forward through the pain.
Guest Stars: Erik Estrada as Officer Francis “Ponch” Poncherello | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Alex Rocco as Soccer Mom | Alex Rocco as Soccer Mom | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Wally Wingert as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Erik Estrada as Officer Francis “Ponch” Poncherello

6 :01x06 - The Son Also Draws

May/09/1999
After Chris gets kicked out of the Youth Scouts, the Griffins head to the New York headquarters to reinstate his membership. The trip is derailed, however, when Peter needs to use the bathroom and the family stops at an Indian casino, where Lois loses the car in video poker.
Guest Stars: Bobby Slayton as Leonard Cornfeathers | Suzie Plakson as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Suzie Plakson as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Bobby Slayton as Leonard Cornfeathers
Director: Neil Affleck
Writer: Ricky Blitt

7 :01x07 - Brian: Portrait of a Dog

May/16/1999
To earn money for a new air conditioner, Peter enters Brian in a dog show, but Brian disqualifies himself after refusing to perform a demeaning stunt...and ends up fighting for his legal rights as an anthropomorphic dog after getting in trouble with the law.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Dick Van Patten as Tom Bradford | Mary Scheer as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Butch Hartman as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Joey Slotnick as Various | Mary Scheer as Various | Dick Van Patten as Tom Bradford | Rachael MacFarlane as Various
Writer: Gary Janetti

Season 2

8 :02x01 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Sep/23/1999
When Lois's Aunt Marguerite suddenly dies, Lois is surprised to learn that she stands to inherit Cherrywood Manor, Lois's summer home back when she lived with her rich, snobby parents.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as CoCo | Rachael MacFarlane as Maid | Kevin Michael Richardson as Sebastian | Fairuza Balk as Connie DiMico | Gregory Jbara as Various | Robin Leach as Himself | Alex Thomas as Various | Robin Leach as Himself | Gregory Jbara as Various | Bill Escudier as Various | Fairuza Balk as Connie DiMico | Kevin Michael Richardson as Sebastian | Rachael MacFarlane as Maid | Lori Alan as CoCo
Director: Jeff Myers
Songs: Contours -- Do You Love Me

10 :02x03 - DaBoom

Dec/26/1999
Peter freaks out when a man in a chicken suit warns him about the end of the world coming due to the Y2K computer virus and ropes his family into staying with him in the basement on New Years' Eve.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Duffy as Bobby Ewing | Victoria Principal as Pamela Ewing | Will Sasso as Randy Newman | Jack Perkins (2) as Himself | Will Sasso as Randy Newman | Victoria Principal as Pamela Ewing | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Joey Slotnick as Various | Jack Perkins (2) as Himself | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland
Writer: Neil Goldman

11 :02x04 - Brian in Love

Mar/07/2000
When mysterious urine stains begin appearing around the Griffin house, Stewie is blamed and forced into being potty-trained. But when Brian has an accident at the supermarket, he is sent to therapy to find out why he keeps wetting himself.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Wally Wingert as Various | D.D. Howard as Various | Sam Waterston as Dr. Kaplan | Sam Waterston as Dr. Kaplan | D.D. Howard as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Air Supply -- I'm All Out Of Love

12 :02x05 - Love Thy Trophy

Mar/14/2000
Peter fights with his neighbors, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland, after winning a trophy for a parade float. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a diner waitress to earn money for a Prada bag by telling the boss that she's a single mother with a crack-addicted baby (Stewie).
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Debra Wilson as Sandy Belford (Child Services Agent) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff)

13 :02x06 - Death Is a Bitch

Mar/21/2000
During a night of lovemaking, Peter finds a breast lump...on his own chest and fears it may be cancer. After days of worrying, Peter discovers that the lump isn't cancerous, but his medical bill is huge. To get out of paying it, Peter writes down that he's dead, prompting a visit from The Grim Reaper, who ends up incapacitated after breaking his ankle.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Cara Newman as Various | Cara Newman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons |
Uncredited: Norm MacDonald as Death | Norm MacDonald as Death
Songs: Paula Cole -- I Don't Want to Wait

14 :02x07 - The King Is Dead

Mar/28/2000
After Lois inherits control over the Quahog players theater group, she decides to direct her first play, "The King and I", of which Peter inadvertently takes control.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Monte Young

15 :02x08 - I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Mar/28/2000
Peter gets in trouble for telling a sexist joke at work and is forced to go on a women's retreat in order to be more sensitive to the opposite sex (and to keep his job at Happy-Go-Lucky Toys), but the therapy works too well as Peter begins acting too much like a woman.
Guest Stars: Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Phil LaMarr as “N-Word” Jim | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Candice Bergen as Gloria Ironbox | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Rachael MacFarlane as Miss Watson (Director of Women's Retreat) | Phil LaMarr as “N-Word” Jim | Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood
Director: Monte Young
Songs: Singer: Ray Charles Music: Joe Raposo -- “Three's Company” theme

16 :02x09 - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Apr/04/2000
When Peter learns that his favorite TV program, a cop drama called Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been cancelled, Peter lies to a charity service, stating that his teenaged son, Chris, is dying and that his final wish is to have Gumbel 2 Gumbel put back on the air.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Martin Mull as Mr. Harris | Peter Roth as Various | Martin Mull as Mr. Harris | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons

17 :02x10 - Running Mates

Apr/11/2000
With the school's best interest in mind, Lois runs for school board unopposed. However, when Peter discovers that Lois agrees with the firing of his favorite former teacher, he jumps in the race and uses dirty tactics (and a dirty picture of his wife) to win the election.
Guest Stars: Lee Majors as Himself | Dwight Schultz as Randall Fargus | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan (Male Teacher) | Patrick Bristow as Hector | Dwight Schultz as Randall Fargus | Patrick Bristow as Hector | Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan (Male Teacher) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Lee Majors as Himself | Jack Sheldon as “Vagina Junction” Conductor
Director: John Holmquist

18 :02x11 - A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Apr/18/2000
When an art dealer discovers Chris's painting for Peter, The Griffins head to New York, where the art dealer attempts to change Chris into the art world's next big thing.
Guest Stars: Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown | Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Antonio Monatti (Big Bird) | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Charles Kimbrough as Jim Dial | Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana | Joey Slotnick as Bob | Carter (Angry Man) | Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Antonio Monatti (Big Bird) | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Joey Slotnick as Bob | Carter (Angry Man)
Director: Gavin Dell

19 :02x12 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Apr/25/2000
Meg sets her family up on a talk show after they embarrass her during a slumber party. However, when their wacky antics are seen on live television, a network executive thinks the Griffin family would make a great subject for a reality TV show.
Guest Stars: Jay Mohr as Trevor | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Replacement Meg | Beth | Jay Mohr as Trevor | Will Ferrell as Fisherman | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various
Director: Scott Wood

20 :02x13 - Road to Rhode Island

May/30/2000
Brian offers to pick Stewie up from visiting Lois's parents in Palm Springs, but Brian gets drunk at the airport and they miss their flight home. Meanwhile, Lois orders a relationship-building video, which Peter becomes addicted to when he discovers its secret pornographic content.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Hotel Manager | Victoria Principal as Amanda Rebecca | Victoria Principal as Amanda Rebecca | Brian Doyle-Murray as Luke | Wally Wingert as Dr. Kaplan | Danny Smith (1) as Hotel Manager
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Culture Club -- Do You Really Want To Hurt Me

21 :02x14 - Let's Go to the Hop

Jun/06/2000
When toad-licking becomes the popular new drug of choice for the students of James Woods High, Peter goes undercover as a high schooler to stop it--but ends up dating popular girl, Connie D'Amico.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Gregg Allman as Himself | Patrick Bristow as Various | Wayne Collins (1) as Various | Tom Dorfmeister as Various | Tom Dorfmeister as Various | Wayne Collins (1) as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Fairuza Balk as Various | Gregg Allman as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Joey Slotnick as Various
Director: Glen Hill
Songs: Simple Minds -- Don't You Forget About Me, Billy Ocean -- Get Out of My Dream, Get Into My Car

22 :02x15 - Dammit Janet

Jun/13/2000
Lois enrolls Stewie in a daycare center when she worries about his social skills, where Stewie falls for a girl named Janet.
Meanwhile, Lois gets a job as an airline stewardess to combat her boredom at home, but Peter ends up taking advantage of the situation after Quagmire tells him that family members of stewardesses can travel on airplanes for free.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Mo Collins as Various | Camryn Manheim as Various | Camryn Manheim as Various | Mo Collins as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various
Director: Bert Ring

23 :02x16 - There's Something About Paulie

Jun/27/2000
After ignoring Lois' advice, Peter gets tangled with the mob after they solve his car problem. The time comes for Peter to return the favor and the Don asks Peter take his obnoxious nephew, Big Fat Paulie to the movies.
Peter accidently puts a hit out on Lois.
Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Michael Chiklis as Big Fat Paulie | Alan King as The Don | Diane Robin as Various | Debra Wilson as Whoopi Goldberg (Delilah Abraham from How Stella/Groove Back II) | Robert Costanzo as Various | Debra Wilson as Whoopi Goldberg (Delilah Abraham from How Stella/Groove Back II) | Jerry Sroka as Various | Diane Robin as Various | Brent Michael (1) as Various | Alan King as The Don | Jon Cryer as Kevin | Michael Chiklis as Big Fat Paulie | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various
Director: Monte Young

24 :02x17 - He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Jun/27/2000
Chris becomes self-conscious about his weight, so Peter helps him exercise. When the exercise doesn't work, Peter opts for Chris to get liposuction and ends up getting liposuction himself.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Flaherty | Jay Mohr as Logan | Wally Wingert as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (on scavenger hunt) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Flaherty
Director: Glen Hill

26 :02x19 - The Story on Page One

Jul/18/2000
Meg joins the newspaper team to boost her extracurricular activities so she can get into Brown. She writes an article about Mayor West wasting taxpayer money on an inane project, but Peter replaces Meg's newsworthy article with one that claims that Luke Perry (from the original Beverly Hills, 90210 cast) is a homosexual. Meanwhile, Stewie fits Chris with a mind-control helmet so he can force him to do his bidding.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Luke Perry as Himself | Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Gavin Dell

28 :02x21 - Fore, Father

Aug/01/2000
When Peter realizes that Chris has no ambition, he sets his sights on being a father figure to Cleveland's hyperactive son, Cleveland, Jr. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a vaccination at the doctor's office, and thinks it's a mind-control serum when he begins to fall ill.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Mary Ingalls (Kevin's Wife) | Wally Wingert as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Mary Ingalls (Kevin's Wife) | Phil LaMarr as Various
Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Bobby Bowman

Season 3

29 :03x01 - The Thin White Line (1)

Jul/11/2001
Part one of two. Brian's exceptional olfactory skills nets him a job as a drug-sniffing dog, but when the job turns Brian into a cocaine addict, Brian is sent to rehab (with Peter tagging along after missing out on a vacation).
Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various | June Foray as Rocky | Haley Joel Osment as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | Thomas Dekker as Various | Leif Garrett as Himself | Leif Garrett as Himself | Thomas Dekker as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed
Director: Glen Hill

30 :03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Jul/18/2001
Conclusion. Following the events in "The Thin White Line," Brian decides to leave home and become a Hollywood writer. Meanwhile, Lois signs Stewie up to appear on "Kids Say the Darndest Things".
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Jasper | Ray Liotta as Zach | Gary Cole as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Olivia Hack as Various | Jenna Jameson as Herself | Ron Jeremy as Himself | Ray Liotta as Zach | Ron Jeremy as Himself | Jenna Jameson as Herself | Olivia Hack as Various | Louise DuArt as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Gavin Dell
Songs: Barry Manilow -- Looks Like We Made It

32 :03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Aug/01/2001
When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam, which is transformed into a British pub. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to teach a British girl with a heavy Cockney accent how to speak proper English.
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Hugh Laurie as Various | Alan Shearman as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Edward Asner as Steven Bellows
Director: Dan Povenmire

33 :03x05 - And the Wiener is...

Aug/08/2001
Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out his son, Chris, has a bigger penis than he does. Meanwhile, Meg joins the flag girl squad in an attempt to be one of the popular kids.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Debra Wilson as Nurse | Debra Wilson as Nurse | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Patrick Duffy as Jack | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various
Director: Bert Ring

36 :03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around the World

Aug/29/2001
Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker, but is disgusted when pervy class nerd, Neil Goldman, lands the internship as well. Meanwhile, Stewie fights back against a bully who stole his tricycle.
Guest Stars: Abe Vigoda as Himself | Mike Barker (1) as The Buff Guy | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Danny Smith (1) as The Mass Media Murderer | Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate | Teenage Girl) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Michael Chiklis as Mechanic | Cartoony Crewman | D.D. Howard as Jane Fonda | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | D.D. Howard as Jane Fonda | Hugh Downs as Himself | Michael Chiklis as Mechanic | Cartoony Crewman | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate | Teenage Girl) | Phil LaMarr as Minister | Ralph Garman as Dustin Hoffman | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Mike Barker (1) as The Buff Guy

37 :03x09 - Mr. Saturday Knight

Sep/05/2001
Peter, once again, finds himself out of work when his boss, Mr. Weed, dies, and the toy factory gets demolished in order to make a disease control center. After unsuccessfully trying to hold down a series of jobs (including prostituting himself), Peter becomes a Renaissance fair knight, who must fight his idol, The Black Knight.
Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | R. Lee Ermey as Coach | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister | Pimp) | Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara | Maid Madeline) | David Berry (1) as Bobby (Kid #1) | Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman | Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit | Renaissance Guy) | Justin Koznar as Alfalfa (Kid #2) | R. Lee Ermey as Coach | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Justin Koznar as Alfalfa (Kid #2) | Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit | Renaissance Guy) | Will Ferrell as Black Knight | Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman (Mafioso) | Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara | Maid Madeline) | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister | Pimp) | Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Adam Carolla as Death

38 :03x10 - Fish Out of Water

Sep/19/2001
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Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Michael Chiklis as Hennessey | Lisa Wilhoit as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Various | Brian Doyle-Murray as Salty | Michael Chiklis as Hennessey | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Bert Ring

39 :03x11 - Emission Impossible

Nov/08/2001
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Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Carol Kane as Carol Pewterschmidt | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver | D.D. Howard as Carol Brady | David Berry (1) as Bobby | Majel Barrett as Computer Voice | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gary Cole as Mike Brady (Thug #1) | Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2
Director: Peter Shin
Songs: Eric Carmen -- Hungry Eyes

40 :03x12 - To Live and Die in Dixie

Nov/15/2001
When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off the Southerners during a Civil War Reenactment, and Chris becomes greatly confused when Sam kisses him. Back at home, one of the FBI agents accidentally lets the Griffin's location out, and the robber comes looking for them.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Agent Jenkins (Paul Simon | Jeff Foxworthy) | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Officer Horowitz (Mr. Stevenson) | Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”) | Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover) | Kathleen Wilhoite as Sam | Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover) | Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”) | Brian Dunkleman as Buck Owens | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ralph Garman as Agent Jenkins (Paul Simon | Jeff Foxworthy)

41 :03x13 - Screwed The Pooch

Nov/29/2001
Peter finally begins to impress Carter, and the two become friends after Peter gives Carter a tip on beating Ted Turner in poker, but the friendship is shattered when a horny Brian has sex with Carter's favorite race dog, Sea Breeze.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Ted Turner (Motel Clerk | Veterinarian) | Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor | Lawyer) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Barker as Himself | Don LaFontaine as FOX Announcer | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom) | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom) | Don LaFontaine as FOX Announcer | Bob Barker as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor | Lawyer) | Ralph Garman as Ted Turner (Motel Clerk | Veterinarian) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman
Writer: Dave Collard

44 :03x16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Dec/21/2001
In this Christmas episode, Lois struggles to keep her Yuletide cheer after Peter accidentally gives away the family's Christmas presents and Brian sets the kitchen on fire.
Meanwhile, Stewie makes a conscious choice to be good to impress Santa.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | John Kassir as George Bailey | Kid #2 | Hynden Walch as Kid #3 | Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman | Kid #1 | Peter Criss as Himself | Ace Frehley as Himself | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Himself | Gene Simmons as Himself | Ace Frehley as Himself | Peter Criss as Himself | Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman | Kid #1 | John Kassir as George Bailey | Kid #2 | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Brian Hogan

46 :03x18 - From Method to Madness

Jan/24/2002
Peter and Lois find it hard to understand a family of nudists they meet, and forbid Meg to see their son who actually likes her. Meanwhile, Stewie enrolls in an acting school, and must team up with his enemy Olivia in order to stay.
Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Dave Campell | Chris Cox as Jeff Campbell | Ralph Garman as Bernie | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell | Denis Martell as Santos | Mark Paredes as Pasqual | Mark Paredes as Pasqual | Denis Martell as Santos | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller | Ralph Garman as Bernie
Director: Bert Ring

48 :03x20 - Road to Europe

Feb/07/2002
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Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Jon Favreau as Various | Sean Flynn as Various | Michelle Horn as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Jane Lynch as Various | Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Various | Fred Willard as Various | Paul Stanley as Various | Gene Simmons as Himself | Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig | Don LaFontaine as Various | Michelle Horn as Various | Sean Flynn as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Wally Wingert as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Chris Cox as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire

49 :03x21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Feb/14/2002
This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect on it. The episode was hosted by Stewie and Brian.

