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After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire earns a key to the city after saving a young lady, Peter begins to feel that he has not accomplished much in his life. To make amend for this, he decides to set the record for most nickels eaten. However, one to many nickels leaves him blind.
Brunette: Thank God you know CPR.
Quagmire: What the hell's CPR?
God: Here, let me light that for you, babe.
(Thunderbolts cigarette lighting it up)
Girl: Hey, thanks!
God: Yep, magic fingers (laughs).
(Accidentally Thunderbolts her making her expode)
God: Jesus Christ!
God: Get the escalade, we're outta here!
Quagmire: Oh! Naked plastic chicks!
Cleveland: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfation watchin' the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
Joe: Can't blame 'em for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
Cleveland: The black ball's done nothing wrong.
Joe: If the black ball's innocent it has nothing to fear.
Mort: I just never stopped believing. Say no to acid!
God: Hey! Wanna see what I can do? Alright. Ready? Check it out. Beer. Glass. Alright. Oh I guess I'll go over here for a minute da da da da Oh Holy Crap that's still pouring itself! Oh Wow Oh that's amazing. I've never seen anyone do that! You wanna go out later?
Tom Tucker: Coming Up! Diane's weight.
Stewie: This is the worst use of money since i tricked out my Big Wheel.
Peter: Holy crap that freakin' place was on fire?!
Lois: Peter you're really are putting away those Mentos.
Peter: Oh these are not Mentos, Lois. Everybody you are looking at a guy who is going to set a new world record. I am going to eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
Keebler Elves: Alright, we attack the Rice Crispy guys at dawn.
The Keebler Elves are the mascotts for Keebler Cookies and other baked goods.
Crackle: Here's to snap...
Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the mascotts for Rice Crispie Treats and Rice Crispies cereal.
Peter: Have you ever seen that show Scrubs?
Scrubs is a comedy show which airs on NBC. Neil Goldman, not the voice of Neil Goldman but Neil Goldman a writer for Family Guy, is also a head writer for Scrubs.
At Peter's award giving ceremony Star Wars music is played and Chewbacca, C3PO and R2D2 are present.
This is a reference to the ending of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.