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Season 1

1 :01x01 - Death Has a Shadow

Jan/31/1999
Peter Griffin (a fat, beer-drinking toy assembly lineman) gets fired from his job at Happy-Go-Lucky Toys and secretly puts his family on welfare. Meanwhile, Stewie (the homocidal youngest son of the family) plots on killing his mother, Lois.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Dick Clark | Billy West as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Butch Hartman as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase | Frank Welker as Freddy | Pat Summerall as Himself
Director: Peter Shin

2 :01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man

Apr/11/1999
Peter teaches Meg to drive, which leads to Meg failing her driver's test...and things get worse when Peter knocks out the town's TV reception and pins the blame on his own daughter. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a weather-controlling machine so he can destroy broccoli plants.
Guest Stars: Aaron Lustig as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Joey Slotnick as Various | Frank Welker as Freddy |
Uncredited: Erik Estrada as Officer Ponch

3 :01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Apr/18/1999
Lois prepares for Stewie's first birthday, which Peter nearly ruins when he refuses to make reservations at Cheesy Charlie's and scrambles to set up a party at home. Meanwhile, Meg unwittingly makes friends with a girl who belongs to a cult.
Guest Stars: Gary Janetti as Various | Waylon Jennings as Himself | John O'Hurley as Cult Leader | Butch Hartman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Bristow as Various
Director: Dominic Polcino

4 :01x04 - Mind Over Murder

Apr/25/1999
Peter gets put under house arrest (after punching out a man who turns out to be a pregnant woman) and builds a bar in his basement, where Lois becomes a sensation as a lounge singer. Meanwhile, Stewie begins teething and builds a time machine so he can fast-forward through the pain.
Guest Stars: Erik Estrada as Officer Francis “Ponch” Poncherello | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Wally Wingert as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Leslie Uggams as Herself | Alex Rocco as Soccer Mom
Director: Roy Allen Smith

5 :01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door

May/02/1999
Peter searches for a replacement pitcher for Happy-Go-Lucky Toys' softball team and finds one in his new neighbor, Joe Swanson, which he welcomes with open arms...until it's revealed that Joe is wheelchair-bound.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Kevin Swanson | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Butch Hartman as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Michelle Kwan as Herself | Suzie Plakson as Various
Director: Monte Young

6 :01x06 - The Son Also Draws

May/09/1999
After Chris gets kicked out of the Youth Scouts, the Griffins head to the New York headquarters to reinstate his membership. The trip is derailed, however, when Peter needs to use the bathroom and the family stops at an Indian casino, where Lois loses the car in video poker.
Guest Stars: Bobby Slayton as Leonard Cornfeathers | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Butch Hartman as Scout Leader | Wally Wingert as Various | Suzie Plakson as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various
Director: Neil Affleck
Writer: Ricky Blitt

7 :01x07 - Brian: Portrait of a Dog

May/16/1999
To earn money for a new air conditioner, Peter enters Brian in a dog show, but Brian disqualifies himself after refusing to perform a demeaning stunt...and ends up fighting for his legal rights as an anthropomorphic dog after getting in trouble with the law.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Dick Van Patten as Tom Bradford | Mary Scheer as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Writer: Gary Janetti

Season 2

8 :02x01 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Sep/23/1999
When Lois's Aunt Marguerite suddenly dies, Lois is surprised to learn that she stands to inherit Cherrywood Manor, Lois's summer home back when she lived with her rich, snobby parents.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as CoCo | Rachael MacFarlane as Maid | Kevin Michael Richardson as Sebastian | Fairuza Balk as Connie DiMico | Bill Escudier as Various | Gregory Jbara as Various | Robin Leach as Himself | Alex Thomas as Various
Director: Jeff Myers
Songs: Contours -- Do You Love Me

9 :02x02 - Holy Crap

Sep/30/1999
After Peter's devout Catholic, workaholic dad is forced to retire from his job at the mill, he moves in with the Griffins and vexes them all with his Bible-thumping ways (particularly Lois, who is Protestant).
Guest Stars: Dwight Schultz as Various | Patrick Warburton as Superman | Florence Stanley as Thelma Griffin | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Danny Smith (1) as Various (Zeke the Moody Drifter Doll) | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Andrew Gormley as Various | Olivia Hack as Various | David Zuckerman as Various
Director: Neil Affleck

10 :02x03 - DaBoom

Dec/26/1999
Peter freaks out when a man in a chicken suit warns him about the end of the world coming due to the Y2K computer virus and ropes his family into staying with him in the basement on New Years' Eve.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Joey Slotnick as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Duffy as Bobby Ewing | Victoria Principal as Pamela Ewing | Will Sasso as Randy Newman | Jack Perkins (2) as Himself | Mike Henry as Cleveland
Director: Bob Jacques

11 :02x04 - Brian in Love

Mar/07/2000
When mysterious urine stains begin appearing around the Griffin house, Stewie is blamed and forced into being potty-trained. But when Brian has an accident at the supermarket, he is sent to therapy to find out why he keeps wetting himself.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Wally Wingert as Various | D.D. Howard as Various | Sam Waterston as Dr. Kaplan
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Air Supply -- I'm All Out Of Love

12 :02x05 - Love Thy Trophy

Mar/14/2000
Peter fights with his neighbors, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland, after winning a trophy for a parade float. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a diner waitress to earn money for a Prada bag by telling the boss that she's a single mother with a crack-addicted baby (Stewie).
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Debra Wilson as Sandy Belford (Child Services Agent)
Director: Jack Dyer

13 :02x06 - Death Is a Bitch

Mar/21/2000
During a night of lovemaking, Peter finds a breast lump...on his own chest and fears it may be cancer. After days of worrying, Peter discovers that the lump isn't cancerous, but his medical bill is huge. To get out of paying it, Peter writes down that he's dead, prompting a visit from The Grim Reaper, who ends up incapacitated after breaking his ankle.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Cara Newman as Various |
Uncredited: Norm MacDonald as Death
Writer: Ricky Blitt
Songs: Paula Cole -- I Don't Want to Wait

14 :02x07 - The King Is Dead

Mar/28/2000
After Lois inherits control over the Quahog players theater group, she decides to direct her first play, "The King and I", of which Peter inadvertently takes control.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Monte Young

15 :02x08 - I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Mar/28/2000
Peter gets in trouble for telling a sexist joke at work and is forced to go on a women's retreat in order to be more sensitive to the opposite sex (and to keep his job at Happy-Go-Lucky Toys), but the therapy works too well as Peter begins acting too much like a woman.
Guest Stars: Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Phil LaMarr as “N-Word” Jim | Rachael MacFarlane as Miss Watson (Director of Women's Retreat) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Candice Bergen as Gloria Ironbox
Director: Monte Young
Songs: Singer: Ray Charles Music: Joe Raposo -- “Three's Company” theme

16 :02x09 - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Apr/04/2000
When Peter learns that his favorite TV program, a cop drama called Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been cancelled, Peter lies to a charity service, stating that his teenaged son, Chris, is dying and that his final wish is to have Gumbel 2 Gumbel put back on the air.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Martin Mull as Mr. Harris | Peter Roth as Various

17 :02x10 - Running Mates

Apr/11/2000
With the school's best interest in mind, Lois runs for school board unopposed. However, when Peter discovers that Lois agrees with the firing of his favorite former teacher, he jumps in the race and uses dirty tactics (and a dirty picture of his wife) to win the election.
Guest Stars: Lee Majors as Himself | Dwight Schultz as Randall Fargus | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan (Male Teacher) | Patrick Bristow as Hector | Jack Sheldon as “Vagina Junction” Conductor
Director: John Holmquist

18 :02x11 - A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Apr/18/2000
When an art dealer discovers Chris's painting for Peter, The Griffins head to New York, where the art dealer attempts to change Chris into the art world's next big thing.
Guest Stars: Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown | Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood | Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Antonio Monatti (Big Bird) | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Charles Kimbrough as Jim Dial | Joey Slotnick as Bob | Carter (Angry Man)
Director: Gavin Dell

19 :02x12 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Apr/25/2000
Meg sets her family up on a talk show after they embarrass her during a slumber party. However, when their wacky antics are seen on live television, a network executive thinks the Griffin family would make a great subject for a reality TV show.
Guest Stars: Jay Mohr as Trevor | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Will Ferrell as Fisherman | Lisa Wilhoit as Replacement Meg | Beth
Director: Scott Wood

20 :02x13 - Road to Rhode Island

May/30/2000
Brian offers to pick Stewie up from visiting Lois's parents in Palm Springs, but Brian gets drunk at the airport and they miss their flight home. Meanwhile, Lois orders a relationship-building video, which Peter becomes addicted to when he discovers its secret pornographic content.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Hotel Manager | Wally Wingert as Dr. Kaplan | Brian Doyle-Murray as Luke | Victoria Principal as Amanda Rebecca
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Culture Club -- Do You Really Want To Hurt Me

21 :02x14 - Let's Go to the Hop

Jun/06/2000
When toad-licking becomes the popular new drug of choice for the students of James Woods High, Peter goes undercover as a high schooler to stop it--but ends up dating popular girl, Connie D'Amico.
Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Gregg Allman as Himself | Fairuza Balk as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Wayne Collins (1) as Various | Tom Dorfmeister as Various
Director: Glen Hill
Songs: Simple Minds -- Don't You Forget About Me, Billy Ocean -- Get Out of My Dream, Get Into My Car

22 :02x15 - Dammit Janet

Jun/13/2000
Lois enrolls Stewie in a daycare center when she worries about his social skills, where Stewie falls for a girl named Janet.
Meanwhile, Lois gets a job as an airline stewardess to combat her boredom at home, but Peter ends up taking advantage of the situation after Quagmire tells him that family members of stewardesses can travel on airplanes for free.
Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Mo Collins as Various | Camryn Manheim as Various
Director: Bert Ring

23 :02x16 - There's Something About Paulie

Jun/27/2000
After ignoring Lois' advice, Peter gets tangled with the mob after they solve his car problem. The time comes for Peter to return the favor and the Don asks Peter take his obnoxious nephew, Big Fat Paulie to the movies.
Peter accidently puts a hit out on Lois.
Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various | Robert Costanzo as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Michael Chiklis as Big Fat Paulie | Jon Cryer as Kevin | Alan King as The Don | Brent Michael (1) as Various | Diane Robin as Various | Jerry Sroka as Various | Debra Wilson as Whoopi Goldberg (Delilah Abraham from How Stella/Groove Back II)
Director: Monte Young
Writer: Ricky Blitt

24 :02x17 - He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Jun/27/2000
Chris becomes self-conscious about his weight, so Peter helps him exercise. When the exercise doesn't work, Peter opts for Chris to get liposuction and ends up getting liposuction himself.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Phil LaMarr as Exterminator | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (on scavenger hunt) | Wally Wingert as Various | Jay Mohr as Logan | Mike Barker (1) as Flaherty
Director: Glen Hill

25 :02x18 - E. Peterbus Unum

Jul/12/2000
While fighting with City Hall over the right to dig in his own yard, Peter discovers that his house is not shown on the map of Quahog. Using his interesting loophole, Peter secedes his house and family from the United States and creates his own country.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver
Director: Rob Renzetti

26 :02x19 - The Story on Page One

Jul/18/2000
Meg joins the newspaper team to boost her extracurricular activities so she can get into Brown. She writes an article about Mayor West wasting taxpayer money on an inane project, but Peter replaces Meg's newsworthy article with one that claims that Luke Perry (from the original Beverly Hills, 90210 cast) is a homosexual. Meanwhile, Stewie fits Chris with a mind-control helmet so he can force him to do his bidding.
Guest Stars: Luke Perry as Himself | Gary Cole as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various
Director: Gavin Dell

27 :02x20 - Wasted Talent

Jul/25/2000
Peter drinks himself stupid in order to find a golden ticket to the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.
Meanwhile, Lois desperately searches for a excellent piano player for an upcoming competition...and finds one in Peter, who can only play like a pro when he's drunk.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Adam Carolla as Death | Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Michael McKean as Pawtucket Pat | Jonathan Osser as Various | Julia Sweeney as Woman in Restaurant (Woman who says "I'm with my husband")
Director: Bert Ring

28 :02x21 - Fore, Father

Aug/01/2000
When Peter realizes that Chris has no ambition, he sets his sights on being a father figure to Cleveland's hyperactive son, Cleveland, Jr. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a vaccination at the doctor's office, and thinks it's a mind-control serum when he begins to fall ill.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Mary Ingalls (Kevin's Wife) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Bobby Bowman

Season 3

29 :03x01 - The Thin White Line (1)

Jul/11/2001
Part one of two. Brian's exceptional olfactory skills nets him a job as a drug-sniffing dog, but when the job turns Brian into a cocaine addict, Brian is sent to rehab (with Peter tagging along after missing out on a vacation).
Guest Stars: June Foray as Rocky | Haley Joel Osment as Various | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | Thomas Dekker as Various | Leif Garrett as Himself
Director: Glen Hill

30 :03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Jul/18/2001
Conclusion. Following the events in "The Thin White Line," Brian decides to leave home and become a Hollywood writer. Meanwhile, Lois signs Stewie up to appear on "Kids Say the Darndest Things".
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Jasper | Ray Liotta as Zach | Gary Cole as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Louise DuArt as Various | Olivia Hack as Various | Jenna Jameson as Herself | Ron Jeremy as Himself
Director: Gavin Dell
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Barry Manilow -- Looks Like We Made It

31 :03x03 - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Jul/25/2001
When a cigarette company takes over Happy-Go-Lucky-Toy Factory, Peter is made company president and gets sent to Washington, D.C. to convince Congress that the tobacco companies are not bent on selling cigarettes to children.
Guest Stars: Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Gary Cole as Chairman | Danny Smith (1) as Harrison | Wally Wingert as Various | Ricky Blitt as Bob Doyle (Live Action Joel, Alyssa Milano's Lawyer) | Louise DuArt as Melissa & Joan Rivers | Olivia Hack as Various | Meredith Scott Lynn as Various | Alyssa Milano as Herself | Brian Doyle-Murray as Various | Jack Sheldon as The Bill | Lane Schnaitter as Barbara Mandrell | Natalie Wood
Director: Brian Hogan
Writer: Ricky Blitt

32 :03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Aug/01/2001
When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam, which is transformed into a British pub. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to teach a British girl with a heavy Cockney accent how to speak proper English.
Guest Stars: Edward Asner as Steven Bellows | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Hugh Laurie as Various | Alan Shearman as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire

33 :03x05 - And the Wiener is...