Li'l Griffins: In the first Li'l Rascal styled segment, the boys are anti-girl, until they meet Lois who says that she likes a brave man. In order to prove to her who is the bravest, they try to stake it out overnight in a haunted house.

No Bones About It: Peter opens a bottle of beer and a Genie bursts out, telling him he has 3 wishes. In order to escape being beaten up, for his last wish, he wishes he had no bones. He escapes from the beating, but becomes a big strain on the family.

Super Griffins: When the Griffin's are hit with radioactive waste, the each gain a super power. At first the vow to use their powers only for good, but it quickly goes to their heads.
Guest Stars: Kelly Ripa as Herself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Adam Carolla as Death | Gary Cole as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker | Judy Greer as Various | Regis Philbin as Himself | Lane Schnaitter as Various | Michael Winslow as Various | Kelly Ripa as Herself | Michael Winslow as Various | Lane Schnaitter as Various | Regis Philbin as Himself | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Judy Greer as Various | Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker | Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Adam Carolla as Death | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons

50 :03x22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Dec/10/2004
When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. The Jewish man does great, and saves Peter a lot of money. This makes Peter decide that in order to be successful in life, Chris needs to become Jewish. Instead of studying hard, Peter takes Chris to Las Vegas for a Vegas Bar Mitzvah.
Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as Himself | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Andrea Hutchman as Various | Ricky Blitt as Various | Ed McMahon as Himself | Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg | Peter Riegert as Various | Mary Scheer as Various | Ricky Blitt as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Ricky Blitt

Season 4

51 :04x01 - North by North Quahog

May/01/2005
When Peter crashes the car on the way to their second honeymoon, he is determined to make it up to Lois. He ends up posing as Mel Gibson to use his private room at a new hotel, and once there they discover a secret upcoming movie: "The Passion of Christ 2". In order to save the world from viewing another Passion movie, Peter steals the film. Meanwhile, back at home, Stewie and Brian pose as parents. And Chris gets falsely accused for drinking at a school dance.
Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Hunter Gomez as Various | Bill Ratner as Various | Richard Kuhlman as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Richard Kuhlman as Various | Bill Ratner as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Chris Cox as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Peter Shin

52 :04x02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

May/08/2005
After Chris' teacher quits, Brian fills in as his new teacher. All is well at first, until he is moved down to the intermediate class where the troubled kids wear him down to his last nerve. Meanwhile, Chris crushes on his new, hot, teacher. And she tells him that in order to be with her, he has to kill her husband.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Ben Affleck | Vincent van Gogh | Tom Tucker | Bear | Seth Green as Matt Damon | Tim | Seth Green as Matt Damon | Tim | Tara Strong as Amanda | Steven Zirnkilton as Narrator | Juanita Jennings as Miss Clifton | Ralph Garman as Ronald Lockhart | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Hillary Tuck as Various | Dave Walsh as Various | Drew Barrymore as Mrs. Lana Lockhart | Tara Strong as Amanda | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Steven Zirnkilton as Narrator | Juanita Jennings as Miss Clifton | Arif S. Kinchen as Various | Ralph Garman as Ronald Lockhart | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Anthony Morris as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Dave Walsh as Various

53 :04x03 - Blind Ambition

May/15/2005
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire earns a key to the city after saving a young lady, Peter begins to feel that he has not accomplished much in his life. To make amend for this, he decides to set the record for most nickels eaten. However, one to many nickels leaves him blind.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Judd Hirsch as Himself | Gina Gershon as Herself | Judd Hirsch as Himself | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Gary Cole as Various
Director: Chuck Klein (2)

54 :04x04 - Don't Make Me Over

Jun/05/2005
When Meg gets turned down by yet another guy, she begins to feel sorry for herself. In order to cheer her up, Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover. Meanwhile, Peter puts a band together consisting of him, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. They aren't very successful, until Meg with her shows up with her new look.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Tara Strong as Meg (singing) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Bob Widmer as Tin Man | Tara Strong as Meg (singing) | Gene Simmons as Gene Simmons | Bob Widmer as Tin Man | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Sarah Frost
Songs: Journey -- Don't Stop Believing

55 :04x05 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Jun/12/2005
When Peter and Brian walk in on Loretta and Quagmire, they feel they owe it to Cleveland to tell him. When Cleveland confronts Loretta about it, she actually kicks him out! Although, Cleveland doesn't seem phased by any of this. But, with a little motivation from Peter, Cleveland becomes furious...and goes to kill Quagmire.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Randy Savage as Macho Man Randy Savage | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: James Purdum

56 :04x06 - Petarded

Jun/19/2005
After Peter wins a game of Trivial Pursuit, he is convinced he is a genius. Brian tries to bring him down to earth by telling him to take the MacArthur Genius test. Not only does the test prove he's not a genius, but it turns out he is mentally challenged. He has a good time taking advantage of this, until he puts Lois in the hospital and the kids are taken from him.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Rocky Dennis | Seth Green as Rocky Dennis | Danny Smith (1) as Japanese Man | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Cloris Leachman as Herself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Indigo as Various | Len Maxwell as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | John Viener as Lawyer | Agent Jessup | Alec Sulkin as Dan Rather | Lisa Wilhoit as Various | LeVar Burton as Vern | Cloris Leachman as Herself | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Japanese Man | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Indigo as Various | Len Maxwell as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | John Viener as Lawyer | Agent Jessup | Alec Sulkin as Dan Rather | Lisa Wilhoit as Various
Director: Seth Kearsley
Songs: Pat Benetar -- The Warrior

57 :04x07 - Brian the Bachelor

Jun/26/2005
In order to get Cleveland "back on the prowl", the gang takes him to "the Bachelorette" screening auditions. Thanks to Peter, Cleveland doesn't get on the show, but Brian and Quagmire do. Although Brian is at first precautios about it being a T.V. show, he eventually falls for the girl (Brooke), and ends up in the final 2 with Quagmire. Things start to go wrong when the final 2 have to bring Brooke to dinner with their families. Meanwhile, Chris is controlled by an evil pimple.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Producer | Joey Slotnick as Various | Nancy Cartwright as Daffney (Snork) | Jessica Biel as Brooke | Kevin Michael Richardson as Doug The Pimple | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dr. Drew Pinsky as The Dermatologist | Sebastian Siegel as Various | John Viener as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Cox as Various | John Erwin as He-Man | Nancy Cartwright as Daffney (Snork) | Kevin Michael Richardson as Doug The Pimple | Michael Bell (1) as Allstar (Snork) | John Erwin as He-Man | Chris Cox as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | John Viener as Various | Sebastian Siegel as Various | Dr. Drew Pinsky as The Dermatologist | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Joey Slotnick as Various | Jessica Biel as Brooke
Director: Dan Povenmire

58 :04x08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Jul/10/2005
When Peter over-runs his tab at Goldmans Pharmacy, he signs Meg over to Mort Goldman so his son Neil can finally have Meg. Meg of course rejects, but it turns out Neil has already gotten over Meg and found a new girlfriend. After a while Meg gets jealous and steals Neil "back". But after a while Meg realises she never really liked Neil, and now she must find a way out of the contract. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a new "hot" babysitter who he tries to impress. But things go wrong when her boyfriend shows up.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Jake Tucker | Hitler | Seth MacFarlane as Jake Tucker | Hitler | Alex Borstein as Eva Braun | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Jeremy | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Jeremy | Joanna Garcia as LaDawn | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ray Romano as Raymond | Hillary Tuck as Cecila | Denis Martell as Various | David A. Goodman as Various | Joanna Garcia as LaDawn | David A. Goodman as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Hillary Tuck as Cecila | John Viener as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Greg Colton

59 :04x09 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Jul/17/2005
When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail. Back at home, everything begins to fall apart, so the family decides to break Lois out of jail. They make the escape, and start a new life in "Asian Town". However, it is not too long before they are found.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Paul Ganus as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Hunter Gomez as Chunk | Mark Hentemann as Trucker (in Red Shirt) | Joseph Seal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Mo Collins as Book Club Lady 1 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Paul Ganus as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Hunter Gomez as Chunk | Mark Hentemann as Trucker (in Red Shirt) | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Rob Narita as Sumo Announcer | Joseph Seal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Tom Devanney

60 :04x10 - Model Misbehavior

Jul/24/2005
When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model. Success comes easy...especially with the over use of dieting pills. All of this brings a new look and attitude, neither of which are healthy. Peter realizes that he will need to team up with Mr. Pewedersmhidt to snap Lois out of it.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Karen Parotta | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Kate Rigg as Brandi | Esperanza | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kim Parks as Various | Saundra McClain as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kim Parks as Various | Saundra McClain as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland
Director: Sarah Frost

61 :04x11 - Peter's Got Woods

Sep/11/2005
In order to impress his new, black, girlfriend, Brian suggests that the school board should rename James Woods High School in honor to Martin Luther King Jr.. In order to stop this, Peter flys out James Woods, and they end up becoming great friends. Brian, upset that Peter ruined his plans, refuses to talk to Peter. And Peter, upset that Brian cares more about his new girlfriend than him, refuses to talk to Brian.
Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Gary Cole as Various | Jonathan Frakes as Commander Riker | Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf | Susana Esteban as varoius | Gabrielle Union as Shauna | John Viener as Various | Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard | Nicole Sullivan as Drunk Chick | Alex Breckenridge as Christina | Fred Tatasciore as Arnold Palmer | James Woods as Himself | Marina Sirtis as Commander Troi (From Deleted Scene) | James Woods as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Arnold Palmer | Nicole Sullivan as Drunk Chick | Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard | John Viener as Various | Gabrielle Union as Shauna | Susana Esteban as varoius | Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf | Jonathan Frakes as Commander Riker | Gary Cole as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | Marina Sirtis as Commander Troi (From Deleted Scene)
Director: Chuck Klein (2)

62 :04x12 - Perfect Castaway

Sep/18/2005
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Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | Phil LaMarr as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jenna Von Oÿ as Various | Jenna Von Oÿ as Various | Corey Burton as The Tribe's People | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Phil LaMarr as Various | Adam Carolla as Death
Director: James Purdum
Writer: John Viener

63 :04x13 - Jungle Love

Sep/25/2005
When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Corps, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives. He quickly adjusts, and ends up getting married! Meanwhile, back at home, Peter gets demoted at his new job at the brewery after getting drunk on the job.
Guest Stars: Nicole Sullivan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Chieftain | Chris Sheridan as Caveman | Lisa Wilhoit as Beth/Girl #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mia Maestro as Loka | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Gary Cole as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Chieftain | Chris Sheridan as Caveman | Jay Mohr as Joe Pesci | Mia Maestro as Loka | Carrie Fisher as Angela
Director: Seth Kearsley
Songs: Alice Cooper -- No More Mister Nice Guy

64 :04x14 - PTV

Nov/06/2005
After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate". This ticks Peter off to the highest extent, so he creates his own TV broadcasting station. When things get out of hand, Lois betrays Peter and calls the FCC who come and begin to censor real life! Soon the whole family is sick of them, now how do they get rid of them?
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Osama bin Laden | FCC #2 | Congressman | Seth MacFarlane as Osama bin Laden | FCC #2 | Congressman | Alex Borstein as Edith Bunker | Seth Green as Jake Ryan | Seth Green as Jake Ryan | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | FCC #3 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Officer Reeses | John Viener as TV Executive | Apache Chief | FCC #1 | Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth | Ralph Garman as Archie Bunker | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Robin Hood | Chrissy | Fred Tatasciore as Cobra Commander | Fred Tatasciore as Cobra Commander | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Robin Hood | Chrissy | Ralph Garman as Archie Bunker | Mark Hentemann as Army Reception | Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth | John Viener as TV Executive | Apache Chief | FCC #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Bob Hope | Johnny Brennan (1) as Officer Reeses | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | FCC #3
Director: Dan Povenmire

65 :04x15 - Brian Goes Back to College

Nov/13/2005
When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along. As Brian struggles to pass his classes, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, back at home, the gang takes winning the A-Team costume contest a little too far.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Feilding | Lance | Mark Hentemann as Caleb | Guy #1 | John Viener as Emcee | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mark Hentemann as Caleb | Guy #1 | Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth | Phil LaMarr as Various | John Viener as Emcee | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Announcer | Father | Professor | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Female Student | Little Girl
Director: Greg Colton

66 :04x16 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Nov/20/2005
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Guest Stars: John Viener as Joe | Phil LaMarr as Various | Jennifer Jean Snyder as Penelope Cruz | Mo Collins as Ms. Hobson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Fred Tatasciore as Michael Eisner | Hunter Gomez as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Kevin Michael Richardson as Soundwave | Tara Strong as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Joe | Phil LaMarr as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jennifer Jean Snyder as Penelope Cruz | Mo Collins as Ms. Hobson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Kim Parks as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Soundwave | Tara Strong as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Kurt Dumas

