Peter: You know what's funny? I always thought that dogs laid eggs, and I learned something today.
Peter: (to Brian before he gets neutered) I am not looking forward to what you're going to be like once they do this to you.
(In Peter's imagination)
Brian: (overweight and eating a box of chocolates) I LOVE chocolate...but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. But it's SOOOO good!
Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey mana, I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Hotel Manager: I blame the schools.
Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy?
Stewie: I smell death on you.
Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Oh my God, he's violating Seabreeze!
Peter: No, no he's just awkwardly positioning himself... oh now he's violating Seabreeze.
Peter: Look at me Lois, I'm Roo!
Roo is a famous baby Kangaroo character from the classic "Winnie The Pooh" series.
Charles Foster Kane: "Rosebud..."
A reference to Citizen Kane, a classic Orson Wells movie.
The set Peter is on is supposed to be the set of "Survivor". The set he falls onto is "The Price Is Right".
Bill Gates Sign
The sign Bill Gates shines towards the sky is the symbol for Microsoft. Although the symbol in the show is backwards from the real symbol. Probably to avoid copyright issues with Microsoft.
Bill Gates: Whats a Quarter?
Bill Gates is known for being the richest man alive. The wisecrack at him is that he is so rich, that a quarter is to small of money for him to know about.