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Family Guy: Ocean's Three and a Half

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper.

Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt

Source: FOX


7.7/10 (19 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 7x7
Production Number: 6ACX11
Airdate: Sunday February 15th, 2009


Alternate Airdates:

UK (BBC THREE) May 24, 2009

Guest Stars
Alec SulkinAlec Sulkin
voiced Various
Recurring
Chris ParsonChris Parson
voiced Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”)
Recurring
Danny Smith (1)Danny Smith (1)
voiced Loan Shark
Recurring
Frank WelkerFrank Welker
voiced Megatron
Recurring
James BurkholderJames Burkholder
voiced Kid
Recurring
Jennifer TillyJennifer Tilly
voiced Bonnie Swanson
Recurring
John VienerJohn Viener
voiced Various
Recurring
Mark HentemannMark Hentemann
voiced Live Studio Ostrich
Recurring
Max BurkholderMax Burkholder
voiced Kid
Recurring
Patrick WarburtonPatrick Warburton
voiced Joe Swanson
Recurring
Ralph GarmanRalph Garman
voiced Various
Recurring
Christian BaleChristian Bale
voiced Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant)
Cynthia WatrosCynthia Watros
voiced Woman (Outside massage parlor)
J. P. ManouxJ. P. Manoux
voiced Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”)
Main Cast
Seth MacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane
voiced Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Kevin Swanson, Seamus, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Jasper, God, Jesus, Various
Alex BorsteinAlex Borstein
voiced Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Various
Mila KunisMila Kunis
voiced Meg Griffin
Mike Henry (1)Mike Henry (1)
voiced Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Bruce, Fouad, Cleveland Jr., Greased Up Deaf Guy (Jay), Various
Episode Notes
This episode drew 7,411,000 viewers & was FOX's #6 show for the week

Seth Green does not appear in this episode, although Chris is seen admiring Suzie Swanson in the living room and eating dinner at the end of the episode.

In the original airing of this episode, there is an extended cutaway of an audio recording where Peter argues with Christian Bale (parodying Bale's tirade on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"). On the Cartoon Network reruns and the FOX rerun on April 5, 2009, this scene is cut, and another scene is added where Brian tells Stewie that his music video to Joe's newborn daughter is worse than when Peter was stuck in sex face, followed by a cutaway of Peter eating dinner with an orgasmic look on his face.



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Men Without HatsSafety Dance 


Episode Quotes
Christian Bale: I want you off this (f'ing) set you (pr'ck).
Peter: Sorry.
Christian Bale: No don't just sorry. Think for one (f'ing) second.
Peter: I dropped a peanut M&M and it rolled over here.
Christian Bale: Am I going to walk around and rip your (f'ing) lights down in the middle of a scene?
Peter: Those are Christmas lights, I put them up to make everyone happy.
Christian Bale: Then why the (f word) are you walking right through? Oh-ta-da-ta-da like this in the background? What the (f word) is it with you?
Peter: Oh you are gonna owe a fortune to the swear jar.
Christian Bale: You got any (f'ing) idea about... Hey it's (f'ing) distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the (f'ing) scene. Give me a (f'ing) answer.
Peter: I... I don't get it.
Christian Bale: What don't you get about it?
Peter: I don't get why we need another Terminator, I just don't get it.
Oh and by the way sorry, I ate that last piece of pie that you were saving for yourself.
Christian Bale: Ooohhh good for you and how was it?
Peter: “It was good.
Christian Bale: I hope it was (f'ing) good because it's useless now isn't it?
Peter: Well it's nourishing me so that's useful.
Christian Bale: (F word) sake man you're amateur.
Peter: I don't know that word.
Christian Bale: Stay off the (f'ing) set man. Alright let's go again.
Peter: Can we just take a minute?
Christian Bale: No let's not take a (f'ing) minute, let's go again!
Peter: I gotta pee and I wanna go walk around some more but I wanna do it while the scene's going.
Christian Bale: You're unbelievable man
Peter: I just don't understand...
Christian Bale: Uh, you don't (f'ing) understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is.
Peter: I don't think that's what that is
Christian Bale: That's what that is man I'm telling you.
Peter: Hey my family's coming to town, do you mind pretending that I'm the director?
Christian Bale: I'm going to (f'ing) kick your (f'ing) ass if you don't sit down for a second.
Peter: Ahhh, please don't hurt me Mr. Bale
Christian Bale: You want me to go (f'ing) trash your lights?
Peter: No
Christian Bale: You want me to (f'ing) trash your lights!?
Peter: No I don't want you to trash them.
Christian Bale: You do it one more (f'ing) time and I'm not walking on this set if you're still hired
Peter: Sorry, it's my first day.
Christian Bale: I'm (f'ing) serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy.
Peter: I don't feel like a nice guy.
Christian Bale: But that don't (f'ing) cut it when you're (B-S'ing) and (f'ing) around like this on set.
Peter: Gee you punch your mother with that mouth?
Christian Bale: Seriously man you and me, we're (f'ing) done professionally.
Peter: Wait, just professionally {gasp} Are you asking me out on a date?
Christian Bale: (F'ing) ass



Episode Goofs
Despite Seth Green not being in this episode, Chris does appear at the very end from the back.
His hair is white instead of yellow.

Although this may have simply been a broadcast error since on the [adult swim] airing his hair is once again yellow.