70 :04x20 - Patriot Games

Jan/29/2006
After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain.
Guest Stars: Tom Brady (1) as Himself | Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 | Corner Man | John Viener as Announcer #2 | Ring Announcer | TV Announcer | British Man | British Woman | Danny Smith (1) as Cop | Horse | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Mark Hentemann as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carol Channing as Herself | Jay Leno as Himself | Tom Brady (1) as Himself | Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 | Corner Man | John Viener as Announcer #2 | Ring Announcer | TV Announcer | British Man | British Woman | Danny Smith (1) as Cop | Horse | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Mark Hentemann as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carol Channing as Herself | Jay Leno as Himself

71 :04x21 - I Take Thee, Quagmire

Mar/12/2006
Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But when Quagmire lay's eye's on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love. After a few dates he even asks her to marry him, and she says yes. But at the wedding party he see's Lois and realize's he has made a terrible mistake. But when he tries to break things off, Joan threatens to kill herself. How will he get out of the marriage now? Meanwhile, Lois tries to ween Stewie, and he realizes he's addicted to breast milk.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Pat Sajak as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Operator | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Beth Littleford as Jane Kaczmarek | Christy Romano as Joan | Mother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Thomas as Dolphin #1 | Dolphin #4 | Adam Carolla as Death | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Bryan Cranston as Himself | Alex Trebek as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Alec Baldwin | Crewman | Lacey Chabert as Meg | Pat Sajak as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Operator | Danny Smith (1) as Minister | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Christy Romano as Joan | Mother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Darrel Heath as Dolphin #2 | Dolphin #3 | Alex Thomas as Dolphin #1 | Dolphin #4 | Adam Carolla as Death | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Alex Trebek as Himself | Lacey Chabert as Meg
Director: Seth Kearsley

72 :04x22 - Sibling Rivalry

Mar/26/2006
After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter breaks all the jars and fills them up with his own sperm. Thus, creating Stewie's half-brother and rival Bertram when a lesbian couple decide they want a baby. Meanwhile, Stewie takes his place as king of the playground but when Betram shows up he must defend his terf.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as A | John Viener as Morgan Freeman | Sylvester Stallone | Tara Strong as Tatum | Zack | Alec Sulkin as Tony Danza | Wally Wingert as U | Ralph Garman as Caveman #1 | Phil LaMarr as Man | Chris Sheridan as Prisoner #2 | Waiter | Nicole Sullivan as Receptionist | Danny Smith (1) as A | John Viener as Morgan Freeman | Sylvester Stallone | Wally Wingert as U | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | Ralph Garman as Caveman #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Man | Nicole Sullivan as Receptionist
Director: Dan Povenmire

73 :04x23 - Deep Throats

Apr/09/2006
After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal assistant, is dead set against it. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs to perform at Chris' talent show. They break out the marijuana for some "inspiration".
Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Frank Welker as Freddy | Ralph Garman as Guy #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Man #1 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Kate Jackson as Mrs. King | John Viener as Announcer | Chris Sheridan as Blue Car | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Frank Welker as Freddy | Ralph Garman as Guy #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Man #1 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Greg Colton

74 :04x24 - Peterotica

Apr/23/2006
After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he'll need Lois' father, Carter, to put down some cash. Which he does. But when a man crashes his car while listening to "Peterotica- On Cassette" Carter is sued for every penny he has, and is forced to move in with the Griffin's. Now Peter must help his regain his former wealth. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics. Which is not gay!
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Armando's Wife | Julia Roberts | Alex Borstein as Armando's Wife | Julia Roberts | Ralph Garman as Ted Turner | Betty White as Herself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Stacey Scowley as Renee Zellweger | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Sheridan as Train Conductor | Mike Henry (1) as Armando / Gardener | Nicole Sullivan as Girl in Bookstore | John Viener as Scott Greenberg | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Ralph Garman as Ted Turner | Betty White as Herself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Train Conductor | Mike Henry (1) as Armando / Gardener | Nicole Sullivan as Girl in Bookstore | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Songs: Del Amitri -- Roll To Me

75 :04x25 - You May Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives

Apr/30/2006
When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately tries to change his decision; turning to Lois for support, who is not sure about her feelings on gay marriage. Meanwhile, Chris joins an extremist "Young Republicans" group to impress a girl.
Guest Stars: Chad Morgan as Alyssa | The Proclaimers as Themselves (as Charlie Reid & Craig Reid) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Han Solo | Chris Sheridan as Elephant | James William Bottomtooth | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Moby Dick | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Nun | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Stark Sands as Various | Chad Morgan as Alyssa | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Chris Sheridan as Elephant | James William Bottomtooth | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Nun | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Stark Sands as Various
Director: Kurt Dumas
Songs: The Proclaimers -- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

76 :04x26 - Petergeist

May/07/2006
When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe's new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground. The family warns him not to mess with any of the grounds ancient remains, but Peter does not fall into the superstition and takes out the Indian chief's skull. The house soon shows signs of being haunted, and when Stewie gets sucked into the TV, they are sure of it. However, this is only the beginning of their problems.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Adrian Pennino | Homeless Waitress / Librarian | Seth Green as Home Supply Employee | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Adam Carolla as Death | Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Paulie | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Bob Costas as Himself (DVD Only Scene) | Ralph Garman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Stacey Scowley as Various | Adam Carolla as Death | John Viener as Rocky Balboa | John Travolta | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Bob Costas as Himself (DVD Only Scene)
Director: Sarah Frost

78 :04x28 - Stewie B. Goode (1)

May/21/2006
After Stewie has a near death experience at the local swimming pool, he decides he needs to make changes in his life in order to become a better person. Meanwhile, after Tom Tucker overhears one of Peter's mindless rants, he asks him to make it a segment on the evening news. However, Tom Tucker soon regrets his decision after Peter begins to steal the spotlight.
Guest Stars: Rory Thost as Brad | Casper | Phil LaMarr as Detective Scrotes | Ollie Williams | Noel Blanc as Elmer Fudd | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | John Viener as Indiana Jones | Nick Nolte | Rachael MacFarlane as Kate Capshaw | Britney Spears | Kate Rigg as Lara Flynn Boyle | Kevin Michael Richardson as Young Ray Charles | Fred Tatasciore as Ernest Hemingway | Van Gogh | David A. Goodman as Jesus | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gary Janetti as Various | Ron Livingston as Lackluster Video Employee | Don LaFontaine as Various | Rory Thost as Brad | Casper | Phil LaMarr as Detective Scrotes | Ollie Williams | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Noel Blanc as Elmer Fudd | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Rachael MacFarlane as Kate Capshaw | Britney Spears | Fred Tatasciore as Ernest Hemingway | Van Gogh | David A. Goodman as Jesus | Gary Janetti as Various | Ron Livingston as Lackluster Video Employee | Don LaFontaine as Various

79 :04x29 - Bango Was His Name-O (2)

May/21/2006
After Stewie sees a man on TV in San Fransisco who looks identical to him, he is convinced this man is his father. In another adventure, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire travel to San Fransisco to find the man, who may or may not be Stewie's real father. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois think that Meg and Chris need to spend more time on the dating scene, and give them dating tips hoping they will spend more time out of the house; so they can have more alone time.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo | Ralph Garman as Various | Jennie Garth as Kelly | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Jason Priestley as Brandon | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tori Spelling as Donna | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo | Ralph Garman as Various | Jennie Garth as Kelly | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jason Priestley as Brandon | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tori Spelling as Donna | John Viener as Various
Songs: Jerry Reed -- Eastbound & Down

80 :04x30 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (3)

May/21/2006
Stewie and Brian find the man they saw on TV, who turns out to be not Stewie's father, but Stewie's future self, Stu. When Stewie sees what kind of life he will turn out with, he decides he must . However, the changes Stewie makes end up ruining Stu's life.
Guest Stars: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer | Michael Clarke Duncan as The Stork | Adam Borstein as Fireman | Priest | Ralph Garman as Various | David A. Goodman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Ron | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer | Michael Clarke Duncan as The Stork | Adam Borstein as Fireman | Priest | Ralph Garman as Various | David A. Goodman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Various

Season 5

81 :05x01 - Stewie Loves Lois

Sep/10/2006
After Rupert is violently ripped to shreds by a stray dog, Lois sows him back together. Grateful for saving his beloved teddy, Stewie becomes obsessed with spending time with her. At first Lois loves all the loving attention, but after time all his love wears her out. Meanwhile, Peter files a lawsuit on the local doctor after he misinterprets his prostate exam.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Phil LaMarr as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Dave Boat as Rupert | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Woman | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Dave Boat as Rupert | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Woman
Songs: Kenny Loggins -- I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)

83 :05x03 - Hell Comes to Quahog

Sep/24/2006
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Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Rachael MacFarlane as Fat Chick | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Rachael MacFarlane as Fat Chick | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Dan Povenmire
Songs: Lisa Loeb -- Stay

84 :05x04 - Saving Private Brian

Nov/05/2006
When Chris is asked to join the military, Brian is outraged, and heads down to the recruiting office to speak his mind. Once there, Stewie is swindled into signing him and Brian into the military. They are shipped to Iraq, where they desperately try to get honorably discharged in any way possible. Meanwhile, back in Quahog, Chris joins a Goth band.
Guest Stars: Macaulay Culkin as Joey | Louis Gossett, Jr. as Sergeant Angryman | Phil LaMarr as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | John Viener as Various | Macaulay Culkin as Joey | Louis Gossett, Jr. as Sergeant Angryman | Phil LaMarr as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | John Viener as Various
Songs: Elmer Bernstein -- The Theme Song From "Stripes"

85 :05x05 - Whistle While Your Wife Works

Nov/12/2006
When Peter gets injured on the job his boss finds out he's been falling behind; Lois goes down there to help him speed things up. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to get Brian to dump his new beautiful but not so intelligent girlfriend.
Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various
Director: Greg Colton

86 :05x06 - Prick Up Your Ears

Nov/19/2006
When Lois starts teaching sex-ed at Chris' school, parents become upset with her uncomfortable honesty. She is replaced with a conservative christian who has all of the condoms removed from James Woods High, but the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile, Stewie sets up a trap to destroy the Tooth Fairy after he loses his first tooth.
Guest Stars: David Cross as Jerry Kirkwood | Gary Cole as Various | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | John Viener as Various | David Cross as Jerry Kirkwood | Gary Cole as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: James Purdum

87 :05x07 - Chick Cancer

Nov/26/2006
Stewie reunites with his old flame Olivia and the two decide to get married. However, their relationship soon begins to dull out. Meanwhile, after Lois introduces Peter to "chick flicks" he decides to make his own.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Stacey Scowley as Various | Dave Boat as Richard Gere | Lizzy Caplan as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Stacey Scowley as Various | Dave Boat as Richard Gere | Lizzy Caplan as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia

88 :05x08 - Barely Legal

Dec/17/2006
Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to get the night over, and ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her "Boyfriend" (even though he is of a different species) and begins to spend every moment with him. In the mean time, Peter, Quagmire and Cleaveland decide to join the Police Force.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | Garrett Morris as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Barclay Deveau as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | Tamera Mowry as Esther | Chris Sheridan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Beth and Connie | Barclay Deveau as Various
Director: Zac Moncrief
Songs: Richard Marx -- Hold on to the Nights, Annie Lennox -- Why

89 :05x09 - Road to Rupert

Jan/28/2007
When Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a garage sale him and Stewie go on a quest to find him. Meanwhile, Peter loses his drivers license and Meg has to drive him around. Surprisingly, they bond.
Guest Stars: Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star | George Wendt as Norm Peterson | Ted McGinley as Helicopter Rental Agent | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants | Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star | George Wendt as Norm Peterson | Rob Lowe as Stanford | Ted McGinley as Helicopter Rental Agent
Director: Dan Povenmire

91 :05x11 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Feb/18/2007
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter ends up beating him up. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Fozzy | Beth Littleford as Various | John Viener as Various | Keir Gilchrist as Kyle | Chris Sheridan as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Fozzy | Beth Littleford as Various | John Viener as Various | Keir Gilchrist as Kyle | Chris Sheridan as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: The Dream Academy -- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

92 :05x12 - Airport '07

Mar/04/2007
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Guest Stars: Hugh M. Hefner as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Airport Employee | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Hugh M. Hefner as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Alec Sulkin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Airport Employee | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: David Rose -- Closing Theme from Little House on the Prarie, Elmer Bernstein -- Theme Music from Airplane, Harold Faltermeyer & Steve Stevens -- Theme song from Top Gun

93 :05x13 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Mar/11/2007
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Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | John Viener as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Alec Sulkin as Starbucks Guy | Roy Scheider as Himself | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | John Viener as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Alec Sulkin as Starbucks Guy | Roy Scheider as Himself | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Dominic Polcino
Songs: Conway Twitty -- You've Never Been This Far Before, Conway Twitty -- Your Love Had Taken Me That High, (Unknown artist) -- Night Court theme song

94 :05x14 - No Meals On Wheels

Mar/25/2007
After a historical coin is found under the Griffin's carpet, Peter and Lois start a family restaurant, which soon turns into a favorite place for the paraplegic community of Quahog. But Peter turns against them.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Keith Ferguson as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Patrick Stewart as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Arnold McCuller as Various | Keith Ferguson as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various
Songs: Elton John -- I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

95 :05x15 - Boys Do Cry

Apr/29/2007
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.


Source: FOX
Guest Stars: John Viener as Priest | Chris Cox as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alec Sulkin as Announcer #2 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Bill Engvall as Duke Dillon | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Kirker Butler as George W. Bush | Gilbert Gottfried as Horse | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Chris Cox as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alec Sulkin as Announcer #2 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Bill Engvall as Duke Dillon | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Camilla Stull as Baby Girl | Kirker Butler as George W. Bush
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: June Pointer -- Little Boy Sweet

96 :05x16 - No Chris Left Behind

May/06/2007
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you'll never guess how it all ends.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby | John Viener as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Alec Sulkin as Construction Worker | Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | John Viener as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Alec Sulkin as Construction Worker

97 :05x17 - It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One

May/13/2007
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she 'dumbs down' her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter's enjoying being the "first lady" and all of the perks that go along with it.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Don Most as Himself | Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Don Most as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Keith Olbermann as Bob Grossbeard | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Zac Moncrief

98 :05x18 - Meet the Quagmires

May/20/2007
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire.


Source: Fox
Guest Stars: John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Adam Carolla as Death | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Will Sasso as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Singer (“Earth Angel” Performer)
Songs: Harold Faltermeyer -- Axel F aka Beverly Hills Cop Theme, Kenny Loggins -- Mr. Night

Season 6

Family Guy 100th Episode Special

Nov/04/2007
Family Guy looks back at the most memorable moments in this milestone 100th episode special.

99 :06x01 - Blue Harvest

Sep/23/2007
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told, the story of Star Wars!

After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance.

