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Family Guy: Screwed The Pooch

Peter finally begins to impress Carter, and the two become friends after Peter gives Carter a tip on beating Ted Turner in poker, but the friendship is shattered when a horny Brian has sex with Carter's favorite race dog, Sea Breeze.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x13
Production Number: 3ACX08
Airdate: Thursday November 29th, 2001

Guest Stars
Bob BarkerBob Barker
voiced Himself
Don LaFontaineDon LaFontaine
voiced FOX Announcer
Jane LynchJane Lynch
voiced Dotty Campbell (Barbara | Mrs Ramsey | British Mom)
Johnny Brennan (1)Johnny Brennan (1)
voiced Mort Goldman
Patrick WarburtonPatrick Warburton
voiced Joe Swanson
Phil LaMarrPhil LaMarr
voiced Judge (Doctor | Lawyer)
Ralph GarmanRalph Garman
voiced Ted Turner (Motel Clerk | Veterinarian)
Main Cast
Seth MacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane
voiced Peter Griffin | Stewie Griffin | Brian Griffin | Various Characters
Alex BorsteinAlex Borstein
voiced Lois Griffin | Various Characters
Seth GreenSeth Green
voiced Chris Griffin | Various Characters
Mila KunisMila Kunis
voiced Meg Griffin
Mike Henry (1)Mike Henry (1)
voiced Cleveland Brown | Various Characters
Episode Notes
FOX did not air the opening at the zoo. But Cartoon Network did and it is available on the DVD.

Episode Quotes
Peter: You know what's funny? I always thought that dogs laid eggs, and I learned something today.

Peter: (to Brian before he gets neutered) I am not looking forward to what you're going to be like once they do this to you.
(In Peter's imagination)
Brian: (overweight and eating a box of chocolates) I LOVE chocolate...but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. But it's SOOOO good!

Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey mana, I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Hotel Manager: I blame the schools.

Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy?
Stewie: I smell death on you.

Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?

Mr. Pewterschmidt: Oh my God, he's violating Seabreeze!
Peter: No, no he's just awkwardly positioning himself... oh now he's violating Seabreeze.

Episode Goofs
The Window's logo is backwards.

Brian's tag is missing right before he meets Carter & Sea Breeze

Cultural References
Peter: Look at me Lois, I'm Roo!

Roo is a famous baby Kangaroo character from the classic "Winnie The Pooh" series.

Charles Foster Kane: "Rosebud..."

A reference to Citizen Kane, a classic Orson Wells movie.

Peter: Ahhahhhh!

The set Peter is on is supposed to be the set of "Survivor". The set he falls onto is "The Price Is Right".

Bill Gates Sign

The sign Bill Gates shines towards the sky is the symbol for Microsoft. Although the symbol in the show is backwards from the real symbol. Probably to avoid copyright issues with Microsoft.

Bill Gates: Whats a Quarter?

Bill Gates is known for being the richest man alive. The wisecrack at him is that he is so rich, that a quarter is to small of money for him to know about.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorSeth MacFarlane
DeveloperDavid Zuckerman  |  Seth MacFarlane
Executive ProducerSeth MacFarlane  |  Daniel Palladino
Co-Executive ProducerDavid A. Goodman
Supervising ProducerMike Barker (1)  |  Matt Weitzman
ProducerKara Vallow  |  Gene Laufenberg  |  Allison Adler
Associate ProducerMelissa Owen
EditorJohn Walts
CastingKaren Vice  |  Linda Lamontagne
Staff WriterDave Collard  |  Marc Firek  |  Ken Goin  |  Alex Borstein  |  Alex Barnow
MusicWalter Murphy
Story EditorSteve Callaghan
Post Production CoordinatorKim Fertman
Supervising DirectorPeter Shin  |  Pete Michels (1)
Executive Story EditorMike Henry (1)  |  Mark Hentemann
Animation DirectorMichael Polcino
Main Title ThemeWalter Murphy
Series DirectorMichael Dante DiMartino
Assistant DirectorBrett Varon
Animation ProducerDebby Hindman
Writing AssistantLarry Solomon  |  Seth Podell
Production ControllerLiddane Sanders
AssistantKim Fertman  |  Matt Fleckenstein
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