Cultural References
This episode's title 'Ocean's Three and a Half' is a take off of the title of 1960's & 2001's remake, 'Ocean's Eleven'

Announcer: “Two & A Half Men was filmed in front of a live ostrich”

Peter uses the CBS show “Two & A Half Men” (2003-Present) to induce labor.
The characters Charlie Harper (played by Charlie Sheen) & Alan Harper (played by Jon Cryer) appear.

Dr. Hartman: “Oh my god she's dying”
Joe & Bonnie: “WHAT”
Dr. Hartman: “Oh I'm sorry, I was watching this Paula Poundstone comedy”


Paula Poundstone is an American stand-up comedian. She is known for her quiet, self-deprecating style.

Stewie: “Are you kidding, we'll go together better than Hannity & Colmes”

The FOX News program “Hannity & Colmes” w/ Sean Hannity & Alan Colmes is featured in this episode but Colmes has been replaced by the Tex Avery cartoon character “Droopy”.
Oddly enough, as of January 9th 2009, Colmes has left the show and it is known now as simply “Hannity”.

Brian: “You're as bad as Beethoven near the end”

(Obvious) Reference to the fact Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827) was completely deaf towards the end of his life

Stewie: “Name 20.”
Brian: “Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Allison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilla, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny from the Block.”
Stewie: “Name 6 more.”
Brian: “Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher”
Stewie: “Name 5 more.”
Brian: “Tracy, Jean, Jane, Marianne, Elanore Rigby.”
Stewie: “Go *beep* yourself”


“Rosanna” by Toto (1982)
“Roxanne” by The Police (1978)
“Michelle” by The Beatles (1965)
“Alison” by Elvis Costello (1977)
“Sara” by Jefferson Starship (1985)
“Angie” by The Rolling Stones (1973)
“Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) by Looking Glass (1972)
“Mandy” by Barry Manilow (1974)
“Gloria” by Laura Branigan (1983)
“Cecilia” by Simon and Garfunkel (1970)
“Maggie May” by Rod Stewart (1971)
“Jessica” by The Allman Brothers Band (1972)
“Nancy” by ???
“Barbara Ann” by The Regents (1961)
“Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson (1983)
“Layla” by Eric Clapton (1970)
“Lola” by The Kinks (1970)
“Polly” by Nirvana (1991)
“Helena” by My Chemical Romance (2005)
“Jenny from the Block” by Jennifer Lopez (2002)
“Sherrie” by Steve Perry (1984)
“Laura” by Frank Sinatra (1947)
“Wendy” by The Beach Boys (1964)
“Maria” by Blondie (1999)
“Peggy Sue” by Buddy Holly (1957)
“Minnie the Moocher” by Cab Calloway (1931)
“Tracy” by The Cuff Links (1969)
“Jean” by Oliver (1969)
“Jane” by The Barenaked Ladies (1994)
“Marianne” by Terry Gilkyson and The Easy Riders (????)
“Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (1966)

Carter: “In about an hour I'm going to p's away 20 grand”
Glen: “What are you going to bet on the Knicks”

The Knicks are (apparently according to Quagmire) a less then successful basketball team based in New York City

Peter: “He's treated me worse than that jerk Christian Bale did”

Christian Bale's February 2009 expletive laden rant on the “Terminator: Salvation” set is parodied putting Peter in as the focus of Bale's anger.

Stewie: “Alright Brian. Get ready to feel”

Stewie's video is his version of “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You”, the 1991 song by Bryan Adams

Stewie also mentions he's in love w/ Bryan at the end of the episode.

During Stewie's video there are homages to other music videos. Most notable are ...

- Stewie painting shirtless and trashing the hotel room was Bon Jovi - “Always”
- “Lego Stewie” is from The White Stripes - “Fell in Love with a Girl”
- Stewie in white dancing among the candlesticks was The Police - “Wrapped Around Your Finger”

Bill Gates attends the Pewterschmidt's “Bring All Your Cash & Put It In Our Safe” Party.
Carter taunts him with his iPod instead of Microsoft's Zune

Peter: “Hey fellas, knock off that high society crap and play some of this”

As a distraction, Peter has the band play the 1982 techno-pop hit “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats.
Glen and Peter even do the dance that originated from the song.

American actress Reese Witherspoon is mentioned in this episode

Joe: “Tell 'em Megatron”

Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons, the main villains from the cartoon series Transformers (1984-1987)



Other Episode Crew

CreatorSeth MacFarlane
DeveloperSeth MacFarlane  |  David Zuckerman
Executive ProducerDavid A. Goodman (1)  |  Chris Sheridan  |  Seth MacFarlane  |  Danny Smith (1)
Co-Executive ProducerBrian Scully  |  Steve Callaghan  |  Mark Hentemann  |  Richard Appel
Supervising ProducerAlec Sulkin  |  Wellesley Wild  |  Mike Henry (1)
ProducerKara Vallow  |  Kirker Butler  |  Shannon Smith
Co-ProducerCherry Chevapravatdumrong  |  Patrick Meighan  |  Kim Fertman
Consulting ProducerTom Devanney
EditorMichael Elias
CastingLinda Lamontagne
MusicRon Jones (1)
Supervising DirectorPeter Shin  |  James Purdum
Executive Story EditorJohn Viener
Assistant DirectorRick Del Carmen
Animation ProducerBrandi Young
 

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