Aug/08/2001
Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out his son, Chris, has a bigger penis than he does. Meanwhile, Meg joins the flag girl squad in an attempt to be one of the popular kids.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Duffy as Jack | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Debra Wilson as Nurse
Director: Bert Ring

34 :03x06 - Death Lives

Aug/15/2001
On their wedding anniversary, Peter keeps Lois distracted with a scavenger hunt while he plays golf, but a lightning storm kills Peter and Death returns to show Peter how much Lois means to him.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Adam Carolla as Death | Danny Smith (1) as Blackie | Wally Wingert as Ball Cleaner | Peter Frampton (1) as Himself | Estelle Harris as Death's Mom | Laura Silverman as Amy | Ron Macfarlane as Various (Additional Vocals for Glen's Navy Song)
Director: Rob Renzetti
Writer: Mike Henry
Songs: Peter Frampton -- Baby I Love Your Way

35 :03x07 - Lethal Weapons

Aug/22/2001
Lois takes martial arts to fight back against the New Yorkers who have overrun Quahog, but Lois worries that her violent antics may have a bad influence on her family.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace (Bronx Guy #2) | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Michael Chiklis as Bronx Guy | Peter Gallagher as Jared Fellows | Alastair Sherman as Various
Director: Brian Hogan

36 :03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around the World

Aug/29/2001
Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker, but is disgusted when pervy class nerd, Neil Goldman, lands the internship as well. Meanwhile, Stewie fights back against a bully who stole his tricycle.
Guest Stars: Abe Vigoda as Himself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Mike Barker (1) as The Buff Guy | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Ralph Garman as Dustin Hoffman | Phil LaMarr as Minister | Danny Smith (1) as The Mass Media Murderer | Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate | Teenage Girl) | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Michael Chiklis as Mechanic | Cartoony Crewman | Hugh Downs as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Chief McKenzie | D.D. Howard as Jane Fonda | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico

37 :03x09 - Mr. Saturday Knight

Sep/05/2001
Peter, once again, finds himself out of work when his boss, Mr. Weed, dies, and the toy factory gets demolished in order to make a disease control center. After unsuccessfully trying to hold down a series of jobs (including prostituting himself), Peter becomes a Renaissance fair knight, who must fight his idol, The Black Knight.
Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | R. Lee Ermey as Coach | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed | Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister | Pimp) | Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara | Maid Madeline) | David Berry (1) as Bobby (Kid #1) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman (Mafioso) | Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman | Will Ferrell as Black Knight | Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit | Renaissance Guy) | Justin Koznar as Alfalfa (Kid #2)

38 :03x10 - Fish Out of Water

Sep/19/2001
Now overweight and still unemployed, Peter chooses Fishing as his new career. But when the pickings are slim, Peter puts his house in debt to buy a boat he can use to hunt Daggermouth, a famous fish which would earn him a lot of cash. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to spring break and teaches her how to have a good time, a little too well.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Michael Chiklis as Hennessey | Brian Doyle-Murray as Salty | Lisa Wilhoit as Various
Director: Bert Ring

39 :03x11 - Emission Impossible

Nov/08/2001
When Peter and Lois help Lois's sister, Carol, have a baby, Peter and Lois decide to have another child, which doesn't sit well with Stewie.
Guest Stars: Carol Kane as Carol Pewterschmidt | Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2 | Gary Cole as Mike Brady (Thug #1) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Majel Barrett as Computer Voice | David Berry (1) as Bobby | D.D. Howard as Carol Brady | Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver | Wallace Shawn as Bertram
Director: Peter Shin
Songs: Eric Carmen -- Hungry Eyes, Joe Cocker -- Up Where We Belong

40 :03x12 - To Live and Die in Dixie

Nov/15/2001
When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off the Southerners during a Civil War Reenactment, and Chris becomes greatly confused when Sam kisses him. Back at home, one of the FBI agents accidentally lets the Griffin's location out, and the robber comes looking for them.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Agent Jenkins (Paul Simon | Jeff Foxworthy) | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Officer Horowitz (Mr. Stevenson) | Brian Dunkleman as Buck Owens | Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”) | Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover) | Kathleen Wilhoite as Sam
Director: Dan Povenmire

41 :03x13 - Screwed The Pooch

Nov/29/2001
Peter finally begins to impress Carter, and the two become friends after Peter gives Carter a tip on beating Ted Turner in poker, but the friendship is shattered when a horny Brian has sex with Carter's favorite race dog, Sea Breeze.
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ralph Garman as Ted Turner (Motel Clerk | Veterinarian) | Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor | Lawyer) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Barker as Himself | Don LaFontaine as FOX Announcer | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom)

42 :03x14 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

Dec/06/2001
After Chris starts talking “street”, Peter decides to teach him about the Griffin ancestry.
He finds out he had a black ancestor named Nate Griffin who was owned by the Pewterschmidt family.
Meanwhile, Stewie goes undercover as a cheerleader.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Cop (Coach) | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Phil LaMarr as Donald (Chapter President | Rapper | Black Comedian) | Rachael MacFarlane as Jill (Animatronic Wife | Animatronic Irish Woman) | Kevin Michael Richardson as Black Professor (League Member #2) | Danny Smith (1) as The Leper (Announcer | Scientist #2) | Tara Strong as Cindi (Waitress) | Wally Wingert as Cameraman (Museum Guide | Scientist #3) | Wayne Collins (1) as Basketball Player (League Member) | Meredith Scott Lynn as Girl | Kim Parks as Tonya
Director: Scott Wood

43 :03x15 - Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Dec/20/2001
Peter helps Joe raise his spirits after he fails to capture a crook in a Jimmy Carter mask by training him for the Special Olympics.
Meanwhile, Meg, Chris, and Stewie find a money clip containing $26.00 and fight over who gets to keep it.
Guest Stars: Tony Danza as Himself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | David Berry (1) as Various | Valerie Bertinelli as Herself | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alex Rocco as Bea Arthur
Director: Andi Klein

44 :03x16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Dec/21/2001
In this Christmas episode, Lois struggles to keep her Yuletide cheer after Peter accidentally gives away the family's Christmas presents and Brian sets the kitchen on fire.
Meanwhile, Stewie makes a conscious choice to be good to impress Santa.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | John Kassir as George Bailey | Kid #2 | Hynden Walch as Kid #3 | Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman | Kid #1 | Peter Criss as Himself | Ace Frehley as Himself | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Himself
Director: Brian Hogan

45 :03x17 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Jan/17/2002
When Brian gets busted for a DUI, he is sentenced to care for a bitter, old, reclusive woman.
Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard, and ends up housing a family of baby birds.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Butch Hartman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | A.J. Benza as Himself | Adria Firestone as Various | Melora Hardin as Various | Jane Lynch as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire

46 :03x18 - From Method to Madness

Jan/24/2002
Peter and Lois find it hard to understand a family of nudists they meet, and forbid Meg to see their son who actually likes her. Meanwhile, Stewie enrolls in an acting school, and must team up with his enemy Olivia in order to stay.
Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Dave Campell | Chris Cox as Jeff Campbell | Ralph Garman as Bernie | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller | Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell | Denis Martell as Santos | Mark Paredes as Pasqual
Director: Bert Ring

47 :03x19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Jan/31/2002
Out of fear of Peter's jealousy, Lois sneaks around to meet with an old boyfriend.
When Peter sees her with out w/ the man, the truth comes out, and Lois suggests they enter marriage counseling.
The counselor suggests the spend some time apart, and date other people.
Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian get accidentally super glued together at the hand, and must remain that way for a week.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Chris Cox as Ross Fishman | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gilbert Gottfried as Mort Goldmen | Jennifer Love Hewitt as Herself | Meredith Scott Lynn as Various

48 :03x20 - Road to Europe

Feb/07/2002
Believing he would have a better life, Stewie runs off to “Jolly Farms”, a British made children's television show.
Peter and Lois travel to KISS-Stock.
Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Jon Favreau as Various | Sean Flynn as Various | Lauren Graham as Mother Maggie | Michelle Horn as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Jane Lynch as Various | Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig | Gene Simmons as Himself | Paul Stanley as Various
Director: Dan Povenmire

49 :03x21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Feb/14/2002
This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect on it. The episode was hosted by Stewie and Brian.

Li'l Griffins: In the first Li'l Rascal styled segment, the boys are anti-girl, until they meet Lois who says that she likes a brave man. In order to prove to her who is the bravest, they try to stake it out overnight in a haunted house.

No Bones About It: Peter opens a bottle of beer and a Genie bursts out, telling him he has 3 wishes. In order to escape being beaten up, for his last wish, he wishes he had no bones. He escapes from the beating, but becomes a big strain on the family.

Super Griffins: When the Griffin's are hit with radioactive waste, the each gain a super power. At first the vow to use their powers only for good, but it quickly goes to their heads.
Guest Stars: Kelly Ripa as Herself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Adam Carolla as Death | Gary Cole as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various | Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker | Judy Greer as Various | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Regis Philbin as Himself | Lane Schnaitter as Various | Michael Winslow as Various

50 :03x22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Dec/10/2004
When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. The Jewish man does great, and saves Peter a lot of money. This makes Peter decide that in order to be successful in life, Chris needs to become Jewish. Instead of studying hard, Peter takes Chris to Las Vegas for a Vegas Bar Mitzvah.
Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as Himself | Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Andrea Hutchman as Various | Ricky Blitt as Various | Peter Riegert as Various | Mary Scheer as Various | Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Ricky Blitt

Season 4

51 :04x01 - North by North Quahog

May/01/2005
When Peter crashes the car on the way to their second honeymoon, he is determined to make it up to Lois. He ends up posing as Mel Gibson to use his private room at a new hotel, and once there they discover a secret upcoming movie: "The Passion of Christ 2". In order to save the world from viewing another Passion movie, Peter steals the film. Meanwhile, back at home, Stewie and Brian pose as parents. And Chris gets falsely accused for drinking at a school dance.
Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Don LaFontaine as Various | Hunter Gomez as Various | Bill Ratner as Various | Richard Kuhlman as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various
Director: Peter Shin

52 :04x02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

May/08/2005
After Chris' teacher quits, Brian fills in as his new teacher. All is well at first, until he is moved down to the intermediate class where the troubled kids wear him down to his last nerve. Meanwhile, Chris crushes on his new, hot, teacher. And she tells him that in order to be with her, he has to kill her husband.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Ben Affleck | Vincent van Gogh | Tom Tucker | Bear | Seth Green as Matt Damon | Tim | Drew Barrymore as Mrs. Lana Lockhart | Tara Strong as Amanda | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Steven Zirnkilton as Narrator | Juanita Jennings as Miss Clifton | Arif S. Kinchen as Various | Ralph Garman as Ronald Lockhart | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Anthony Morris as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Hillary Tuck as Various | Dave Walsh as Various | Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan
Writer: Ken Goin

53 :04x03 - Blind Ambition

May/15/2005
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire earns a key to the city after saving a young lady, Peter begins to feel that he has not accomplished much in his life. To make amend for this, he decides to set the record for most nickels eaten. However, one to many nickels leaves him blind.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Judd Hirsch as Himself | Gina Gershon as Herself
Director: Chuck Klein (2)

54 :04x04 - Don't Make Me Over

Jun/05/2005
When Meg gets turned down by yet another guy, she begins to feel sorry for herself. In order to cheer her up, Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover. Meanwhile, Peter puts a band together consisting of him, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. They aren't very successful, until Meg with her shows up with her new look.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Tara Strong as Meg (singing) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Bob Widmer as Tin Man | Gene Simmons as Gene Simmons
Director: Sarah Frost
Songs: Journey -- Don't Stop Believing

55 :04x05 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Jun/12/2005
When Peter and Brian walk in on Loretta and Quagmire, they feel they owe it to Cleveland to tell him. When Cleveland confronts Loretta about it, she actually kicks him out! Although, Cleveland doesn't seem phased by any of this. But, with a little motivation from Peter, Cleveland becomes furious...and goes to kill Quagmire.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Loretta Brown | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Randy Savage as Macho Man Randy Savage
Director: James Purdum

56 :04x06 - Petarded

Jun/19/2005
After Peter wins a game of Trivial Pursuit, he is convinced he is a genius. Brian tries to bring him down to earth by telling him to take the MacArthur Genius test. Not only does the test prove he's not a genius, but it turns out he is mentally challenged. He has a good time taking advantage of this, until he puts Lois in the hospital and the kids are taken from him.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Rocky Dennis | Danny Smith (1) as Japanese Man | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Ralph Garman as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Gary Cole as Priest | Cloris Leachman as Herself | LeVar Burton as Vern | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Indigo as Various | Len Maxwell as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | John Viener as Lawyer | Agent Jessup | Alec Sulkin as Dan Rather | Lisa Wilhoit as Various
Director: Seth Kearsley
Songs: Pat Benetar -- The Warrior

57 :04x07 - Brian the Bachelor

Jun/26/2005
In order to get Cleveland "back on the prowl", the gang takes him to "the Bachelorette" screening auditions. Thanks to Peter, Cleveland doesn't get on the show, but Brian and Quagmire do. Although Brian is at first precautios about it being a T.V. show, he eventually falls for the girl (Brooke), and ends up in the final 2 with Quagmire. Things start to go wrong when the final 2 have to bring Brooke to dinner with their families. Meanwhile, Chris is controlled by an evil pimple.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Producer | Joey Slotnick as Various | Michael Bell (1) as Allstar (Snork) | Nancy Cartwright as Daffney (Snork) | Jessica Biel as Brooke | Kevin Michael Richardson as Doug The Pimple | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mark Hentemann as Various | Dr. Drew Pinsky as The Dermatologist | Sebastian Siegel as Various | John Viener as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Cox as Various | John Erwin as He-Man
Director: Dan Povenmire

58 :04x08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Jul/10/2005
When Peter over-runs his tab at Goldmans Pharmacy, he signs Meg over to Mort Goldman so his son Neil can finally have Meg. Meg of course rejects, but it turns out Neil has already gotten over Meg and found a new girlfriend. After a while Meg gets jealous and steals Neil "back". But after a while Meg realises she never really liked Neil, and now she must find a way out of the contract. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a new "hot" babysitter who he tries to impress. But things go wrong when her boyfriend shows up.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Jake Tucker | Hitler | Alex Borstein as Eva Braun | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Jeremy | Joanna Garcia as LaDawn | Wally Wingert as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ray Romano as Raymond | John Viener as Various | Hillary Tuck as Cecila | Denis Martell as Various | David A. Goodman as Various
Director: Greg Colton