On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Obi Wan | Greedo (Herbert as Obi Wan | Bruce as Greedo) | Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold | Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold | Rush Limbaugh as WTAT Tatooine's All Talk Radio Host | Lori Alan as Imperial Reporter (as Diane Simmons) | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Mick Hucknall as Himself | Helen Reddy as Herself | Luke Adams (3) as Various | Darrel Heath as Various | Judd Nelson as John Bender (DVD Only) | Don Tai as Tie Fighter Pilot | Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin (as Mayor Adam West) | Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold | Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold | Rush Limbaugh as WTAT Tatooine's All Talk Radio Host | Lori Alan as Imperial Reporter (as Diane Simmons) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Jawa (as Mort Goldman) | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Mick Hucknall as Himself | Helen Reddy as Herself | Alex Thomas as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | Darrel Heath as Various | Judd Nelson as John Bender (DVD Only) | Don Tai as Tie Fighter Pilot | Patrick Warburton as Biggs Darklighter (DVD Only) |
Uncredited: Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Alan Rumack (Audio from “Airplane”) | Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Alan Rumack (Audio from “Airplane”)
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Stephen Bishop -- It Might Be You, Cab Calloway & The Blues Brothers -- Minnie the Moocher

100 :06x02 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Sep/30/2007
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Jillian | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Christa Campbell as Elizabeth | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Christa Campbell as Elizabeth | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Writer: John Viener

101 :06x03 - Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air

Oct/07/2007
After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive, The Brady Kids -- It's A Sunshine Day

102 :06x04 - Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Nov/04/2007
After Lois and Peter go on a cruise without inviting the kids, it upsets Stewie. A jealous Stewie gets back that urge he once had, for the urge to kill his mother has returned with a vengance.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Dave Boat as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Dave Boat as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Lionel Richie -- Hello

103 :06x05 - Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Nov/11/2007
In order to obtain world domination Stewie goes undercover and tries out for American Idol. Lois mysteriously returns to Quahog after being presumed dead. Lois discovers what Stewie is up to and decides it is finally time to take control and confront her baby.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Paula Abdul as Herself | Randy Jackson (1) as Himself | Simon Cowell as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Paula Abdul as Herself | Randy Jackson (1) as Himself | Simon Cowell as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various
Director: Greg Colton

104 :06x06 - Padre de Familia

Nov/18/2007
Peter discovers that he was really born in Mexico and his mother has never filled out his U.S. citizenship papers, making him an illegal alien. This causes his firing from the brewery and his hiring as a worker at the Pewterschmidt estate.
Guest Stars: Phyllis Diller as Thelma | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Alex Fernandez as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Michael McDonald | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Brendyn Bell as Young Man | Phyllis Diller as Thelma | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Alex Fernandez as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Michael McDonald | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Brendyn Bell as Young Man
Songs: Eddie Rabbitt -- I Love A Rainy Night

105 :06x07 - Peter's Daughter

Nov/25/2007
Peter starts to treat Megan with more respect and dignity after she was hurt in an accident and Stewie and Brian try their hand at house flipping.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Bob Saget | Seth MacFarlane as Bob Saget | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Pat Crawford Brown as The Sanka Girls | Steve Callaghan as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Damien Fahey as Dr. Michael Milano | Ralph Garman as Various | D.D. Howard as Various | Tamera Mowry as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Casey Kasem as Himself (Deleted Scene: Volume Seven) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Pat Crawford Brown as The Sanka Girls | Steve Callaghan as Various | Damien Fahey as Dr. Michael Milano | Ralph Garman as Various | D.D. Howard as Various | Tamera Mowry as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Casey Kasem as Himself (Deleted Scene: Volume Seven) | John Viener as Marriage Counselor | Jodi Foster |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage) | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Zac Moncrief
Songs: Conway Twitty -- Hello Darling

106 :06x08 - McStroke

Jan/13/2008
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as High School Student #2 | Seth MacFarlane as High School Student #2 | Seth Green as High School Student #1 | Seth Green as High School Student #1 | Ricardo Montalban as The Cow | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Denis Martell as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Morgan Freeman | Will Smith | McBurgertown Rep | Alec Sulkin as Robin Williams | Ted McGinley as Todd Meyers | Ricardo Montalban as The Cow | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Camille Guaty as Donna | Ralph Garman as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Mark Hentemann as Wimpy | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Robin Williams | Ted McGinley as Todd Meyers
Songs: Bob Dylan -- Hurricane, R.E.M. -- It's The End of the World As We Know it (and I Fee, The Monkees -- Pleasant Valley Sunday

107 :06x09 - Back to the Woods

Feb/17/2008
James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter.

First, James steals Peter's identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: John Viener as Rob | James Woods as Himself | Barry Manilow as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | James Burkholder as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Barber | John Viener as Rob | James Woods as Himself | Barry Manilow as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | James Burkholder as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Barber
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: Barry Manilow -- Mandy

108 :06x10 - Play it Again, Brian

Mar/02/2008
Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing vacation.

As Peter's drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian's self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: Bruce Lanoil as Nathan Lane | Bruce Lanoil as Nathan Lane
Director: John Holmquist

109 :06x11 - The Former Life of Brian

Apr/27/2008
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Guest Stars: Chace Crawford as Paul | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Erinn Hayes as Jared's Mom | Harvey Fierstein as Tracy Flannigan | Chace Crawford as Paul | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson

Season 7

Creating the Chaos

Unaired
Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special goes behind the scenes of the hit animation comedy Family Guy.

It includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season 8 and an inside look at how the show is created.
Starring Roles: Matthew Horne as Himself (Narrator) |
Guest Stars: Adam West as Himself | Kara Vallow as Herself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself | Ron Jones (1) as Himself | Rex Harrison as Himself (Archive Footage) | David A. Goodman as Himself | Patrick Clark (2) as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Adam West as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Peter Shin as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself | Ron Jones (1) as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Himself | Rex Harrison as Himself (Archive Footage) | David A. Goodman as Himself | Patrick Clark (2) as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself

The Story So Far...

Unaired
Narrated by Mathew Horne this BBC3 special takes a look at how the multi award winning animation show was originally created.

A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peak clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.
Starring Roles: Matthew Horne as Himself (Narrator) | Matthew Horne as Himself (Narrator) |
Guest Stars: Peter Shin as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Himself | Pete Michels (1) as Himself | Kara Vallow as Herself | David A. Goodman as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Himself | Peter Shin as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Pete Michels (1) as Himself | Kara Vallow as Herself | David A. Goodman as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself |
Uncredited: A. Spencer Porter as Himself | Wellesley Wild as Himself | Alec Sulkin as Himself | A. Spencer Porter as Himself | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong as Herself | Wellesley Wild as Himself

111 :07x01 - Love Blactually

Sep/28/2008
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.

However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Second Caterpillar | Suitor | T.V. Announcer | Alex Breckenridge as Jane | Kate | Roxanne | Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 | John Viener as Fjurg Van Der Ploeg | Various | Tom Devanney as Various | Kat Foster as Carolyn | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Second Caterpillar | Suitor | T.V. Announcer | Alex Breckenridge as Jane | Kate | Roxanne | Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar | Member of Symphony | Ralph Garman as Conductor | Reporter | Voice in Bushes | Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 | John Viener as Fjurg Van Der Ploeg | Various | Tom Devanney as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Various

112 :07x02 - I Dream of Jesus

Oct/05/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!

Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face, none other than Jesus.
Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Star Jones | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as James Dean | Russ Leatherman as Movie Fone Guy | Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Manager / Scientist / Maitre'D | Mark Hentemann as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Niecy Nash as Star Jones | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Kirker Butler as George W. Bush | Steve Callaghan as James Dean | Russ Leatherman as Movie Fone Guy | Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan | Chris Cox as Waiter | Danny Smith (1) as Alan Sherman Record / Sherriff | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Manager / Scientist / Maitre'D | Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook | James Burkholder as Kid
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Geto Boyz -- Still, The Trashmen -- Surfin' Bird

113 :07x03 - Road to Germany

Oct/19/2008
While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him.
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | J. Lee as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the left) DVD Only) | Kirker Butler as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gregory Jbara as Nazi Soldiers | Phil LaMarr as Various | Billy Merritt as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Mean Joe Greene | Martin Savage as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Al Thompson (2) as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the right) DVD Only) | John Viener as Adolph Hitler | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Witzke as Various | Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan | J. Lee as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the left) DVD Only) | Kirker Butler as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gregory Jbara as Nazi Soldiers | Phil LaMarr as Various | Billy Merritt as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Mean Joe Greene | Martin Savage as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jeff Witzke as Various
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Through Poland To A Jewish Village

114 :07x04 - Baby Not On Board

Nov/02/2008
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Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as DirecTV Announcer / McBurgertown Manager | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Joe Flaherty as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jacob Pressman as Various | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as DirecTV Announcer / McBurgertown Manager | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Joe Flaherty as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jacob Pressman as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Marvin Gaye -- Let's Get It On, The Dream Academy -- Power To Believe, Huey Lewis & The News -- The Power of Love

115 :07x05 - The Man With Two Brians

Nov/09/2008
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Guest Stars: Johnny Knoxville as Himself | Will Sasso as Bernie the Hamster | John Viener as New Brian | Kirker Butler as Lincoln's Neighbor | Mark Hentemann as Various | Johnny Knoxville as Himself | Will Sasso as Bernie the Hamster | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as New Brian | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Buzz Killington | Camille Guaty as Puerto Rican Girl (w/ the bad leg)
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: John Viener
Songs: Grieg -- 'Peer Gynt' Suite No. 1, Op. 46 - 'Morning'

116 :07x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Nov/16/2008
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Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself | Bob Barker as Himself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chace Crawford as Various | Elisha Cuthbert as New Bedford | Kaylee Defer as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Caitlyn Jenner as Herself | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Debbie Reynolds as Mrs. Wilson | Sinbad as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Billy Unger as Kid | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wellesley Wild as Various | John Viener as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself | Bob Barker as Himself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chace Crawford as Various | Elisha Cuthbert as New Bedford | Kaylee Defer as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Caitlyn Jenner as Herself | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Debbie Reynolds as Mrs. Wilson | Sinbad as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Billy Unger as Kid | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mae Whitman as Suzie (Malibu Barbie Show & Tell) | Wellesley Wild as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

117 :07x07 - Ocean's Three and a Half

Feb/15/2009
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Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Christian Bale as Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant) | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich | J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Frank Welker as Megatron | Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Danny Smith (1) as Loan Shark | John Viener as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Christian Bale as Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant) | Cynthia Watros as Woman (Outside massage parlor) | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich | J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Danny Smith (1) as Loan Shark | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | James Burkholder as Kid
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance

118 :07x08 - Family Gay

Mar/08/2009
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash.

First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.

Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy
Guest Stars: Seth Rogen as Himself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | J. Lee as Black Guy (who's doing well cause everything he owns is white) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Tony | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wellesley Wild as Various | Seth Rogen as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Scott | Meredith Baxter as Herself | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Charmian Carr & Daniel Truhitte from “The Sound of Music” -- Sixteen Going on Seventeen

119 :07x09 - The Juice Is Loose!

Mar/15/2009
In this "lost" episode, Peter wins a chance to go golfing with infamous football player, O.J. Simpson.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cathy Cahlin Ryan as Muriel Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Virenia Lind as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Reid Bruton as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cathy Cahlin Ryan as Muriel Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Virenia Lind as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jules Green as Various | Agostino Castagnola as Opera Singer |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Songs: Kansas -- Dust in the Wind

120 :07x10 - FOX-y Lady

Mar/22/2009
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned. Meanwhile, Peter uses his wife's connections with FOX to create and pitch his own cartoon series.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Mark DeCarlo as Jerry Orbach | Jackson Douglas as FOX Cameraman | Ralph Garman as Various | Ed Helms as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Various | John Moschitta, Jr. as Himself | Kim Parks as Various | Seth Rogen as Himself | Fred Savage as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Daniel Stern as Himself (“Wonder Years” VoiceOver) | Sharon Tay as Rhonda Latimrer | John Viener as FOX Exec | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Peter Chernin as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Melvin Shiverman (DVD Only Scene) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Mark DeCarlo as Jerry Orbach | Jackson Douglas as FOX Cameraman | Ralph Garman as Various | Ed Helms as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Various | John Moschitta, Jr. as Himself | Kim Parks as Various | Seth Rogen as Himself | Fred Savage as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Daniel Stern as Himself (“Wonder Years” VoiceOver) | Sharon Tay as Rhonda Latimrer | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as FOX Exec | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Peter Chernin as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Melvin Shiverman (DVD Only Scene)

121 :07x11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Mar/29/2009
Stewie builds a transporter and brings the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room so he can spend the day with them. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps--and becomes a born-again Christian while watching a religious TV show starring Kirk Cameron.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself | LeVar Burton as Himself | Gates McFadden as Herself | Michael Dorn as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Himself | Denise Crosby as Herself | Marina Sirtis as Herself | Brent Spiner as Himself | Jonathan Frakes as Himself | John Viener as Announcer | Jagermeister | Lead Singer | Pilot | Danny Smith (1) as Beer Can | Steve Callaghan as Employee | Alex Breckenridge as Hot Date | Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | David A. Goodman as Trekkie #1 | Johnny Brennan (1) as Zima Bottle | Patrick Stewart as Himself | LeVar Burton as Himself | Gates McFadden as Herself | Michael Dorn as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Himself | Denise Crosby as Herself | Brent Spiner as Himself | Jonathan Frakes as Himself | John Viener as Announcer | Jagermeister | Lead Singer | Pilot | Alec Sulkin as Announcer | Co-Pilot | Jesus | Trekkie #3 | Danny Smith (1) as Beer Can | Patrick Meighan as Ben Seaver | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Steve Callaghan as Employee | Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron | David A. Goodman as Trekkie #1 | Mark Hentemann as Trekkie #2 | Johnny Brennan (1) as Zima Bottle | Rob Lowe as Himself
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: Queen -- “Flash” (from the “Flash Gordon” Soundtrack)

122 :07x12 - 420

Apr/19/2009
Brian leads a protest to have marijuana legalized after Brian gets arrested for possession. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally kills Quagmire's pet cat.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Kerrigan Mahan as Various (Voice from “As Good As It Gets”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: The Bangles -- Walk Like an Egyptian

123 :07x13 - Stew-Roids

Apr/26/2009
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter.
It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs.

Meanwhile, Chris starts to date Connie D'Amico and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.

