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Family Guy: Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Peter helps Joe raise his spirits after he fails to capture a crook in a Jimmy Carter mask by training him for the Special Olympics.
Meanwhile, Meg, Chris, and Stewie find a money clip containing $26.00 and fight over who gets to keep it.


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x15
Production Number: 3ACX07
Airdate: Thursday December 20th, 2001



  • Currently 9.3/10
9.3/10 (3 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Adam West
voiced Mayor Adam West
Recurring
Alex Rocco
voiced Bea Arthur
Recurring
Danny Smith (1)
voiced Various
Recurring
David Berry (1)
voiced Various
Recurring
Johnny Brennan (1)
voiced Various
Recurring
Lori Alan
voiced Diane Simmons
Recurring
Mark Hentemann
voiced Various
Recurring
Patrick Warburton
voiced Joe Swanson
Recurring
Wally Wingert
voiced Various
Recurring
Tony Danza
voiced Himself
Valerie Bertinelli
voiced Herself
Main Cast
Seth MacFarlane
voiced Peter Griffin | Stewie Griffin | Brian Griffin | Various Characters
Alex Borstein
voiced Lois Griffin | Various Characters
Seth Green
voiced Chris Griffin | Various Characters
Mila Kunis
voiced Meg Griffin
Mike Henry (1)
voiced Cleveland Brown | Various Characters
Episode Notes
We find out in this episode why the Evil Monkey in Chris' closet is evil.



Episode Quotes
Tom Tucker: Coming up in the next half-hour, our in-depth look at conveniently placed news reports in television shows, but first, Peter, watch out for that skateboard.

Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.

Stewie: I'll ruin you like I ruined John Lennon.
(Flashback. Stewie is with John Lennon)
Stewie: John, I don't think you've met Yoko Ono. Yoko, this is John.

Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight, I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house, you have to clean it.

Mayor West: Today we're here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor one-eyed cat, Bootsy, out of the old stove pipe of my grandmother's cabin. (a co-worker hits him in the head with the top of a broom) Joe Swanson won the Special People's Decathlon, and we're here to honor him.

Cleveland: Here's to Joe, who helped little Paul get a new liver and, barring a massive infection, a new lease on life.

Tom Tucker: Hello, and welcome to the Quahog Special People's Games. I'm Tom Tucker.
Diane Simmons: And I'm Diane Simmons. It's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not.
Tom Tucker: It sure is, Diane. Today we'll see some of Quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs. You'll cheer, you'll cry, you might even get a cheap laugh or two.
Diane Simmons: I know I will, Tom. In fact, there's the distinct possibility that, by the end of the day, we'll all be going to hell.
Tom Tucker: I'll see you there, Diane.

Peter: Uh I don't know, there's a game on.
Peter's Angel: Shame on you! You march right over there and cheer your old friend up!
Peter's Devil: Don't listen to that sissy! Grab a beer and watch the game.
Peter: Yeah that sounds good. (Peter's angel shoots the devil)
Peter: Oh my God!
Peter's Angel: (points gun at Peter's head) Now get your fat ass over to Joe's!
Peter: Look buddy I...I...
Peter's Angel: Move!
Peter: (moving to the door with his hands up) All-All right, all right! Just take it easy. Just take it easy, man. Everything's cool.



Cultural References
Joe: Ah, my lunch is here.

This scene is a reference to "The Flintstones" series.

Lois: Like that robber, in that Keanu Reeves movie...

The movie Lois is referring to is Point Break.

Stewie: AAAAAAUGH!

The way Stewie yells is similar to the way Charlie Brown yells in "the Peanuts" series.

Stewie: John, I don't think you've met Yoko Ono. Yoko, this is John.

When the Beatles eventually broke up many thought it was because of John Lennons relationship with Yoko Ono.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorSeth MacFarlane
DeveloperDavid Zuckerman  |  Seth MacFarlane
Executive ProducerSeth MacFarlane  |  Daniel Palladino
Co-Executive ProducerDavid A. Goodman
Supervising ProducerMike Barker (1)  |  Matt Weitzman
ProducerAllison Adler  |  Kara Vallow  |  Gene Laufenberg
Associate ProducerMelissa Owen
EditorJohn Walts
CastingKaren Vice  |  Linda Lamontagne
Staff WriterAlex Barnow  |  Alex Borstein  |  Marc Firek  |  Ken Goin  |  Dave Collard
MusicRon Jones (1)
Story EditorSteve Callaghan
Post Production CoordinatorKim Fertman
Supervising DirectorPeter Shin  |  Pete Michels (1)
Executive Story EditorMike Henry (1)  |  Mark Hentemann
Animation DirectorMichael Polcino
Main Title ThemeWalter Murphy
Series DirectorMichael Dante DiMartino
Assistant DirectorRick Del Carmen
Animation ProducerDebby Hindman
Writing AssistantLarry Solomon  |  Seth Podell
Production ControllerLiddane Sanders
AssistantKim Fertman  |  Matt Fleckenstein
 
Warning: Family Guy season 3 episode 15 guide may contain spoilers
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