59 :04x09 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Jul/17/2005
When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail. Back at home, everything begins to fall apart, so the family decides to break Lois out of jail. They make the escape, and start a new life in "Asian Town". However, it is not too long before they are found.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mo Collins as Book Club Lady 1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Paul Ganus as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Hunter Gomez as Chunk | Mark Hentemann as Trucker (in Red Shirt) | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Rob Narita as Sumo Announcer | Joseph Seal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Brian Tochi as Helicopter Pilot | John Viener as Various
Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: Henry Mancini (Composer) -- Hong Kong Fireworks

60 :04x10 - Model Misbehavior

Jul/24/2005
When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model. Success comes easy...especially with the over use of dieting pills. All of this brings a new look and attitude, neither of which are healthy. Peter realizes that he will need to team up with Mr. Pewedersmhidt to snap Lois out of it.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Karen Parotta | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Kate Rigg as Brandi | Esperanza | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Kim Parks as Various | Saundra McClain as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry as Cleveland
Director: Sarah Frost

61 :04x11 - Peter's Got Woods

Sep/11/2005
In order to impress his new, black, girlfriend, Brian suggests that the school board should rename James Woods High School in honor to Martin Luther King Jr.. In order to stop this, Peter flys out James Woods, and they end up becoming great friends. Brian, upset that Peter ruined his plans, refuses to talk to Peter. And Peter, upset that Brian cares more about his new girlfriend than him, refuses to talk to Brian.
Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Gary Cole as Various | Jonathan Frakes as Commander Riker | Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf | Susana Esteban as varoius | Gabrielle Union as Shauna | John Viener as Various | Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard | Nicole Sullivan as Drunk Chick | Alex Breckenridge as Christina | Fred Tatasciore as Arnold Palmer | James Woods as Himself | Marina Sirtis as Commander Troi (From Deleted Scene)
Director: Chuck Klein (2)

62 :04x12 - Perfect Castaway

Sep/18/2005
Peter and the gang travel to a dangerous area in order to catch more fish, and a giant tsunami destroys their boat. The gang is stranded for months on an island, until a cruise ship eventually spots them. Back at home, things have changed. Lois has gotten remarried...to Brian.
Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | Phil LaMarr as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Corey Burton as The Tribe's People | Jenna Von Oÿ as Various
Director: James Purdum
Writer: John Viener

63 :04x13 - Jungle Love

Sep/25/2005
When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Corps, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives. He quickly adjusts, and ends up getting married! Meanwhile, back at home, Peter gets demoted at his new job at the brewery after getting drunk on the job.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Chieftain | Chris Sheridan as Caveman | Lisa Wilhoit as Beth/Girl #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jay Mohr as Joe Pesci | Mia Maestro as Loka | Carrie Fisher as Angela
Director: Seth Kearsley
Songs: Alice Cooper -- No More Mister Nice Guy

64 :04x14 - PTV

Nov/06/2005
After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate". This ticks Peter off to the highest extent, so he creates his own TV broadcasting station. When things get out of hand, Lois betrays Peter and calls the FCC who come and begin to censor real life! Soon the whole family is sick of them, now how do they get rid of them?
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Osama bin Laden | FCC #2 | Congressman | Alex Borstein as Edith Bunker | Seth Green as Jake Ryan | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | FCC #3 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Officer Reeses | Danny Smith (1) as Bob Hope | John Viener as TV Executive | Apache Chief | FCC #1 | Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth | Mark Hentemann as Army Reception | Ralph Garman as Archie Bunker | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Robin Hood | Chrissy | Fred Tatasciore as Cobra Commander
Director: Dan Povenmire

65 :04x15 - Brian Goes Back to College

Nov/13/2005
When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along. As Brian struggles to pass his classes, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, back at home, the gang takes winning the A-Team costume contest a little too far.
Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Feilding | Lance | Mark Hentemann as Caleb | Guy #1 | Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth | Phil LaMarr as Various | John Viener as Emcee | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Fred Tatasciore as Announcer | Father | Professor | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Female Student | Little Girl
Director: Greg Colton

66 :04x16 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Nov/20/2005
When Stewie realizes he has been wasting his time, and losing his main objective to kill Lois, he once again begins to scheme up plots. His preschool teacher shows Lois drawings he made of him killing her, but the teacher and Lois don't notice. All they see is that Peter isn't in any of them. So Peter and Stewie begin spending time together, but nothing is bringing them closer. Until Peter realizes that Stewie enjoys seeing Lois in pain. Stewie and Peter grow very close because of this interest and things get out of hand. When Lois punishes Stewie and Peter does nothing about it, Stewie turns on Peter. In order to make up, Peter takes Stewie to Disney World, where things get crazy. Meanwhile, In order to pay off a broken window, Chris begins to spend more time with Herbert (the creepy old guy). Only hilarity can come from this.
Guest Stars: John Viener as Joe | Phil LaMarr as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jennifer Jean Snyder as Penelope Cruz | Mo Collins as Ms. Hobson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Fred Tatasciore as Michael Eisner | Hunter Gomez as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Kim Parks as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Soundwave | Tara Strong as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Kurt Dumas

67 :04x17 - Fat Guy Strangler

Nov/27/2005
A physical confirms what Peter and Lois have been fearing all along: Peter is too fat. Instead of trying to get skinny, Peter creates the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, after Lois finds an old picture, she discovers she has a long-lost brother, Patrick. It turns out that Patrick is in a nut house, but Lois gets him out. However, Patrick's hatred of fat people makes him a suspect when a bunch a fat men turn up dead.
Guest Stars: Chris Sheridan as Half-Dead Fat Guy | Ralph Garman as Fat Guy | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Bob Barker | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Margaret Easley as Hand #2 | Alec Sulkin as Caveman #3 | Alex Breckenridge as Cybill Shepard | Tom O'Rourke as Fat Guy | Will Sasso as Todd | Bobby McFerrin as Caveman #2 | Robert Downey, Jr. as Patrick Pweterschmidt | Dave Boat as Hand #1 | Bob Barker as Himself
Director: Sarah Frost
Songs: Billy Joel -- The Longest Time

68 :04x18 - The Father, the Son & the Holy Fonz

Dec/18/2005
When Grandpa Griffin comes for a visit, he, as usual, tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. This causes Peter to search for a new religion, his own religion. Of course, he turns to his idol: the Fonz, and establishes a Church of the Fonz, which proves to be a bigger success then they could ever have imagined. Meanwhile, a mishap puts Stewie living in a bubble.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Sherman Hemsley as Himself | John Viener as Mr. Crates | TV Announcer | Ralph Garman as Parishoner #1 | Chris Sheridan as Fish | Judge | Man | Phil LaMarr as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Amir Talai as Hindu Man | Hippie | Wedding Priest | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Paula Abdul as Herself | Marion Ross as Mrs. Cunningham | Tom Bosley as Mr. Cunningham | Sherry Romito as Joanie
Director: James Purdum

69 :04x19 - Brian Sings and Swings

Jan/08/2006
After a near-death experience, Brian takes a new lease on life. He finds his niche in singing, and lands a nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr.. But he begins to take his new lifestyle a little too far. Meanwhile, Meg begins to question her sexuality in order to impress some new friends.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Ricky Blitt as Cashier | John Viener as Emcee | Nicole Sullivan as Faith | Pretty Woman | Tara | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself | Ralph Garman as Gene Shalit | Stacey Scowley as Hope | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Man | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Sarah | James Burkholder as Kid
Director: Sarah Frost
Songs: Eric Gales -- Foxy Lady

70 :04x20 - Patriot Games

Jan/29/2006
After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain.
Guest Stars: Tom Brady as Himself | Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 | Corner Man | John Viener as Announcer #2 | Ring Announcer | TV Announcer | British Man | British Woman | Danny Smith (1) as Cop | Horse | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Mark Hentemann as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Number Three | Carol Channing as Herself | Jay Leno as Himself

71 :04x21 - I Take Thee, Quagmire

Mar/12/2006
Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But when Quagmire lay's eye's on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love. After a few dates he even asks her to marry him, and she says yes. But at the wedding party he see's Lois and realize's he has made a terrible mistake. But when he tries to break things off, Joan threatens to kill herself. How will he get out of the marriage now? Meanwhile, Lois tries to ween Stewie, and he realizes he's addicted to breast milk.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Pat Sajak as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Operator | Danny Smith (1) as Minister | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Beth Littleford as Jane Kaczmarek | Christy Romano as Joan | Mother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Darrel Heath as Dolphin #2 | Dolphin #3 | Alex Thomas as Dolphin #1 | Dolphin #4 | Adam Carolla as Death | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Bryan Cranston as Himself | John Viener as Announcer | Alex Trebek as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Alec Baldwin | Crewman | Lacey Chabert as Meg
Director: Seth Kearsley

72 :04x22 - Sibling Rivalry

Mar/26/2006
After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter breaks all the jars and fills them up with his own sperm. Thus, creating Stewie's half-brother and rival Bertram when a lesbian couple decide they want a baby. Meanwhile, Stewie takes his place as king of the playground but when Betram shows up he must defend his terf.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as A | John Viener as Morgan Freeman | Sylvester Stallone | Tara Strong as Tatum | Zack | Alec Sulkin as Tony Danza | Wally Wingert as U | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | Ralph Garman as Caveman #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Man | Chris Sheridan as Prisoner #2 | Waiter | Nicole Sullivan as Receptionist
Director: Dan Povenmire

73 :04x23 - Deep Throats

Apr/09/2006
After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal assistant, is dead set against it. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs to perform at Chris' talent show. They break out the marijuana for some "inspiration".
Guest Stars: John Viener as Announcer | Chris Sheridan as Blue Car | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Frank Welker as Freddy | Ralph Garman as Guy #1 | Danny Smith (1) as Man #1 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Kate Jackson as Mrs. King
Director: Greg Colton

74 :04x24 - Peterotica

Apr/23/2006
After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he'll need Lois' father, Carter, to put down some cash. Which he does. But when a man crashes his car while listening to "Peterotica- On Cassette" Carter is sued for every penny he has, and is forced to move in with the Griffin's. Now Peter must help his regain his former wealth. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics. Which is not gay!
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Armando's Wife | Julia Roberts | Ralph Garman as Ted Turner | Betty White as Herself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Stacey Scowley as Renee Zellweger | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Sheridan as Train Conductor | Mike Henry as Armando / Gardener | Nicole Sullivan as Girl in Bookstore | John Viener as Scott Greenberg | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Kurt Dumas
Songs: Del Amitri -- Roll To Me

75 :04x25 - You May Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives

Apr/30/2006
When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately tries to change his decision; turning to Lois for support, who is not sure about her feelings on gay marriage. Meanwhile, Chris joins an extremist "Young Republicans" group to impress a girl.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Mother Superior | Chad Morgan as Alyssa | The Proclaimers as Themselves (as Charlie Reid & Craig Reid) | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Han Solo | Chris Sheridan as Elephant | James William Bottomtooth | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Moby Dick | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Nun | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Stark Sands as Various
Director: Kurt Dumas
Songs: The Proclaimers -- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

76 :04x26 - Petergeist

May/07/2006
When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe's new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground. The family warns him not to mess with any of the grounds ancient remains, but Peter does not fall into the superstition and takes out the Indian chief's skull. The house soon shows signs of being haunted, and when Stewie gets sucked into the TV, they are sure of it. However, this is only the beginning of their problems.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Adrian Pennino | Homeless Waitress / Librarian | Seth Green as Home Supply Employee | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Stacey Scowley as Various | Adam Carolla as Death | Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Paulie | John Viener as Rocky Balboa | John Travolta | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Bob Costas as Himself (DVD Only Scene) | Margaret Easley as Various | Ralph Garman as Various
Director: Sarah Frost
Songs: The Oak Ridge Boys -- Elvira

77 :04x27 - Untitled Griffin Family History

May/14/2006
When there's a stir downstairs in the middle of the night, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the robbers. Now trapped inside until they are rescued, Peter tells the story of the Griffin family name. Starting all the way back to the caveman era, to his black slave ancestry. Meanwhile, the family chooses Meg (big surprise) to sneak out of the panic room and alert the police.
Guest Stars: Alex Borstein as Eva Braun | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Chugs | John Viener as Hitler | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Judith Light as Herself | David A. Goodman as Various | Mike Henry as Various | Joey Slotnick as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various |
Uncredited: Bobcat Goldthwait as Willie “Black Eye” Griffin
Director: Zac Moncrief
Writer: John Viener
Songs: The North Star Kids Choir -- Are You Ready For The Summer

78 :04x28 - Stewie B. Goode (1)

May/21/2006
After Stewie has a near death experience at the local swimming pool, he decides he needs to make changes in his life in order to become a better person. Meanwhile, after Tom Tucker overhears one of Peter's mindless rants, he asks him to make it a segment on the evening news. However, Tom Tucker soon regrets his decision after Peter begins to steal the spotlight.
Guest Stars: Rory Thost as Brad | Casper | Phil LaMarr as Detective Scrotes | Ollie Williams | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Noel Blanc as Elmer Fudd | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | John Viener as Indiana Jones | Nick Nolte | Rachael MacFarlane as Kate Capshaw | Britney Spears | Kate Rigg as Lara Flynn Boyle | Kevin Michael Richardson as Young Ray Charles | Fred Tatasciore as Ernest Hemingway | Van Gogh | David A. Goodman as Jesus | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gary Janetti as Various | Ron Livingston as Lackluster Video Employee | Don LaFontaine as Various

79 :04x29 - Bango Was His Name-O (2)

May/21/2006
After Stewie sees a man on TV in San Fransisco who looks identical to him, he is convinced this man is his father. In another adventure, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire travel to San Fransisco to find the man, who may or may not be Stewie's real father. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois think that Meg and Chris need to spend more time on the dating scene, and give them dating tips hoping they will spend more time out of the house; so they can have more alone time.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo | Ralph Garman as Various | Jennie Garth as Kelly | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jason Priestley as Brandon | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tori Spelling as Donna | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various
Songs: Jerry Reed -- Eastbound & Down

80 :04x30 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (3)

May/21/2006
Stewie and Brian find the man they saw on TV, who turns out to be not Stewie's father, but Stewie's future self, Stu. When Stewie sees what kind of life he will turn out with, he decides he must . However, the changes Stewie makes end up ruining Stu's life.
Guest Stars: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer | Michael Clarke Duncan as The Stork | Adam Borstein as Fireman | Priest | Ralph Garman as Various | David A. Goodman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Ron | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Songs: English Beat -- March of the Swivelheads

Season 5

81 :05x01 - Stewie Loves Lois

Sep/10/2006
After Rupert is violently ripped to shreds by a stray dog, Lois sows him back together. Grateful for saving his beloved teddy, Stewie becomes obsessed with spending time with her. At first Lois loves all the loving attention, but after time all his love wears her out. Meanwhile, Peter files a lawsuit on the local doctor after he misinterprets his prostate exam.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Dave Boat as Rupert | Anne-Michelle Seiler as Woman
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Kenny Loggins -- I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)