Source: Stewie's Playground
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Alex Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6 | Chris Cox as Various | Chace Crawford as Jock #2 (“That was AWESOME!”) | Ralph Garman as Cop | Camille Guaty as Gina | Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 (“We're totally stoked for your party this weekend”) | Alec Sulkin as Jock #3 (“The joke's kinda on us cause we're smelling it”) | John Viener as Announcer | Chazz Palminteri | Radio Voice | Scientist | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Paul Sorvino | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Alex Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6 | Chace Crawford as Jock #2 (“That was AWESOME!”) | Ralph Garman as Cop | Camille Guaty as Gina | Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 (“We're totally stoked for your party this weekend”) | Alec Sulkin as Jock #3 (“The joke's kinda on us cause we're smelling it”) | John Viener as Announcer | Chazz Palminteri | Radio Voice | Scientist | Mae Whitman as Popular Kid #3
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Chuck Mangione -- Feels So Good, Starship -- We Built This City

124 :07x14 - We Love You Conrad

May/03/2009
When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.
Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

Source: Stewie's Playground
Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson as Himself | Jay Leno as Himself | Audrina Patridge as Herself | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Ralph Garman as Editor | Mark Hentemann as Various | Whitney Port as Herself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as B-Ryan | Justin-Bobby | Kate Todd as Heidi Montag | André Sogliuzzo as French Waiter / Lee | Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan | Dirk Benedict as “Face” (Footage from “The A-Team”) | Wally Wingert as Austin Powers | John Viener as Derek Wilcox | Sting | Lauren Conrad as Herself | Jimmy Fallon as Himself | Craig Ferguson as Himself | Jay Leno as Himself | Audrina Patridge as Herself | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Ralph Garman as Editor | Mark Hentemann as Various | Lupe Ontiveros as Maid | Whitney Port as Herself | Alec Sulkin as B-Ryan | Justin-Bobby | Kate Todd as Heidi Montag | André Sogliuzzo as French Waiter / Lee | Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan | Dirk Benedict as “Face” (Footage from “The A-Team”) | Wally Wingert as Austin Powers | John Viener as Derek Wilcox | Sting
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: The Eyeliners -- I'll Do It Over Again

125 :07x15 - Three Kings

May/10/2009
Peter hosts a special episode that features adaptations of 3 of Stephen King's greatest works: Stand By Me, Misery & The Shawshank Redemption.
Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Higgins (Magnum B.M. cutaway) | Richard Dreyfuss as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment) | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Stephen King | Alec Sulkin as Parole Board Officer | Chris Cox as Higgins (Magnum B.M. cutaway) | Richard Dreyfuss as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment) | Ralph Garman as Various | Roy Scheider as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment) | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (as Joey Duchamp, Buster & Boggs) | George Wendt as Norm Peterson | Adam West as Ace Merrill
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Buddy Holly -- “Everyday”, The Rembrandts -- “Friends” Theme Song, Gwen Stefani -- “Hollaback Girl”

126 :07x16 - Peter's Progress

May/17/2009
Cleveland's psychic relative reveals that Peter in a past life, founded Quahog as Griffin Peterson.

Within the vision, Griffin falls for Lois Redbush which angers King Stewie.
Guest Stars: Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen | Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | John Ross Bowie as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Tom Devanney as Various | Brody Hutzler as Shovin' Buddy | Derwin Jordan as Various | Keri Lynn Pratt as Shovin' Buddy | David Pressman as Shovin' Buddy | Martin Savage as Priest | Alec Sulkin as Alan Rickman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen | Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby | John Ross Bowie as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Tom Devanney as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Brody Hutzler as Shovin' Buddy | Derwin Jordan as Various | Keri Lynn Pratt as Shovin' Buddy | Martin Savage as Priest | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Alan Rickman | John Viener as Madame Claude (played Crossarmed Guy #2) | Erik Von Detten as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Alexander Siddig as Lead Archer | Alexander Siddig as Lead Archer
Director: Brian Iles

Season 8

The Top 20 Characters

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Himself (Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker) | Seth MacFarlane as Himself (Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker) | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Loretta Brown | Seth Green as Himself | Mike Henry (1) as Himself (Bruce | Herbert) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mila Kunis as Herself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Adam West as Himself (Mayor Adam West) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mila Kunis as Herself

128 :08x02 - Family Goy

Oct/04/2009
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Guest Stars: Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | William Woodson as Super Friends Narrator (Archive audio from "SuperFriends" intro) | John Viener as Mark Wahlberg | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | William Woodson as Super Friends Narrator (Archive audio from "SuperFriends" intro) | Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg | John Viener as Mark Wahlberg
Director: James Purdum

130 :08x04 - Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Nov/08/2009
Brian dates an older woman despite the ribbing he gets from his family.

It only gets worse when he's forced to become her errand boy after she breaks her hip.
Guest Stars: Nana Visitor as Rita | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Hart Bochner as Harry Ellis (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Steve Callaghan as Various | George Christy as Various | Aimee Garcia as Nicole | Ralph Garman as Various | Paul Gleason as Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Jack Samson as Various | Stacey Scowley as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Video Store Clerk | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tico Wells as Various | Mae Whitman as Various | Nana Visitor as Rita | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Reginald VelJohnson as Sgt. Al Powell (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Hart Bochner as Harry Ellis (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Steve Callaghan as Various | George Christy as Various | Aimee Garcia as Nicole | Ralph Garman as Various | Paul Gleason as Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Jack Samson as Various | Debra Wilson as Whitney Houston (as Debra Skelton) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Video Store Clerk | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tico Wells as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Writer: Tom Devanney

131 :08x05 - Hannah Banana

Nov/08/2009
Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar and discovers a surprising secret about the singer.

Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Evil Monkey | Chris Cox as Various | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Candace Marie as Miley Cyrus | Hannah Montana | Danny Smith (1) as Evil Monkey | Chris Cox as Various | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Candace Marie as Miley Cyrus | Hannah Montana
Director: John Holmquist

132 :08x06 - Quagmire's Baby

Nov/15/2009
Quagmire is shocked to discover a baby left on his doorstep but quickly realizes he's not daddy material.

Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself.
Guest Stars: Brittany Snow as Candy | Mike Henry (1) as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | John Bunnell as Himself (Host of World's Wildest Police Chases) | Max Burkholder as Bobby Stalling | Noah Gray-Cabey as Shrunky Dinks Kid | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as British Radio Announcer | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mae Whitman as Annaleigh Quagmire | Thomas F. Wilson as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | John Bunnell as Himself (Host of World's Wildest Police Chases) | Max Burkholder as Bobby Stalling | Noah Gray-Cabey as Shrunky Dinks Kid | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as British Radio Announcer | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mae Whitman as Annaleigh Quagmire | Thomas F. Wilson as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

133 :08x07 - Jerome Is the New Black

Nov/22/2009
Realizing they need to find a replacement for Cleveland, the guys decide they need another black guy.
They happen to meet Jerome who fits in perfectly only to find out he has a history with Lois.

Meanwhile, after Brian volunteers to be the group's fourth, he finds out Glen hates him.
Guest Stars: Kevin Garnett as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nana Visitor as Woman (in the restaurant talking about her kid) | Kevin Garnett as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (in the restaurant talking about her kid)
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: John Viener

134 :08x08 - Dog Gone

Nov/29/2009
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one.

Meanwhile, Lois hires Consuela as their maid.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Nathan Gunn (2) as Italian Opera Singer | Mark Hentemann as Various | Chris Matthews as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Eddie Sotelo as Mikey | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Deleted Scene: Volume 8) | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Eddie Sotelo as Mikey | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Deleted Scene: Volume 8)
Director: Julius Wu

135 :08x09 - Business Guy

Dec/13/2009
After Carter has a stroke and falls into a coma, Peter assumes control of Pewterschmidt Enterprises.
However, things don't go as planned after he fires the entire staff.
Guest Stars: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Kenneth Gould | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Ralph Garman as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (from Carter's office) | Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Kenneth Gould | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Ralph Garman as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (from Carter's office)

136 :08x10 - Big Man on Hippocampus

Jan/03/2010
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Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Herbert (Voice Only) | Dwayne Johnson as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Adrianne Palicki as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Dwayne Johnson as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Adrianne Palicki as Unknown | Rick Pasqualone as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Foreigner -- Feels Like the First Time

137 :08x11 - Dial Meg for Murder

Jan/31/2010
After Brian gets a job writing about the typical American teenager he decided to follow Meg.

He is shocked to discover she is in a relationship with a teenage convict. Things get even more complicated when Luke breaks out of prison and winds up at the Griffin's house.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Herbert | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Herbert | Chace Crawford as Luke | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Dave Boat as Various | Peter Chen as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Allison Janney as Teen People Editor | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Chace Crawford as Luke | John Viener as Rodrico | Dave Boat as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Peter Chen as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Camille Guaty as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Allison Janney as Teen People Editor | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico
Songs: Billy Joel -- The Ballad of Billy the Kid

138 :08x12 - Extra Large Medium

Feb/14/2010
Peter mistakenly believes he has psychic powers.

Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl w/ Down Syndrome at school.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Jennifer Birmingham as Unknown | Jackson Douglas as Various | Andrea Fay Friedman as Ellen | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | Alec Sulkin as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nana Visitor as Lottery Announcer | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jennifer Birmingham as Unknown | Jackson Douglas as Various | Andrea Fay Friedman as Ellen | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | Michele Lee as Estelle Lewis | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nana Visitor as Lottery Announcer | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: John Holmquist

139 :08x13 - Go, Stewie, Go!

Mar/14/2010
After Stewie is rejected when he auditions for the American version of Jolly Farm Review, he figures out a different way to get the part.

Meanwhile, after Peter makes Lois feel old, she becomes attached to Meg's new boyfriend.
Guest Stars: Anne Hathaway as Mother Maggie | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Stephen Bishop (2) as Himself (Singer During End Credits) | Mo Collins as Gert | Ralph Garman as Director | Gary Janetti as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Jolly Farms Producer) | Mae Whitman as Julie | Anne Hathaway as Mother Maggie | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Stephen Bishop (2) as Himself (Singer During End Credits) | Colin Ford as Randall | Ralph Garman as Director | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Jolly Farms Producer) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Julie
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Stephen Bishop -- It Might be You

140 :08x14 - Peter-assment

Mar/21/2010
Stewie gets the part in his school play but is overcome with stage fright, meanwhile, Peter decided to become a member of the paparazzi after encountering Richard Dreyfus.
Guest Stars: Richard Dreyfuss as Himself | Max Burkholder as Kid | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Will Shadley as Child Singer | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Child Singer | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Richard Dreyfuss as Himself | Max Burkholder as Kid | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Will Shadley as Child Singer | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Child Singer | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu

141 :08x15 - Brian Griffin's House of Payne

Mar/28/2010
After Lois convinces Brian to submit an old script to a TV producer his show gets picked up. However, Brian is outraged when James Woods is hired as the star.

Meanwhile, Chris and Meg seriously injure Stewie and try to cover it up
Guest Stars: James Woods as Himself | Elijah Wood as Himself | Jennifer Birmingham as Unknown | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Rob Lotterstein as Unknown | Danielle Panabaker as Unknown | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | James Woods as Himself | Charlie Sheen as Himself | Elijah Wood as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Rob Lotterstein as Unknown | Danielle Panabaker as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Todd Goldstein | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Jerry Langford

142 :08x16 - April In Quahog

Apr/11/2010
When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.
In the mayhem Peter reveals his true feelings about his family.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | James Burkholder as Kid | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jason Mraz as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | James Burkholder as Kid | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Anne Hathaway as Herself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ
Director: Joseph Lee

145 :08x19 - The Splendid Source

May/16/2010
After Peter soils himself with the repeated telling of a dirty joke, he, Glenn & Joe decide to find out the source of the world's dirty joke.
Their journey takes them to Virginia where Cleveland joins their search.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Rallo | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Marc Alaimo as The Dean of the Secret Order of Dirty Joke Writers | Chris Cox as Various | Ioan Gruffudd as Unknown | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Brown Jr. | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Marc Alaimo as The Dean of the Secret Order of Dirty Joke Writers | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ioan Gruffudd as Unknown | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | David Lynch as Gus | Patrick Meighan as Unknown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Brown Jr. | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Asia -- Only Time Will Tell, REO Speedwagon -- Take It on the Run, Henry Mancini (Composer) -- “What's Happening” Theme Song

146 :08x20 - Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

May/23/2010
During a second power outage, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.
Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Yoda | John Bunnell as Himself (Police Chase Narrator) | Kirker Butler as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Joe Flaherty as Western Union Man | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Holden Caulfield (“He's a Phony” Guy) | Phil LaMarr as Various | Michael Pataki as Unknown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | H. Jon Benjamin as Yoda | Johnny Brennan (1) as Lando Calrissian | Patrick Warburton as Probe Droid | Tom Selleck as Phil Blackwood (Footage from “Her Alibi”) | Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago (Footage from “Rocky IV”) | Brigitte Nielsen as Ludmilla Vobet Drago (Footage from “Rocky IV”) | John Bunnell as Himself (Police Chase Narrator) | Kirker Butler as Various | James Caan as Himself | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Joe Flaherty as Western Union Man | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Holden Caulfield (“He's a Phony” Guy) | Phil LaMarr as Various | Michael Pataki as Unknown | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | James Woods as Himself
Director: Dominic Polcino
Songs: Paula Cole -- Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

147 :08x21 - Partial Terms of Endearment

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While at her 20th college reunion, Lois meets up with her friend Naomi who asks Lois and Peter for a big favor.
Naomi and her husband Dale ask Lois is she will be a surrogate mother to their child.

Lois agrees to carry their child but after she becomes pregnant, Dale and Naomi are killed in a car crash so she must make the difficult decision whether to terminate the pregnancy or carry to term.
Guest Stars: Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Will Sasso as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Abortion Video Spokesman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester | Michael York as Nature Show Narrator | Gary Beach as Dale Robinson | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Will Sasso as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Julia Sweeney as Naomi Robinson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester | Michael York as Nature Show Narrator
Director: Joseph Lee

Season 9

Groundbreaking Gags

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148 :09x01 - And Then There Were Fewer

Sep/26/2010
After receiving mysterious and anonymous invitations, The Griffins, The Swansons, The Goldmans, Glen Quagmire, Jillian, Derek, Adam West, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, Herbert, Carl, Dr. Hartman & Seamus arrive at a secluded ocean side mansion.

They quickly realize all is not what it seems when someone starts killing off the guests.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Herbert | James Woods as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Ashley Tisdale as Priscilla | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Stewart as The Black Cat | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Colin Ford as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | James Woods as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Ashley Tisdale as Priscilla | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Stewart as The Black Cat | John Viener as Derek Wilcox (Tomak | DVD Only) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Colin Ford as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | Alec Sulkin as Belgard (DVD Only)
Director: Dominic Polcino

149 :09x02 - Excellence in Broadcasting

Oct/03/2010
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Guest Stars: Rush Limbaugh as Himself | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Shelley Long as Carol Brady | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Nancy Pelosi | Wellesley Wild as Various | Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute | Rush Limbaugh as Himself | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Shelley Long as Carol Brady | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Nancy Pelosi | Wellesley Wild as Various
Director: John Holmquist

150 :09x03 - Welcome Back, Carter

Oct/10/2010
After Carter forces Peter's silence upon the discovery of his affair, Peter realizes he has Carter over a barrel.
However, Peter spills the beans and Barbara divorces Carter which leaves Peter reintroducing Carter to single life.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Jeepers Creepers

151 :09x04 - Halloween on Spooner Street

Nov/07/2010
Peter and Joe team up for their annual tradition of mean spirited pranks on Glenn.

