Brunette: Thank God you know CPR.
Quagmire: What the hell's CPR?
God: Here, let me light that for you, babe.
(Thunderbolts cigarette lighting it up)
Girl: Hey, thanks!
God: Yep, magic fingers (laughs).
(Accidentally Thunderbolts her making her expode)
God: Jesus Christ!
God: Get the escalade, we're outta here!
Quagmire: Oh! Naked plastic chicks!
Cleveland: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfation watchin' the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
Joe: Can't blame 'em for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
Cleveland: The black ball's done nothing wrong.
Joe: If the black ball's innocent it has nothing to fear.
Peter: This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's going to remember me for after I die is being that blind guy.
Brian: Don't give up yet, Peter. I mean, many blind people live rich fulfilling lives.
Peter: Oh, I don't know Brian. I mean, I guess can give it a shot.
(Peter gets up from the couch and walks past Stewie who trips him with couch ottoman)
Stewie: Ha-ha-ha. Oh my God, I almost didn't do it.I ALMOST didn't do it. I thought, is this in bad taste?
But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did. Oooh, worth it. Totally worth it.
Mort: I just never stopped believing. Say no to acid!
God: Hey! Wanna see what I can do? Alright. Ready? Check it out. Beer. Glass. Alright. Oh I guess I'll go over here for a minute da da da da Oh Holy Crap that's still pouring itself! Oh Wow Oh that's amazing. I've never seen anyone do that! You wanna go out later?
Tom Tucker: Coming Up! Diane's weight.
Stewie: This is the worst use of money since i tricked out my Big Wheel.
Peter: Holy crap that freakin' place was on fire?!
Lois: Peter you're really are putting away those Mentos.
Peter: Oh these are not Mentos, Lois. Everybody you are looking at a guy who is going to set a new world record. I am going to eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
Keebler Elves: Alright, we attack the Rice Crispy guys at dawn.
The Keebler Elves are the mascotts for Keebler Cookies and other baked goods.
Crackle: Here's to snap...
Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the mascotts for Rice Crispie Treats and Rice Crispies cereal.
Peter: Have you ever seen that show Scrubs?
Scrubs is a comedy show which airs on NBC. Neil Goldman, not the voice of Neil Goldman but Neil Goldman a writer for Family Guy, is also a head writer for Scrubs.
Peter: Ok, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years. Either have the baby or don't.
This is a funny joke made towards Bonnie. Since technically Family Guy has been around since 1999 and she has been pregnant since then, she has been pregnant for 6 years. Although it could be argued that the other characters in the show have not aged at all since the beginning of Family Guy, so why would Bonnie and the babies 9 months be up?
At Peter's award giving ceremony Star Wars music is played and Chewbacca, C3PO and R2D2 are present.
This is a reference to the ending of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.