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Family Guy :: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (03x04)
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| Title: | One If By Clam, Two If By Sea |
| Episode #: | 03x04 |
| Production Number: | 2ACX19 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday August 01st, 2001 |
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When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam, which is transformed into a British pub. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to teach a British girl with a heavy Cockney accent how to speak proper English.
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| •Seth MacFarlane | voiced | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Kevin Swanson, Seamus, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Jasper, God, Jesus, Various | | •Alex Borstein | voiced | Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Various | | •Seth Green | voiced | Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman, Dylan (Brian's son), Various | | •Mila Kunis | voiced | Meg Griffin | | •Mike Henry (1) | voiced | Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Bruce, Fouad, Cleveland Jr., Greased Up Deaf Guy (Jay), Various |
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This episode was originally scheduled to air on July 25, 2000.
| In the Tron joke there is a hidden message that says "Your TV is upside down if you can read this". The message is really upside down.
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Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining. (pause) But, um...you know, I don't know where I'm going with this.
| Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
| Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
| Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting, why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: (pause) You're on!
| Peter: We kicked your ass in World War II & we can do it again!
| Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I.
| Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
| Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!
| Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place! Hey, hey, check out those two hotties...they're so lonely they're practicing kissing each other!
Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing...
Peter, Quagmire and Joe: Oh...oooohhhhh...OOOOOOHHHH!!!...oh...
| Steve: Huh, they're all gone. Oh well, hey I wonder what this feels like. (Stabs himself) Oh god that hurts!!! So thats what I've been doing to people??? I belong here.
| Trisha Takanawa: For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the phrase, 'Hey, check out that flaming queen'.
| Peter: (driving through town after the hurricane) Well, at least the open air debris field is still intact.
| Trisha Takanawa: Is Quahog in the hands of a seriel arsonist? The authorities say no, but our producers say yes.
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Episode Goofs |
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"Norman" is not a possible name choice for tropical storms and hurricanes in the Atlantic region, which is where Quahog is.
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Cleveland, Joe, Quagmire, Peter: Yep. Yep. Yep. Mmm-hmm.
When Peter and the gang are standing near the fence drinking beer; the scene often happens in FOX's other show "King Of The Hill".
| (Peter is digging the side of the cell wall with a spoon trying to escape)
This is a reference from "Escape From Alcatraz".
| Peter: I've never been defeated...except once.
This flashback is a reference to Disneys movie "Tron".
| One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
This is a take off from "One is by land, two is by sea". A line from "Paul Revere's Ride".
| Stewie: Psst - you, Dogbert. Down here, get a front row seat for this one.
This is a reference to Scott Adams comic strip Dilbert in which Dilbert would always call his dog Dogbert.
| Jail Guy: I like the fat one. More cushion for the pushin'!
This line is also used in "The Shawshank Redemption."
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