Episode Notes
“Welcome Back, Carter” was seen by 7.018 million viewers
Stewie, Chris & Meg do not appear in this episode.
Extra Scene on the Volume 9 DVD:
Peter: Mr. Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair?!
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Why don't you say it a little louder you idiot.
Peter: But I thought sailors only slept with little buoys?
(A seagull on the railing starts to call which sounds like laughter)
Mr. Pewterschmidt: (Looks at seagull) Knock it off!(turns back to Peter) Now Peter... (to seagull) Shut up! (to Peter) Peter you can't... Damn it all (to seagull) SHUT UP! (to Peter) Look what you did you Jackass!
Peter: What I didn't mean to...
Mr. Pewterschmidt: (To seagull) Stop it!
Peter: He liked my joke.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: It won't shut up. (Takes out phone & dials) Yes get me the owlry please. Release the owls.
(Owls fly in and grab the seagull)
Extra Scene on the Volume 9 DVD:
(Carter is face down on a table while Peter gives him a back tattoo)
Peter: Okay Carter if there's one thing girls like it's a guy with tattoos. When Babs sees this one, she's totally gonna take you back.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Nice, what's the tattoo?
Peter: Aw it's great, it's a donkey's vagina.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Uh.. wha... how's that gonna... (Carter gets cut off when a male donkey leaps onto his back and they roll off screen)
Mr. Pewterschmidt: AHHH Peter, Stop him!
Peter: No, no, this is good. This means I did a good job