Meanwhile, Brian takes Stewie for his very night of trick or treating. However, their night gets sidetracked by three bullies which leaves Stewie seeking revenge.
Guest Stars: Nana Visitor as Justin's Mother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Christina Milian as Esther | Alec Sulkin as Floyd Wetherton | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Patrick Stewart as Dick Pump | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | James Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Male Midget | Pink Panther | Lyndon Smith (1) as Teen #2 | John Viener as Various | Jessica Barth as Various | Nana Visitor as Justin's Mother | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Christina Milian as Esther | Barclay Deveau as Patty | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Patrick Stewart as Dick Pump | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Noah Matthews as Justin | Danny Smith (1) as Male Midget | Pink Panther | Lyndon Smith (1) as Teen #2 | John Viener as Various | Jessica Barth as Various |
Uncredited: Candace Marie as Beth | Candace Marie as Beth |
Featuring: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Bill Clinton | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Bill Clinton | Alex Borstein as Female Midget | Alex Borstein as Female Midget
Director: Jerry Langford

152 :09x05 - Baby, You Knock Me Out

Nov/14/2010
During a night of 'Foxy Boxing' Peter volunteers Lois to take part.
To everyone's surprise Lois takes a liking to the matches. Although, when she is confronted by the reining champ, she's unsure she can rise to the challenge.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Luke Adams (3) as Club Manager | Alec Sulkin as Floyd Wetherton | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Luke Adams (3) as Club Manager | Alec Sulkin as Floyd Wetherton | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Adam West as Mayor Adam West (Deleted Scene)
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Survivor -- Eye of the Tiger

153 :09x06 - Brian Writes a Bestseller

Nov/21/2010
After one final rejection from his book, Brian decided to throw in the towel but with Stewie's help give it one last chance with a self-help book.

Meanwhile, Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, a decision that leaves Peter looking for a new cuddle buddy.
Guest Stars: Arianna Huffington as Herself | Dana Gould as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Man in Coma | Katie Sah as Receptionist | Arianna Huffington as Herself | Bill Maher as Himself | Dana Gould as Himself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Man in Coma | Katie Sah as Receptionist
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Gary Janetti

154 :09x07 - Road to the North Pole

Dec/12/2010
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas.

Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Herbert | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Herbert | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Karley Scott Collins as Abby | Little Girl | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bruce McGill as Santa | Ron Macfarlane as Himself (Narrator) | John Viener as Mall Santa | Eeyore | Robot Notary | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Nana Visitor as Woman (Home Invasion) | Chris Sheridan as Dan (Home Invasion) | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Carrie Fisher as Angela | David Boreanaz as Himself (The Aurora Boreanaz) | Alec Sulkin as Belgard | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ron Macfarlane as Himself (Narrator) | John Viener as Mall Santa | Eeyore | Robot Notary | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Nana Visitor as Woman (Home Invasion) | Chris Sheridan as Dan (Home Invasion)
Director: Greg Colton

155 :09x08 - New Kidney in Town

Jan/09/2011
After a home made energy drink, Peter suffers complete kidney failure. His only chance is a transplant which Brian agrees to.

Meanwhile, Chris wins an essay contest that gives him the privilege of introducing the President of United States, Barack Obama.
The only problem, Meg wrote the winning essay.
Guest Stars: Drew Carey as Himself (Host of “The Price is Right”) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Drew Carey as Himself (Host of “The Price is Right”) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various |
Uncredited: Scott Baio as Charles (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Willie Aames as Buddy Lembeck (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Sandra Kerns as Ellen Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Nicole Eggert as Jamie Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Scott Baio as Charles (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Willie Aames as Buddy Lembeck (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Sandra Kerns as Ellen Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Nicole Eggert as Jamie Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Josie Davis as Sarah Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening)

156 :09x09 - And I'm Joyce Kinney

Jan/16/2011
Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor.
When Lois spills a secret about her youth, Joyce reveals it on the local news which leaves Lois picking up the pieces of her reputation.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Helen Reddy as Herself | Kirker Butler as Various | Colin Ford as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sandy Olsson (“Grease” Cutaway) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Priest | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Helen Reddy as Herself | Colin Ford as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sandy Olsson (“Grease” Cutaway) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Priest
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin

157 :09x10 - Friends of Peter G

Feb/13/2011
After a drunken incident at the movies, Peter and Brian are arrested & sentenced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous.
They decide the meetings can be more entertaining with the introduction of drinking.

Meanwhile, Death returns and shows Peter what his life would be like alcohol free.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as William Wordsworth | Drunk Seagull | Seth MacFarlane as William Wordsworth | Drunk Seagull | Adam Carolla as Death | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | John Viener as Peter Griffin | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Ollie Williams | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jessica Stroup as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Laura Vandervoort as Various | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Adam Carolla as Death | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | John Viener as Peter Griffin | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jessica Stroup as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Laura Vandervoort as Various | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Brian Scully

158 :09x11 - German Guy

Feb/20/2011
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Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | John Viener as Franz Gutentag (Lt. Schlechtnacht) | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Alan Tudyk as German Pilot | John Viener as Franz Gutentag (Lt. Schlechtnacht) | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various

159 :09x12 - The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Mar/06/2011
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Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Tom Devanney

160 :09x13 - Trading Places

Mar/20/2011
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles.
Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house.

While things start off well, it’s not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break down Chris and Meg

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Dr. Hartman | Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Dr. Hartman | Seth Green as Cheerleader | Seth Green as Cheerleader | Steve Callaghan as Mugging Victim | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Nina Dobrev as Teen Girl #3 | Rachael MacFarlane as Amber | Laura Vandervoort as Bridget | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Deleted Scene) | Scott Grimes as Singer (DVD Version) | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Steve Callaghan as Mugging Victim | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Nina Dobrev as Teen Girl #3 | Rachael MacFarlane as Amber | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Laura Vandervoort as Bridget | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Deleted Scene) | Scott Grimes as Singer (DVD Version)

161 :09x14 - Tiegs for Two

Apr/10/2011
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic.
Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise (guest voice Stroup), but ends up striking out.

Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs (guest-voicing as herself) and Jillian (guest voice Barrymore)

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | John Davidson | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | John Davidson | Alex Borstein as Batina (Fat Girl at Bar) | Jessica Stroup as Denise | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Robert Wu as Mr. Washee-Washee | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Police Clerk | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Negatron | Aragorn | Frank Welker as Megatron | Jessica Stroup as Denise | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Cheryl Tiegs as Herself | Robert Wu as Mr. Washee-Washee | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Police Clerk | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Negatron | Aragorn | John Viener as Woman (Black Woman in Hindsight) | Frank Welker as Megatron
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: John Viener

162 :09x15 - Brothers & Sisters

Apr/17/2011
Distraught over her 9th divorce, Lois’ sister, Carol (guest voice Hagerty), comes to stay with the Griffins.

During her stay Carol meets Adam West and it's love at first sight and decide to get married, however Lois has misgivings about Carol entering another relationship so soon after her recent split.

Meanwhile, Peter is thrilled with the prospect of having a brother in Adam West.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Pigeon | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Pigeon | Alex Borstein as Airport Employee | Alex Borstein as Airport Employee | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Michael Gross as Steven Keaton | Dave Boat as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Robert Loggia as Himself | Alexa Nikolas as Various | Sarah Ramos as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Dave Boat as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Robert Loggia as Himself | Alexa Nikolas as Various | Sarah Ramos as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu

163 :09x16 - The Big Bang Theory

May/08/2011
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Leonardo da Vinci | Seth MacFarlane as Leonardo da Vinci | Alex Borstein as Edison's Wife | Alex Borstein as Edison's Wife | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Joe Flaherty as Vatican Delivery Man | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | John Viener as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland |
Uncredited: Neil Armstrong (1) as Himself | Nicole Sullivan as Louise (DVD Version) | Neil Armstrong (1) as Himself | Nicole Sullivan as Louise (DVD Version)
Director: Dominic Polcino

164 :09x17 - Foreign Affairs

May/15/2011
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Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as King Henry VIII | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Kaitlin Olson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as King Henry VIII | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Kaitlin Olson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various |
Uncredited: Mick Jagger as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video) | David Bowie as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video) | Mick Jagger as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video) | David Bowie as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video)
Songs: Mick Jagger -- Dancing in the Street, David Bowie -- Dancing in the Street

Season 10

166 :10x01 - Lottery Fever

Sep/25/2011
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires.
In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Judy Greer as Showgirl | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Randy Crenshaw as Unknown | Chris O'Dowd as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Judy Greer as Showgirl | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris O'Dowd as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Helicopter Pilot | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Ricardo Montalban as Khan (Footage from “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”) | Ricardo Montalban as Khan (Footage from “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”) | William Shatner as Captain Kirk (Footage from “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”)
Director: Greg Colton

167 :10x02 - Seahorse Seashell Party (2)

Oct/02/2011
When a storm hits in Quahog, to help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up.

Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

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Guest Stars: Colin Ford as Kid | Ioan Gruffudd as Various | Kat Purgal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as G.I. Jose | John Viener as Various | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Colin Ford as Kid | Ioan Gruffudd as Various | Kat Purgal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as G.I. Jose | John Viener as Various | Debra Wilson as Various
Director: Brian Iles

168 :10x03 - Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Oct/30/2011
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Guest Stars: Kaitlin Olson as Brenda | Ralph Garman as Jeff | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Gary Janetti as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Kaitlin Olson as Brenda | Ralph Garman as Jeff | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Gary Janetti as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin

170 :10x05 - Back to the Pilot

Nov/13/2011
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of Family Guy to change history, and then to change history again.
Guest Stars: Lacey Chabert as Meg | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Lacey Chabert as Meg | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi

171 :10x06 - Thanksgiving

Nov/20/2011
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | John Viener as Major General Captain | Pilgrim | Alec Sulkin as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney
Director: Jerry Langford

172 :10x07 - Amish Guy

Nov/27/2011
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Eli | Seth Green as Eli | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Ezekiel | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Missi Pyle as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Ezekiel | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Missi Pyle as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various
Director: John Holmquist

173 :10x08 - Cool Hand Peter

Dec/04/2011
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.


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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Log #2 | General Goatbanger | Seth Green as Log #1 | Seth Green as Log #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Gunton as The Warden | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Gunton as The Warden | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Artie Johann

175 :10x10 - Quagmire & Meg

Jan/08/2012
Quagmire shows interest in Meg on her 18th birthday
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Joe Vaux as Himself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Joe Vaux as Himself | John Viener as TV Announcer
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Tom Devanney

176 :10x11 - The Blind Side

Jan/15/2012
Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs.

Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.
Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jessica Barth as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Hunter Gomez as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Kate's Mother | Robert Wu as Various | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jessica Barth as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Hunter Gomez as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Kate's Mother | Robert Wu as Various

177 :10x12 - Livin’ On A Prayer

Jan/29/2012
When Stewie’s new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease.

However, the boy’s parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself.

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Judy Greer as Hope | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Max Burkholder as Scotty | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Rob Corddry as Ben | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Boy Who Cried Wolf | Kevin Michael Richardson as Tyrone | Gary Janetti as Various | Sage Ryan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Judy Greer as Hope | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Max Burkholder as Scotty | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Rob Corddry as Ben | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Boy Who Cried Wolf | Kevin Michael Richardson as Tyrone | Gary Janetti as Various | Sage Ryan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | John Viener as Various |
Uncredited: Prince William as Himself (Footage from Royal Wedding) | Prince William as Himself (Footage from Royal Wedding)

179 :10x14 - Be Careful What You Fish For

Feb/19/2012
When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin named Billy Finn (guest voice Ricky Gervais).

When Billy shows up at Peter's door looking for a place to stay after his wife throws him out, he reluctantly lets him stay.
After a few days, Peter finally tires of his new house guest & tries to reunite Billy with his wife.

Meanwhile Stewie tells Brian about his abusive nursery school teacher but Brian is reluctant to take action when she turns out to be someone he wants to date.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Ricky Gervais as Billy Finn | John Viener as TV Announcer | Doctor | Devon | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Lucy Davis as Joanne Finn | Alec Sulkin as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Miss Emily | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Ricky Gervais as Billy Finn | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Lucy Davis as Joanne Finn | Wellesley Wild as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Miss Emily | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney |
Uncredited: John Banner as Sergeant Schultz (Footage from “Hogan's Heroes”) | John Banner as Sergeant Schultz (Footage from “Hogan's Heroes”)
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Billy Ocean -- Caribbean Queen

180 :10x15 - Burning Down the Bayit

Mar/04/2012
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

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Guest Stars: Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Scott Bakula as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Beth Littleford as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Fire Inspector | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Scott Bakula as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Beth Littleford as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Fire Inspector

181 :10x16 - Killer Queen

Mar/11/2012
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Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Jeffrey Ross as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Oliver Vaquer as Various | Robert Wu as Charles Yamamoto | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jeffrey Ross as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Oliver Vaquer as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joseph Lee
Songs: Queen -- Killer Queen

182 :10x17 - Forget-Me-Not

Mar/18/2012
When a seemingly innocent guy’s night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased and Quahog has been deserted.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Lucy Ricardo | Alex Borstein as Lucy Ricardo | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
Songs: The Trash Men -- Bird is the Word

183 :10x18 - You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter

Apr/01/2012
After Peter’s favorite children’s television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own show for kids.

Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship at the hospital with Dr. Hartman

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Dr. Elmer Hartman | Alex Borstein as Italian Mom | Alex Borstein as Italian Mom | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Katharine McPhee as Mother Maggie | Patrick Warburton as Various | Isabella Acres as Child | Ralph Garman as Various | Zachary Gordon as Child | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Carlos McCullers, II as Child | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Katharine McPhee as Mother Maggie | Patrick Warburton as Various | Isabella Acres as Child | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Zachary Gordon as Child | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Allison Smith as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Bob Bowen

184 :10x19 - Mr. and Mrs. Stewie

Apr/29/2012
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Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Cate Blanchett as Penelope | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Cate Blanchett as Penelope | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Dr. Hook -- Sharing the Night Together

185 :10x20 - Leggo My Meg-O

May/06/2012
Meg takes a solo trip across Europe but after she's kidnapped, Brian & Stewie travel abroad to save her.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sex Slave | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Kim Parks as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Bill English as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sex Slave | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Brian Scully

186 :10x21 - Tea Peter

May/13/2012
When Peter's business is shut down by city hall, he joins the Tea Party and successfully shuts down the government.

Meanwhile, Carter reaps the benefits with all the chaos in Quahog.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Herbert | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Herbert | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (at Tea Party Rally) | John Viener as Tea Party Rally Speaker | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (at Tea Party Rally) | John Viener as Tea Party Rally Speaker | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman

187 :10x22 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #2

May/20/2012
Stewie & Brian present another round of viewer inspired segments.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth | Chris O'Dowd as Guard | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth | Chris O'Dowd as Guard | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: Leon René -- Rockin' Robin

188 :10x23 - Internal Affairs

May/20/2012
With Peter's encouragement, Joe has an affair on Bonnie, but when she insists on a divorce, Lois forces Peter to get them back together.

Meanwhile Peter meets up with an old foe.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Anna Kendrick as Nora | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Anna Kendrick as Nora | John Viener as Various | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice)
Director: Julius Wu

Season 11

200 Episodes Later

Nov/11/2012
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Guest Stars: Mark Hentemann as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester (Footage from “Partial Terms of Endearment”) | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Alec Sulkin as Himself | Ashley Tisdale as Priscilla (Footage from “And Then There Were Fewer”) | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself (Footage from “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing”) | Richard Appel as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself (Archive Footage) | Ron Jones (1) as Himself (Archive Footage) | Mark Hentemann as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester (Footage from “Partial Terms of Endearment”) | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Footage from Previous Episode) | Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland | Consuela (Footage from Previous Episode) | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl (Footage from “And Then There Were Fewer”) | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself (Footage from “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing”) | Richard Appel as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself (Archive Footage) | Ron Jones (1) as Himself (Archive Footage) |
Uncredited: Kara Vallow as Herself (Archive Footage) | Kara Vallow as Herself (Archive Footage) |
Featuring: Seth MacFarlane as Himself | Seth Green as Himself | Seth MacFarlane as Himself | Alex Borstein as Herself | Seth Green as Himself

189 :11x01 - Into Fat Air

Sep/30/2012
After reuniting with Ross Fishman, Lois insists the family have dinner with them despite Peter's protests.