82 :05x02 - Mother Tucker

Sep/17/2006
Peter's mother divorces his dad and begins dating Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes Peter's new father figure. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can't help but stir things up.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Tom Tucker | Phyllis Diller as Thelma Griffin | Gore Vidal as Himself | Joe Lomonaco as Weenie
Director: James Purdum
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: June Christy -- Give Me The Simple Life, Starship -- Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now

83 :05x03 - Hell Comes to Quahog

Sep/24/2006
Everyone is uncomfortable when a heat wave strikes Quahog. To make matters worse, a big box store (a - la Wal-Mart) sets up a new division in Quahog, which runs every other store out of business. Including the brewery. At first, Peter rallies up a gang to go against the the corporation, but once he enters inside the air-conditioned heaven he ends up getting a job there with Meg as his boss. Meanwhile, a car salesman talks Peter into buying a tank (yes, a tank) instead of car for Meg, which Brian and Stewie use to their advantage to take the big corporation down.
Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dave Boat as Ben Stiller | Rachael MacFarlane as Fat Chick | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
Director: Dan Povenmire
Songs: Walter Murphy -- A Fifth of Beethoven, Lisa Loeb -- Stay

84 :05x04 - Saving Private Brian

Nov/05/2006
When Chris is asked to join the military, Brian is outraged, and heads down to the recruiting office to speak his mind. Once there, Stewie is swindled into signing him and Brian into the military. They are shipped to Iraq, where they desperately try to get honorably discharged in any way possible. Meanwhile, back in Quahog, Chris joins a Goth band.
Guest Stars: Macaulay Culkin as Joey | Louis Gossett, Jr. as Sergeant Angryman | Phil LaMarr as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | John Viener as Various
Songs: Elmer Bernstein -- The Theme Song From "Stripes"

85 :05x05 - Whistle While Your Wife Works

Nov/12/2006
When Peter gets injured on the job his boss finds out he's been falling behind; Lois goes down there to help him speed things up. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to get Brian to dump his new beautiful but not so intelligent girlfriend.
Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various
Director: Greg Colton

86 :05x06 - Prick Up Your Ears

Nov/19/2006
When Lois starts teaching sex-ed at Chris' school, parents become upset with her uncomfortable honesty. She is replaced with a conservative christian who has all of the condoms removed from James Woods High, but the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile, Stewie sets up a trap to destroy the Tooth Fairy after he loses his first tooth.
Guest Stars: David Cross as Jerry Kirkwood | Gary Cole as Various | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | John Viener as Various
Director: James Purdum

87 :05x07 - Chick Cancer

Nov/26/2006
Stewie reunites with his old flame Olivia and the two decide to get married. However, their relationship soon begins to dull out. Meanwhile, after Lois introduces Peter to "chick flicks" he decides to make his own.
Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Stacey Scowley as Various | Dave Boat as Richard Gere | Lizzy Caplan as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia
Songs: Rush -- Tom Sawyer

88 :05x08 - Barely Legal

Dec/17/2006
Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to get the night over, and ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her "Boyfriend" (even though he is of a different species) and begins to spend every moment with him. In the mean time, Peter, Quagmire and Cleaveland decide to join the Police Force.
Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Kerrigan Mahan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Various | Garrett Morris as Himself | Tamera Mowry as Esther | Chris Sheridan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Beth and Connie | Barclay Deveau as Various
Director: Zac Moncrief
Songs: Richard Marx -- Hold on to the Nights, Annie Lennox -- Why

89 :05x09 - Road to Rupert

Jan/28/2007
When Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a garage sale him and Stewie go on a quest to find him. Meanwhile, Peter loses his drivers license and Meg has to drive him around. Surprisingly, they bond.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants | Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star | George Wendt as Norm Peterson | Rob Lowe as Stanford | Ted McGinley as Helicopter Rental Agent
Director: Dan Povenmire
Songs: Herman's Hermits -- I'm Into Something Good

90 :05x10 - Peter's Two Dads

Feb/11/2007
When Peter accidentally kills his father it jogs his memory that Francis once told Peter he wasn't his real father. After Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland Peter and Brian travel there to find him. Meanwhile, after Lois hits Stewie he discovers that he loves being spanked, and does everything possible in order to get spanked again.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Mickey McFinnigan | Phyllis Diller as Thelma | Charles Durning as Francis Griffin

91 :05x11 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Feb/18/2007
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter ends up beating him up. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Fozzy | Beth Littleford as Various | John Viener as Various | Keir Gilchrist as Kyle | Chris Sheridan as Various | Mary Kay Bergman as Various | Jeff Bergman as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: The Dream Academy -- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want

92 :05x12 - Airport '07

Mar/04/2007
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire cant find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Hugh M. Hefner as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Alec Sulkin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Airport Employee | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: David Rose -- Closing Theme from Little House on the Prarie, Elmer Bernstein -- Theme Music from Airplane, Harold Faltermeyer & Steve Stevens -- Theme song from Top Gun

93 :05x13 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Mar/11/2007
After Peter hurts himself trying to fix a flat tire on former president Bill Clinton's limousine, an appreciative Clinton sets out to show the depressed Peter a good time. Then Clinton has some fun with Lois as well. Meanwhile, Stewie toilet trains Brian.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various | John Viener as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Alec Sulkin as Starbucks Guy | Roy Scheider as Himself | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Dominic Polcino
Songs: Conway Twitty -- You've Never Been This Far Before, Conway Twitty -- Your Love Had Taken Me That High, (Unknown artist) -- Night Court theme song

94 :05x14 - No Meals On Wheels

Mar/25/2007
After a historical coin is found under the Griffin's carpet, Peter and Lois start a family restaurant, which soon turns into a favorite place for the paraplegic community of Quahog. But Peter turns against them.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Arnold McCuller as Various | Keith Ferguson as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Mike Henry
Songs: Elton John -- I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

95 :05x15 - Boys Do Cry

Apr/29/2007
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.


Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Gilbert Gottfried as Horse | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | John Viener as Priest | Chris Cox as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alec Sulkin as Announcer #2 | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Bill Engvall as Duke Dillon | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Camilla Stull as Baby Girl | Kirker Butler as George W. Bush
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: June Pointer -- Little Boy Sweet, Rossini -- William Tell Overature

96 :05x16 - No Chris Left Behind

May/06/2007
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you'll never guess how it all ends.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby | John Viener as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Construction Worker

97 :05x17 - It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One

May/13/2007
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she 'dumbs down' her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter's enjoying being the "first lady" and all of the perks that go along with it.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Don Most as Himself | Gary Cole as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | John Viener as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Keith Olbermann as Bob Grossbeard | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Zac Moncrief

98 :05x18 - Meet the Quagmires

May/20/2007
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire.


Source: Fox
Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Will Sasso as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Singer (“Earth Angel” Performer)
Songs: Harold Faltermeyer -- Axel F aka Beverly Hills Cop Theme, Kenny Loggins -- Mr. Night

Season 6

Family Guy 100th Episode Special

Nov/04/2007
The outrageous antics of the Griffin family show no signs of stopping as Family Guy takes a look back at the funniest and most satiric scenes of the past on a special all-new half-hour tribute.

The Family Guy tribute special celebrates the side-splitting irreverent humor of this fan-favorite animated series by taking a look back at some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and music numbers of the past 100 episodes.

"Stewie Kills Lois," Family Guy's 100th milestone episode, will air immediately following the special beginning at 9:00 ET/PT.

Source: http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20071008fox01

99 :06x01 - Blue Harvest

Sep/23/2007
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told, the story of Star Wars!

After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance.

On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Obi Wan | Greedo (Herbert as Obi Wan | Bruce as Greedo) | Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin (as Mayor Adam West) | Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold | Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold | Rush Limbaugh as WTAT Tatooine's All Talk Radio Host | Lori Alan as Imperial Reporter (as Diane Simmons) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Jawa (as Mort Goldman) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Mick Hucknall as Himself | Helen Reddy as Herself | Alex Thomas as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | Darrel Heath as Various | Judd Nelson as John Bender (DVD Only) | Don Tai as Tie Fighter Pilot | Patrick Warburton as Biggs Darklighter (DVD Only) |
Uncredited: Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Alan Rumack (Audio from “Airplane”)
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Stephen Bishop -- It Might Be You, Cab Calloway & The Blues Brothers -- Minnie the Moocher

100 :06x02 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Sep/30/2007
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Jillian | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Christa Campbell (1) as Elizabeth | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Writer: John Viener

101 :06x03 - Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air

Oct/07/2007
After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Jamie Farr as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive, The Brady Kids -- It's A Sunshine Day

102 :06x04 - Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Nov/04/2007
After Lois and Peter go on a cruise without inviting the kids, it upsets Stewie. A jealous Stewie gets back that urge he once had, for the urge to kill his mother has returned with a vengance.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Dave Boat as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Lionel Richie -- Hello

103 :06x05 - Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Nov/11/2007
In order to obtain world domination Stewie goes undercover and tries out for American Idol. Lois mysteriously returns to Quahog after being presumed dead. Lois discovers what Stewie is up to and decides it is finally time to take control and confront her baby.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Paula Abdul as Herself | Randy Jackson (1) as Himself | Simon Cowell as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various | Dave Boat as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various |
Featuring: Seth MacFarlane as Stan Smith
Director: Greg Colton

104 :06x06 - Padre de Familia

Nov/18/2007
Peter discovers that he was really born in Mexico and his mother has never filled out his U.S. citizenship papers, making him an illegal alien. This causes his firing from the brewery and his hiring as a worker at the Pewterschmidt estate.
Guest Stars: Phyllis Diller as Thelma | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Mark DeCarlo as Various | Alex Fernandez as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Gabriel Iglesias as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Michael McDonald | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Brendyn Bell as Young Man
Songs: Eddie Rabbitt -- I Love A Rainy Night

105 :06x07 - Peter's Daughter

Nov/25/2007
Peter starts to treat Megan with more respect and dignity after she was hurt in an accident and Stewie and Brian try their hand at house flipping.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Bob Saget | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Pat Crawford Brown as The Sanka Girls | Steve Callaghan as Various | Barclay Deveau as Various | Damien Fahey as Dr. Michael Milano | Ralph Garman as Various | D.D. Howard as Various | Tamera Mowry as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Casey Kasem as Himself (Deleted Scene: Volume Seven) | John Viener as Marriage Counselor | Jodi Foster |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Zac Moncrief
Songs: Conway Twitty -- Hello Darling

106 :06x08 - McStroke

Jan/13/2008
Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant.

The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a "thank you" but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as High School Student #2 | Seth Green as High School Student #1 | Ricardo Montalban as The Cow | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Camille Guaty as Donna | Ralph Garman as Various | Denis Martell as Various | Mark Hentemann as Wimpy | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Morgan Freeman | Will Smith | McBurgertown Rep | Alec Sulkin as Robin Williams | Ted McGinley as Todd Meyers
Songs: Bob Dylan -- Hurricane, R.E.M. -- It's The End of the World As We Know it (and I Fee, The Monkees -- Pleasant Valley Sunday

107 :06x09 - Back to the Woods

Feb/17/2008
James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter.

First, James steals Peter's identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: John Viener as Rob | James Woods as Himself | Barry Manilow as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | James Burkholder as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Barber | Evil Dave as David Letterman
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: Barry Manilow -- Mandy

108 :06x10 - Play it Again, Brian

Mar/02/2008
Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing vacation.

As Peter's drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian's self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

Source: thefutoncritic.com
Guest Stars: Bruce Lanoil as Nathan Lane
Director: John Holmquist

109 :06x11 - The Former Life of Brian

Apr/27/2008
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois.

Source: http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&ID=94
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Dylan Flannigan | Erinn Hayes as Jared's Mom | Harvey Fierstein as Tracy Flannigan | Chace Crawford as Paul | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson

110 :06x12 - Long John Peter

May/04/2008
During a visit to the vet Peter steals a parrot, and decides to become a pirate. Meanwhile Chris falls for the vet's intern. (Amanda Bynes)
Guest Stars: Amanda Bynes as Anna | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bryan Cranston as Doctor Jewish | Chris Sheridan as The Cat | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various
Director: Dominic Polcino
Songs: Coldplay -- Clocks, Erich Wolfgang Korngold -- Music from “Sea Hawk”, James Thomson (Lyrics) & Thomas Arne (Music) -- Rule Britannia

Season 7

Creating the Chaos

Unaired
Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special goes behind the scenes of the hit animation comedy Family Guy.

It includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season 8 and an inside look at how the show is created.
Starring Roles: Matthew Horne as Himself (Narrator) |
Guest Stars: Adam West as Himself | Kara Vallow as Herself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Peter Shin as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself | Ron Jones (1) as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Himself | Rex Harrison as Himself (Archive Footage) | David A. Goodman as Himself | Patrick Clark (2) as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself

The Story So Far...

Unaired
Narrated by Mathew Horne this BBC3 special takes a look at how the multi award winning animation show was originally created.

A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peak clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.
Starring Roles: Matthew Horne as Himself (Narrator) |
Guest Stars: Peter Shin as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Gary Newman as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Himself | Pete Michels (1) as Himself | Kara Vallow as Herself | David A. Goodman as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Himself | Adam West as Himself |
Uncredited: Alec Sulkin as Himself | A. Spencer Porter as Himself | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong as Herself | Wellesley Wild as Himself

111 :07x01 - Love Blactually

Sep/28/2008
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.

However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Second Caterpillar | Suitor | T.V. Announcer | Alex Breckenridge as Jane | Kate | Roxanne | Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar | Member of Symphony | Ralph Garman as Conductor | Reporter | Voice in Bushes | Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1 | John Viener as Fjurg Van Der Ploeg | Various | Tom Devanney as Various | Kat Foster as Carolyn | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Sheridan as Various
Writer: Mike Henry

112 :07x02 - I Dream of Jesus

Oct/05/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!

Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face, none other than Jesus.
Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Star Jones | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Kirker Butler as George W. Bush | Steve Callaghan as James Dean | Russ Leatherman as Movie Fone Guy | Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan | Chris Cox as Waiter | Danny Smith (1) as Alan Sherman Record / Sherriff | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Manager / Scientist / Maitre'D | Mark Hentemann as Various | Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook | James Burkholder as Kid | Perez Hilton as Himself (DVD Only)
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Geto Boyz -- Still, The Trashmen -- Surfin' Bird

113 :07x03 - Road to Germany

Oct/19/2008
While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him.
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan | J. Lee as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the left) DVD Only) | Kirker Butler as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gregory Jbara as Nazi Soldiers | Phil LaMarr as Various | Billy Merritt as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Mean Joe Greene | Martin Savage as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Al Thompson (1) as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the right) DVD Only) | John Viener as Adolph Hitler | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Witzke as Various
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Through Poland To A Jewish Village

114 :07x04 - Baby Not On Board

Nov/02/2008
Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.
Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as DirecTV Announcer / McBurgertown Manager | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Joe Flaherty as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jacob Pressman as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Marvin Gaye -- Let's Get It On, The Dream Academy -- Power To Believe, Huey Lewis & The News -- The Power of Love, Righteous Brothers -- Unchained Melody

115 :07x05 - The Man With Two Brians

Nov/09/2008
After watching Johnny Knoxville on Jackass, Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the 'New Brian' crosses the line.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Johnny Knoxville as Himself | Will Sasso as Bernie the Hamster | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as New Brian | Kirker Butler as Lincoln's Neighbor | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Buzz Killington | Alec Sulkin as Various | Camille Guaty as Puerto Rican Girl (w/ the bad leg)
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: John Viener
Songs: Grieg -- 'Peer Gynt' Suite No. 1, Op. 46 - 'Morning'

116 :07x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Nov/16/2008
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog
Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself | Bob Barker as Himself | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chace Crawford as Various | Elisha Cuthbert as New Bedford | Kaylee Defer as Various | Andy Dick as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Bruce Jenner as Himself | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Debbie Reynolds as Mrs. Wilson | Sinbad as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Billy Unger as Kid | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mae Whitman as Suzie (Malibu Barbie Show & Tell) | Wellesley Wild as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

117 :07x07 - Ocean's Three and a Half

Feb/15/2009
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper.

Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Christian Bale as Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant) | Cynthia Watros as Woman (Outside massage parlor) | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich | J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Frank Welker as Megatron | Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”) | Danny Smith (1) as Loan Shark | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | James Burkholder as Kid
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance

118 :07x08 - Family Gay

Mar/08/2009
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash.

First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.

Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy
Guest Stars: Seth Rogen as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Scott | Meredith Baxter as Herself | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | J. Lee as Black Guy (who's doing well cause everything he owns is white) | Alec Sulkin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Tony | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wellesley Wild as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Charmian Carr & Daniel Truhitte from “The Sound of Music” -- Sixteen Going on Seventeen

119 :07x09 - The Juice Is Loose!

Mar/15/2009
In this "lost" episode, Peter wins a chance to go golfing with infamous football player, O.J. Simpson.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jeff Bergman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Cathy Cahlin Ryan as Muriel Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Virenia Lind as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Jules Green as Various | Reid Bruton as Various | Agostino Castagnola as Opera Singer |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Songs: Kansas -- Dust in the Wind, Conway Twitty -- I See the Want in Your Eyes

120 :07x10 - FOX-y Lady

Mar/22/2009
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned. Meanwhile, Peter uses his wife's connections with FOX to create and pitch his own cartoon series.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Kirker Butler as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Mark DeCarlo as Jerry Orbach | Jackson Douglas as FOX Cameraman | Ralph Garman as Various | Ed Helms as Himself | Mark Hentemann as Various | John Moschitta, Jr. as Himself | Kim Parks as Various | Seth Rogen as Himself | Fred Savage as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Daniel Stern as Himself (“Wonder Years” VoiceOver) | Sharon Tay as Rhonda Latimrer | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as FOX Exec | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Peter Chernin as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Melvin Shiverman (DVD Only Scene)

121 :07x11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Mar/29/2009
Stewie builds a transporter and brings the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room so he can spend the day with them. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps--and becomes a born-again Christian while watching a religious TV show starring Kirk Cameron.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself | LeVar Burton as Himself | Gates McFadden as Herself | Michael Dorn as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Himself | Denise Crosby as Herself | Marina Sirtis as Herself | Brent Spiner as Himself | Jonathan Frakes as Himself | John Viener as Announcer | Jagermeister | Lead Singer | Pilot | Alec Sulkin as Announcer | Co-Pilot | Jesus | Trekkie #3 | Danny Smith (1) as Beer Can | Patrick Meighan as Ben Seaver | Max Burkholder as Calvin | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Steve Callaghan as Employee | Alex Breckenridge as Hot Date | Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | David A. Goodman as Trekkie #1 | Mark Hentemann as Trekkie #2 | Johnny Brennan (1) as Zima Bottle | Rob Lowe as Himself
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: Queen -- “Flash” (from the “Flash Gordon” Soundtrack)

122 :07x12 - 420

Apr/19/2009
Brian leads a protest to have marijuana legalized after Brian gets arrested for possession. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally kills Quagmire's pet cat.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Kerrigan Mahan as Various (Voice from “As Good As It Gets”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: The Bangles -- Walk Like an Egyptian

123 :07x13 - Stew-Roids

Apr/26/2009
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter.
It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs.

Meanwhile, Chris starts to date Connie D'Amico and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.

Source: Stewie's Playground
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone | Paul Sorvino | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Alex Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6 | Chris Cox as Various | Chace Crawford as Jock #2 (“That was AWESOME!”) | Ralph Garman as Cop | Camille Guaty as Gina | Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 (“We're totally stoked for your party this weekend”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Jock #3 (“The joke's kinda on us cause we're smelling it”) | John Viener as Announcer | Chazz Palminteri | Radio Voice | Scientist | Mae Whitman as Popular Kid #3
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Chuck Mangione -- Feels So Good, Q Lazzarus -- Goodbye Horses, Starship -- We Built This City

124 :07x14 - We Love You Conrad

May/03/2009
When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.
Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

Source: Stewie's Playground
Guest Stars: Lauren Conrad as Herself | Jimmy Fallon as Himself | Craig Ferguson as Himself | Jay Leno as Himself | Audrina Patridge as Herself | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Ralph Garman as Editor | Mark Hentemann as Various | Lupe Ontiveros as Maid | Whitney Port as Herself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as B-Ryan | Justin-Bobby | Kate Todd as Heidi Montag | André Sogliuzzo as French Waiter / Lee | Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan | George Peppard as “Hannibal” Smith (Footage from “The A-Team”) | Dirk Benedict as “Face” (Footage from “The A-Team”) | Wally Wingert as Austin Powers | John Viener as Derek Wilcox | Sting
Director: John Holmquist
Songs: The Eyeliners -- I'll Do It Over Again, Sum41 -- In Too Deep

125 :07x15 - Three Kings

May/10/2009
Peter hosts a special episode that features adaptations of 3 of Stephen King's greatest works: Stand By Me, Misery & The Shawshank Redemption.
Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Higgins (Magnum B.M. cutaway) | Richard Dreyfuss as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment) | Ralph Garman as Various | Roy Scheider as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment) | Danny Smith (1) as Stephen King | Alec Sulkin as Parole Board Officer | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (as Joey Duchamp, Buster & Boggs) | George Wendt as Norm Peterson | Adam West as Ace Merrill
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Buddy Holly -- “Everyday”, The Rembrandts -- “Friends” Theme Song, Gwen Stefani -- “Hollaback Girl”

126 :07x16 - Peter's Progress

May/17/2009
Cleveland's psychic relative reveals that Peter in a past life, founded Quahog as Griffin Peterson.

Within the vision, Griffin falls for Lois Redbush which angers King Stewie.
Guest Stars: Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen | Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson | Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby | John Ross Bowie as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Tom Devanney as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Brody Hutzler as Shovin' Buddy | Derwin Jordan as Various | Keri Lynn Pratt as Shovin' Buddy | David Pressman as Shovin' Buddy | Martin Savage as Priest | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Alan Rickman | John Viener as Madame Claude (played Crossarmed Guy #2) | Erik Von Detten as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Alexander Siddig as Lead Archer
Director: Brian Iles

Season 8

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show

Nov/08/2009
Seth MacFarlane invades FOX's Sunday Night “Animation Domination” with a commercial-free variety special starring MacFarlane and his “Family Guy” co-star Alex Borstein.

This half-hour special will highlight the duo's subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of “Family Guy's” most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests
Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Herself | John Viener as Announcer | Patrick Warburton as Cal Johnson | Mike Henry as Cleveland (Voice Over)

127 :08x01 - Road to the Multiverse

Sep/27/2009
Stewie & Brian embark on a journey through different alternate universes.

Things go awry when they get stuck in a universe where dogs are the dominate species.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Disney Skunk | Disney Witch | Jamison Yang as Asian Chris | Patrick Warburton as Disney Coffee Pot | Quahog Human Catcher | John Viener as Police Dog | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Adam West as Disney Mouse | Alec Sulkin as Various | Noriko Watanabe as Asian Lois | Kei Ogawa as Asian Meg | Kotaro Watanabe as Asian Peter
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: Van Halen -- Drop Dead Legs

128 :08x02 - Family Goy

Oct/04/2009
After a medical scare, Lois is shocked to discover she is actually Jewish.

After embracing the Jewish lifestyle Peter receives a visit from the spirit of his father telling him to return to his Catholic roots.

When he tries to forbid Lois from practicing Judaism, she rebels and embraces her true heritage.
Guest Stars: Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | William Woodson as Super Friends Narrator (Archive audio from "SuperFriends" intro) | Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg | John Viener as Mark Wahlberg
Director: James Purdum

129 :08x03 - Spies Reminiscent of Us

Oct/11/2009
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd (starring as themselves) move to Spooner Street and hit it off with the Griffins culminating in Stewie and Brian becoming involved with a spy mission in Russia.
Guest Stars: Chevy Chase as Himself | Dan Aykroyd as Himself | James Lipton as Himself | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Chris Parson as Various | Henriette Mantel as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Gary Cole as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Vladimir Putin | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various | Dimitri Diatchenko as Russian Soldier
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Jennifer Lopez -- Let's Get Loud

130 :08x04 - Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Nov/08/2009
Brian dates an older woman despite the ribbing he gets from his family.

It only gets worse when he's forced to become her errand boy after she breaks her hip.
Guest Stars: Nana Visitor as Rita | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Reginald VelJohnson as Sgt. Al Powell (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Hart Bochner as Harry Ellis (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Steve Callaghan as Various | George Christy as Various | Aimee Garcia as Nicole | Ralph Garman as Various | Paul Gleason as Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson (Footage from “Die Hard”) | Jack Samson as Various | Stacey Scowley as Various | Debra Wilson as Whitney Houston (as Debra Skelton) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Video Store Clerk | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Tico Wells as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Various
Writer: Tom Devanney

131 :08x05 - Hannah Banana

Nov/08/2009
Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar and discovers a surprising secret about the singer.

Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real.
Guest Stars: Danny Smith (1) as Evil Monkey | Chris Cox as Various | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Candace Marie as Miley Cyrus | Hannah Montana
Director: John Holmquist

132 :08x06 - Quagmire's Baby

Nov/15/2009
Quagmire is shocked to discover a baby left on his doorstep but quickly realizes he's not daddy material.

Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself.
Guest Stars: Brittany Snow as Candy | Mike Henry as Various | Luke Adams (3) as Various | John Bunnell as Himself (Host of World's Wildest Police Chases) | Max Burkholder as Bobby Stalling | Noah Gray-Cabey as Shrunky Dinks Kid | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as British Radio Announcer | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mae Whitman as Annaleigh Quagmire | Thomas F. Wilson as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

133 :08x07 - Jerome Is the New Black

Nov/22/2009
Realizing they need to find a replacement for Cleveland, the guys decide they need another black guy.
They happen to meet Jerome who fits in perfectly only to find out he has a history with Lois.

Meanwhile, after Brian volunteers to be the group's fourth, he finds out Glen hates him.
Guest Stars: Kevin Garnett as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nana Visitor as Woman (in the restaurant talking about her kid)
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: John Viener

134 :08x08 - Dog Gone

Nov/29/2009
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one.

Meanwhile, Lois hires Consuela as their maid.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Consuela | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Nathan Gunn (2) as Italian Opera Singer | Mark Hentemann as Various | Chris Matthews as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Eddie Sotelo as Mikey | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Deleted Scene: Volume 8)
Director: Julius Wu

135 :08x09 - Business Guy

Dec/13/2009
After Carter has a stroke and falls into a coma, Peter assumes control of Pewterschmidt Enterprises.
However, things don't go as planned after he fires the entire staff.
Guest Stars: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Kenneth Gould | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Ralph Garman as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper (from “The Big Bang Theory”) | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (from Carter's office)

136 :08x10 - Big Man on Hippocampus

Jan/03/2010
After an accident on the set of Family Feud, Peter suffers complete amnesia.

When he doesn't remember his marriage to Lois and invites other woman into their bed, Lois leaves Peter and runs to Quagmire for support.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Herbert (Voice Only) | Dwayne Johnson as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Adrianne Palicki as Unknown | Rick Pasqualone as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Foreigner -- Feels Like the First Time

137 :08x11 - Dial Meg for Murder

Jan/31/2010
After Brian gets a job writing about the typical American teenager he decided to follow Meg.

He is shocked to discover she is in a relationship with a teenage convict. Things get even more complicated when Luke breaks out of prison and winds up at the Griffin's house.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Consuela | Herbert | Chace Crawford as Luke | John Viener as Rodrico | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Dave Boat as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Peter Chen as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Camille Guaty as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Allison Janney as Teen People Editor | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico
Songs: Billy Joel -- The Ballad of Billy the Kid

138 :08x12 - Extra Large Medium

Feb/14/2010
Peter mistakenly believes he has psychic powers.

Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl w/ Down Syndrome at school.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Bruce | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Jennifer Birmingham as Unknown | Jackson Douglas as Various | Andrea Fay Friedman as Ellen | Phil LaMarr as Black Guy | Michele Lee as Estelle Lewis | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nana Visitor as Lottery Announcer | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: John Holmquist

139 :08x13 - Go, Stewie, Go!

Mar/14/2010
After Stewie is rejected when he auditions for the American version of Jolly Farm Review, he figures out a different way to get the part.

Meanwhile, after Peter makes Lois feel old, she becomes attached to Meg's new boyfriend.
Guest Stars: Anne Hathaway as Mother Maggie | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Stephen Bishop as Himself (Singer During End Credits) | Mo Collins as Gert | Colin Ford as Randall | Ralph Garman as Director | Gary Janetti as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Jolly Farms Producer) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mae Whitman as Julie
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Stephen Bishop -- It Might be You

140 :08x14 - Peter-assment

Mar/21/2010
Stewie gets the part in his school play but is overcome with stage fright, meanwhile, Peter decided to become a member of the paparazzi after encountering Richard Dreyfus.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Richard Dreyfuss as Himself | Max Burkholder as Kid | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Harvey Levin as Himself | Will Shadley as Child Singer | Jack Samson as Various | Anthony Skillman as Child Singer | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu

141 :08x15 - Brian Griffin's House of Payne

Mar/28/2010
After Lois convinces Brian to submit an old script to a TV producer his show gets picked up. However, Brian is outraged when James Woods is hired as the star.

