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Family Guy: Lethal Weapons

Lois takes martial arts to fight back against the New Yorkers who have overrun Quahog, but Lois worries that her violent antics may have a bad influence on her family.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x7
Production Number: 2ACX18
Airdate: Wednesday August 22nd, 2001

Director: Brian Hogan
Writer: Chris Sheridan

Guest Stars
Danny Smith (1)Danny Smith (1)
voiced Various
Jennifer TillyJennifer Tilly
voiced Bonnie Swanson
Johnny Brennan (1)Johnny Brennan (1)
voiced Horace (Bronx Guy #2)
Lori AlanLori Alan
voiced Diane Simmons
Michael ChiklisMichael Chiklis
voiced Bronx Guy
Nicole SullivanNicole Sullivan
voiced Various
Patrick WarburtonPatrick Warburton
voiced Joe Swanson
Phil LaMarrPhil LaMarr
voiced Various
Alastair ShermanAlastair Sherman
voiced Various
Peter GallagherPeter Gallagher
voiced Jared Fellows
Main Cast
Seth MacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane
voiced Peter Griffin | Stewie Griffin | Brian Griffin | Various Characters
Alex BorsteinAlex Borstein
voiced Lois Griffin | Various Characters
Seth GreenSeth Green
voiced Chris Griffin | Various Characters
Mila KunisMila Kunis
voiced Meg Griffin
Mike Henry (1)Mike Henry (1)
voiced Cleveland Brown | Various Characters
Episode Notes
This episode shows a lot of hatred towards New York City. This has been shown before in "Fifteen Minutes Of Shame".

Episode Quotes
Peter: Look at all the garbage the damn Leafers are dumping on our lawn. The New York Times, New Yorker Magazine, the New York Mets.

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Peter: Don't worry, I got an idea. An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)
Stewie: I know you ain't puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain't got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player)
Baskeball player: Yo man, that's trippin!
Stewie: Brotha please, you're the one who's trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!
Basketball player: Now don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass!
Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!!

Peter: Excuse me sir, I believe you're in my seat and I had sex with your mother.
Man: What'd you say?!
Peter: What--about the seat or me plowin' your father's wife?

Quagmire: 'Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side'.
Woman: Sure.
Quagmire: Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?
Woman: Pre-op.
Quagmire: Whoa, transvestite, back off!

Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.
Brian: I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.

Stewie: Ooh, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside.

Peter: Lois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.

Episode Goofs
When Peter is running on the dock at the beginning of the episode, half his body dissapears!

The football team being shown on the game at the Drunken Clam are wearing green and black jerseys. But, following the NFL rules, one team should have been wearing white jerseys.

The letter Peter sent to Lois apparently just said "Dear Lois," then had spit on it. But when Lois holds the letter up we can see a lot more writing on the paper.

When Chris is talking about the leaves on the ground “Fred” is the yellow leaf and “Randy” is the brown leaf but when Meg holds them up they are both brown.

Glen asks the transvestite if 'she' is pre-op pr post-op. It's neither since Transvestites (or Cross-Dressers) are simply men who dress in women's clothes.
Transgenders, are people who believe they were born with the wrong gender that obtain surgery to alter their appearance.

Cultural References
Lois: This is mine... this is where my babies come from.

Apparrantly, one night in a bar OJ Simpson grabbed his wife's croch and made that very same announcement.

Peter: She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.

Muhammad Ali was a boxer who often used the phrase "foats like a butterfly, stings like a bee."

Peter: Krypton Sucks

Krypton is the home planet of Superman. In the second Superman movie there were 3 bad guys from Krypton who came to earth and caused damage. The 3 villians in the bar are obviously them.

Lethal Weapons

Obviously the title is a reference to the Lethal Weapon movies.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorSeth MacFarlane
DeveloperDavid Zuckerman  |  Seth MacFarlane
Executive ProducerDavid Zuckerman  |  Seth MacFarlane
Co-Executive ProducerDaniel Palladino  |  Danny Smith (1)  |  Craig Hoffman
ProducerSherry Gunther  |  Mike Barker (1)  |  Matt Weitzman  |  Billiam Coronel
Co-ProducerRicky Blitt  |  Chris Sheridan
Consulting ProducerGary Janetti  |  Greg Garcia
Associate ProducerLouis J. Cuck
EditorRick McKenzie
CastingLinda Lamontagne  |  Karen Vice
Line ProducerKen Dennis  |  Debby Hindman
Staff WriterBobby Bowman  |  Steve Callaghan
MusicRon Jones (1)
Story EditorJim Bernstein  |  Michael Shipley  |  Mark Hentemann
Supervising DirectorPeter Shin  |  Pete Michels (1)
Executive Story EditorNeil Goldman  |  Garrett Donovan
ConsultantMike Henry (1)
Main Title ThemeWalter Murphy
Writing AssistantKen Goin  |  Dave Collard
Production ControllerLiddane Sanders
AssistantLane Schnaitter
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