After the Fishman's condescending attitude leaves the Griffins feeling second rate, they decide they are going to climb Mount Everest.
Guest Stars: Elizabeth Banks as Pam Fishman | Chris Cox as Ross Fishman | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Martin Spanjers as Ben Fishman | John Viener as Various | Elizabeth Banks as Pam Fishman | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Martin Spanjers as Ben Fishman | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Snap -- The Power

190 :11x02 - Ratings Guy

Oct/07/2012
The Griffins are chosen to be a Nielsen family, however when Peter's enthusiasm gets the better of him, his changes to TV anger Quahog.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jon Hamm as Himself | J.J. Abrams as Himself | Dick Wolf as Himself | Mark Burnett as Himself | Sandra Bernhard as Herself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman / Horace | Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Billy Gardell as Mike Biggs | David Lodge (2) as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jed Rees as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Nielsen Rep | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jon Hamm as Himself | J.J. Abrams as Himself | Dick Wolf as Himself | Mark Burnett as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman / Horace | Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson | Chris Cox as Various | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Billy Gardell as Mike Biggs | David Lodge (2) as Various | Kadeem Hardison as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jed Rees as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Nielsen Rep | Adam West as Mayor Adam West

191 :11x03 - The Old Man & the Big 'C'

Nov/04/2012
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Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Librarian | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Librarian | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Comedian | Jerry Lambert as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Doctor | Mae Whitman as Woman (in Restaurant) | Steve Callaghan as Various | John de Lancie as Man (in Elevator) | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Comedian | Jerry Lambert as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Doctor
Director: Brian Iles

192 :11x04 - Yug Ylimaf

Nov/11/2012
When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse causing serious consequences for Stewie. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Chris Cox as Various | Ginger Gonzaga as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Joshua Rush as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Man in Bar | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Lacey Chabert as Meg | Chris Cox as Various | Ginger Gonzaga as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | John Viener as Man in Bar
Director: John Holmquist

193 :11x05 - Joe's Revenge

Nov/18/2012
After 15 years, the man who shot Joe leaving him in a wheelchair gets caught but soon escapes leaving Joe to take the law into his own hands.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Griffins take a liking to Glenn's cat when they cat-sit while he's away.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Will Sasso as Bobby Briggs | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Gary Janetti as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jim Parsons as Gayjacker | Will Sasso as Bobby Briggs | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Gary Janetti as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Stripper | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Police Chief | Jim Parsons as Gayjacker

194 :11x06 - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Nov/25/2012
After Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age during a surprise birthday party. she decided she needs a younger lease on life.
Peter enjoys the new Lois but soon realizes he can't keep up with her lifestyle.

Meanwhile, Stewie adopts a turtle from the park but soon discovers it has a hidden agenda.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Charles as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various (as Sara Fletcher) | Hunter Gomez as Justin Bieber | Fiona Gubelmann as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various (as Sara Fletcher) | Hunter Gomez as Justin Bieber | Fiona Gubelmann as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage) | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Joe Vaux
Songs: Sheryl Crow -- All I Wanna Do

195 :11x07 - Friends Without Benefits

Dec/09/2012
Meg finally asks out the boy she's had a crush on, Kent, but after he reveals he's gay Meg decides she will have him regardless of the cost.

Meanwhile, Stewie think he has a secret admirer.
Guest Stars: Christina Milian as Esther | Ralph Garman as Various | Andrew Hibbard as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Martha MacIsaac as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Julius Sharpe as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various | Chris Cox as Kent | Ralph Garman as Various | Andrew Hibbard as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Martha MacIsaac as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

196 :11x08 - Jesus, Mary & Joseph

Dec/23/2012
It's Christmas time again & Peter tells his own version of the Nativity.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Stephanie Escajeda as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Bruce McGill as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Ryan Reynolds as Man (w/ Pregnant Wife) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Stephanie Escajeda as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Cleo King as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Bruce McGill as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Tom Devanney

197 :11x09 - Space Cadet

Jan/06/2013
To boost Chris’ self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it’s up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Mike Desilets as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Brian Williams as Himself | Brian Williams as Himself

198 :11x10 - Brian's Play

Jan/13/2013
Brian writes a play that’s a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that’s much better than his. Soon, Stewie’s work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between the two
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Tom Tucker | Seamus | Jasper | Seth MacFarlane as Tom Tucker | Seamus | Jasper | Alex Borstein as Allison | Alex Borstein as Allison | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Alan Bennett as Himself | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Jackson Rathbone as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alan Bennett as Himself | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Jackson Rathbone as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Randall Even Battencourt | Adam West as Mayor Adam West |
Uncredited: Rachael MacFarlane as Woman (Deleted Scene) | Rachael MacFarlane as Woman (Deleted Scene)
Writer: Gary Janetti

199 :11x11 - The Giggity Wife

Jan/27/2013
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Charmisse | Sofía Vergara as Buxom Woman | Hispanic Woman | Mae Whitman as Student | Young Girl | Zuzu | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Mike Desilets as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Sofía Vergara as Buxom Woman | Hispanic Woman | Megan Hilty as Old Woman | Teacher | Mae Whitman as Student | Young Girl | Zuzu | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Various | Mike Desilets as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Billy Joel -- Uptown Girl

200 :11x12 - Valentine's Day in Quahog

Feb/10/2013
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Guest Stars: John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Rita | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Kat Foster as Carolyn | Ralph Garman as Various | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Alexis Knapp as Various | Cheryl Tiegs as Herself | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jessica Biel as Brooke | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Rita | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Alexis Knapp as Various | Cheryl Tiegs as Herself | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Keir Gilchrist as Various | Jessica Biel as Brooke
Director: Bob Bowen
Songs: Black Eyed Peas -- I Gotta Feeling, Nat King Cole -- L.O.V.E.

201 :11x13 - Chris Cross

Feb/17/2013
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Guest Stars: Anne Murray as Herself | John Viener as Buzz Lightyear | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Anne Murray as Herself | Robert Romanus as Mike Damone | John Viener as Buzz Lightyear | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Alex Breckenridge as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various
Director: Jerry Langford
Songs: Anne Murray -- I Just Fall In Love Again, Anne Murray -- Snowbird

202 :11x14 - Call Girl

Mar/10/2013
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously.
As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Giovanni Ribisi as Randy | Rachael MacFarlane as Woman | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Gynecologist | Jill Talley as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Gynecologist | Robert Wu as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Christine Baranski as Herself | Giovanni Ribisi as Randy | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Robert Loggia as Himself | Rachael MacFarlane as Woman | Danny Smith (1) as Gynecologist | Alec Sulkin as Grocer | Jill Talley as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Gynecologist | Robert Wu as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: John Holmquist

203 :11x15 - Turban Cowboy

Mar/17/2013
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Terrorist (Deleted Scene) | Alex Borstein as Librarian | Omid Abtahi as Mahmoud | Bob Costas as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Brad Goreski as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Harrison Ford | Josh | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Woman (w/ Ninja) | Bob Costas as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Harrison Ford | Josh | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various

204 :11x16 - 12 and a Half Angry Men

Mar/24/2013
A bloody murder occurs at Mayor West’s mansion, and he is the prime suspect. The mayor is put on trial, and it is up to the citizens of Quahog to determine if he is guilty or not.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mrs. Takanawa | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mrs. Takanawa | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Herbert | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Charles as Timmy | Gary Janetti as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Lawyer | Johann Urb as Various | John Viener as Indiana Jones | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Robert Wu as Sensei | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Padma Lakshmi as Herself (Bottom Chef Judge) | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Charles as Timmy | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Lawyer | Alec Sulkin as Various | Johann Urb as Various | John Viener as Indiana Jones
Songs: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers -- Into The Great Wide Open

205 :11x17 - Bigfat

Apr/14/2013
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe fly on a private plane to Canada, they crash in the middle of the wilderness, far from civilization.
Peter is chosen to find help, but ends up going missing for two months, only to be found as a feral creature with no ability to communicate intelligently. The Griffins must find a way to bring back Peter to his old self.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Charlotte Rae | Inspector Gadget | Pope | Roger | Stan Smith | Tom Hanks | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Charlotte Rae | Inspector Gadget | Pope | Roger | Stan Smith | Tom Hanks | Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Pilot (Pilot) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith | Mike Judge as Hank Hill | Bill Maher as Himself | Alex Borstein as Wife | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith | Bill Maher as Himself | Alex Borstein as Wife |
Uncredited: Scott Grimes as Steve Smith (Deleted Scene) | Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley Smith (Deleted Scene) | Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus Heissler (Deleted Scene) | Scott Grimes as Steve Smith (Deleted Scene) | Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley Smith (Deleted Scene) | Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus Heissler (Deleted Scene)
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Brian Scully

206 :11x18 - Total Recall

Apr/28/2013
After discovering Lois had sent Rupert back due to a product recall, Stewie sets out to rescue him.

Meanwhile, while Peter is sick in bed Lois fills in during a bowling tournament & befriends Quagmire & Joe which causes Peter to become jealous of the time they're spending together without him.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Alex Borstein as Mikey's Mother | Alex Borstein as Mikey's Mother | Seth Green as Waiter | Seth Green as Waiter | Carly Simon as Herself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Tour Guide | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carly Simon as Herself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Tour Guide | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Kristin Long
Songs: Carly Simon -- You're So Vain

207 :11x19 - Save the Clam

May/05/2013
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Spanish Mom | Helen Doogan | Alex Borstein as Spanish Mom | Helen Doogan | Tim Gunn as Himself | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Husband | Secret Service Agent | Alec Sulkin as Waiter | Alex Breckenridge as Wife | JoAnne Fuller | Christine Lakin as Amanda Small | Tim Gunn as Himself | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Husband | Secret Service Agent | Alec Sulkin as Waiter | Ralph Garman as Kathleen Turner | Christine Lakin as Amanda Small | Danny Smith (1) as Mortician | Fred Tatasciore as Police Chief
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Sarah McLachlan -- I Will Remember You, Yaz -- Only You

208 :11x20 - Farmer Guy

May/12/2013
When a heightened crime rate strikes the Griffin house with a break in, Peter moves the family to a farm.

Struggling financially, they discover a meth lab in their basement, they decide there's only one way to save the farm.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Kid Rock -- Bawitdaba, Ratt -- Round and Round, Queen -- You're My Best Friend

209 :11x21 - Roads to Vegas

May/19/2013
When Brian wins tickets to a Céline Dion concert he invites Stewie to come along.
After Stewie suggests they take his new experimental transporter, it malfunctions creating an alternate pair of Stewie & Brian leading to one pair having a great trip and the other having a bad.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Joe Lomonaco as Weenie | Patrick Meighan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Greg Colton

Season 12

211 :12x01 - Finders Keepers

Sep/29/2013
Believing a restaurant's children's place mat is a real treasure map, Peter drags the family all over Quahog in search of it.
Although, after spilling the beans on the news about a crucial clue, the whole town is now looking for the treasure pitting friends against friends.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Tom Tucker | Seamus | George | Marty | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Old Woman | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Old Woman | Seth Green as Delivery Man | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Announcer | Lea Thompson as Lorraine McFly | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Adam West as Various | Lea Thompson as Lorraine McFly | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | John Viener as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Cab Calloway -- Minnie the Moocher, Christopher Cross -- Sailing

212 :12x02 - Vestigial Peter

Oct/06/2013
Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It’s not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin.
However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Teacher | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Teacher | Seth Green as George Washington | Seth Green as George Washington | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Patrick Stewart as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Joshua Rush as Various (Kid in Sears) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Patrick Stewart as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Joshua Rush as Various (Kid in Sears) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Joan Jett -- I Hate Myself For Loving You

213 :12x03 - Quagmire's Quagmire

Nov/03/2013
When Quagmire takes his new laptop in for repairs he meets Sonya, a woman who is as kinky as he is.
However things go very wrong when Sonya's games get too rough, even for Glenn & he ends up missing.

Meanwhile, after finding his old teddy bear, Oscar, in the attic a love triangle of sorts begins brewing between Stewie, Oscar & Rupert.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Rachael MacFarlane as Sonja | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Rachael MacFarlane as Sonja | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Adam Levine as Himself

214 :12x04 - A Fistful of Meg

Nov/10/2013
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Jeff Daniels as Himself | Christina Milian as Esther | Jeff Daniels as Himself | Christina Milian as Esther | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Joe Vaux

215 :12x05 - Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Nov/17/2013
The Griffins take a trip to Italy where Lois hopes to rekindle the spark between her & Peter.
The family takes to Italy quite well so Peter destroys their passports but after feeling homesick must try to find a way back home.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Middle Eastern Woman | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Middle Eastern Woman | Michelle Dockery as British Woman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Michelle Dockery as British Woman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Mike Kim (1)

216 :12x06 - Life of Brian

Nov/24/2013
After a disastrous trip to colonial Jamestown, Stewie decided once & for all to destroy his time machine.
However he regrets the decision when Brian needs his help the most.

Later, the Griffins welcome a new member into the family with the addition of Vinny.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as 1920’s Woman | Tony Sirico as Vinny | Rachael MacFarlane as 1920’s Woman | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Tony Sirico as Vinny
Director: Joseph Lee

217 :12x07 - Into Harmony’s Way

Dec/08/2013
While protecting themselves from a bee, Glenn & Peter discovery they have great harmony so the decide to form a singing duo.
However things go from good to bad when fame goes to Peter's head.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Conan O'Brien as Himself | Carrie Fisher as Angela
Director: Brian Iles

218 :12x08 - Christmas Guy

Dec/15/2013
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Joshua Rush as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Tony Sirico as Vinny | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Joshua Rush as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Tony Sirico as Vinny | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various

219 :12x09 - Peter Problems

Jan/05/2014
After getting fired from the Pawtucket Brewery, Lois lands a job as Assistant Manager of the Quahog Grocery Store. However, due Lois being the breadwinner, Peter has trouble performing his marriage duties so he enlists the help of Glenn & Joe to get his libido back.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Teresa Hsiao
Songs: AC DC -- Back in Black

220 :12x10 - Grimm Job

Jan/12/2014
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Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Consuela | Brad Goreski as Various (Gay Man) | Nancy Wilson (2) as Herself (as Heart) | Ann Wilson (2) as Herself (as Heart) | Adam West as Fairy GodMother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Carriage | Crippled Farmhand) | Brad Goreski as Various (Gay Man) | Ann Wilson (2) as Herself (as Heart) | Emily Osment as Various (Little Miss Muffet) | Adam West as Fairy GodMother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Carriage | Crippled Farmhand)
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Alec Sulkin

222 :12x12 - Mom's the Word

Mar/09/2014
After learning his mother, Thelma, has died of a stroke, Peter befriends one of her neighbors however things get rather uncomfortable when she gets a little too friendly.

