This is the first episode ever to have a gag in the opening titles. When Peter is walking up the stairs singing he trips and rolls down the steps crushing one of the dancing girls.

Peter enters the number "10221976" to get into his porn hideout. "10221976" (or October 22nd, 1976 (10/22/1976)) is the birthdate of Greg Colton, the director.

Jillian: Think about this. Have you ever seen the sun and the moon in the same place at the same time?
Peter: (gasp) They're the same person!
Jillian: I know, right?!
Chris: You're brilliant!

Stewie: Oh, well let me ask you something. Does she have an alibi?
Brian: For what, why would she need an alibi?
Stewie: So your saying she does not have an alibi.
Brian: Well, no.
Stewie: Ok, so we established she ain't got no alibi, she ugly, she ugly. (Singing) U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi she ugly.
Brian: Screw off.
Stewie: O, she major ugly, O, she fat and pugly, O my god know the cow says moo.

Stewie: What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame.
Brian: Yep.

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one bedroom, one bath?
Jillian: No, it's a whole apartment.

Stewie: Life's confusing when you grow up, isn't it Brian?
Brian: It is.
Stewie: Can we play my mixtape?
Brian: Yeah, go ahead.
(Stewie puts his mixtape in the player)
Stewie: (Singing) Brian had sex, with a really dumb girl, now he's taking his friend Stewie, to get some ice cream, in his car.
(Brian shuts the mixtape off)
Stewie: Ohhh, you're a poor sport.

Jillian: Oh my god, Brian. I was watching something on TV about this guy named Hitler, (gasp), somebody should stop him!

Peter: Oh, hey Quagmire, how was Florida?
Quagmire: Oh, it was great! And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.
Peter: Uh, Quagmire, fireworks aren't illegal here. You could've just put 'em in your car and driven 'em up here.
Quagmire: (Sarcastically) Huh, yeah, that's just as fun.

Stewie: Oh, I get it, she's a moron!

Chris: Alright Meg, you be David Koresh.

David Koresh was the leader of the Branch Davidians cult (a religious cult).

Get Smart

The sequence of the metal doors opening one after the other in Peter's hideout is much like the intro to Get Smart.

Whistle While Your Wife Works

A play on the title of the song "Whistle While You Work" from the Snow White movie.

Brian: Okay, is the disc faced up? Yes, you should be able to see the picture on top.

The DVD Brian steps Jillian through is Mr. 3000. A movie about a retired basketball player who makes a comeback.

Big Horn Guy from Legend

When the gang says they partied with the "Big Horn Guy from Legend", they are referring to the classic movie Legend.

Brian's Ringtone

Brian's ringtone is actually the tune of Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer. The song had a resurgence when it was used in the Crazy Frog shorts/games but is best known from it's use in 1984's 'Beverly Hills Cop' starring Eddie Murphy.

French Stewart

Cleveland states that he hates French Stewart because he "squints too much". Cleveland is referring to French Stewart's role in 3rd Rock from the Sun, a popular series that ran on NBC. In the show French Stewart's character squinted a lot.