Meanwhile, Chris and Meg seriously injure Stewie and try to cover it up
Guest Stars: James Woods as Himself | Charlie Sheen as Himself | Elijah Wood as Himself | Jennifer Birmingham as Unknown | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Rob Lotterstein as Unknown | Danielle Panabaker as Unknown | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Todd Goldstein | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Jerry Langford

142 :08x16 - April In Quahog

Apr/11/2010
When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.
In the mayhem Peter reveals his true feelings about his family.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Herbert | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | James Burkholder as Kid | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Anne Hathaway as Herself | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jason Mraz as Himself | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ | John Viener as Various
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: John Viener

143 :08x17 - Brian & Stewie

May/02/2010
Stewie & Brian spend 3 days locked in a bank vault where they discover the truth about each other.
Guest Stars: Lori Alan as Diane Simmons (From “You've Got A Lot to See” Song) | Tom Brady as Himself (From “Shipoopi” Song) | Adam West as Mayor Adam West (From “You've Got A Lot to See” Song) | Mike Henry as Herbert (From “All I Need Is The Boy” Song) | Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin (From “You've Got A Lot to See” Song)
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Gary Janetti

144 :08x18 - Quagmire's Dad

May/09/2010
Glen's father, Dan Quagmire, pays him a visit only to reveal a startling secret.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Dan Quagmire | Ida Davis | Ralph Garman as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wally Wingert as Various
Writer: Tom Devanney
Songs: Nancy Sinatra -- These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

145 :08x19 - The Splendid Source

May/16/2010
After Peter soils himself with the repeated telling of a dirty joke, he, Glenn & Joe decide to find out the source of the world's dirty joke.
Their journey takes them to Virginia where Cleveland joins their search.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Mike Henry as Bruce | Rallo | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Marc Alaimo as The Dean of the Secret Order of Dirty Joke Writers | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ioan Gruffudd as Unknown | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | David Lynch as Gus | Patrick Meighan as Unknown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Brown Jr. | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Asia -- Only Time Will Tell, REO Speedwagon -- Take It on the Run, Henry Mancini (Composer) -- “What's Happening” Theme Song

146 :08x20 - Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

May/23/2010
During a second power outage, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.
Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Yoda | Johnny Brennan (1) as Lando Calrissian | Patrick Warburton as Probe Droid | Tom Selleck as Phil Blackwood (Footage from “Her Alibi”) | Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago (Footage from “Rocky IV”) | Brigitte Nielsen as Ludmilla Vobet Drago (Footage from “Rocky IV”) | John Bunnell as Himself (Police Chase Narrator) | Kirker Butler as Various | James Caan as Himself | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Joe Flaherty as Western Union Man | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Holden Caulfield (“He's a Phony” Guy) | Phil LaMarr as Various | Michael Pataki as Unknown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wally Wingert as Various | James Woods as Himself
Director: Dominic Polcino
Songs: Paula Cole -- Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

147 :08x21 - Partial Terms of Endearment

Unaired
While at her 20th college reunion, Lois meets up with her friend Naomi who asks Lois and Peter for a big favor.
Naomi and her husband Dale ask Lois is she will be a surrogate mother to their child.

Lois agrees to carry their child but after she becomes pregnant, Dale and Naomi are killed in a car crash so she must make the difficult decision whether to terminate the pregnancy or carry to term.
Guest Stars: Gary Beach as Dale Robinson | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Will Sasso as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Julia Sweeney as Naomi Robinson | John Viener as Abortion Video Spokesman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester | Michael York as Nature Show Narrator
Director: Joseph Lee

Season 9

148 :09x01 - And Then There Were Fewer

Sep/26/2010
After receiving mysterious and anonymous invitations, The Griffins, The Swansons, The Goldmans, Glen Quagmire, Jillian, Derek, Adam West, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, Herbert, Carl, Dr. Hartman & Seamus arrive at a secluded ocean side mansion.

They quickly realize all is not what it seems when someone starts killing off the guests.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Consuela | Herbert | James Woods as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Lori Alan as Diane Simmons | Ashley Tisdale as Priscilla | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Patrick Stewart as The Black Cat | John Viener as Derek Wilcox (Tomak | DVD Only) | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Colin Ford as Kid | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman | Alec Sulkin as Belgard (DVD Only)
Director: Dominic Polcino

149 :09x02 - Excellence in Broadcasting

Oct/03/2010
When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is singing books and the Quahog Mall, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his mind. However, when Rush comes to Brian's rescue during a gang beating, he gives Rush's books a second look and the 2 become fast friends.
Guest Stars: Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute | Rush Limbaugh as Himself | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams | Shelley Long as Carol Brady | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Nancy Pelosi | Wellesley Wild as Various
Director: John Holmquist

150 :09x03 - Welcome Back, Carter

Oct/10/2010
After Carter forces Peter's silence upon the discovery of his affair, Peter realizes he has Carter over a barrel.
However, Peter spills the beans and Barbara divorces Carter which leaves Peter reintroducing Carter to single life.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Jeepers Creepers

151 :09x04 - Halloween on Spooner Street

Nov/07/2010
Peter and Joe team up for their annual tradition of mean spirited pranks on Glenn.

Meanwhile, Brian takes Stewie for his very night of trick or treating. However, their night gets sidetracked by three bullies which leaves Stewie seeking revenge.
Guest Stars: Nana Visitor as Justin's Mother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Christina Milian as Esther | Alec Sulkin as Floyd Wetherton | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Barclay Deveau as Patty | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Patrick Stewart as Dick Pump | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | James Burkholder as Kid | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Noah Matthews as Justin | Danny Smith (1) as Male Midget | Pink Panther | Lyndon Smith (1) as Teen #2 | John Viener as Various | Jessica Barth as Various |
Uncredited: Candace Marie as Beth |
Featuring: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Bill Clinton | Alex Borstein as Female Midget
Director: Jerry Langford

152 :09x05 - Baby, You Knock Me Out

Nov/14/2010
During a night of 'Foxy Boxing' Peter volunteers Lois to take part.
To everyone's surprise Lois takes a liking to the matches. Although, when she is confronted by the reining champ, she's unsure she can rise to the challenge.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Bruce | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Luke Adams (3) as Club Manager | Alec Sulkin as Floyd Wetherton | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Adam West as Mayor Adam West (Deleted Scene)
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Survivor -- Eye of the Tiger

153 :09x06 - Brian Writes a Bestseller

Nov/21/2010
After one final rejection from his book, Brian decided to throw in the towel but with Stewie's help give it one last chance with a self-help book.

Meanwhile, Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, a decision that leaves Peter looking for a new cuddle buddy.
Guest Stars: Arianna Huffington as Herself | Bill Maher as Himself | Dana Gould as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Man in Coma | Katie Sah as Receptionist
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Gary Janetti

154 :09x07 - Road to the North Pole

Dec/12/2010
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas.

Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Mike Henry as Bruce | Consuela | Herbert | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Carrie Fisher as Angela | David Boreanaz as Himself (The Aurora Boreanaz) | Karley Scott Collins as Abby | Little Girl | Alec Sulkin as Belgard | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bruce McGill as Santa | Ron Macfarlane as Himself (Narrator) | John Viener as Mall Santa | Eeyore | Robot Notary | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Nana Visitor as Woman (Home Invasion) | Chris Sheridan as Dan (Home Invasion)
Director: Greg Colton

155 :09x08 - New Kidney in Town

Jan/09/2011
After a home made energy drink, Peter suffers complete kidney failure. His only chance is a transplant which Brian agrees to.

Meanwhile, Chris wins an essay contest that gives him the privilege of introducing the President of United States, Barack Obama.
The only problem, Meg wrote the winning essay.
Guest Stars: Drew Carey as Himself (Host of “The Price is Right”) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various |
Uncredited: Scott Baio as Charles (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Willie Aames as Buddy Lembeck (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Sandra Kerns as Ellen Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Nicole Eggert as Jamie Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening) | Josie Davis as Sarah Powell (“Charles in Charge” Opening)

156 :09x09 - And I'm Joyce Kinney

Jan/16/2011
Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor.
When Lois spills a secret about her youth, Joyce reveals it on the local news which leaves Lois picking up the pieces of her reputation.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Helen Reddy as Herself | Kirker Butler as Various | Colin Ford as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sandy Olsson (“Grease” Cutaway) | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Priest
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin

157 :09x10 - Friends of Peter G

Feb/13/2011
After a drunken incident at the movies, Peter and Brian are arrested & sentenced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous.
They decide the meetings can be more entertaining with the introduction of drinking.

Meanwhile, Death returns and shows Peter what his life would be like alcohol free.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as William Wordsworth | Drunk Seagull | Adam Carolla as Death | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Carrie Fisher as Angela | John Viener as Peter Griffin | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Ollie Williams | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jessica Stroup as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Laura Vandervoort as Various | Mike Henry as Bruce
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Brian Scully

158 :09x11 - German Guy

Feb/20/2011
Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old acquaintance of Herbert’s.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Herbert | John Viener as Franz Gutentag (Lt. Schlechtnacht) | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Alan Tudyk as German Pilot

159 :09x12 - The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Mar/06/2011
When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes a little too involved and starts freaking everyone out – especially Joe.

Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he’s losing his edge as the toughest baby on the block, so he hooks himself up to a machine that is supposed to make him more evil than ever before.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry as Herbert | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Tom Devanney

160 :09x13 - Trading Places

Mar/20/2011
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles.
Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house.

While things start off well, it’s not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break down Chris and Meg

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Dr. Hartman | Seth Green as Cheerleader | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Steve Callaghan as Mugging Victim | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Nina Dobrev as Teen Girl #3 | Rachael MacFarlane as Amber | Danny Smith (1) as Jim Kaplan | Alec Sulkin as Announcer | Laura Vandervoort as Bridget | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Deleted Scene) | Scott Grimes as Singer (DVD Version)
Director: Joseph Lee

161 :09x14 - Tiegs for Two

Apr/10/2011
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic.
Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise (guest voice Stroup), but ends up striking out.

Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs (guest-voicing as herself) and Jillian (guest voice Barrymore)

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | John Davidson | Alex Borstein as Batina (Fat Girl at Bar) | Jessica Stroup as Denise | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Cheryl Tiegs as Herself | Robert Wu as Mr. Washee-Washee | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Police Clerk | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Negatron | Aragorn | John Viener as Woman (Black Woman in Hindsight) | Frank Welker as Megatron
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: John Viener

162 :09x15 - Brothers & Sisters

Apr/17/2011
Distraught over her 9th divorce, Lois’ sister, Carol (guest voice Hagerty), comes to stay with the Griffins.

During her stay Carol meets Adam West and it's love at first sight and decide to get married, however Lois has misgivings about Carol entering another relationship so soon after her recent split.

Meanwhile, Peter is thrilled with the prospect of having a brother in Adam West.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Pigeon | Alex Borstein as Airport Employee | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton | Michael Gross as Steven Keaton | Dave Boat as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Robert Loggia as Himself | Alexa Nikolas as Various | Sarah Ramos as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu

163 :09x16 - The Big Bang Theory

May/08/2011
When Stewie uses his time machine to embarrass Brian in the past, an accident lands the 2 outside the space time continuum.
The only way to return to reality is to explode the return pad. Once safely home, Stewie discovers his return pad explosion was the origin of the universe.

While trying to find plutonium to build another return pad, Bertram discovers Stewie has a time machine and hatches a plan to destroy one of Stewie's ancestors without realizing Stewie's destruction means the end of all existence.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Leonardo da Vinci | Alex Borstein as Edison's Wife | Wallace Shawn as Bertram | John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Joe Flaherty as Vatican Delivery Man | Mike Henry as Cleveland |
Uncredited: Neil Armstrong (1) as Himself | Nicole Sullivan as Louise (DVD Version)
Director: Dominic Polcino

164 :09x17 - Foreign Affairs

May/15/2011
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love.

Meanwhile, Peter home schools Chris and Meg using some unorthodox teaching methods.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as King Henry VIII | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Kaitlin Olson as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various |
Uncredited: Mick Jagger as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video) | David Bowie as Himself (Footage from “Dancing in the Street” Video)
Songs: David Bowie -- Dancing in the Street, Mick Jagger -- Dancing in the Street

165 :09x18 - It's a Trap!

May/22/2011
After a third power blackout, the family (albeit reluctantly) tells the story of “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi”.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Roger | Wicket (as Tim from “The Cleveland Show”) | Mike Henry as Jabba's Gatekeeper | Rallo (from “The Cleveland Show”) | Carrie Fisher as Mon Mothma (as Angela) | Rush Limbaugh as The Rancor | Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard (DVD Only) | Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf (DVD Only) | Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin | Dee Bradley Baker as Admiral Ackbar (as Klaus from “American Dad”) | H. Jon Benjamin as Yoda | Johnny Brennan (1) as Lando Calrissian (as Mort Goldman) | Max Burkholder as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Chris Edgerly as Various | Colin Ford as Various | Ralph Garman as Various (DVD Only) | Mary Hart as Herself (as “Entertainment Tonight” Host)(DVD Only) | Anne Hathaway as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Bruce McGill as Various (DVD Only) | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Yara Shahidi as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Jabba the Hutt |
Uncredited: Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails (Footage from “Caddyshack”) | Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)(DVD Only)
Director: Peter Shin
Songs: Power Station -- Some Like It Hot

Season 10

166 :10x01 - Lottery Fever

Sep/25/2011
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires.
In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Judy Greer as Showgirl | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Randy Crenshaw as Unknown | Chris O'Dowd as Unknown | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Helicopter Pilot | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson |
Uncredited: Ricardo Montalban as Khan (Footage from “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”) | William Shatner as Captain Kirk (Footage from “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”)
Director: Greg Colton

167 :10x02 - Seahorse Seashell Party (2)

Oct/02/2011
When a storm hits in Quahog, to help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up.

Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Dee Bradley Baker as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Colin Ford as Kid | Ioan Gruffudd as Various | Kat Purgal as Various | Danny Smith (1) as G.I. Jose | John Viener as Various | Debra Wilson as Various
Director: Brian Iles

168 :10x03 - Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Oct/30/2011
Quagmire lands in the hospital and his sister, Brenda, and her boyfriend, Jeff, rush to Quahog to nurse him back to health. As Glenn recovers he quickly realizes that Brenda is the one who needs help

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Kaitlin Olson as Brenda | Ralph Garman as Jeff | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Gary Janetti as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin

169 :10x04 - Stewie Goes for a Drive

Nov/06/2011
Ryan Reynolds pays a visit to Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

Meanwhile, Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals the family car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Adzin | Alex Borstein as Mrs. Janetti | Lindsay | Russian Woman | Seth Green as Consuela's Relative | Mike Henry as Consuela | Herbert | Ryan Reynolds as Himself | John Viener as The Butt | TV Announcer | Adam Alexi-Malle as Unknown | Ralph Garman as Mexican Fart | Joe Lomonaco as Weenie | Rachael MacFarlane as Shelley Duvall | Tara Strong as Android | Alec Sulkin as Various | Wellesley Wild as Moroccan Fart
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Carrie Underwood -- Before He Cheats, Dido -- Thank You

170 :10x05 - Back to the Pilot

Nov/13/2011
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of Family Guy to change history, and then to change history again.
Guest Stars: Lacey Chabert as Meg | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Various
Director: Dominic Bianchi

171 :10x06 - Thanksgiving

Nov/20/2011
During Thanksgiving dinner, to everyone's surprise, Kevin Swanson returns home.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | John Viener as Major General Captain | Pilgrim | Alec Sulkin as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney
Director: Jerry Langford

172 :10x07 - Amish Guy

Nov/27/2011
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Eli | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Ezekiel | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Bobby Lee as Asian Man | Missi Pyle as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various
Director: John Holmquist

173 :10x08 - Cool Hand Peter

Dec/04/2011
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.


Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Log #2 | General Goatbanger | Seth Green as Log #1 | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Bob Gunton as The Warden | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Ralph Garman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Brian Iles

174 :10x09 - Grumpy Old Man

Dec/11/2011
It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: John Viener as Super Friends Accountant | Ryan | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Adam Carolla as Death | Jack Carter as Unknown | D.C. Douglas as Various | R. Lee Ermey as General | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Joel David Moore as Unknown | Linda Porter as Old Woman | Julius Sharpe as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson (Voice Only) | Floyd Van Buskirk as Unknown | Mae Whitman as Various | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: John Holmquist

175 :10x10 - Quagmire & Meg

Jan/08/2012
Quagmire shows interest in Meg on her 18th birthday
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Joe Vaux as Various | John Viener as TV Announcer
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Tom Devanney

176 :10x11 - The Blind Side

Jan/15/2012
Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs.

Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.
Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Jessica Barth as Various | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Hunter Gomez as Various | Mark Hentemann as Opie | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Tara Strong as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Kate's Mother | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Bob Bowen

177 :10x12 - Livin’ On A Prayer

Jan/29/2012
When Stewie’s new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease.

However, the boy’s parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mike Henry as Herbert | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Judy Greer as Hope | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Max Burkholder as Scotty | Steve Callaghan as Various | Gary Cole as Mike Brady | Rob Corddry as Ben | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Boy Who Cried Wolf | Kevin Michael Richardson as Tyrone | Gary Janetti as Various | Sage Ryan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Various |
Uncredited: Prince William as Himself (Footage from Royal Wedding)

178 :10x13 - Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Feb/12/2012
When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker’s agent as his first step toward stardom but things don't go as planned when an old acquainted shows up.

Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Tom Tucker | James Woods as Himself | Mark Harmon as Himself | Ellen Page as Lindsey |
Uncredited: George P. Wilbur as Michael Myers (Footage from “Halloween 4”)
Director: Greg Colton

179 :10x14 - Be Careful What You Fish For

Feb/19/2012
When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin named Billy Finn (guest voice Ricky Gervais).

When Billy shows up at Peter's door looking for a place to stay after his wife throws him out, he reluctantly lets him stay.
After a few days, Peter finally tires of his new house guest & tries to reunite Billy with his wife.

Meanwhile Stewie tells Brian about his abusive nursery school teacher but Brian is reluctant to take action when she turns out to be someone he wants to date.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Ricky Gervais as Billy Finn | John Viener as TV Announcer | Doctor | Devon | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Lucy Davis as Joanne Finn | Gary Janetti as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Alex Breckenridge as Miss Emily | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney |
Uncredited: John Banner as Sergeant Schultz (Footage from “Hogan's Heroes”)
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Billy Ocean -- Caribbean Queen

180 :10x15 - Burning Down the Bayit

Mar/04/2012
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Scott Bakula as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Beth Littleford as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Fire Inspector
Director: Jerry Langford

181 :10x16 - Killer Queen

Mar/11/2012
When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids.

Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Jeffrey Ross as Himself | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Oliver Vaquer as Various | John Viener as Various | Robert Wu as Charles Yamamoto
Director: Joseph Lee
Songs: Queen -- Killer Queen

182 :10x17 - Forget-Me-Not

Mar/18/2012
When a seemingly innocent guy’s night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased and Quahog has been deserted.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Lucy Ricardo | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Mike Henry as Bruce | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: The Trash Men -- Bird is the Word

183 :10x18 - You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter

Apr/01/2012
After Peter’s favorite children’s television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own show for kids.

Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship at the hospital with Dr. Hartman

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Dr. Elmer Hartman | Alex Borstein as Italian Mom | Seth Green as Neil Goldman | Katharine McPhee as Mother Maggie | Patrick Warburton as Various | Isabella Acres as Child | Steve Callaghan as Various | Karley Scott Collins as Child | Ralph Garman as Various | Zachary Gordon as Child | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Carlos McCullers, II as Child | Patrick Meighan as Various | Allison Smith as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Bob Bowen

184 :10x19 - Mr. and Mrs. Stewie

Apr/29/2012
Stewie meets a girl who's just as precocious as he is, and it turns out that they have much in common including a love of advanced weaponry. Meanwhile, Lois is tired of being crushed in bed by the sleeping Peter, so she gets twin beds. This upsets Peter, who needs to cuddle to fall asleep.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Consuela | Cate Blanchett as Penelope | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Gary Janetti
Songs: Dr. Hook -- Sharing the Night Together

185 :10x20 - Leggo My Meg-O

May/06/2012
Meg takes a solo trip across Europe but after she's kidnapped, Brian & Stewie travel abroad to save her.
Guest Stars: Bill English as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Sex Slave | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Kim Parks as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Omid Abtahi as Faisal
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Brian Scully
Songs: Katy Perry -- California Gurls

186 :10x21 - Tea Peter

May/13/2012
When Peter's business is shut down by city hall, he joins the Tea Party and successfully shuts down the government.

Meanwhile, Carter reaps the benefits with all the chaos in Quahog.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Mike Henry as Consuela | Herbert | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Nicole Sullivan as Blonde Girl (at Tea Party Rally) | John Viener as Tea Party Rally Speaker | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman

187 :10x22 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #2

May/20/2012
Stewie & Brian present another round of viewer inspired segments.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Herbert | Max Burkholder as Kid | Ioan Gruffudd as Prince Charles | Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth | Chris O'Dowd as Guard | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: Greg Colton
Songs: Leon René -- Rockin' Robin

188 :10x23 - Internal Affairs

May/20/2012
With Peter's encouragement, Joe has an affair on Bonnie, but when she insists on a divorce, Lois forces Peter to get them back together.

Meanwhile Peter meets up with an old foe.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Anna Kendrick as Nora | John Viener as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice)
Director: Julius Wu
Songs: Toto -- Africa

Season 11

200 Episodes Later

Nov/11/2012
Family Guy fans get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy’s most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and voice actors Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein and Seth Green.

Additionally, the special will give fans an exclusive glimpse into the cast and crew’s 200th episode party in Los Angeles, from the red carpet to MacFarlane serenading the party-goers, accompanied by an orchestra.
Guest Stars: Mark Hentemann as Himself | Steve Callaghan as Himself | Wil Wheaton as Anti-Abortion Protester (Footage from “Partial Terms of Endearment”) | Danny Smith (1) as Himself | Alec Sulkin as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Footage from Previous Episode) | Mike Henry as Cleveland | Consuela (Footage from Previous Episode) | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl (Footage from “And Then There Were Fewer”) | Ashley Tisdale as Priscilla (Footage from “And Then There Were Fewer”) | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself (Footage from “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing”) | Richard Appel as Himself | Walter Murphy as Himself (Archive Footage) | Ron Jones (1) as Himself (Archive Footage) |
Uncredited: Kara Vallow as Herself (Archive Footage) |
Featuring: Seth MacFarlane as Himself | Alex Borstein as Herself | Seth Green as Himself

189 :11x01 - Into Fat Air

Sep/30/2012
After reuniting with Ross Fishman, Lois insists the family have dinner with them despite Peter's protests.

After the Fishman's condescending attitude leaves the Griffins feeling second rate, they decide they are going to climb Mount Everest.
Guest Stars: Elizabeth Banks as Pam Fishman | Chris Cox as Ross Fishman | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Martin Spanjers as Ben Fishman | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Songs: Earth, Wind and Fire -- September, Snap -- The Power

190 :11x02 - Ratings Guy

Oct/07/2012
The Griffins are chosen to be a Nielsen family, however when Peter's enthusiasm gets the better of him, his changes to TV anger Quahog.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jon Hamm as Himself | J.J. Abrams as Himself | Dick Wolf as Himself | Mark Burnett as Himself | Sandra Bernhard as Herself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman / Horace | Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson | Chris Cox as Various | Michael Clarke Duncan as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Billy Gardell as Mike Biggs | David Lodge (2) as Various | Kadeem Hardison as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Jed Rees as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Nielsen Rep | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: James Purdum

191 :11x03 - The Old Man & the Big 'C'

Nov/04/2012
When Brian discovers Carter is dying of cancer, he soon discovers a much larger secret.

Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Librarian | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Steve Callaghan as Various | John de Lancie as Man (in Elevator) | Ralph Garman as Various | Mark Hentemann as Various | Phil LaMarr as Comedian | Jerry Lambert as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Doctor | Mae Whitman as Woman (in Restaurant)
Director: Brian Iles

192 :11x04 - Yug Ylimaf

Nov/11/2012
When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse causing serious consequences for Stewie. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Lacey Chabert as Meg | Chris Cox as Various | Ginger Gonzaga as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Joshua Rush as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Man in Bar
Director: John Holmquist

193 :11x05 - Joe's Revenge

Nov/18/2012
After 15 years, the man who shot Joe leaving him in a wheelchair gets caught but soon escapes leaving Joe to take the law into his own hands.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Griffins take a liking to Glenn's cat when they cat-sit while he's away.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Will Sasso as Bobby Briggs | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Gary Janetti as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Stripper | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Stewart as Susie Swanson (Inner Voice) | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Police Chief | Jim Parsons as Gayjacker
Director: Bob Bowen

194 :11x06 - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Nov/25/2012
After Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age during a surprise birthday party. she decided she needs a younger lease on life.
Peter enjoys the new Lois but soon realizes he can't keep up with her lifestyle.

Meanwhile, Stewie adopts a turtle from the park but soon discovers it has a hidden agenda.
Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Steve Callaghan as Various | Max Charles as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Sara E.R. Fletcher as Various (as Sara Fletcher) | Hunter Gomez as Justin Bieber | Fiona Gubelmann as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West |
Uncredited: Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage)
Director: Joe Vaux
Songs: Sheryl Crow -- All I Wanna Do, Conway Twitty -- Only Make Believe

195 :11x07 - Friends Without Benefits

Dec/09/2012
Meg finally asks out the boy she's had a crush on, Kent, but after he reveals he's gay Meg decides she will have him regardless of the cost.

Meanwhile, Stewie think he has a secret admirer.
Guest Stars: Christina Milian as Esther | Chris Cox as Kent | Ralph Garman as Various | Andrew Hibbard as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Martha MacIsaac as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Natasha Melnick as Ruth | Emily Osment as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

196 :11x08 - Jesus, Mary & Joseph

Dec/23/2012
It's Christmas time again & Peter tells his own version of the Nativity.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Mike Henry as Bruce | Consuela | Ryan Reynolds as Man (w/ Pregnant Wife) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman | Stephanie Escajeda as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Cleo King as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Bruce McGill as Various | Catherine Reitman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Tom Devanney

197 :11x09 - Space Cadet

Jan/06/2013
To boost Chris’ self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it’s up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Mike Desilets as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | John Viener as Various | Brian Williams as Himself

198 :11x10 - Brian's Play

Jan/13/2013
Brian writes a play that’s a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that’s much better than his. Soon, Stewie’s work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between the two
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Tom Tucker | Seamus | Jasper | Alex Borstein as Allison | Mike Henry as Consuela | Alan Bennett as Himself | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Mark Hentemann as Various | Jackson Rathbone as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Randall Even Battencourt | Adam West as Mayor Adam West |
Uncredited: Rachael MacFarlane as Woman (Deleted Scene)
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Gary Janetti

199 :11x11 - The Giggity Wife

Jan/27/2013
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Charmisse | Sofía Vergara as Buxom Woman | Hispanic Woman | Megan Hilty as Old Woman | Teacher | Mae Whitman as Student | Young Girl | Zuzu | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jeff Bergman as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace | Mike Desilets as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Billy Joel -- Uptown Girl

200 :11x12 - Valentine's Day in Quahog

Feb/10/2013
Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the ‘60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day.

Meanwhile, Brian’s ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side.
Guest Stars: John Viener as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nana Visitor as Rita | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Drew Barrymore as Jillian | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Steve Callaghan as Various | Kat Foster as Carolyn | Ralph Garman as Various | Dee Bradley Baker as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Julie Hagerty as Carol | Tatum Hentemann as Various | Alexis Knapp as Various | Cheryl Tiegs as Herself | Nicole Sullivan as Various | Christine Lakin as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Keir Gilchrist as Various | Jessica Biel as Brooke
Director: Bob Bowen
Songs: Black Eyed Peas -- I Gotta Feeling, Nat King Cole -- L.O.V.E., Frank Sinatra -- Let's Fall In Love

201 :11x13 - Chris Cross

Feb/17/2013
To buy new sneakers, Chris steals money from Lois' purse. When Meg catches him in the act, she forces him to do all of her chores in exchange for keeping mum.
But Chris finally tires of the pact, and runs away to live with Herbert.

Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray (guest-voicing as herself), and visit her to find out the true meaning of “Snowbird”
Guest Stars: Anne Murray as Herself | Robert Romanus as Mike Damone | John Viener as Buzz Lightyear | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Mike Henry as Herbert | Alex Breckenridge as Various | James Burkholder as Kid | Max Burkholder as Kid | Steve Callaghan as Various | Colin Ford as Kid | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various
Director: Jerry Langford
Songs: Anne Murray -- I Just Fall In Love Again, Anne Murray -- Snowbird

202 :11x14 - Call Girl

Mar/10/2013
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously.
As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Christine Baranski as Herself | Giovanni Ribisi as Randy | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Robert Loggia as Himself | Rachael MacFarlane as Woman | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Gynecologist | Alec Sulkin as Grocer | Jill Talley as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Gynecologist | Robert Wu as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: John Holmquist

203 :11x15 - Turban Cowboy

Mar/17/2013
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud (guest voice Omid Abtahi), who convinces Peter to convert to Islam.
Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Terrorist (Deleted Scene) | Alex Borstein as Librarian | Omid Abtahi as Mahmoud | Alex Breckenridge as Woman (w/ Ninja) | Bob Costas as Himself | Ralph Garman as Various | Brad Goreski as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Harrison Ford | Josh | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wally Wingert as Various
Director: Joe Vaux
Songs: Leo Delibe -- Flower Duet

204 :11x16 - 12 and a Half Angry Men

Mar/24/2013
A bloody murder occurs at Mayor West’s mansion, and he is the prime suspect. The mayor is put on trial, and it is up to the citizens of Quahog to determine if he is guilty or not.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Hartman | Carter Pewterschmidt | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Mrs. Takanawa | Mike Henry as Bruce | Consuela | Herbert | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Padma Lakshmi as Herself (Bottom Chef Judge) | H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Max Charles as Timmy | Gary Janetti as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Phil LaMarr as Judge | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Lawyer | Alec Sulkin as Various | Johann Urb as Various | John Viener as Indiana Jones | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Robert Wu as Sensei
Writer: Ted Jessup
Songs: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers -- Into The Great Wide Open

205 :11x17 - Bigfat

Apr/14/2013
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe fly on a private plane to Canada, they crash in the middle of the wilderness, far from civilization.
Peter is chosen to find help, but ends up going missing for two months, only to be found as a feral creature with no ability to communicate intelligently. The Griffins must find a way to bring back Peter to his old self.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Charlotte Rae | Inspector Gadget | Pope | Roger | Stan Smith | Tom Hanks | Mike Henry as Consuela | Pilot (Pilot) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith | Mike Judge as Hank Hill | Bill Maher as Himself | Alex Borstein as Wife |
Uncredited: Scott Grimes as Steve Smith (Deleted Scene) | Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley Smith (Deleted Scene) | Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus Heissler (Deleted Scene)
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Brian Scully

206 :11x18 - Total Recall

Apr/28/2013
After discovering Lois had sent Rupert back due to a product recall, Stewie sets out to rescue him.

Meanwhile, while Peter is sick in bed Lois fills in during a bowling tournament & befriends Quagmire & Joe which causes Peter to become jealous of the time they're spending together without him.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Alex Borstein as Mikey's Mother | Seth Green as Waiter | Carly Simon as Herself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Tour Guide | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Kristin Long
Songs: Carly Simon -- You're So Vain

207 :11x19 - Save the Clam

May/05/2013
When the owner of the Clam is killed, the bar closes and Peter, Quagmire and Joe must find a way to save their beloved watering hole.

Meanwhile, Meg gets an after-school job at a funeral home.

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Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Spanish Mom | Helen Doogan | Tim Gunn as Himself | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Horace | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | John Viener as Husband | Secret Service Agent | Alec Sulkin as Waiter | Alex Breckenridge as Wife | JoAnne Fuller | Ralph Garman as Kathleen Turner | Christine Lakin as Amanda Small | Rhea Seehorn as Joanie | Danny Smith (1) as Mortician | Fred Tatasciore as Police Chief
Director: Brian Iles
Songs: Sarah McLachlan -- I Will Remember You, Yaz -- Only You

208 :11x20 - Farmer Guy

May/12/2013
When a heightened crime rate strikes the Griffin house with a break in, Peter moves the family to a farm.

Struggling financially, they discover a meth lab in their basement, they decide there's only one way to save the farm.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Kid Rock -- Bawitdaba, Ratt -- Round and Round, Queen -- You're My Best Friend

209 :11x21 - Roads to Vegas

May/19/2013
When Brian wins tickets to a Céline Dion concert he invites Stewie to come along.
After Stewie suggests they take his new experimental transporter, it malfunctions creating an alternate pair of Stewie & Brian leading to one pair having a great trip and the other having a bad.
Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Gary Janetti as Various | Joe Lomonaco as Weenie | Patrick Meighan as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Greg Colton

210 :11x22 - No Country Club For Old Men

May/19/2013
When Chris make the acquaintance of the daughter of the owner of the Barrington Country Club, the Griffins are introduced to the new club lifestyle much to the chagrin of Carter.

Carter eventually gets kicked out of Barrington and Peter agrees to help him get back in.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Hank Azaria as Various | Sean Bean as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Nick Cannon as Himself (Host of 'America's Got Talent') | Ralph Garman as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Tom Hiddleston as Various | Sharon Osbourne as Herself (Judge of 'America's Got Talent') | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Emma Roberts as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Teresa Hsiao

Season 12

Peter and Lois Open a Store

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211 :12x01 - Finders Keepers

Sep/29/2013
Believing a restaurant's children's place mat is a real treasure map, Peter drags the family all over Quahog in search of it.
Although, after spilling the beans on the news about a crucial clue, the whole town is now looking for the treasure pitting friends against friends.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Tom Tucker | Seamus | George | Marty | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Old Woman | Seth Green as Delivery Man | Mike Henry as Bruce | Announcer | Lea Thompson as Lorraine McFly | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | John Viener as Various | Johnny Brennan (1) as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jerry Lambert as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Adam West as Various
Director: John Holmquist

212 :12x02 - Vestigial Peter

Oct/06/2013
Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It’s not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin.
However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Chip | Alex Borstein as Barbara Pewterschmidt | Teacher | Seth Green as George Washington | Mike Henry as Bruce | Announcer | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Patrick Stewart as Himself | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Brian Scully

213 :12x03 - Quagmire's Quagmire

Nov/03/2013
When Quagmire takes his new laptop in for repairs he meets Sonya, a woman who is as kinky as he is.
However things go very wrong when Sonya's games get too rough, even for Glenn & he ends up missing.

Meanwhile, after finding his old teddy bear, Oscar, in the attic a love triangle of sorts begins brewing between Stewie, Oscar & Rupert.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Ida Davis | Rachael MacFarlane as Sonja | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Adam Levine as Himself

214 :12x04 - A Fistful of Meg

Nov/10/2013
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed “Mental Mike.” When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it.

Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Dr. Elmer Hartman | Jeff Daniels as Himself | Christina Milian as Esther | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joe Vaux

215 :12x05 - Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Nov/17/2013
The Griffins take a trip to Italy where Lois hopes to rekindle the spark between her & Peter.
The family takes to Italy quite well so Peter destroys their passports but after feeling homesick must try to find a way back home.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Alex Borstein as Tricia Takanawa | Middle Eastern Woman | Michelle Dockery as British Woman | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Mike Kim (1)

216 :12x06 - Life of Brian

Nov/24/2013
After a disastrous trip to colonial Jamestown, Stewie decided once & for all to destroy his time machine.
However he regrets the decision when Brian needs his help the most.

Later, the Griffins welcome a new member into the family with the addition of Vinny.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as 1920’s Woman | Yvette Nicole Brown as Various | Tony Sirico as Vinny
Director: Joseph Lee

217 :12x07 - Into Harmony’s Way

Dec/08/2013
While protecting themselves from a bee, Glenn & Peter discovery they have great harmony so the decide to form a singing duo.
However things go from good to bad when fame goes to Peter's head.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Conan O'Brien as Himself
Director: Brian Iles

218 :12x08 - Christmas Guy

Dec/15/2013
The family takes Stewie to Quahog Mall's Christmas Carnival only to discover it's been canceled by Carter.

Peter decides to revive Carter's holiday spirit & get the carnival back, however, it still doesn't help Stewie's Christmas blues.

He finally realizes what he really wants for Christmas, but it's the one thing he just can't have.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Joshua Rush as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Tony Sirico as Vinny | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Various | John Viener as Various | Wellesley Wild as Various | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Greg Colton

219 :12x09 - Peter Problems

Jan/05/2014
After getting fired from the Pawtucket Brewery, Lois lands a job as Assistant Manager of the Quahog Grocery Store. However, due Lois being the breadwinner, Peter has trouble performing his marriage duties so he enlists the help of Glenn & Joe to get his libido back.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Teresa Hsiao
Songs: AC DC -- Back in Black

220 :12x10 - Grimm Job

Jan/12/2014
Family Guy puts its own spin on three classic fairy tales, “Jack and the Beanstalk,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” & “Cinderella”
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Bruce | Consuela | Brad Goreski as Various (Gay Man) | Nancy Wilson (2) as Herself (as Heart) | Ann Wilson (2) as Herself (as Heart) | Emily Osment as Various (Little Miss Muffet) | Adam West as Fairy GodMother | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (Carriage | Crippled Farmhand)
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Alec Sulkin

221 :12x11 - Brian's a Bad Father

Jan/26/2014
Dylan surprises Brian by visiting Quahog with the news he's starring in his own TV show filming in town, but things don't go as planned when the only thing Brian is interested in is working on Dylan's show.

Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Glenn during a hunting trip, Quagmire declares their friendship over which leave Joe having to choose one of them.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Seth Green as Dylan Flannigan | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Liam Neeson as Himself | Ashley Benson as Dakota | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Marvin Gaye | Jim Breuer as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Lucas Grabeel as Anthony | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Brandon Richardson as Various
Director: Jerry Langford

222 :12x12 - Mom's the Word

Mar/09/2014
After learning his mother, Thelma, has died of a stroke, Peter befriends one of her neighbors however things get rather uncomfortable when she gets a little too friendly.

Meanwhile, Stewie tries to make sense of the concept of death.
Guest Stars: Lauren Bacall as Evelyn | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Glenn Howerton as Co-Worker | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Ted Jessup as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Ariana Grande as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Ted Jessup
Songs: Alice Cooper -- No More Mr. Nice Guy

223 :12x13 - 3 Acts of God

Mar/16/2014
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
Guest Stars: C.J. Spiller as Himself | Mario Williams as Himself | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Adam Carolla as Death | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child (Bill Belichick's Son) | Gary Janetti as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Nicole Sullivan as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Alec Sulkin

224 :12x14 - Fresh Heir

Mar/23/2014
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune, but refuses to take the money, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Carter Pewterschmidt | Steve Callaghan as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Patrick Meighan as Various | Chris Sheridan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Pat Benatar -- Hit Me With Your Best Shot, John Philip Sousa -- Stars & Stripes Forever

225 :12x15 - Secondhand Spoke

Mar/30/2014
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke.

Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school
Guest Stars: Cary Elwes as Watson | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Dee Bradley Baker as Owl | Affion Crockett as Perpetually Upbeat Black Kid | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Chris Cox as Various | Scott Grimes as Various | Rolando Molina as Various | Emily Osment as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Julius Sharpe as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Josh Robert Thompson as Various | John Viener as Mr. Stone
Director: Julius Wu

226 :12x16 - Herpe the Love Sore

Apr/06/2014
Brian gives Stewie an STD.

Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Alex Borstein as Daycare Teacher | Scott Grimes as Kevin Swanson | Bryan Cranston as Himself | Patrick Stewart as Himself (Voiceover) | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Brandon Richardson as Various
Director: Greg Colton

227 :12x17 - The Most Interesting Man in the World

Apr/13/2014
Peter brings home the wrong child from the park, prompting Lois to call him an idiot again.
Peter decides to change his way and class up his act.
Guest Stars: Dennis Farina as Himself | Carrie Fisher as Angela | Marlee Matlin as Stella | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Chris Cox as Various | Chris Galya as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Tom Devanney

228 :12x18 - Baby Got Black

Apr/27/2014
When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter, Pam, Jerome forbids it.
But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Tom Tucker | Keke Palmer as Pam | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerome | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Chris Cox as Various | Jon Daly as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Rachael MacFarlane as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Cedric Yarbrough as Various
Director: Brian Iles

229 :12x19 - Meg Stinks!

May/04/2014
Meg has a surprisingly good time partying with Peter when he takes her on a college tour.

Meanwhile, Brian must learn how to live as an 'outside dog' when he's thrown out of the house after getting sprayed by a skunk.
Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd | Jon Daly as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Jackson Douglas as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child | Catherine Reitman as Various | Julius Sharpe as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson | John Viener as Various | Nana Visitor as Woman (Peter's Podiatrist Cutaway) | Helene Yorke as Various
Director: Bob Bowen

230 :12x20 - He's Bla-ack!

May/11/2014
Cleveland returns home to Quahog and everything is fine until Donna disciplines Chris for breaking her grandmother's vase.

Furious, Lois forbids the Griffins from ever seeing the Browns again, which includes Peter not seeing Cleveland.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Mike Henry as Rallo | Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown | Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman | Ralph Garman as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | John Viener as Various | Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Robert Wu as Various
Director: Steve Robertson
Songs: Foghat -- Slow Ride

231 :12x21 - Chap Stewie

May/18/2014
It's the last straw for Stewie, when his favorite TV show is interrupted by Peter & Chris' latest shenanigans.

To be rid of the Griffins once and for all, he decides to go back in time and break Peter & Lois up so he's never born.

Doing this however, causes him to be born in a seemingly ideal, British aristocratic household.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Cousin Earl | Dog | Lord Cadwallider | Superfluous Employee | Alex Borstein as Lady Cadwillder | Nanny | Seth Green as Baby | British Guard #2 | Rick Springfield as Himself | Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Isaac Hempstead-Wright as Aidan | David Thewlis as British Father | Cary Elwes as British Guard #1 | Doctor | Valet | Anna Jane Casey as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Patrick Meighan as Various | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Alec Sulkin as Various | John Viener as Various | Aaron Johnson (1) as Various (as Aaron-Taylor Johnson)
Director: Joe Vaux

Season 13

Book Of Joe

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Brian the Closer

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232 :13x01 - The Simpsons Guy

Sep/28/2014
The Griffins travel through Springfield where the meet The Simpsons who greet their their new "albino" friends with open arms.

Homer & Peter debate which is the better beer, Bart shows Stewie some classic pranks, Lisa attempts to find Meg's talent & Marge & Lois become bosom buddies.
Guest Stars: Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson | Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson | Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson | Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson | Hank Azaria as Various
Warning: Family Guy guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: FOX ( USA)
Airs: Sundays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: January 31, 1999
Episode Order: 21
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