Meanwhile, Stewie tries to make sense of the concept of death.
Guest Stars: Lauren Bacall as Evelyn | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ariana Grande as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Lauren Bacall as Evelyn | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Alice Cooper -- No More Mr. Nice Guy

223 :12x13 - 3 Acts of God

Mar/16/2014
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
Guest Stars: Mario Williams as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Adam Carolla as Death | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child (Bill Belichick's Son) | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | C.J. Spiller as Himself | Mario Williams as Himself | Adam Carolla as Death | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child (Bill Belichick's Son) | Gary Janetti as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Alec Sulkin

224 :12x14 - Fresh Heir

Mar/23/2014
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune, but refuses to take the money, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Meighan as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: John Philip Sousa -- Stars & Stripes Forever

225 :12x15 - Secondhand Spoke

Mar/30/2014
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke.

Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school
Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Stella | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Dee Bradley Baker as Owl | Affion Crockett as Perpetually Upbeat Black Kid | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Scott Grimes as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Julius Sharpe as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Mr. Stone | Cary Elwes as Watson | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Dee Bradley Baker as Owl | Affion Crockett as Perpetually Upbeat Black Kid | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Scott Grimes as Various | Rolando Molina as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Julius Sharpe as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Mr. Stone
Director: Julius Wu

226 :12x16 - Herpe the Love Sore

Apr/06/2014
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Daycare Teacher | Bryan Cranston as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Himself (Voiceover) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Brandon Richardson as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Bryan Cranston as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Himself (Voiceover) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Brandon Richardson as Various
Director: Greg Colton

228 :12x18 - Baby Got Black

Apr/27/2014
When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter, Pam, Jerome forbids it.
But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Keke Palmer as Pam | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Cedric Yarbrough as Various | Keke Palmer as Pam | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Cedric Yarbrough as Various
Director: Brian Iles

230 :12x20 - He's Bla-ack!

May/11/2014
Cleveland returns home to Quahog and everything is fine until Donna disciplines Chris for breaking her grandmother's vase.

Furious, Lois forbids the Griffins from ever seeing the Browns again, which includes Peter not seeing Cleveland.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Mike Henry (1) as Rallo | Mike Henry (1) as Rallo | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Robert Wu as Various | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Steve Robertson
Songs: Foghat -- Slow Ride

231 :12x21 - Chap Stewie

May/18/2014
It's the last straw for Stewie, when his favorite TV show is interrupted by Peter & Chris' latest shenanigans.

To be rid of the Griffins once and for all, he decides to go back in time and break Peter & Lois up so he's never born.

Doing this however, causes him to be born in a seemingly ideal, British aristocratic household.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Cousin Earl | Dog | Lord Cadwallider | Superfluous Employee | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Cousin Earl | Dog | Lord Cadwallider | Superfluous Employee | Alex Borstein as Lady Cadwillder | Nanny | Seth Green as Baby | British Guard #2 | Rick Springfield as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Isaac Hempstead-Wright as Aidan | David Thewlis as British Father | Anna Jane Casey as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Aaron Johnson (1) as Various (as Aaron-Taylor Johnson) | Isaac Hempstead-Wright as Aidan | David Thewlis as British Father | Cary Elwes as British Guard #1 | Doctor | Valet | Ralph Garman as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Aaron Johnson (1) as Various (as Aaron-Taylor Johnson)
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Shawn Reis

Season 13

232 :13x01 - The Simpsons Guy

Sep/28/2014
When Peter's new comic strip lands him in hot water with the women of Quahog, the Griffins decide to leave town.
They end up in Springfield where they hit it off with the Simpsons.

They all get along swimmingly until Homer & Peter get into a disagreement over which beer is better, Pawtucket Ale of Duff.
Starring Roles: Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson | Patty | Selma | Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson | Todd Flanders | Nelson Muntz | Ralph Wiggum | Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson | Hank Azaria as Apu | Chief Wiggum | Officer Lou | Moe | Dr. Nick | Carl Carlson | Comic Book Guy | Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson | Barney | Squeaky Voiced Teen | Krusty the Clown | Hans Moleman | Abe Simpson | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Mayor Quimby | Kodos | Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson | Hank Azaria as Apu | Chief Wiggum | Officer Lou | Moe | Dr. Nick | Carl Carlson | Comic Book Guy |
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Kool Aid Guy | Roger Smith | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Kool Aid Guy | Roger Smith | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | H. Jon Benjamin as Bob Belcher | Julie Bowen as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Rachael MacFarlane as Protestor | Patrick Meighan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | James Woods as Himself | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Julie Bowen as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Rachael MacFarlane as Protestor | Patrick Meighan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | James Woods as Himself
Director: Peter Shin
Songs: Def Leppard -- Pour Some Sugar On Me

235 :13x04 - Brian the Closer

Nov/09/2014
When Glenn pays for Brian's dental work, it lands him a new real estate job, but things go south when Brian decides to cheat Glenn in a condo scam.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Connie Britton as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jackson Douglas as Various | John Viener as Realtor | Eric Schermerhorn as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Home Buyer) | Alec Sulkin as Various | Connie Britton as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jackson Douglas as Various | John Viener as Realtor | Eric Schermerhorn as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Home Buyer) | Alec Sulkin as Various | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Steve Marmel

237 :13x06 - The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

Dec/07/2014
Jesus returns to Quahog & for his birthday, Peter decides it's time for him to get lucky with the ladies.
However, things get weird when the woman Jesus decides to be with, is Lois.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | God | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various (as Alexandra Breckenridge) | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jeff Garlin as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Ana Gasteyer as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Kristin Long as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various (as Alexandra Breckenridge) | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jeff Garlin as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Glenn Howerton as Various | Kristin Long as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Ted Jessup

238 :13x07 - Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Jan/04/2015
Once Chris fails another history test, Stewie & Brian decide to take him on a time traveling trip to help him pass his next final.
However, things go awry when they get stuck on board the Titanic.
Guest Stars: Hank Azaria as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Artie Johann as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Tony Sirico as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Hank Azaria as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Artie Johann as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Tony Sirico as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joe Vaux

239 :13x08 - Our Idiot Brian

Jan/11/2015
After Meg convinces Brian to take her SATs for her, the results indicate Brian isn't as smart as he thinks he is, so Peter shows him the joy of being dumb. Meanwhile, Stewie reacts badly to Brian's new take on life.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Glenn Howerton as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Bruce McGill as Various | Christina Milian as Esther | Emily Osment as Various | DJ Qualls as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Robert Wu as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Martha MacIsaac as Various | Christina Milian as Esther | DJ Qualls as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Robert Wu as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Aaron Lee
Songs: Rednex -- Cotton-Eyed Joe

240 :13x09 - This Little Piggy

Jan/25/2015
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | David Lodge (2) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | David Lodge (2) as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Kristin Long
Songs: Journey -- Faithfully, Donna Summer -- She Works Hard for the Money

241 :13x10 - Quagmire's Mom

Feb/08/2015
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account.
While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle.

Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after sleeps with an underage girl which leads to an unexpected reunion.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Santa | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Santa | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Claus | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Claus | Allison Janney as Crystal (Quagmire’s Mom) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Bennigan's Employee | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Allison Janney as Crystal (Quagmire’s Mom) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Bennigan's Employee | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Tom Devanney

242 :13x11 - Encyclopedia Griffin

Feb/15/2015
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief.

Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Lewis Morton

243 :13x12 - Stewie Is Enceinte

Mar/08/2015
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Steve Robertson
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Plain White T's -- Hey There Delilah, Bon Jovi -- You Give Love a Bad Name

244 :13x13 - Dr. C and the Women

Mar/15/2015
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Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Mike Kim (1)

245 :13x14 - JOLO

Apr/12/2015
When Peter is heralded as a hero after accidentally finding a missing child, Joe takes his attitude regarding life to heart and quits his job, leaves Bonnie and convinces the guys to take a road trip to Niagra Falls.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
Director: Julius Wu

246 :13x15 - Once Bitten

Apr/19/2015
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal.

Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | John Viener as Lawyer | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joseph Lee

247 :13x16 - Roasted Guy

Apr/26/2015
Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl
Director: Joe Vaux
Songs: Ratt -- Round and Round

248 :13x17 - Fighting Irish

May/03/2015
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Liam Neeson as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various | Liam Neeson as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Brian Iles

Season 14

250 :14x01 - Pilling Them Softly

Sep/27/2015
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Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

251 :14x02 - Papa Has A Rollin' Son

Oct/04/2015
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Chris Cox as Various | Cary Elwes as Various | Sean Kenin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ed O'Neill as Bud Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Chris Cox as Various | Cary Elwes as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Sean Kenin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Steve Robertson

252 :14x03 - Guy, Robot

Oct/11/2015
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Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Chris Cox as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Chris Regan

253 :14x04 - Peternormal Activity

Oct/25/2015
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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Cary Grant | Giant Rabid Housecat | Alex Borstein as Deborah Kerr | Alex Borstein as Deborah Kerr | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Chris Sheridan as Agent #1 | Cat Burglar | John Viener as Agent #2 | Announcer | Pirate #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Albert | Captain Hook | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as John Goodman | Ralph Garman as Maniac Pope | Pirate #2 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Chris Sheridan as Agent #1 | Cat Burglar | John Viener as Agent #2 | Announcer | Pirate #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Albert | Captain Hook | Fred Tatasciore as Inmate | Johnny Wind Chimes | Man at Podium | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as John Goodman | Ralph Garman as Maniac Pope | Pirate #2 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Greg Colton

254 :14x05 - Peter, Chris & Brian

Nov/08/2015
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Director: Joe Vaux

255 :14x06 - Peter's Sister

Nov/15/2015
Peter's long lost sister pays a surprise visit to Quahog.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Various | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Kate McKinnon as Karen Griffin | Belita Moreno as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kate McKinnon as Karen Griffin | Belita Moreno as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Tom Devanney

256 :14x07 - Hot Pocket-Dial

Nov/22/2015
Quagmire pocket dials Peter & leaves a message confessing his love for Lois.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jaheem King Toombs as Various (as Jaheem Toombs) | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Jaheem King Toombs as Various (as Jaheem Toombs) | John Viener as Various
Director: Steve Robertson
Writer: Aaron Lee

257 :14x08 - Brokeback Swanson

Dec/06/2015
After an injury while running with the bulls in downtown Quahog, Joe becomes a quadriplegic & Peter, Joe & Cleveland struggle to take care of Joe after Bonnie leaves him.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Joe Buck as Himself | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cary Elwes as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Reese C. Hartwig as Various (as Reese Hartwig) | Artie Johann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Joe Buck as Himself | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cary Elwes as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Reese C. Hartwig as Various (as Reese Hartwig) | Artie Johann as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Helene Yorke as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Ted Jessup

258 :14x09 - A Shot in the Dark

Dec/13/2015
Peter shoots Cleveland Junior after mistaking him for a robber.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Brown Jr. | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Brian Iles

259 :14x10 - Candy Quahog Marshmallow

Jan/03/2016
After discovering Glenn starred in a Korean soap opera, the guys travel to Korea to find the lost last episode.
After reconnecting with an old love, Glenn decides to stay.
Guest Stars: Ashton Kutcher as Himself | Sung Kang as Korean Man | C.S. Lee as Korean Man | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kat Purgal as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various | Robert Wu as Various | Ashton Kutcher as Himself | Margaret Cho as Sue-jin | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Sung Kang as Korean Man | C.S. Lee as Korean Man | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kat Purgal as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Joseph Lee

260 :14x11 - The Peanut Butter Kid

Jan/10/2016
When the family has a budget crisis, they start looking for a new income, leading Stewie to land a role in a peanut butter commercial; Lois and Peter turn into crazy show-business parents, and Brian shows Stewie he does not want to be a child actor
Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Various | Mike Desilets as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Helene Yorke as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Mike Desilets as Various | Sean Kenin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Artie Johann

261 :14x12 - Scammed Yankees

Jan/17/2016
Peter convinces Carter to give a Nigerian Prince thousands of dollars. When Lois tells him he's been scammed he flies to Africa to get his money back.

Meanwhile Brian decided to romantically pursue one of Meg's friends.
Guest Stars: Chad Coleman as Dave | Ralph Garman as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Christina Milian as Esther | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chad Coleman as Dave | Ralph Garman as Various | Christina Milian as Esther | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Neil deGrasse Tyson as Himself | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson

262 :14x13 - An App A Day

Feb/14/2016
Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events.

Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Mrs. Lapardo | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Lapardo | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Mike Henry (1) as Herbert | Steve Callaghan as Various | Tia Carrere as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Kate McKinnon as Various | Carl Reiner as Country Club Patron | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Tia Carrere as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Kate McKinnon as Various | John Viener as Various

263 :14x14 - Underage Peter

Feb/21/2016
Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | RJ | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | RJ | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Cary Elwes as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Cary Elwes as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Mark Hentemann as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Jay Leno as Himself | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Writer: Shawn Reis

264 :14x15 - A Lot Going On Upstairs

Mar/06/2016
After several sleepless nights plagued by nightmares, Stewie enlists Brian's help via his new invention to assist him in getting rid of his dreams.

Meanwhile, much to Lois' annoyance, Peter turns the attic into a mancave for him and the guys.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Glenn Close as Herself | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Breckin Meyer as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Joe Vaux as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Ted Jessup as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Breckin Meyer as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Joe Vaux as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joe Vaux

265 :14x16 - The Heartbreak Dog

Mar/13/2016
For an after school assignment Meg is sent to work at a retirement home but things get bad when she starts to steal from the residents. When Chris finds out, he wants a peice of the action.

Meanwhile, depressed at her 46th birthday party, Bonnie & Brian share a kiss. When Peter reveals their secret, Brian & Bonnie decide to run away together.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seamus | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Parkhurst | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Parkhurst | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Max Charles as Kid | Mary Kay Place as Various | Katharine Ross as Old Lady | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Max Charles as Kid | Mary Kay Place as Various | Katharine Ross as Old Lady | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Writer: Lewis Morton
Songs: R.E.M. -- Everybody Hurts

266 :14x17 - Take A Letter

Apr/17/2016
After Stewie's preschool serves him dog milk, Lois decides to send him to a private school which means she needs to get a job.
While working at the post office she finds a 20 year old letter from Peter to his ex-girlfriend send two weeks before the wedding.

Meanwhile, Stewie tries to impress his new wealthy school mates by pretending to be rich.
Guest Stars: Paget Brewster as Gretchen | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Judd Hirsch as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Michaela Watkins as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various | Kathryn Hahn as Various | Paget Brewster as Gretchen | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | Judd Hirsch as Himself | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Michaela Watkins as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: John Holmquist

268 :14x19 - Run, Chris, Run

May/15/2016
To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate.

Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Mike Henry (1) as Bruce | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome

269 :14x20 - Road to India

May/22/2016
Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her.

Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson

Season 15

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American Gigg-olo

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Type: Animation
Genres: Adult Cartoons, Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Airs: Sundays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: January 31, 1999
Episodes Order: 21
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